Chapter 463 Orochimaru Loses Control of His Emotions (3 in 1, 13 Updates Owed)

"Since when did this kind of event become popular among weddings in Konoha?"

Mito Kadoen looked at Fugaku, who was playing an apple-eating game with Mikoto on the stage, and couldn't help but shake his head: "If you think about it carefully, it seems that it started with Hatake Sakumo's wedding. It's really vulgar!"

"hehe!"

There was a sneer in his ears, and Mito Kadoyan frowned, then he remembered that the wedding of his old classmate Shimura Danzo was also in the same style.

At that time, Shimura Danzo and his newlywed wife Chiyo, under the instigation of the emcee, performed a banana bungee jumping game, which amazed everyone.

"You should also take care of this trend. The originally solemn wedding has turned into a farce!"

Men Yan pointed at the old lady who was taking off her dentures and started to smack the chicken wings and said: "Think about the atmosphere of the first generation and Mito-sama at that time, don't you feel ashamed?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah -"

Although Mito Uzumaki is eighty years old, his ears are still good.

She smacked the chicken wings and drank a small glass of orange water, saying: "My second grandfather hosted Hashirama and I's wedding. The two of them also prepared a lot of interesting games, but there were not as many young people as today." It’s just that you have a rich imagination!”

"Mito-sama is right, times are always developing. Come on, eat more!" Chiyo picked up a Coke Wing and put it on her plate.

Mito smiled and said: "Haha, you are indeed a good wife of Konoha. Chiyo-chan, you are getting more and more mature. I still remember that when I first saw you, you were still like the girl biting an apple on the stage. It’s big.”

"Aunt Mito, you too, your health is getting better and better, and you can even eat two bowls of rice!"

Chiyo and Mito are like a harmonious pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, talking about some interesting stories from the past.

Xiaochun, who was sleeping next to him, felt a little unhappy.

He had dedicated his whole life to the village. It could be said that he was married to Konoha. However, due to a small mistake, he lost a few unnecessary ninjas and was forced to leave the field.

Until now, I have only received a false position as an honorary consultant. I have no rights and cannot use my burden.

On the contrary, that guy Chiyo, who had been the enemy of Konoha for the first forty years of his life, has now transformed into the woman who is the first elder of Konoha, which is really enviable.

Especially in an atmosphere like a wedding, it is impossible not to regret being single. If it is not impossible, who would want to be a leftover woman for more than fifty years?

It's really too low to look down on, and too high to reach, and it's just a hundred years old when you look back.

To be objective, Xiaochun's appearance was also online when she was young.

It's just that as a disciple of the Second Hokage, she has a very high spirit, and she would not look down on someone who is not a dragon among men.

At that time, Mito Kadoyan was also one of Koharu's suitors, but this man was too ordinary to catch her eye.

In fact, what Koharu liked most when he moved to bed at that time was the Uchiha mirror.

Born into a wealthy family but without any pretensions, strong but gentle, he is really the standard template for every girl's Prince Charming.

Xiaochun tried to confess her love when she went to bed, but unfortunately he rejected her mercilessly.

It was also from that time that Koharu developed a deep resentment towards the Uchiha clan.

In fact, if Danzo could get rid of his pretense of not being a womanizer early on, Koharu felt that she would not be unable to consider him when he went to bed.

At that time, Danzo was also a handsome guy who made people blush, but he seemed to avoid strangers. He never fell in love, and there was no possibility of starting it.

Therefore, the only men left in Konoha who could meet her requirements were Akimichi Tofaze and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Akimichi Kaifeng passed first for obvious reasons.

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen is a little lecherous, he is the son of Sasuke Sasuke, a ninjutsu doctor, so he can't consider it, but...

After turning to bed, Koharu glanced at Lake Sarutobi Biwa, where the old lady still had charm, and felt mixed emotions in her heart.

It's really strange. When I was young, I was obviously no worse looking than bitches like Biwako and Chiyo. Why was it that when I reached my fifties or sixties, I was so far apart?

These two women look to be more than ten years younger than me! ! !

But he obviously uses medical ninjutsu to massage his face every day, and supplements it with medicinal materials prepared by himself. Why does he look older than them?

If Xiaochun knew how many Aslanso masks Yasuo presented to the master every year, she might not have such doubts.

Yasuo gave his master enough masks to cover his face, twice a day, all year round, with extra masks for his wife, and at the same time, he gave them to Sarutobi Lake Biwa.

When he went to bed, Koharu became more and more angry as he thought about it. He found a way to talk and said in a low voice: "Old classmate Danzo, you now have a good career and love. It's a pity..."

"What's the pity?" Danzo picked his nose and answered noncommittally.

"That's all I said, don't be angry with you and Chiyo-san. It's just a pity that you don't have the fruit of your own love. It's really..."

Xiaochun's voice was full of regret when she went to bed, as if their marriage would have been cursed if there were no children.

"Xiaochun, what you said..."

Mito Kadoyan understood it, pretended to complain to his companion, and then said with concern to Danzo: "Danzo, I heard Xiaoharu mentioned that he has recently made new progress in... well, the research on that cell. If you If you want to have children, you can actually...ah~~um~~"

Danzo stuffed a big chicken leg into Mito Kadoyan's mouth in a cool and easy manner, and said calmly: "I have a beloved disciple Yasuo who will take care of him until the end of his life. You two immortals should think about your own affairs. !”

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"Xiaochun, what cells are you studying? Are they so magical?"

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener sounded interested. Uzumaki Mito put down the chicken wing and asked curiously: "That kid, Tsunade, is still not married even in her thirties. She is going to be an old girl. I'm really worried. "

"Uh... these... are just some ordinary cells. They are still very immature. Don't listen to Men Yan's nonsense."

Xiaochun felt sweat on his forehead when he went to bed. Although the decision to develop Hashirama cells in the early years was discussed collectively by everyone, if the outside world really knew about it, he would undoubtedly be the one who was blamed.

"Speaking of which, Monkey, why don't any of your three disciples have any descendants? The Uchiha brats are all going to the front."

It has to be said that talking about the marriage and childbirth of younger generations has always been the favorite of the elderly, and even Danzo is not exempt from this habit.

He nudged Sarutobi Hiruzen with his fat elbow, raised his brows and said: "You are a man who sprouts new shoots from an old tree, how can you hide it from your disciples? That white-haired brat has been married for two or three years, and you have no idea at all. Produce!”

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When the finale dish, crystal honey garlic spicy pig ears, was served, it also heralded the end of the wedding banquet.

Fugaku, who was half drunk and half awake, was helped into the bridal chamber by his men.

Jiraiya proposed to go and listen to the news, which was unanimously supported by everyone. Even Uchiha Tatsu nodded repeatedly with a wicked smile on his face, completely ignoring brotherhood.

Yasuo, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Uchiha Tatsumi, when these people want to listen to you, it will be difficult for you to guard against them.

Fugaku's guards were no different from paper, and they easily sneaked into the corner of Fugaku's bedroom.

After waiting quietly for more than ten minutes, the room was very quiet. Uchiha Tatsumi couldn't help but whisper: "Isn't this boy Fugaku asleep? I think he drank a little too much."

"No, this guy looks like he's drinking wine, but I can smell it. In fact, most of it is Coke!"

"Oh, he is indeed the boss of Yasuo. He can smell coke."

"I didn't say that."

"Jiraiya?"

"Not me either."

"That is……"

"It's me!"

Everyone raised their heads, and Elder Danzo was lying on the roof and wall of the house.

Like Zach, his body spread out into a flat surface that almost enveloped the entire house.

Elder Danzo's eyes were as bright as copper bells, and he said: "This is my Ninja Technique: Amoeba War. You don't need to panic."

"Chen, can you see what's going on inside?"

"I'm not a Byakugan, our Uchiha eyes don't have such obscene functions."

All the windows in Fugaku's house were actually closed with curtains and locked, so that no one could see what was going on inside.

Suddenly, Mikoto's clear voice sounded inside: "Fugaku-kun, don't be like this..."

"Oh?" Everyone pricked up their ears.

"Fugaku-kun, you can't do it there..."

"No, no!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"lost--"

"The Highlands are lost!"

"I told you not to go there and not to fight. You are still whining. I really can't lead you!"

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At noon the next day, Yasuo yawned and finally got up.

What happened last night was so stupid. I actually listened to Fugaku playing ranked games all night in front of him.

According to calculations, last night Fugaku was killed approximately 45 times alone, 72 times in team battles, communicated with teammates more than 300 times, and was hammered on the head by Mikoto more than 100 times.

It seems that the birth of God Itachi was full of ups and downs. Who would have thought that Uchiha Mikoto, who looks harmless to humans and animals, is actually a Star Glory player?

But what surprised Yasuo the most was that Orochimaru, who had always remained aloof from the world and lived in semi-seclusion in Konoha, seemed to have an extraordinary interest in Fugaku's private life.

If it weren't for Orochimaru's insistence, Yasuo wouldn't have had no choice but to eavesdrop on Fugaku playing games until dawn.

After lunch, Orochimaru found Yasuo again.

Wearing a long white coat, he said absently: "Yasuo-kun, should we visit the Uchiha clan this afternoon? In return for the banquet, I prepared delicious mung bean cake."

Yasuo stared at the pair of vertical pupils and said seriously: "Orochimaru, tell me honestly, do you have any plans for Fugaku?"

"ah?"

Orochimaru was taken aback, and immediately returned to his normal appearance, saying: "How could it be? I'm actually not very familiar with Fugaku-kun, it's just...it's just a courtesy social interaction, yes, that's it!"

Yasuo observed Orochimaru's expression suspiciously, nodded and said: "It's best this way. I know you are very interested in the bodies of the Uchiha clan, but doing so is immoral, do you understand?"

"Huh? Are you interested in the body? Fugaku?"

Orochimaru showed a strange expression, even slightly nauseated.

He shook his head and said: "Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible to be interested in Fugaku!"

"That's good."

Yasuo nodded and took out a box of Brain Black Gold, "If you really want to go to the Uchiha clan, bring me some gifts. Before Chen's son was born, I gave him a lot of DHA, but I think it's still not enough. Insurance, you and I will give this to him later, and we will definitely make that child eat it!"

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In the end, Orochimaru's plan to visit Uchiha today did not come to pass, and Tsunade came to Hatake's house with the Hokage's order.

Old man Sarutobi didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, but he actually called three disciples for a meeting, and Yasuo had to listen.

This is a very strange thing.

Seriously speaking, it has been ten years since the Sarutobi Class officially gathered, let alone asking Yasuo to attend.

When he arrived at the Hokage Building, Yasuo discovered that not only old man Sarutobi was there, but his old enemy Koharu was also there.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was lying on the swivel chair playing mahjong. The girl who won the game had one less piece of clothing to wear, while Koharu was sitting on the other side with a red face.

After winning three games in a row, Hiruzen Sarutobi turned off his cell phone with a happy face and said hello to the four of them.

"The purpose of calling you here today is mainly to give you a free marriage and childbirth checkup. Don't worry, it's completely harmless."

Hiruzen Sarutobi lit up a dry pipe and puffed away the smoke while saying: "Although the talents of ninjas are inseparable from acquired practice, the genes of excellent ninjas are also very precious. You guys They are all excellent ninjas, so it is necessary to do relevant examinations.

Oh, Tsunade, I know what you are going to say. Of course I believe in the medical level of Konoha Hospital, but for research on human cells, I think you are definitely not as good as Koharu Honorary Consultant. "

Tsunade curled her lips helplessly. Research on the cellular level was indeed blank for her, but...

Several friends focused their attention on Orochimaru...

Orochimaru stood up with a look of frost on his face: "My health is very good. As for cell testing, this is personal privacy and I will not accompany you."

With that said, Orochimaru slammed the door and walked out.

"this……"

Although Orochimaru has never listened to his teacher's orders, on the surface, he seems to respect his teacher.

At least it's not like that guy Jiraiya, who always gets long and short.

Orochimaru, who has always been good-tempered, actually made such a move, obviously losing control of his emotions.

Hiruzen Sarutobi held the pipe and held up the Hokage's hat, saying awkwardly: "It's just a routine pre-marriage check-up. Did Orochimaru misunderstand something... This won't involve privacy."

"I'm not afraid of exposing my privacy."

Yasuo spread his hands and said, "But I'm afraid of injections, so I'll say goodbye!"

With that said, Yasuo also stood up and shook his head and left. This old man Sarutobi is really inexplicable. Whether I get married or not, whether I have eugenics or not, it doesn't matter to him.

Tsunade and Jiraiya also ran out: "Let's go and persuade Orochimaru, Mr. Sarutobi, just wait for us!"

In the blink of an eye, only Hiruzen Sarutobi and Koharu Koharu were left in the office.

After turning to bed, Xiaochun shook his head and said, "Lord Hokage, please forgive me for being frank, but you are too indulgent towards your disciples."

"Ahem... These rebels are really... Hey, what should we do next, or else..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly took out two carefully prepared test tubes, each containing a small amount of hair.

He lowered his voice, glanced around, and finally revealed the real purpose of today: "That's it. There are two specimens here. Please test them, Xiaochun. Please note that they must be kept confidential and must not be leaked!"

Asuma has almost reached the age of entering school. A few days ago, Sarutobi Hiruzen gave him a chakra attribute test, and the result turned out to be that the wind attribute was dominant and the fire attribute was supplemented.

Such a chakra composition is very rare among the Sarutobi clan.

Originally, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't think much about it until the day before yesterday when Danzo diligently showed him his new ninjutsu - Wind and Fire Combined Ninjutsu: Whale Oil Wind and Fire Bomb.

Danzo said proudly: "When I read "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms", I made great ambitions. I will one day be able to develop Zhuge Village's wind and fire combined ninjutsu. Now, the emperor has paid off!"

And the cigarette in Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth fell to the ground, and a huge wave surged in his heart - Could it be that Lake Biwa also went to San... to study for graduate school?

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"Master, are you awake?"

On the distant Miaomu Mountain, the great Toad Immortal who had been sleeping peacefully suddenly broke the bubbles on his nose and woke up.

Shima Sennin, who had been standing by, stood up in surprise, turned around and wanted to call Fukasaku Sennin.

"Shima, wait a minute." Toad Immortal suddenly spoke.

"Please give me your orders, sir."

"I'm hungry!"

The Great Toad Immortal is not a real Immortal, he also needs to eat, so he will be very hungry every time he wakes up.

"Well... the food in the village recently may not be to your taste." Shima Sen. said in a difficult tone.

"Are there new types of insect sashimi?" Toad Immortal licked his tongue.

"It's not an insect sashimi, it's something like this..."

Shima Sennin handed a cup of Coke, a bear biscuit, and a fried cicada to Toad Sennin.

"Bah! What the hell is this!"

The Great Toad Immortal took a sip of Coke and almost choked to death. He quickly put it aside and tried the Gingerbread Bear again, but he vomited it directly on the ground.

Only the deep-fried cicadas were acceptable enough to be eaten.

After eating something randomly, the Great Toad Immortal frowned.

"What do I want to say..." The Great Toad Immortal stretched out his claws and touched his wrinkled head. He leaned against the wall and seemed to be falling asleep again.

"Oh, right!"

Just when a pair of eyelids were about to close completely, it suddenly opened its eyes and said, "Shima, help me get some good tea leaves from under the futon. A guest is coming."

When Shima Sennin endured the dust and musty smell, he reluctantly brewed tea from the tea leaves that Toad Sento had hidden for countless years. Toad Sento nodded and said, "Sure enough, it still tastes familiar. Old friends will like it, Shima. Leave first, I'll have a chat with my old friend."

"Old friend? Sir, you mean..."

"Don't ask, just go down first."

…

"As expected of Toad Wan, only here can I smell the smell of the past..."

Not long after Shima Sennin left, a lilac chakra gradually condensed in mid-air, and in the blink of an eye he turned into a strange man holding a Zen staff.

"Long time no see, Hagoromo... still has no body..."

The two cups of tea placed in front of the desk floated, one cup fell into the hands of the Great Toad Immortal, and the other cup fell on the Zen staff of Hagoromo, the Immortal of Six Paths.

"Have a taste of what it was like a thousand years ago."

The Great Toad Immortal made a gesture of invitation, and then took a sip of tea.

"After you die, let's have a good chat down there, Gamamaru."

"Haha, I haven't lived enough, and I don't dare to go to a place like the Pure Land."

"That's all the power of reincarnation. Sooner or later it won't be up to you. If you can't continue, just give up."

The Immortal of Six Paths waved his Zen staff, and the cup fell into his hand, but he had no intention of drinking. "To make a long story short, how much do you know about the village founded by the descendants of Indra and Asura? I need information there."

"Um?"

The Great Toad Immortal said doubtfully: "You are the Immortal of Six Paths who founded the Ninja Sect. How could you not know the situation of a Ninja Village?"

For most of the past thousand years, Toad Sennin has been sleeping, but he knows that although his old friend is said to be dead, he is actually a hard-working model worker who is always monitoring the ninja world. .

If he had glimpsed a little bit of the future in his dream, then the Six Paths Sage who founded the Ninja Sect was in control of the present.

"That village... is a bit weird. It seems to be obscured by some evil force."

The Sage of Six Paths actually lied. His power of insight was not only frustrated in Konoha, but also became increasingly difficult to penetrate into the Toad Hidden Village in Mount Myouki.

However, although the monitoring of Toad Hidden Village was tacitly understood, it was not suitable to be spoken out publicly.

Immortal Six Paths considered his words and said in a deep voice: "I want to know what happened in that village... That change has affected the Pure Land of Paradise and the balance of the two worlds."

"I'm afraid I can't help you with this. As you know, I sleep too much and my memory is not good, but there is one thing I can tell you."

The Great Immortal Toad took another sip of tea and said calmly: "My original dream is gradually blurring. I don't know what it is, but on the picture that originally heralded the starting point and the end point, there is a blue object that is always there. It keeps sliding back and forth, like a fly on fire with its butt, unable to stop at all.

At the same time, he will also make sounds with unknown meanings like "Hasa" and "Hasa". "

"'Hazar'?"

“Sometimes it is also called ‘Kazak’. I don’t understand what it means at all, but I think this may be the key to blocking the incubation of destiny...

Okay, Yuyi, that's all I can help you with, I'm sleepy..."

The only thing left in the empty Toad Hall was the old Toad whose eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and an old and haggard sigh: "I hope you just worry too much, Toadmaru, keep that necklace... destroy it if necessary... Drop it..."

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