Chapter 1651 How to Defraud Funds Elegantly and Sustainably (Monthly Ticket Plus 16 Updates)

Complaints are complaints, hard work is hard work.

Even if the Lord of Thunder has a stomach full of things to vomit, even if he wants to slap Gretel on the head with a magic crystal board, even if he wants to turn around and leave - he must fulfill his duties as a teacher before that.

What does a teacher do?

Isn’t it just about collecting resources for students? No need to do that, little Grete has grown into a resource-gathering expert, able to distribute the benefits to his disciples, senior brothers and sisters, and even to him, the teacher;

Setting up topics for students and pointing out research directions - there is no need for this. Now Little Gretel has come up with a lot of topics and then respectfully holds them in front of him. Even he, the teacher, takes the topics created by the students in front of him. Research;

Answering students' questions and solving their doubts - well, this must be done. If you don't do it well, the status of teachers and students will really fall apart!

"First of all, do you have to solve all the problems before you start helping the Dragon Clan have children in batches?"

"Uh... But this is very expensive and the success rate is very low..."

"Secondly, if you don't solve the problem of dragon eggs hatching and dragon hatchlings awakening, but start directly, will the success rate be completely lost?"

"It's not that...but..."

"Again, if you solve a batch of problems first and create a batch of children for the Dragon Clan, will it hinder you from solving subsequent problems?"

"This will never happen...but..."

"But wasting too many resources? Will a group of dragons be wasted in pregnancy and childbirth? Wasting time and energy?"

Gretel nodded, nodded, nodded vigorously. If he really messes up, if he comes up with a technology, he will help the Dragon Clan to do a batch of assisted reproduction, and then he will develop a batch of technologies, and he will do a batch of assisted reproduction, and now he will make a lot of money——

It only cares about the union of fertilized eggs, not about conceiving, let alone giving birth, and it doesn’t care about what happens after hatching!

Just like in the previous life, those assisted reproductive institutions paid once for examination, once for artificial insemination, once for ovulation induction injection, once for egg retrieval, and again for in vitro fertilization and transplantation——

What?

The combination of sperm and eggs failed. None of the 4, 8, or 21 eggs that were retrieved developed into suitable morula, and none of them could be transplanted into the body? Can the morula transplanted into the body fail to implant?

Can I get back the money I paid before?

Absolutely impossible!

If I couldn't get pregnant naturally before, there must be something wrong with the man, the woman, or both the man and the woman!

Or the fallopian tubes are blocked, or the endocrine system is not regulated, or there is less sperm and weak sperm. In short, there is something wrong somewhere! If not, why seek medical help?

Since there is a problem, then the sperm and egg cannot combine, the fertilized egg cannot divide normally, and the divided fertilized egg cannot implant in the bed - isn't this a matter of course? Why do you think it's a medical institution's problem?

If Gretel had this kind of attitude, he would be able to convince a large number of people, or indeed, a large number of dragons. However, he couldn't bear it:

Pregnancy for the Dragon Clan is such a troublesome thing. From conception to birth, from birth to hatching, both parents, especially the mother, have to devote a lot of effort and mobilize a lot of energy.

As long as he thinks that if he forces a mount with incomplete research, three-quarters of his efforts and energy will be wasted, or seven-eighths will be wasted, he will not be able to be shameless and use immature methods to plunder the Dragon Clan. remuneration……

"And this is of their own volition! Voluntarily! They even asked you for it!" The Lord of Thunder hates the fact that iron cannot be transformed into steel:

"They all came to beg sincerely, and they even wanted to spend money to block the door. So what if you just satisfy them? - It's not like you didn't make the stakes clear!"

"Well……"

That's true. Medical treatment is never certain, certain, certain, guaranteed to cure, or guaranteed to achieve the desired effect of the patient.

It’s always progressing day by day, year by year, layer by layer. Just like assisted reproduction, artificial insemination first solves the problem of being unable to mate naturally;

Another generation of test tubes solved the problem of sperm being unable to swim;

Then there are the second-generation test tubes, which solve the problem that sperm cannot break through the egg barrier...

The meal must be eaten one bite at a time and the things must be done one by one. Every technological advancement can always solve some problems; looking at it from another direction, every technological advancement will definitely bring a group of people crying to heaven and earth:

This time’s technology still can’t solve our problems!

If we can't solve this problem, then we can continue to study it. What else can we do?

"Then... I'll put the batch number first?"

Gretel hesitated. The Lord of Thunder was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what "release numbers" meant, and smiled:

"Of course. Complete a batch of work first, send a batch away, and let the dragons see that your work is still very fruitful." The Lord of Thunder replied without hesitation:

"Of course, you will still receive the due payment, don't be lenient. - Think on the bright side, once this batch of numbers is released, you will at least finish the simple batch, right?"

...It also makes sense... From the perspective of avoiding excessive medical treatment, if artificial insemination can be used, first-generation test tubes will not be needed; if first-generation test tubes can be used, second-generation test tubes will not be needed.

On the one hand, the seeker will suffer less; on the other hand, experiencing less artificial intervention is equivalent to experiencing more natural selection. The fetus will be able to survive the pregnancy smoothly, be born successfully, and have a higher probability of being healthy, lively, and disease-free...

"Teacher, I'm going to assign the number first." Grete bowed respectfully and walked out. Walking to the door of the study, he suddenly braked and turned around again:

"Teacher, this batch of assisted reproduction has been completed and the money has been collected. What if they refuse to pay for the next stage of research?"

"..."

The Lord of Thunder was speechless and choked for a moment. This kid is having such a good life that he has even forgotten the basic skills of cheating on a budget?

A research budget is not possible and will never be possible. As a magician, as a magician who advances through research, who has not fought with the parliament and the budget department of the parliament all the way to the top?

From a low-level mage to a high-level mage, from a young man working under a teacher to a high-level mage with an independent laboratory, to a legend with a complete team under his command...

Year after year, project after project, this homework has never been put down!

That is, this little guy, from the Eagle Kingdom to the Sun Kingdom, from the Elf Forest to the Dragon Island. Basically, every time, the financial resources of a kingdom are used to support one person's research, and the financial resources of a race are used to support a laboratory...

Whatever materials, energy, and people they want, they just ask. They basically get whatever they ask for, and they never feel what "scarcity" feels like.

Over time, he even forgot the ability to divide research into several stages, hand in tasks in stages, and apply for projects in stages!

"Have you never thought about who needs your research the most?"

"The legendary dragon..."

"Does your current research meet their needs?"

"It probably won't work. The pregnancy problem of the legendary dragon is still unclear. More research on chromosomes and energy is needed..."

"Then you're still worried that they won't pay?"

"Well……"

The higher-level magicians are richer, and the higher-level dragons are also richer. In this wave of calls, at most half of the mature dragons can be eliminated, and maybe only a third;

Next, the pregnancy problems of most mature dragons, the pregnancy problems of legendary dragons, the hatching problems of dragon eggs, and the awakening problems of young dragons...

Take your time, research something, ask for a wave of funds, provide a service, and collect a fee!

With the teacher's guidance, Gretel was shameless and generously let the public know. Male dragons in their prime, including male dragons under their prime, who need to have children, can bring their spouses to seek services.

Within three days, his mage tower was overwhelmed by young and old dragons. Gretel had to build a small house outside the mage tower, lead out a transmission line, and let the specially arranged golems receive him there:

"Yes, it only serves older male dragons who have difficulty in reproducing, not older female dragons. Reason? - There are many reasons why female dragons have difficulty in reproducing, and research is more difficult. The Mage Tower is still available for the time being. This research was not carried out!”

"What should I do if the dragon couple is of the same age? - Then I can only ask you to know better. It is not our fault that the results are not good, and the failure to successfully conceive or lay eggs is not our fault..."

"Can't get pregnant the first time? If you can't get pregnant the first time, you can do it again for free. There is no additional charge within three times... Beyond three times? If you can't get pregnant even three times, it means that your problem cannot be solved by current research!"

"If you need service, please come here and queue up... Queue up and get the magic contract! Please be sure to read all the notices clearly, then sign the contract and pay the deposit... First come, first served! First sign, first pay the deposit, first to enjoy the service!"

"Legends will not be entertained! Legends will not be entertained! - Female dragons over 300 years old will not be entertained!"

"It only guarantees fertilization, not the survival of the fertilized egg, nor does it guarantee that the dragon egg will be pregnant until birth! Please pay attention to the magic contract and make sure you can accept it again! We will not accept requests for refunds or compensation due to later problems!"

That is to say, the demon controlled by the tower spirit has enough patience to repeat these requirements to each customer over and over again or even several times——

Regardless of whether the customer is questioning or angry, attacking or noisy, hesitant, or constantly changing his or her mind, the tower spirit and the golem all provide a perfect service attitude.

Don’t be impatient, don’t get angry, don’t jump on your feet, don’t criticize people head-on and all over, don’t slam the table and turn it over and say, “Do it if you want, or get out,” or “Is your head full of water? Such a simple condition Can’t even understand?”

The smile on his face is always perfect (of course, the smile of the devil is placed on the face the moment it is made). At most, the customer's inquiry takes more than half an hour, and he will point out:

"Hello, your consultation time has expired. Please leave the room temporarily and give the opportunity to the next person..."

Then, the door clicked open, the walls of the room fell down, and the puppet moved left and right, along the track to the edge of the room, and bowed to the giant dragon lined up at the door:

"Please—"

These numerous restrictions have successfully discouraged more than half of the customers. In the end, only 11 older male dragons, with their spouses or other female dragons, came to line up at Grete's side.

Then, they saw a miracle:

"No, so fast?"

"Isn't this too fast?"

"How many can you make in one day?"

"Give him a month and he can finish all the dragons on Dragon Island, right?"

Assisted reproduction, or in other words, sperm selection + assisted sperm and egg combination work, has indeed formed a process. The sperm can work optimally for up to one hour, including half an hour waiting for liquefaction;

Next, it doesn’t take half an hour to send selected sperm, cast spells, and assist in the union of sperm and eggs. All in all, one and a half hours.

——In other words, if each dragon couple casts the spell alone, one and a half hours per couple, eight hours a day, can make 5 pairs, 11 dragon couples, and it can be completed in two days;

If it is an assembly line operation, it will be even more serious. Everyone lined up and went from link to link. In one day, 11 couples got it all done!

Of course Gretel couldn't go directly to the assembly line. ——After all, he still paid a lot of money, and his work must be worthy of the money given by the customer.

In other words, you need to give the other party a private hospital-level experience, and you cannot fool them with the service procedures of a public tertiary hospital:

The pre-conversation, informing, and comforting, and the inspection before starting to cast the spell all required him to come to the scene in person and communicate with a smile. Read the notice aloud to confirm that both spouses are willing, informed, and agree...

There is no way, until now, his disciples, or other high-level spell casters in the same direction, do not have enough status to be recognized by the Dragon Clan. If you want to make money, Gretel has to show off his face.

——He actually wants to charge hospitalization fees. Since it takes about seven days to determine whether the spell is successful, it is best for the female dragon who comes to seek medical treatment to be hospitalized near the mage tower.

The problem is that the true form of the Dragon Clan is too large, so building a large number of wards for them requires a huge investment, and the gain outweighs the loss;

It is not suitable to create a human-sized room, mainly during the fertilized egg division and implantation period. It is best not to change between the human form and the dragon form, which may affect the success rate of pregnancy...

I had to let them find a place nearby! It doesn't matter whether it's the sky and the ground, whether it's drilling into a cave and soaking in sea water, it doesn't matter, the mage tower can't provide a ward!

What a shame! Except for technical assistance fees, no money can be charged!

Even so, the speed at which Gretel was making money was so fast that the dragons who came to seek treatment could not close their mouths. A pair takes half a day, a pair takes half a day. In just one day, you can earn the Dragon Clan’s decades of savings!

Decades!

In five and a half days, Grete dealt with all the dragon couples who came to seek medical treatment. When the last couple was finished, the first couple already had a vague feeling:

"I feel... I should be pregnant... I feel like there are four children, four little lives this time..."

The first brass dragon couple who came to seek medical treatment cuddled together, rubbing their long necks and whispering. Nearby, two pairs of metal dragon couples showed envious eyes:

Getting pregnant so soon?

Then...can we have another litter?

Thanks to x-on:riding pig tiger for the 500 starting coin reward