Gu

Strange, why does the fish make a gurgling sound? Shouldn't it make a gurgling sound?

Ah, it turns out that the salmon worked overtime and didn't eat dinner, so its stomach was gurgling.

The overtime worker ate the salmon after get off work. So the salmon was eaten!

The salmon wrote fan fiction in its stomach, and the stomach acid hit its computer like a wave, corroding the keyboard.

"Oh my God," said the salmon, "it seems that I can only take a day off today!"

- Excerpt from "Cheers to Death (Supplement)"