Chapter 806 How Did You Find Such a Powerful Elf Beauty?
Gretel's first class at the Temple of the God of War lasted for a full hour. Let’s talk about the structure of the heart first, and then talk about the measurement method of electrocardiogram. Halfway through the lecture, people kept raising their hands:
"You said the probe fell on the left wrist. What if this soldier's left arm is broken?"
"What should I do if my left leg is broken? Can the probe be placed on the wrist of my right leg? Will the electrocardiogram pattern be deformed? Will it be the other way around?"
"Putting the probe on your chest, do you have to unbutton your clothes? Is it okay if you don't unbutton it? It's very troublesome to take off the armor..."
Gretel: "..."
Regarding the previous questions, fortunately, I am an experienced emergency physician and have encountered various situations. If you are a medical student just out of school, especially a second-year medical student who memorizes by rote with a book in hand, you really won’t be able to answer the question;
The last question...
"Come on, come up." Grete waved to the questioner with a smile. Looking around, he summoned a large tablecloth and covered it with the magic pig and chopping board:
"Look for the location of the electrocardiogram lead. Where is it in the fourth intercostal space on the right edge of the sternum? Don't fumble, just point it out with magic as if you were looking through your armor and clothes!"
The Ares Bishop who asked the question bent down and bounced up. He tried hard not to frown, and looked at the demon pig through the tablecloth, then shined a bright light. Well, the pig heart is probably here, so the fourth intercostal space...two, three, four, five...is here!
Gretel moved quickly and threw down a [Mage's Trick], coloring the landing point of the light. Then, without taking a breath, he issued instructions one after another:
"The fourth intercostal space on the left edge of the sternum!"
"The center point of the first two positions!"
"The left midclavicular line, where it intersects with the fifth intercostal space!"
"The front line of the left axilla is at the same level as the previous position!"
"The left midaxillary line is at the same level as the previous position!"
The God of War Bishop was in a hurry when he yelled, and a thin layer of sweat soon broke out on his forehead. Gretel waited for him to finish marking all the marks, then raised his hand, and the tablecloth fell into pieces and fluttered away.
Dozens of pairs of eyes fell on the demon pig's chest. It seemed that the gaze was too intense, even if the strong boar was tightly tied, it could not help but twist its body and grunt a few times. Grete glanced at it, and then sighed quietly:
"The first placement was wrong."
"The second placement was also wrong."
"The third landing point is correct, but the first two are wrong. Just getting it right is of no use..."
The God of War Bishop's face turned red when he was irritated by his gaze. Under the disappointed looks of his colleagues, especially the archbishop, he was at a loss and said hurriedly:
"This is a pig! This is a pig. Which rib is where? I'm not familiar with it! If it were a human, I would definitely not admit it!"
"It makes sense." Grete nodded with a smile, thinking it would be good to give him a chance to save his face. He waved downward casually:
"Can anyone do me a favor and give a demonstration?"
Immediately another bishop walked up quickly. Grete made a "lie down" gesture, and the man looked left and right, hesitating where to lie down - he couldn't lie directly on the pig?
Even if the pig has been tied up, he will not be given a hoof directly. Lying like this will not be comfortable - it does not meet the requirement of "lying flat"!
Or, move the magic pig away? Hmm...it's not that it can't be moved, it's just a little heavy. Otherwise, two people move together? Or call two knights to come in and do the work?
The God of War Bishop's thoughts had just turned halfway when he saw the elf lady beside the mage Nordmark taking a step forward and leaning over to prolong the case. He sweated a little and quickly put his hands together:
"Miss, you..."
You don’t need to do this kind of rough work!
Carrying bills, dragging pigs, etc., how can the elf lady from afar do this kind of work herself!
Before his hand reached the edge of the case, there was a creak, and the two-meter-long case was already twitching rapidly. The sound of the desk's feet dragging on the floor only made one sound, and the heavy magic pig, as well as the oak strips underneath the magic pig, flew out completely.
Then, it rotated 90 degrees and settled vertically on the other side of the podium.
Mr. Bishop raised his head blankly. Not far ahead, the silver-haired elf lady clapped her hands and stood back calmly, as if she had done an ordinary little thing.
...No, miss, being able to drag the case is one thing, being able to drag the case with the magic pig so easily that it flies up, as if you are not using any force at all, is another thing!
What level of warrior are you...
It's a pity that the current situation does not allow him to talk to Miss Elf - or strike up a conversation. Grete had already summoned two floating saucers and made a "please" gesture. Mr. Bishop quickly shut up and lay down on him to serve as a teaching tool.
"wrong."
"wrong."
"wrong again."
"Let's take a look at what the electrocardiogram will look like based on the wrong placement..."
With ready-made and bloody examples of error before their eyes, the bishops finally shut up. Gretel looked around and raised his voice:
"If the placement point of the probe can be accurately controlled, of course you can do the electrocardiogram directly without taking off your clothes or armor. But generally speaking, it is recommended to take off your clothes, as it will be more accurate. Besides,"
He couldn't help but smile:
"Whether you need DC cardioversion, defibrillation, or chest compressions, you need to take off your clothes. Instead of taking them off when the time comes, why not prepare in advance?"
But no one seemed to listen to him. Most of the God of War bishops, especially the younger ones, secretly glanced at Serrela, then at Serrela, and then at Serrela again...
Well, in the eyes of the God of War priests, the attractiveness of an elf beauty with stunning looks may reach 80 points. But, a guy who is very good-looking and very good at fighting, who can push eight horses and drag nine cows backwards with one hand?
The attractiveness reached 120 points in an instant, and it is still rising infinitely, upward, upward.
"Ahem——"
There was a slight cough from the corner of the first row of the classroom. In an instant, the older and younger bishops collectively shuddered, came to their senses, and returned their attention to Gretel. Gretel quickly glanced in that direction. An old man with white beard and white hair nodded gently to him.
"Your Excellency the Archbishop."
Grete bowed slightly and saluted. Archbishop Nogueira looked pleasant and nodded to him:
"Mage Nordmark, the first aid plan you promote is very important for rescuing brave warriors. - Can I ask, can the use of electric claws for rescue be effective without being paired with electrocardiogram magic?"
"Well, that's a good question." Grete smiled at him:
"In fact, without using electrocardiogram magic to control the triggering timing of the electric claw, the rescue success rate is very low. Regarding this, I will demonstrate it to you again. - Cerela!"
"Why!"
brush!
The case flew up again with the magic pig, and landed lightly back to the original place with only a soft "click" sound.
The eyes of the God of War bishops were once again focused on Serila. After a pause, they all turned to Gretel, a little dull and a little accusatory:
How could you let a beautiful elf lady do such a thing!
You are a mage and you don't want to do a rough job like moving pigs, so let the knight do it!
Gretel hehe. He inserted the steel needle, created ventricular fibrillation in the demon pig again, and called Cerela:
"Try it with the electric claw. Pay attention to the timing I tell you, and pay attention to controlling the strength——"
"Ok, no problem!"
Serila is gearing up. Isn't it just an electric claw? It's just a small level 1 spell. Although Silver Dragon is good at controlling ice and snow, as well as controlling wind, she can't trouble her with just small spells.
What's more, after becoming an adult, she naturally understood the magic of "controlling the wind" from the blood memory of the dragon clan. Swirl the wind and gather the clouds, and the next natural step is electricity. Calling for a bolt of lightning is a joke!
She stretched out her palm eagerly, fingertips stretched flat. Grete quickly took a big step back:
"Everyone should pay attention to the fact that when performing electric defibrillation, others must stay away from the patient..."
"Crack!"
A bolt of bright silver lightning jumped out across the sky and hit the demon pig directly. The demon pig slapped its ears and kicked its legs. Before it could struggle, it...
It turned directly into coke.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Serila was stunned for a moment, turned over her palm and looked at her fingertips, and then quickly threw [Cure Fatal Wounds] at the magic pig. While throwing it away, I was flustered and muttered:
"I-I didn't mean it!"
A white light went down.
"I did not expect!"
A white light went down.
"I just advanced! I didn't control my power well!"
A white light went down.
In the entire classroom, all the bishops looked at Cerela in a wrong way. The first-level electric claw can directly inflict fatal wounds on the third-level magic pig. Miss, what is your magic level?
It’s definitely not possible at level 3, and maybe not at level 5. Level 7? Level 9?
No, definitely more than that! These [Cure Fatal Wounds] were thrown out one by one without any chanting or pause, without even blinking. Even if you are a level 9 priest, you should at least take a break, right?
The young bishops, especially those from non-aristocratic backgrounds, were all straight-eyed. Master Nordmark, how did you find an elf beauty with such high levels of magic, healing, and martial arts...
Are you still standing on the side as your assistant, moving pigs when you are asked to move them, and striking lightning when you are asked to strike them?
Damn it!
Can you share your experience with us?
Instead of looking for an elf beauty, it would be good to find a strong female warrior!
Gretel had to ignore these burning glances. He coughed, stopped Cerela, and faced the audience:
"Everyone, please pay attention, this is why we have to control the power of [Electric Claw]. If the power is too weak, the level of the warrior being rescued is too high, and the electric shock will be ineffective; if the power is too strong, it will become like this..."
He spread his hands to the magic pig on the chopping board:
"Let's do an anatomy to see what kind of damage the strong current will cause to the internal organs, especially the heart. When we rescue people in the future, the treatment can be more targeted..."
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