Chapter 508 I, Grete, Am Good at Cutting Hemorrhoids?

"My, my, my!"

"I picked it up!"

"Auro, don't grab it!"

"Hiss...huh...it's so hot!"

A group of magicians gathered around a copper pot the size of a basin, each using their own unique tricks to get food out of the pot:

The mage's hands picked up the snow-white fish fillets and fluttered them back to the owner's plate. The red soup was dripping and spilled all over the floor;

Annevia stirred up the vines and picked up a lot of radish slices, lettuce slices, spinach, kale, cabbage, mung bean sprouts and pea sprouts that had just been spawned by magic. Of course, fish fillets, fillets and fillets are absolutely indispensable;

Although Bernard doesn't know magic, the colander he holds in his hand is bigger than any other magician's hand!

Gretel smiled as he watched them plunder. This lively and blustering look is very similar to his experience in college. At that time, a group of classmates were hungry and greedy, so they sneaked to the street at the back door of the medical school to have a meal together and have a toothpaste.

At that time, boiled fish was very popular, so one dormitory would order a big pot and eat the fish fillets and all the side dishes inside. The soup in the fish fillets and vegetables drips down onto the rice. Just stir it up and you can eat a big bowl of it.

If you divide it evenly, it doesn't cost much. After finishing the meal, everyone's face was glowing and they returned to school with bulging bellies...

Speaking of which, the Mage Tower is also a learning and research institution, isn't it?

This meal was extremely satisfying. In the end, everyone forced Grete to reprocess even the fish fillets prepared by Cerela and make them into boiled fish fillets.

Well, it’s always a bit weird to just start eating sashimi without wasabi or soy sauce, isn’t it?

However, extreme joy brings sorrow. Grete's boiled fish fillets are filled with a lot of chili peppers, peppers, and various kinds of peppers. It's spicy and refreshing when you eat it, and after you finish eating...

The next day, Master Norwood carried everyone on his back, grinned, and slipped into Gretel's room.

"What's wrong?"

Grete smiled at the way he walked. This posture is familiar to him! In the anorectal department, there are a bunch of old men in skirts, everyone looks like this!

"Um...Mr. Nordmark...I...I heard that you cured that child. Do you also know about..."

Grete held back her laughter and inquired carefully. The problem is not big, but constipation and bleeding hemorrhoids caused by eating too much spicy food. Grete directly threw a healing spell to temporarily stop the bleeding, and then, regarding the problem of constipation...

"How about you try this?"

He rummaged through it and found a bottle of glycerin. Insert the hollow vine into the rectum, push the syringe in, and instruct Master Norwood:

"Hold it! Hold it until you can't hold it anymore!"

After a while, Master Norwood came out of the bathroom with sweat profusely and relaxed, and thanked Gretel. Gretel took advantage of the situation and grabbed him:

"You're all here, do you want to check for hemorrhoids? Whether it's internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, or mixed hemorrhoids, I will perform surgery to ensure less bleeding and high efficacy. Anyway, it's easy to heal. It's just a matter of treatment... "

"Are you really good at it? - I heard from those guys in Black Crow Swamp that no one of them has cut it themselves. They often bleed profusely with just one cut!"

"Hey, that's because they don't understand the anatomy at all..."

Gretel took matters into his own hands and smoothly cut off two meat balls for Master Norwood. While chatting, Gretel realized that there were not just one or two magicians suffering from constipation and hemorrhoids...

"Oh, constipation is not a disease. Being unable to pass is really fatal! It's very troublesome to drink castor oil, use soapy water for enemas every day, and wash with healing potion if bleeding occurs--even though it's just a potion to treat minor injuries... …”

Grete nodded silently. Although he himself is not like this, many magicians spend the whole day reading and meditating. Lack of physical exercise, unhealthy diet, more meat and less vegetables, no dietary fiber——

If you are not constipated, who is?

As for how to deal with constipation...

"Would you like to take a bottle of this back to try?"

Grete put the glass bottle containing glycerin in front of Master Norwood. The middle-aged mage looked at the bottle, thought about it, and shook his head:

"Forget it, forget it, it's too troublesome. I don't know the magic of the Natural Gods, and those enema machines are also very awkward to operate..."

"That……"

In Gretel's mind, an artifact from his past life naturally appeared. He casually released a [Silent Phantom], pinched it left and right, and sketched out the appearance of a bottle of Kaiselu:

"What do you think of this?"

Master Norwood looked intently. It is a small gadget that is as big as the palm of your hand. It has an elastic skin bag underneath, which can be easily pinched;

The top is a thin tube, which is smooth and hard and will not bend when entering the human body. The head is round and blunt, and it will not hurt the delicate mucous membrane;

The content is not much, only 20 ml in a skin bag, but based on Master Norwood’s own experience in receiving treatment, it should be... enough?

"It looks like it's very convenient to use alone..." He evaluated it with the eyes of a transformation magician and pondered:

"The difficulty lies in the connection between the tube and the bladder. If the connection is not tight enough, it will pop out of the seam if you pinch it; if the connection is too tight, it will be more troublesome to refill it later... Wait, why are you connected? Together?"

Grete spread his hands. Kaiselu, of course, is one-piece. Who bothers with making a small skin bag and tying a tube?

As long as he could remember, he had never seen a Kaiselu that was not one-piece!

Gretel's face was full of confidence. Master Norwood went up and down, studied the [Silent Phantom] carefully for a while, and nodded gently:

"Well, if you use a metal pipe, the wall will be very thin and easy to be punctured. To be honest, wooden pipes are not easy to clean. If you use it again, you will feel dirty just thinking about it. - Master Nordmark, look Can it be made with rubber?”

"I have to ask you this!"

Gretel continued to be confident. I am not responsible for rubber research and development. I don’t know the current project progress, the hardness, toughness, and elasticity of the products, or whether they will react chemically with the rubber!

In the previous life, Kaiselu used transparent plastic, not rubber...

Therefore, the support Gretel can give Master Norwood is to wave his hand in a big way:

"Get more glycerin and try it. Anyway, this thing is not difficult to make - and it's not expensive either. If the attempt is successful, sales and other matters will be left to you, and the Mage Tower will take a share of the profits..."

Master Norwood held glycerin in his hand and left as ordered. Even if it is not to make money, but for your own convenience, you must work hard on research and development. This thing is so useful. He feels that with his physical condition, he can use at least three cans a month...

"Bring the rubber! Bring the rubber you made!" Master Norwood shouted to the two apprentices:

"Use your mental power to shape it into the shape I specified, and then pour the liquid in the tube into it!"

The two apprentices started running in response. Rubber blocks, rubber sheets, rubber cylinders, rubber sheets...all of them were carried to Master Norwood.

Several different kinds of rubber have been made in Master Norwood's laboratory, but they are still a little far away from Gretel's requirements. He drew the pattern, listed the dimensions and detailed requirements, and led the apprentices to try one by one, and finally made the finished product.

Master Norwood was in no rush to sell. He first sent a small batch to Aurora and Linn each, and then took the finished products to visit his friends one by one. Every time you visit a house, you must tell Gretel’s story:

"Did you know that the baby was born without an anus, and the mage Nordmark actually made one for him!"

"I knew he could definitely cure it... That time I had constipation and bleeding, and I went to him for treatment because of the pain. He cured it in three or two strokes. Hearing that I was constipated, he gave me this thing again... ugh Don’t tell me, it’s much more convenient to use!”

"It's such a little thing. If you feel uncomfortable, you can use it with one hand. Isn't it more convenient than asking someone to give you an enema?"

"Master Nordmark said that warm water is not effective, and soapy water and castor oil are not mild enough and can easily cause intestinal diseases. This medicine is mild in nature and very effective..."

"You don't believe me, don't you believe Master Nordmark? He can even create an anus that doesn't exist. How can he not understand such a trivial matter?"

Just like that, I gave away a large circle of trial products. When Kaiselu's popularity gradually spread, and three or five magicians would send messages a day to inquire about it, Master Norwood took his time and put the product on the shelves in the exchange area.

It's not expensive, half a gold coin. It comes with a small fold-out page, printed with Master Nordmark’s advice on treating constipation:

1. Drink more water, 1500 to 2000 ml a day;

2. Eat more vegetables and fruits, and exercise appropriately;

3. Develop the habit of defecation regularly and take a sitz bath with warm water after defecation;

4. If the bleeding doesn’t stop, or there is prolapse of the flesh ball, or there is something else wrong, remember to seek treatment...

At the end of the fold, the name and address of Oak Grove Medical Research Institute were printed. On the corner of the paper, the institute's red cross logo shines red, which is particularly eye-catching at a glance.

200 copies were posted on the first day, and within three days, they were all sold out.

The magicians were overjoyed. When something embarrassing happens in the future, I finally don’t have to take off my pants, stick my butt out, and ask an apprentice or servant to help with an enema!

Even if the bleeding is severe, there is still a place to treat it!

Gretel didn't care about this from beginning to end. He gave Master Norwood considerable trust and responded to requests without interfering. Kaiselu is made, okay;

How to make glycerin, take it;

If you need general treatment advice, no problem. As a doctor, you should write a popular science article;

Glycerin is on the shelves. Got it. Remind me to settle regularly...

So when magicians came to seek medical treatment one after another at the medical center, he only reacted belatedly:

what happened?

what happened?

Why do you think I have become an anorectal surgeon who specializes in hemorrhoidectomy?

What I specialize in is emergency surgery!

I don’t want to be a manure digger!

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