Chapter 84 The Definition of Green Tea!
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"I understand women like you." Jiang Siming first understood, and then said: "You guys have clear soup noodles, long straight hair, thin voices, and love to drink green tea."
"It looks like the face is facing the sky, but in fact, the makeup is unpredictable, with three or two powders and one or two rouge, covering the blue eyes of excessive indulgence, the years are quiet, and the eyes are innocent."
"Gentle and euphemistic, harmless to humans and animals, retro literature and art, prone to disease and disaster."
Hearing this, the audience almost applauded, it was so good!
But it wasn't over yet, Jiang Siming's words continued.
"You don't drink much, you get drunk quickly. If there is a man, you get drunk faster."
"I like to put on a fork, it looks fresh. Forbearance and kindness, tears."
These words literally go to the hearts of all men and women. Anyone who has encountered green tea will shout out a good word! Perfectly said!
They didn't know that the color on Liu Genhua's face had changed one after another.
In the end, Jiang Siming's words suddenly became sharp.
"Now, at night, in my live broadcast room, you came to the wrong place. When you go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, turn right to find Ma Su, go wherever you want, don't make any ink marks, I'm worried for you."
"You'll regret it, Jiang Siming!" Liu Genhua, who was so angry, threw off these words and walked away in despair.
Leaving the unbridled laughter of the audience, she is destined to be recorded today and become the background board for Jiang Siming's classic green tea-defining speech.
"Finally got rid of this fly, let's start the game." Jiang Siming chuckled.
Tuantuan covered his mouth with a smile and said, "Brother Xiaoming, I didn't expect you to be so cruel to girls."
"It depends on who is right. It's a matter of fact, I don't care about gender." Jiang Siming replied.
But the little sister was a little worried: "Brother Ming, the brokerage company behind this person is very big, I'm afraid that you will have trouble, it's all my fault, if you don't add this person as a friend, you won't cause this kind of trouble. Come."
"What does it have to do with you, what if their brokerage company came here, they asked black fans to spray me? They have to spray me too." Jiang Siming didn't care.
Everyone heard the same thing. Although he only heard Jiang Siming scolded someone twice, each time he scolded the other person so much that he couldn't speak the nonsense.
The first time was alone, the second time was this Liu Genhua, hahaha.
Hearing what Jiang Siming said, Little Sister Duan had no choice but to put this worry back in her heart, and the three of them started a happy three-black career.
However, before playing two games, Jiang Siming's live broadcast room started to have a lot of trumpets, all of which were first-level and two-level accounts.
When he came in, he squirted wildly at Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming didn't pay attention at first, but more and more later, almost covering other barrages.
Soon, more than a dozen emperor accounts entered Jiang Siming's live broadcast room, but they didn't spray, but started pouring dirty water on Jiang Siming.
It is said that Jiang Siming is hanging up, and it is also said that it has been hammered.
It is also said that Jiang Siming relies on women to ascend.
and many more.
Anyway, what are they saying that is ugly and heartbreaking.
But Jiang Siming was not angry at all, instead he laughed.
"Yo, this is revenge, it's good to have a godfather company, and someone will stand up for you when you step forward. There are indeed a lot of rich fools like this. Terrifying."
The audience who were originally fighting back against Jiang Siming was immediately amused. Yes, there are indeed many such fools.
At this time, an emperor who reached level 120, which is the full level, spoke up.
"I bought a watch last year!"
Everyone is familiar with this saying, which is the homophonic scolding of qnmlgb.
And Jiang Siming not only didn't retort, but instead said: "What is the watch?"
The audience is a little confused, has Mingshen really not heard this online swearing? It's a loss this time.
But some smart audience members laughed.
"Mingshen cowhide!"
"What watch? Sb? Means. Hahahaha"
"66666+, I didn't understand it at first."
"I thought Mingshen didn't know this stalk, but I didn't expect it to be solved in an instant."
"This counterattack is too powerful, take out a small notebook and memorize it well!"
...
The emperor was complacent, but he was also very angry when he came to understand.
But he had already heard that Jiang Siming's scolding skills were top-notch, and it was no good to scold him.
The emperor simply stopped cursing and threatened directly.
"I don't want to talk too much with you. Since you have provoked people from my company, I am ready to meet the anger of our company. I opened a hundred thousand trumpets and brushed them in your room. Every day, I will disgust you!"
"It's really rich." Jiang Siming smiled and said, "But I think 100,000 trumpets are too few to be lined up, and there are too many viewers in my live broadcast room, it's better to open dozens more. Millions, otherwise you really can't scold my audience."
"Mingshen is right! Do you want to spray it right? I'm afraid of you black fans?"
"Dog chop economic company, fuck you, if you say one sentence, I will go to the live broadcast room of your company's anchor and spray ten sentences!"
"Come here, there are more than 14 million people here, and you can see how dark you are with your 100,000 sailors."
"Brothers, we don't need us here. There are too many brothers. Let's go to their company's anchor live broadcast room to make trouble!"
"Yes yes yes! Especially don't let that green tea bitch go!"
...
The audience who just wanted to leave was stopped by Jiang Siming.
"Don't be impulsive, guys. You used to swipe the screen instead of their tricks. Do people like them want to be embarrassed? If you scold you, it's like scolding for nothing, but it adds popularity to them in vain."
"They came with this idea in mind, so let's go, the water army fighting fish will not ignore it. I will go to the executive to deal with it, and he will be a waste of hundreds of thousands of water soldiers."
Jiang Siming said this, many viewers who wanted to leave really obediently gave up this plan.
After Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai communicated for a while, a miraculous thing happened. All the black fans of the navy in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room disappeared, and the barrage of insults disappeared.
Only the dozen or so emperors were left staring.
"Come on, continue, how many black accounts you open, I can eliminate as much as you want, or else, your emperor will start scolding? I can just report it, although it won't be enough to give you a title, but it will be banned for dozens of days. It should still be possible.”
Jiang Siming smiled terribly, with a warm smile on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, he was even more angry.
"You are so proud of your mother, dog thing, I see how proud you are!"
"Then see when you die violently. Playing with this kind of bus green tea bitch every day, don't stick to any flower willow AIDS one day, you may die very early, don't worry, I will go to the funeral home to see you, and by the way, on your ashes. Spit."
What you scold is dirty, Jiang Siming can scold even more dirty, what you scold leaves no trace, Jiang Siming can scold clearly and refined.
Anyway, Douyu's ethos doesn't care about scolding people. If you want to scold, then scold with you. Jiang Siming has never been a person who likes to suffer.
Not only that, other emperors and nobles in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room have been fighting back for Jiang Siming.
Ask for a silver ticket, gentlemen~
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