Chapter 189, the Third Time, Ridiculous (Please Subscribe!)

After eating, Zhang Xuan planned to go back.

The Du family originally wanted to keep him overnight.

But when I thought about "People's Literature" coming to interview tomorrow, I was worried that Zhang Xuan's family was not well prepared, so I gave up this idea.

Since it was too late, Zhang Xuan didn't take any sundries such as dry goods, seafood, foreign wine, etc. and left them all at Du's house.

I thought it would not be too late to pick it up again when the weather cleared up and the road conditions improved.

Carrying a bag with money and "lurking" novels on his back, Zhang Xuan exchanged a few words with the others and went out.

At this moment, Ai Qing said "Wait a minute", then ran to the room and took out a scarf and a pair of woolen gloves.

She handed it to him and said, "This is for your uncle to celebrate the New Year. It's still new. You can use it in the evening. It won't be so cold."

Ouch, Comrade Ai Qing has really changed a lot today.

No longer recognized.

Become kind!

Zhang Xuan looked at Du Dudong with a smile and was too lazy to be pretentious. The wind was so strong outside and the snow was so thick.

Don't be stupid and suffer in this damn weather.

"Thank you Aunt Ai."

Ai Qing nodded, smiled and remained silent.

Zhang Xuan left.

Also setting off with him were Du Dudong and Du Shuangling.

It was easy for Du Dudong to understand, because there were several cemeteries on the mountain road and it was dark, so Zhang Xuan was afraid of ghosts.

As for Du Shuangling, it's easier to understand. Look at her enthusiasm, even Ai Qing just glanced at her, her heart was gone and she didn't bother to persuade her.

The 10-mile journey from Shimen Station to Shangcun is also a snowy road, making it difficult to walk.

There was no one on the road at night.

The three of them hunched their backs, clasped their hands, stepped on the goose feather snow that reached their ankles, and rushed deeper into the mountain.

Although Zhang Xuan and others talked to distract their attention, and although they were wrapped in thick clothes, they were still unable to resist the biting cold air.

The sky and the earth were vast and dead, except for densely packed snowflakes, hitting the forest and falling on people.

It took about 80 minutes, hurrying and slowing down, before the three of them finally reached the intersection.

Before Zhang Xuan could enter the door, suddenly a yellow dog emerged from inside, wagging its head and tail, purring and sticking out its tongue, and kept circling around him.

The yellow dog with rich experience is working hard to please outside.

Inside, the greyhound, whose newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, was roaring.

"boom!"

There was a loud bang.

Zhang Ping, who came out after hearing the sound, grabbed a pole and smacked it. The greyhound in the main room immediately fell silent.

But he still stared at the three outsiders with fierce eyes.

Greyhound looked at Zhang Xuan.

Zhang Xuan also swallowed his saliva and looked at the greyhound. Damn it, you are fierce, no matter how cruel you are, I will put you on the table after a while.

Bah, what the hell.

Be a dog and don't do dog things, but you are cruel to me when you live in my villa. You want to taste the taste of chili pepper, ginger, onion and garlic, right?

"Brother, why are you back? Didn't you mean to stay with your wife tonight..."

Zhang Ping was surprised and happy when she saw Zhang Xuan.

But when he saw Dudong and his daughter coming from behind later, he immediately stuttered.

Zhang Xuan remained silent for the first time and circled around the girl's obviously fat body.

Lin stared at her big belly and asked in surprise: "Sister, are you pregnant again?"

Zhang Ping touched her belly and said naively: "Yeah, I didn't control it, and it happened again accidentally."

Listen!

Listen to what these words are!

What does it sound like to say this in front of outsiders?

What do you mean by not being in control? What does it mean to have it again accidentally?

Ouyang Yong, you bastard, what will happen if you don’t do that?

If you don't do that, you will die! My sister doesn’t have the figure anymore?

Zhang Xuan's mouth twitched. When facing this stupid elder sister, he realized that he shouldn't ask such a profound question as "human reproduction".

Make people laugh.

After looking around, he asked: "Sister, where is mom?"

Zhang Ping said: "I'm helping out at Teacher Tian'e's house next door. Their son will be getting married tomorrow."

Also tomorrow?

Although the interview with myself crashed. But Zhang Xuan just nodded and asked no more questions.

This teacher Tian E is not only a neighbor, but also a teacher in her own preschool. She is also one of the three people who chat with her mother about their parents' shortcomings. He's a very nice person, and he's a natural helper.

Zhang Ping couldn't let go of Du Dudong. After pouring a glass of hot water, she sat aside with a restrained expression, like a waiter, waiting for the next order.

Du Dudong was a sophisticated man. After discovering this situation, he took a sip of tea and went to the canteen across the street to watch people playing cards.

Sure enough, as soon as Du Shuangling left, Zhang Ping immediately became active, pulling Du Shuangling to ask questions.

The questions asked were miscellaneous and not coherent at all, and the questions they asked were not at all profound.

Nagging, nagging, endlessly...

Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes when he heard this, but he couldn't say anything. After all, she was his amiable and lovely eldest sister.

Of course, I don’t even dare to say anything!

Otherwise, with my short and brisk IQ, if I don’t understand something well, I will burst into tears and cry for you.

In a word, if you don't have the ability, you still have a bad temper.

But there is no way, she is the sister, she has to obey!

Fortunately, Shuang Ling was a nice person, smiling and patiently chatting with her all the time.

After waiting for about ten minutes, when the time was almost up, Zhang Xuan said to the elder sister:

"Sister, help me make the bed. Uncle Du will rest at home tonight."

Hearing this, Zhang Ping, who was diligent with both hands and feet, quickly stood up and said yes.

Then he asked: "Where is Shuangling? Do you want Shuangling to make a bed tonight, or sleep with you?"

Zhang Xuan, "..."

Du Shuangling, "..."

The two looked at each other helplessly and smiled, convinced!

I am really convinced!

Dear sister, please, please don’t speak so directly, okay?

After making the bed, the eldest sister took Du Shuangling to visit Teacher Tian'e's house next door.

To put it bluntly, it’s just to show off.

After all, no one from anywhere in the area could choose a better one in terms of family background, appearance, temperament and education.

As for Zhang Xuan, he went to the study.

Comrade Ruan Xiuqin is still very capable and attentive. Not only does the study have brand new fir bookcases.

I also divided my 200 or so books into categories and organized them in an orderly manner.

After Zhang Xuan walked around and checked the number of books, he also began to sort out the "lurking" novels he brought back.

It took a few minutes to put the manuscript away.

The old man spread out his notebook, prepared ink, held the pen and meditated for a while, and then started to write.

The writing was full of ideas and the logic was clear. It only took an hour and a half to write 1,200 words this time.

Then it’s time to check and ponder…

In the middle, Comrade Ruan Xiuqin came back happily. When he saw Manzai working hard, he also specially fried glutinous rice cakes and made sweet wine plumeria.

After 11pm.

Du Shuangling came in after washing up and asked softly: "Have you finished writing?"

"Yeah." Zhang Xuan's thoughts were still immersed in the novel.

"Where should I sleep tonight?" After waiting for a while, seeing that he was still staring at the manuscript, Du Shuangling couldn't help but ask.

Zhang Xuan was stunned when he heard this, "Didn't you agree to sleep with my mother? She hasn't come back yet?"

Du Shuangling said, "No, I'm the main cook in the kitchen. I'm sorry to leave."

Zhang Xuan was speechless. This really looked like his own mother's style. When guests came to the house, they were afraid of disturbing other people's happy events.

Zhang Xuan asked again, "Where is your dad? Is he asleep?"

Du Shuangling shook her head slightly: "No, I was playing cards and was held back by a group of people."

Hearing this, Zhang Xuan took Du Shuangling to the canteen across the street.

I realized that my father-in-law was really being held back.

Fortunately, my poker skills were good, and God rewarded me. In a short time, I won more than 20 yuan.

After watching it for a while, Zhang Xuan was too lazy to read it. It was boring.

Because today's poker luck is obviously on Dukedong's side, no matter how you play, you can win. Others are complaining and making noises.

Crossed the road and returned home.

As soon as the door was closed, Zhang Xuan turned around and held her in his arms. Without saying a word, he got over his addiction first.

5 minutes…

After a while, he asked expectantly: "How about you sleep with me tonight?"

"don't want."

Du Shuangling gave an angry look and pushed the pig's head away. Then we went to Comrade Ruan Xiuqin’s bedroom in the south.

Zhang Xuan is not persistent. After all, he still wants to face his own family before he has even passed the door.

…

Thinking that People's Literature would be interviewing him tomorrow, Zhang Xuan didn't plan to stay up late tonight and decided to go to bed early.

Just lying on the bed, turning left and right, always feels uncomfortable.

It always feels like something is missing.

Confused, confused, Zhang Xuan stared at the blank space at the head of the bed, his eyes suddenly brightened.

I said I couldn't sleep, but it turned out that my wife Zhou was missing.

It seems that people have been left out for a long time and they blame themselves. Ouch, it shouldn’t be, it shouldn’t be.

There is nothing more to say, so I opened the closet, found the illustrated magazine hidden inside, pasted it on with plastic glue, and the wonderful night began again.

It was indeed a wonderful night that had begun again, but the person in the dream was not the little Jew.

Wenhui, Wenhui, Wenhui again, Wenhui again!

The location is in the kitchen.

Thinking of the clear scene in his dream last night, the old man felt a little ashamed of his ancestors, what a bastard.

The eighteen generations of our old Zhang family have been down-to-earth farmers.

How come you are so good at playing with it in your own hands?

He lifted up the quilt and took a resentful look, and then looked at Zhou Huimin resentfully.

Why!

Little Jew, I am very disappointed in you now.

You are by my side, Wenhui is far away in Yangzhou.

You can't beat her, and you can't even seize the opportunity to be close to the water. My love for you is in vain.

Why…

Sighing again, Wen Hui, this is our third time.

I hope you don't go to the hospital.

Sin, sin!

Take a shower and change clothes.

Zhang Xuan heard dogs barking outside, a group of dogs barking in a chaotic manner.

Hearing this made people panic.

I took a new towel and wiped my wet hair as I walked out, thinking that something had happened, right?

Today is a happy day. My neighbor is accepting the bride and I have to be interviewed.

Nothing could go wrong.

With such thoughts, Zhang Xuan also came to the door.

Just a quick look.

Oops! Everyone was stunned.

I haven’t seen you for half a year. My yellow dog is showing off. He’s awesome!

In the harem brawl, he not only defeated two male dogs with his own strength.

There was also a female dog who stayed beside it obediently, looking shy as if she was expecting something...

Grandma is a bear!

After three days of separation, I should look at each other with admiration. The ancients sincerely did not deceive me.

Yellow dog, you motherfucker is better at playing than me.

As expected, he is the first dog in the village to live in a villa, and he has a good style.

It didn't disgrace the old Zhang family's family style.

When the yellow dog saw him, he immediately gave up the bitch and ran over happily.

Seeing this, Zhang Xuan hurriedly kicked his nose and raised his eyes: "Go away! Don't look for me, look for your bitch."

…

After breakfast, Zhang Xuan followed Du Shuangling and his daughter back to town.

First, I applied for a landline phone because I didn’t have a landline phone at home.

Since Dukedong, a big celebrity in the town, is here, applying for a phone number is almost effortless.

In just one sentence, they promised to get it done within two days.

But having said that, landline phones are quite expensive these days, costing several thousand dollars.

That means Zhang Xuan is rich now.

If it were left in an ordinary person's home, wouldn't it be used to find a wife? Or do something big?

…

Around 10am.

Zhang Xuan, who had been waiting for a long time, finally came to the interview team of "People's Literature".

There were three people in the group.

An interview reporter, a woman named Tao Ge.

There is also a photographer, an assistant and driver.

Zhang Xuan glanced at the big assistant. He was so imposing that he felt more like a security guard.

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