Chapter 974 Two Sichuan Little Longworms (22)

Zhang Tan thought that Xiaobai and Xi'er's performance of "The Legend of White Snake" would only be "Do you know who I am?", and then it disappeared. Unexpectedly, they really had a second thought.

"You see that I am as long as a worm, and I see that you will be born like a fairy~" Xiaobai sang, Zhang Tan was shocked, and Dunzi applauded. This time, he finally got the timing just right.

Xi'er did not try to give in, but also sang: "Why did Xiaoqing steal that grass? That Fahai Zhang*% flooded the tower~"

Although I forgot the lyrics, it's overall pretty good.

"Okay, clap~" Xiaobai said at this time, taking the initiative to applaud, and together with Dunzi, led everyone to applaud for her and Xi'er.

Zhang Tan recognized the situation, applauded quickly, and asked: "The performance is very good, are there any more? I still want to see it."

Xiaobai said reservedly: "I'm so tired~"

Zhang Tan peeled grapes for her and Xi'er to eat, and asked, "Let's do another section."

Xi'er hiahia laughed and said she didn't remember anything else. She was thinking about her sister today, so she didn't remember the lyrics.

This little guy has such a sweet mouth.

Xiaobai pulled her and murmured for a while, then swayed her and prepared to perform again, but this time she called on Dunzi.

Dunzi is so naive that he makes a lot of awkward people standing in the living room.

Xiaobai said that Dunzi had no brains when he played Fahai, and then said that it would be great if Luo Zikang was here. Luo Zikang is a bald man and can play Fahai. When he returns to Little Red Horse, he can ask Luo Zikang to play.

Luoliu secretly drew a few scars on Luo Zikang's bald head, just like a little monk.

Dunzi doesn't know how to act and is clumsy. His mother looks worried and keeps giving him instructions, but this only adds to the chaos. Dunzi doesn't even know how to walk. After taking a few steps, he becomes the same hand and foot.

Because Xi'er just missed her sister today, so she didn't memorize her lines, and she couldn't speak a few lines, so she couldn't continue acting in "The Legend of White Snake."

Zhang Tan and everyone applauded. The children performed well.

Xiaobai proudly asked Zhang Tan if her performance was as good as the one in the movie tonight.

"Of course, you are a big Yanyan, and your skills are boundless." Zhang Tan said without hesitation.

Xiaobai laughed, Xi'er's nostrils were turned upward and she smiled with her hands on her hips. Although her performance was not very good, she felt good about herself.

Dunzi's mother was envious and praised Xiaobai and Xi'er for being clever, but her Dunzi was stupid.

Teacher Jiang said: "Dunzi is as wise as a fool. He is not stupid at all. He is actually very smart."

Dunzi’s mother: “I hope so.”

Dunzi is just a bit slow to react, doesn't speak much, and doesn't speak fluently. He seems clumsy.

Zhang Tan called Xiaobai and Xi'er to him and said, "I will make up a story about White Snake for you. How about you acting in it?"

Xiaobai said she was so tired.

Zhang Tan massaged her shoulders and continued to induce her, saying that as long as they performed well, he would take them on TV.

Xi'er asked if it was the TV show that Liliu wanted to be on.

Zhang Tan: "That's the TV."

Xiaobai and Xi'er murmured together again and agreed.

Zhang Tan took advantage of his strengths and wrote the script on the spot. Bai Jianping was an expert and went to get paper and pen so that Boss Zhang could write the script on the spot.

But Boss Zhang is a god, and he doesn’t need paper or pen to write a short story. He pointed at his brain, and the meaning was self-evident.

Bai Jianping admired and applauded, and immediately felt a murderous aura on the side, which belonged to Malanhua.

Malanhua looked at him with a look of disgust on her face, she thought he was flirting with her.

Bai Jianping's clapping turned into rubbing his hands. He's used to it, haha, he's used to it on the set.

Zhang Tan directed Xiaobai and Xi'er. There were still two people missing, so he called Shangdunzi.

Zhang Tan said: "Xiao Bai plays Fa Hai..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaobai jumped up and said in disbelief: "What!!!! I'm not a little bald guy."

Zhang Tan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Xiaobai played Xiaoqing, Xi'er played the White Snake..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaobai jumped up and became dissatisfied, "I am Xiaobai, I play the role of White Snake~~~"

What he said makes sense. Zhang Tan asked Xi'er for her opinion, and Xi'er hiahiahia, so Xiaobai returned to the role of White Snake.

"Then Xi'er plays Xiao Qing, Xiao Bai plays White Snake, and Dunzi plays Xu Xian." Zhang Tan said.

Bai Jianping asked him what he was playing.

Malanhua interjected: "You act like a hammer!"

Bai Jianping said dissatisfied: "When the crew is talking, you, a layman, don't interrupt! It's unprofessional!"

Ma Lanhua said that her acting was indeed unprofessional, but her sharp tongue was very professional. What she said didn't sound nice, but she was right.

Zhang Tan said: "Uncle Xiaobai plays the boatman."

Bai Jianping is eager to give it a try. He has been on the set for a long time and is a bit addicted to acting.

…

After a period of rehearsal, the performance began.

Teacher Jiang, Ma Lanhua and Dunzi’s mother sat down and clapped their hands to welcome them.

Zhang Tan directed, Bai Jianping pretended to be rowing, Dunzi sat at the stern, Xiaobai and Xi'er stood not far away, Xi'er shouted: "Boatman~~Boatman, hiahiahia~~~~"

Zhang Tan was speechless and said: "Xi'er, don't hiahia~"

"hiahia, okay~"

Zhang Tan: "Then do it again."

Starting over, Xi'er called out to the boatman, Dunzi said to Bai Jianping: "Uncle, Xi'er is calling you."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Dunzi's mother said anxiously: "Dunzi, don't call me uncle. You are acting, you know? Don't call me Xi'er either. Didn't you memorize your lines just now?"

Zhang Tan patiently told Dunzi again, but Dunzi just couldn't remember it, and he forgot that he was acting as soon as he started acting.

Xiaobai angrily pulled him to a corner, muttering, gesticulating, and acting fiercely. Zhang Tan was really worried that she would beat Dunzi.

But it worked. After starting again, Dunzi was actually very serious. Although his acting was stiff, at least his lines were correct.

This scene is the famous passage "Borrowing an Umbrella for a Tour on the Lake".

It was raining, and Xiaobai and Xier finally got on the boat. Xier said, "Hey, aren't you the gentleman who returned the lost money just now?"

Dunzi said, "Haha~ It's me."

Zhang Tan was sweating.

At this time, Xier's actions attracted a gust of wind, which blew the cruise ship, and White Snake and Xu Xian were about to hold hands unintentionally.

Dunzi's face flushed.

Zhang Tan was amazed. The children nowadays are not simple-minded.

Without saying a word, Dunzi turned around and stood at the "bow" as a wooden man.

On the boat, Xiaobai complained to Xier, "You idiot, what are you doing! You scared Mr. Xu away~~~"

Zhang Tan felt so strange, when did White Snake speak in Trump's voice, plus a little voice of Loli, but it was very interesting.

The story of White Snake happened in Qingcheng Mountain, Sichuan, and speaking in Trump's voice was completely explained. Zhang Tan was thinking, if "Little Drama Bones" performed "Legend of White Snake", I don't know what the response would be. I can write a script of "Little Drama Bones Legend of White Snake" in Sichuan dialect, maybe it will be very popular.

"I was wrong~" Xier played Xiaoqing, who also spoke in Trump's voice.

Two Sichuan little worms.

Xier continued, "Sister, true love can only be seen in the wind and rain~hia~ah."

Bai Jianping started singing at this time. He was a great singer, and he sang as soon as he opened his mouth.

"The beauty of West Lake in March~~~"

"The spring rain is like wine and the willows are like smoke~~~"

Xier continued to sing: "If we are destined to meet, we will meet each other thousands of miles apart~If we are not destined to meet, it will be difficult to hold hands~~~"

Malanhua laughed and asked Teacher Jiang in a low voice: "Why are you singing again? Xier sings so beautifully, my Lao Bai has a hoarse voice."

Teacher Jiang said: "This song is so beautiful, did Zhang Tan write it temporarily??"