Chapter 583 You Are Truly the Worst Class I Have Ever Led (Go Back to Bed when You Are Tired and Get a Ten Thousand Reward Plus Update 2)

Gretel was very depressed.

Gretel was just a little bit cranky.

Gretel began to doubt life.

Isn't it just a B-ultrasound? Isn't it just an electrocardiogram? Isn't it just a blood test? Isn't it just a bunch of capped level 1 magics, some of which are still magic-level magics?

Why can't you learn?

He didn't find it difficult when he was teaching those students in Nevis and the necromancer who was attacking him in the hospital. Throw the spell model out and talk about a few reference magics. After the students practice it a few times, they will naturally know it——

Then, as long as one person knows it, it will be passed from person to person, person to person, and self-reproduction. There is no need for him to bother to teach, he can master everything just by brushing.

But what about here?

I won’t talk about the first and second level spell casters. Some are third, fourth and even fifth level! In four or five days, you can't even learn a basic magic?

Gretel thought about it and felt that his requirements for students might be too harsh. He discussed with several leaders and divided the spellcasters into four groups:

One set of B-ultrasound, one set of electrocardiogram, one set of blood tests, and one set of blood pressure. According to the previous learning progress, you can sign up voluntarily and combine freely.

Well, of course, Gretel doesn’t care about how the big bosses in each sect are assigned.

After the assignment, take a short break. The service staff brought in a large number of experimental animals and distributed them to each group of spellcasters according to the spells they learned. Some are sheep, some are rabbits, some are dogs...

Well, anyway, the God of War Temple is responsible for most of the costs, and the Spring Water Temple is responsible for a small part of the costs. As for the Deism, Grete belongs to their family!

It’s reasonable to use teaching funds without any regrets!

After the experimental animals were distributed, Grete began to teach groups one by one. The first is the B-ultrasound group. This magic, Grete thinks is the simplest:

The basics are ready-made magic, just make slight changes. The students at Nevis Hospital killed a dozen rabbits per person, and they could basically see the internal organs clearly.

Of course, reading movies or something like that is another matter...

But what about Heartland City? I've been posting the information for several days, but no one understands it!

none!

"Isn't it possible to use sound wave detection? Have you never learned [echo detection]?"

"I haven't learned anything!"

Led by Pastor Anthony, a group of healers shook their heads in unison. Okay, as a priest, not a magician, the learning path and skill points may be different to begin with?

Gretel pressed his forehead, turned his head, and looked at Master Karan. In three years, Master Karan advanced from level three to level four. According to Master Herman's evaluation, it was quite satisfactory. For a fourth-level mage, it’s not that difficult to learn ultrasonic magic, right?

Master Karan silently raised a hand:

"I have learned [Echo Detection], but I can't detect it inside the body. I have practiced it for several days and it still doesn't work..."

Oh, this Gretel knows what the problem is. He dragged across the blackboard, picked up a piece of chalk with a mage's hand, and drew spell configurations on it:

"Look, there is a function curve here, it goes like this...you can control the frequency of ultrasonic waves by adjusting this value when you release the spell..."

Configurations, curves, algorithms. From top to bottom, from left to right, I wrote on the blackboard and turned around:

"Understood?"

"..."

As far as the eye can see, Master Karan's head is struggling up and down at the speed of a chicken pecking rice: look at the blackboard, copy two words, look at the blackboard again, and copy two words.

Seeing the speed of his nodding, Grete felt that something was not good:

Don’t you even know the formula?

I walked over and took a look again, it was over and I really didn’t recognize it. I've only copied half of the formula, and I've already missed two symbols.

"Uh... you need to change it here... this symbol needs to be written on it..."

Grete stared at him as he finished correcting his notes. As for explaining the formula, it cannot be done in a short while, so I have to move it later:

"Forget it, you first learn [Echo Detection] from Master Karan, and then slowly practice it with animals! When you can see the internal organs clearly, and the animals stop vomiting blood, you can then look at people according to the picture book!"

Grete shook his head and sighed, switching to the blood test team. In the blood test team, the bald bishop personally took charge and recruited a group of soldiers to work as coolies for him. Grete welcomes this:

Soldiers on the battlefield have a higher probability of needing blood transfusions than ordinary people. Even if warriors can't learn magic, they can at least know what they can do when they need a blood transfusion.

However, the problem is that from the first step of blood collection, there are many problems:

"Disinfect! Disinfect! You should disinfect it after all! Your big arms are covered in mud, can you rub them clean first?"

"Don't poke the needle randomly! ... Just poke it to about the same depth, and keep the angle straight... Oops, are both ends pierced?"

"Just let it sit for a while. If you want to separate the serum quickly, you can go to the centrifuge... Wait, what is your centrifugation method? A strong man shakes it hard?!"

Press the gourd and lift it up. Gretel had no other choice but to distribute a set of syringes to each of them and let them practice on animals:

The rabbit is too small, the dog is too powerful, and the cow is too big. So, get some sheep and give each person a leg of lamb!

Gretel was so tired that after teaching him once, his tongue was about to stick out. This is not over yet. After teaching blood collection, we need to teach them cross-matching. After teaching cross-matching, we also need to teach them blood testing magic:

"It's just a simplified version of [Distinguish Bloodline]! Have you learned [Distinguish Bloodline]?"

"I learned it, but..."

Forget it, even if you can't learn the blood test magic, you can still make do with cross-matching blood. However, the problem is that when it comes to cross-matching, they are even more outrageous:

"Dilute it first! Dilute it! Dilute it and then drip it in!"

"When taking red blood cells, immerse them at the bottom of the serum! Don't suck up the serum together! - Don't shake your hands! Don't shake! Don't touch the wall of the test tube!"

"Hey, why are you poking so hard? It's the first time I've seen a man who poked the bottom of a test tube!"

Teaching these students, it feels like their blood pressure has risen by dozens of millimeters of mercury. Gretel reluctantly led them through the process, staring at the bald bishop writing down every detail of the process, sighing, and headed to the next group:

EKG group.

This group has the biggest problems. Master Gehrman, Master Elliot, and several higher-level priests all looked at each other in this group. Seeing Gretel coming, Master Elliot rushed towards him as if he saw a savior:

"Grete! How do you do this electrocardiogram? Why does the cloud screen light up? Why do lines appear?"

When Master Elliot first met Gretel, he was already a level 2 mage. During the dysentery epidemic, thanks to Grete, he used a microscope to glimpse the microscopic world and advanced to a level 3 mage. The relationship between the two has always been good.

So far, Elliot has been stuck at the transition from level 4 to level 5 for two years. So Gretel started talking about new magic, and he immediately ran over excitedly:

Maybe if you learn something, you can draw parallels? Can we cross this threshold? Even if not, spending ten days and a half to learn a few new spells is not a loss!

He looked at Gretel eagerly, waiting for his answer. Gretel shook off his sweat:

Can I tell you that I still haven't figured it out yet? We can only guess that this cloud screen has a mechanism similar to the cloud chamber in the front room. When high-energy particles pass through, there will naturally be fluctuations?

Or, can I tell you that this magic was changed by the Dragon Clan for me?

"Just follow this and release it!" He replied bravely:

"Not every spell knows its reason! Do you, do you know the principle of all the spells you have learned?"

"oh……"

Mage Elliot wilted instantly. Memorizing by rote is the most annoying thing!

Excluding the principle of magic, there was one more thing he couldn't figure out. And this is also the biggest obstacle that prevents him from releasing the electrocardiogram spell:

"Why is there so much clutter in the cloud screen I released? The lines are so messed up that I can't even see them!"

Gretel couldn't answer this, so he could only let him release one and have a look. A soldier next to him was recruited to be the target of the spell, and his upper body was exposed so that he could find a spot. Master Elliot held his breath and lowered his head one by one:

"look--"

Grete held his forehead. To be honest, he had never seen such a messy electrocardiogram. The P wave was not a P wave, and the T wave was not a T wave. It was all crooked and twisted, like a ball of wool that a cat had played with.

He released his mental energy and felt it for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out. Suddenly, I had an idea and took an electrocardiogram on Master Elliot and compared the two sides:

"You... let yourself go! Your own mental power is just a carrier. Don't impose your own thoughts on the spell!"

"I...I let it go, and the cloud screen collapsed..."

Master Elliot stammered. Gretel didn't even think about it. He raised his hand and a [Mechanized Mind] hit him on the face:

"Look, isn't this okay?"

The lines of the cloud screen instantly became regular. Just as Gretel was about to explain, the group on the right suddenly screamed:

"ah--"

what's the situation?

Grete turned his head and suddenly felt his blood pressure explode, and blood burst through the Tianling Cap. As far as the eye can see, there is a fountain of blood on the right side of the hall, which is really spraying on the ceiling:

"What are you doing?"

Gretel flew away. When I squeezed into the crowd and took a look, I suddenly became furious:

Five or six priests gathered around a goat, scrambling around, throwing healing spells around, but they couldn't stop the blood gurgling from its neck. There was a needle lying on the table next to me. From the needle, the syringe, to the mercury column next to me, it sprayed bright red.

"Hold the artery! Hold it first!"

Grete rushed forward and touched the goat's neck, found the proximal end of the artery, pressed it accurately, and cast the healing technique. This time, just a basic minimally invasive treatment stopped the blood flow on the goat's neck:

"When doing invasive blood pressure monitoring, you need to press the proximal end of the blood pressure monitor first before removing it! Press it first and then remove it! You dare to play with the arteries even if you are not familiar with the basic operation!"

You are truly the worst class I have ever led... You have all kinds of problems, and you can make any kind of trouble for me!

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