It's Not that Difficult to Open a Hospital in Another World, Right?

Chapter 1010 Necromancers Who Are Going Crazy

While Grete was immersed in the experiment, Archmage Heins was in another experimental area, working with students, students of students, two young necromancers temporarily captured, and two other mages who were willing to work in the institute. There were dozens of caged monkeys looking at each other.

“Why do we have monkeys?”

"Yes, why do we raise monkeys? Isn't this a matter for nature priests? Why do we necromancers do it?"

"That's right, and there are so many monkeys in the jungle...when you need it, can't you just catch a group of them? Why do you need us to raise them?"

Archmage Heins also criticized this a lot. However, when the students were confused and complained, he still had to cough and try to calm down the situation:

"Stop talking!"

He glanced around majestically. Seeing everyone shut up and bow their heads, he coughed with satisfaction and scolded:

"Don't want to raise monkeys? If you don't want to raise monkeys, go next door! You can raise rabbits, dogs, chickens, mice, you can do it all! You don't have to raise monkeys here!"

A very, very quiet wailing. In addition to the monkey area, there are indeed several sections in the animal area - but who is raising them?

They are all indigenous!

All Aboriginal women and Aboriginal children!

Cutting grass for rabbits, feeding corn to chickens, feeding corn to dogs with pumpkin and occasionally some meat - this is what they are used to doing every day! Raising rats is rare, but rats will eat anything!

How could they, the noble mages, do the same work as those indigenous women and children!

"Besides, raising monkeys is also for experiments! Many spells have similar effects on monkeys as on humans, which is different from dogs and pigs! So, try to raise monkeys! It's rare! There are so many here!”

Well, anyway, this research institute has been reserved as the property of Black Crow Swamp! Raise more monkeys and use them for other research in the future, such as drug experiments or magic experiments, or studying other plagues!

Most of the magicians bowed their heads to show their obedience, and one after another, they dispersed to work. The only disciple of Archmage Heins, the 15th-level Archmage Wendell Jennings, who was brought here to take up a quota, relied on his teacher's favor and muttered in a low voice:

"Even if this is the case, just capture it. Why raise it..."

"Because Gretel said that [clean] monkeys are needed." Archmage Heins sighed:

"These monkeys are all caught in the jungle. No one knows how many kinds of bacteria they carry. When the time comes, you inject an injection and the monkey has a fever - is it the poisonous blood you injected that caused it to have a fever? Or is it dirty on its own?"

In fact, Grete said more than that. When Archmage Heins went to have a meeting with him, he saw Gretel lying on the table, writing and drawing, and muttering sadly:

"The monkeys on the edge of the Eternal River...the crab-eating monkeys...none of these...God knows what kind of monkeys in the nearby jungle...and there are no specific pathogens...even if not, at least give me clean-level monkeys... …”

"Where is the Eternal River?" Archmage Heins suddenly asked:

"Do you want monkeys that eat crabs? I'll ask them to set up a mission in the Mage Tower and let the natives look for them. If they find monkeys that eat crabs, they will be caught by you? Or feed them crabs directly and see which kind of monkeys they eat?"

Gretel turned her head and gave him a "I'm about to cry" expression.

What I want is a rhesus monkey...a rhesus monkey and a cynomolgus monkey...not just any monkey...

It doesn't mean that if there are no rhesus monkeys for experiments, you can go to Mount Emei to catch a nest...those rhesus monkeys are not worthy!

Even if you don’t consider that it is a Tibetan emirate, not a rhesus monkey; don’t consider that the Tibetan emirate is also a national second-level protected animal; monkeys growing in the wild have countless germs and viruses...

It doesn’t mean that if you shave their hair and wash them with disinfectant, they will become “clean” monkeys!

It’s not there outside the body, but it’s still there inside the body!

The cheapest ordinary-level monkeys are also required to not carry zoonotic pathogens... and not to carry severe animal infectious disease pathogens...

Going up one level, "clean level" monkeys, in addition to the pathogens that ordinary level cannot carry, can also not carry pathogens that are harmful to animals and interfere with research...

And what he wants is a monkey without yellow fever virus, malaria virus, dengue virus, Zika virus, and all kinds of strange viruses... he has to go up one level to reach the specific pathogen free level (SPF). class……

SPF grade, sterile (GF) grade, and animals suffering from specific diseases, knocking out specific genes, etc., are higher each level. As for the price, it’s not a doubling increase, it’s a geometric increase!

A rhesus monkey sells for 100,000, do you think it’s a joke?

However, even if it is expensive... you could still buy it in the past... In the past, you only needed to write an experimental design, fill in a report, apply for a budget, and then buy... It is not like this broken world, where there is no ready-made product at all, and you have to start from scratch. !

In his Oak Forest Research Institute, the necromancers worked diligently for several years, wearing protective clothing in and out of the animal room every day, and finally raised a group of clean mice. As for the monkey?

Sorry, he is poor and cannot afford to raise a monkey!

"Anyway, let's talk about feeding these monkeys. After feeding them, they will give birth to cubs. The cubs will be raised in a clean environment for several generations...probably, they can be used..."

Archmage Haines recalled the operation manual given by Gretel - about cleaning the animal room, entry and exit requirements, operating standards, etc., and continued to order his subordinates:

"Don't be in a daze! Clean these monkeys first! Clean them all! - There's such a big bucket of disinfectant water over there!"

"Ah! This monkey refuses to go into the water!" A young necromancer screamed. He quickly raised his hands to cover his face, and with a clang, the mage armor on his body burst into flames:

"Still tickling me!"

"Petrification!" Before Archmage Heins could respond to that guy, his disciple's disciple, the little leader of this group, reprimanded:

"Charm! There are so many ready-made spells, don't you know how to use one? - Don't do it yourself! Where is your skeleton? Why don't you use the skeleton to work?"

"I'm not a magician... I have the petrification technique. How can I shave them if I have the petrification technique..."

The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping, the chicken is flying and the dog is jumping. Finally, all the monkeys were forced to be washed, shaved, nails cut, and even brushed.

After a round of cleaning work, every low-level mage collapsed outside the iron cage, looking at each other with the monkey collapsed in the iron cage, no one wanted to move...

"I said, it seems like there's something you haven't done?"

"What else can there be? - I'm hungry, let's go eat first!"

"By the way, we have to feed the monkey first!"

Bang bang bang bang, large buckets of corn, pumpkins, fruits, and chopped chicken were carried into the animal room by the skeletons in groups of two. They picked up spoons and gave each monkey a spoonful in his food bowl. The necromancers breathed a sigh of relief and went out to eat:

"The tortillas...are still a little burnt..."

"Pumpkin gooey..."

"Cactus fruit..."

"avocado……"

“Grilled chicken meatballs…”

"Cornmeal pancakes, wrapped with pumpkin, peas and chicken strips...Chili sauce is on the side, whoever wants to apply as much as he wants..."

"Do you think we eat the same thing as monkeys? At most, we eat cooked food and they eat raw food?"

"No, monkeys can still eat spicy food, but we can't." A necromancer who was not used to spicy food took a bite of the chicken meatballs and was so spicy by the hot pepper fragments inside that he burst into tears:

"Forcing people to eat spicy food is simply heresy...Who is cooking in the kitchen? I really want to whip the cook!"

"Calm down, no one cooks here, it's all Ta Ling who helps with his invisible servants. What you should ask is, who taught Ta Ling how to make these local dishes..."

"..."

"..."

The young mages, who were not qualified to decide the menu or even order the dishes, looked at each other in confusion. Although there is no mage tower built in the institute, it is just that "there is no tower-shaped building built." The entire research institute is still under the control of Taling——

The current control authority of the tower spirit is, sorry, in the hands of Archmage Heins.

"Even if his tongue is so dull that it's close to death, and he wants to eat something with strong taste, he still has to leave us some edible dishes...T_T..."

The offended necromancer continued to complain tearfully. With a snap, he received a slap on the back of his head, and the team leader waved away the mage's hand expressionlessly:

"Stop complaining. Eat quickly and then go see those monkeys - I feel like these monkeys are going to cause us countless troubles."

Trouble indeed. The necromancers hurriedly finished their lunch and when they returned to the animal room, they all frowned:

"Ahhhh-why don't these monkeys eat them?"

If Gretel were here, he would tell them: The monkey is stressed.

Not to mention animals, even humans, if they are caught inexplicably, their whole body is frozen for no apparent reason, they are immersed in water with a strange smell, and their hair is shaved, they will lower their heads to the dark wall and tremble for three to five days.

It was still good not to eat, at least he didn't scream, slam into the cage wall, scratch himself all over, or vomit blood and die inexplicably.

The way the necromancers deal with it is also very simple and crude:

Not eating, right?

Hunger spell!

I'll make you feel hungry, crazy with hunger, and see if you eat or not!

What, not eating yet?

Dominate the animals!

"Hoo, ho... It's really hard to raise a monkey... We have to control what we eat, and we have to control if we don't poop in the future..."

"Can you apply for a nature priest to do this job...raising animals? They are obviously good at it...why should we throw it at the necromancer..."

"Shh!"

That tenth-level nature priest, so-and-so, if he had been willing to raise animals, he would have stopped arresting others! The problem is, he is stuck in the core of the institute and refuses to come out!

"By the way, who knows the soothing technique? Give the monkeys a soothing technique!"

There are many stumbling blocks and countless difficulties. All in all, the animal breeding team headed by necromancers finally succeeded in keeping the monkeys alive - and then they faced the next difficulty:

"These monkeys, why don't they have babies?"

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