Chapter 355: Come on, Let’s Do a Colonoscopy!
Gretel was confident.
The owner of Bolu was surprised and happy.
Little Larry was still trembling just now, but when he heard that there was no need to disembowel his stomach, his eyes shone brightly again.
Haverdan, the young man who brought the crow flag, his chest was so straight that he almost turned over. He raised his thumb and looked in all directions: What! The people I introduced must be amazing!
The priests of the Lord of Glory don't feel so good. The young white-robed priest raised his eyebrows and was about to say something when the red-robed priest next to him coughed. Arrange the hem of your clothes and take a step forward:
"It would be great to be able to save the child from suffering. Unfortunately, it's time for evening prayers and we have to leave temporarily. The task of continuing to help this child will be left to you."
He bowed slightly, turned around and left. With a crash, a group of priests and knights stood up and walked towards the room in order. The white-robed priest wanted to say something more, but he was pushed hard by the person next to him, so he could only shut up and join the queue.
Doors opened and closed from room to room, and prayers sounded one after another. After the evening prayers, the red-robed priest and the young man in white robes ran out of the hotel and climbed to the top of a nearby hill before stopping.
"Bishop Klind, pay attention to your attitude!" As soon as he stood still, the red-robed priest started to reprimand with a straight face:
"Do you know what we are doing in the Northland this time?!"
"Lord Geroni, we are here to spread the glory of our Lord."
Bishop Klind quickly answered. He became a fifth-level priest at the age of 18, in charge of a church, and became an assistant to the archbishop at the age of 23. It can be said that he has a bright future. However, in front of the red-robed priest, he did not dare to have any pride and bowed his head and said:
"Let the people of this land, especially the dwarves, feel the grace and love of our Lord."
"Then what are you doing now?!"
Archbishop Geroni was furious. This mission to the dwarf kingdom has an important mission, and it is necessary to establish a good relationship with the dwarves, and it is not just about killing them. Among other things, the dwarves believe in the so-called forging god, the barbarians believe in their so-called father god, and a series of related gods...
Do you want to shout in front of them, "The Lord of Radiance is the only true God"?
I can’t beat you to death!
"When we come here this time, along the way, we want to let those barbarians feel the grace of our Lord! Be charitable! Be kind! Help others! Why are you provoking those magicians? They are also helping the barbarian child. What are you doing? Do you want to look like we are vicious and arrogant?!”
Alas, if this guy hadn't come from a good background and his family had tried to find a way to get him into the mission, I really wouldn't have wanted to take this guy with him!
He scolded Klind face to face, staring at him as he recited all the verses about humility in the scriptures from beginning to end:
"God will save the humble."
“He will lead the meek in justice and teach them his ways.”
"Fear our Lord is the injunction of wisdom; before honor must come humility..."
After reciting it three times in a row, Archbishop Geroni was finally slightly satisfied and walked away. He returned to his room, knelt on his knees, prayed silently to the Lord of Radiance, reported what he had done that day, and then began to recite the hadith:
"I have not come to bring peace on earth, but to bring war on earth. For I have come to alienate a man from his father, a daughter from her mother, a daughter-in-law from her mother-in-law; a man's enemies are the members of his own household..."
The purpose of this trip is to let the glory of the Lord of Glory shine in the dwarf kingdom!
Gretel didn't know about the movements of the Lord of Glory's mission, nor did he care much about it. Once the gang left, he was able to focus on the patient and explained to the patient's family with gestures:
"In your son's situation, it is best to cut off these meat balls in the intestines to prevent them from twisting together and blocking the intestines. But before that, we must be able to see them...
My idea is to send something into the intestines so that you, me, and everyone present can see the internal conditions of the intestines. Your Excellency, Archmage, can your secret eye be the size of a cherry, or smaller? "
Archmage Serrano flicked it casually. A translucent marble fluttered in front of everyone, and it was surprisingly the size of a soybean. The Archmage said seriously:
"The space that the Secret Eye passes through must be at least an inch wide, and I can't manipulate it through the human body. Do you have any ideas?"
"have!"
Gretel showed a confident smile. Archmage Serrano nodded slightly: He also wanted to know how to see the things in the intestines with the secret eye. In order to satisfy curiosity, it is not a problem to provide the little guy with some secret eyes or something.
"Then... shall we do it now?"
The Bolu shopkeeper held his son with one hand to prevent him from running away, pressed the table with the other hand, and bent down to ask. Grete looked up and smiled at him:
"Of course - no! Wait a minute, I'll ask who has the potion -"
Whoever sees a colonoscopy immediately does it! Of course you need to cleanse your intestines!
Gretel pulled Master Ximond aside and discussed in a low voice. It's funny to say that as a priest + mage player and a priest of the God of Nature, he didn't have many local herbal medicines on hand. If the teacher finds out, he will definitely hit him on the head.
Fortunately, Master Hemond was prepared. Gretel took a large bag of laxatives from his hand and handed it directly to Bolu's shopkeeper:
"Mix your son with water and drink it. Drink more water. Drink a lot of water - at least three cups as big as your table. Tonight, drain the contents of the intestines until all the contents are removed. Until the water is clear. The cleaner it is, the clearer the secret eye can see!"
Hey, I hope Savage is in good enough shape and doesn't suffer from electrolyte imbalance. Without compound polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder, I feel a little weak. Fortunately, when there was no such medicine before, magnesium sulfate powder and senna leaves could also be used...
Gretel slept peacefully until dawn. It’s not that I didn’t want to get up a few times to see if little Larry had diarrhea or electrolyte imbalance, but no matter—the rules of this world are so cruel. Mages, priests, without enough sleep, will have no spells the next day.
He could only hand Bernard a pack of oral rehydration salts and repeatedly told him: Go and guard the child. When you see something is wrong, mix this with water and pour it on him!
When he woke up the next morning, the boy's legs were already weak. Fortunately, the intestines were indeed cleaned. After Gretel was sure, he asked the boy to take off his clothes, lie on his left side, and began to pick out the tools one by one. Archmage Serrano occupied the best position, used his secret eyes, and struggled beside him:
"This secret eye can't get in!"
"You can go in! Look at me!"
Grete took out a strange-looking thing. The top is a duckbill-shaped cylinder, divided into two pieces, and the bottom has two handles perpendicular to the cylinder. After squeezing the handle, the cylinder opened to both sides until two fingers could fit inside.
Gretel lubed the cylinder, inserted it, and stretched it open. The other hand gave birth to vines, and the greenery swayed and grew when the wind blew. He rolled up the secret eye, lowered it, and got in along the path that the cylinder expanded.
"Hey, hey, hey... I see it, I see it!" The mages rubbed shoulders one after another, forming a large circle and staring at the light screen provided by the secret eye:
"There is really something inside!...But what is it?"
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