Chapter 950 Under What Circumstances Can Mice Fly?

"You young man, how can you talk like this? If I let you swallow me, wouldn't I die? How can I play when I'm dead? I'm sure it can only be called playing if I swallow you. "

"Can't senior be a good person? Why do you have to play such a hurtful game?"

"I'm not a human being, why should I be a good human being?"

Lu Yunxiao: "..."

Mr. Yunxiao felt that God must be punishing him during this time, and none of the people who came into contact with him could communicate normally.

"It's wrong for you to hurt someone for no reason." Seeing that even Lu Yunxiao couldn't talk to the other party, Bai Xiaoxiao immediately started fighting like a fighter jet. She didn't know how to quarrel, but she knew that she and Lu Yunxiao were together, and no one could hurt Lu Yunxiao.

"Hmph, I've killed too many people, what's the use of just hurting someone. Hey, little girl, let's have a competition. See if you are better or I am better."

"Xiaoxiao, don't compare yourself to him, it's not worthwhile to hurt yourself because of this kind of person."

"Yeah." Bai Xiaoxiao nodded: "I won't compare with you. Don't come here again."

"Hmph, you haven't even tried, and I haven't lost. Why do you say that I won't come if you don't want me to come? Unless you have tried against me and won me, I promise you not to come here. Otherwise I will come every day, every moment, hey, little girl, you said you can protect him for a while, can you protect him forever?

My soul can remember his smell, as long as I find that you are not by his side, I can attack him immediately. "

Lu Yunxiao's complexion changed slightly, this feeling of being manipulated and having to be protected by a girl is really not good at all.

"Okay, then I will compare with you. How are you going to compare?"

"In this way, I will use 20% of my strength, and you will also use 20% of my strength. Let's see who can hurt who."

"good."

"No." Lu Yunxiao stopped immediately.

"Hey, you rely on women to protect you, why are you not allowed?"

Although Mr. Yun Xiao was unhappy when he heard these words, he did not have any fluctuations in his emotions, and said calmly: "No reason, because she will listen to me, not yours."

"You, you, you...does your mother know that you are so shameless?"

Lu Yunxiao was slightly taken aback, why did this sentence sound so familiar?

Oh, right. This is Xiaoxiao's catchphrase.

"Then how do you get this little girl to compete with me?"

"Nothing."

"You... ouch! I hate you!"

"Each each other."

Soon, Mr. Yunxiao mastered the skill of talking to Yu Linfeng, and made Yu Linfeng jump in a fit of rage.

"If you don't agree to me, then I will really harass you anytime and anywhere. As long as you die, the little girl will seek revenge from me, and I will know her strength. Really, I will do what I say."

"Do you dare to bet with me?" Sensing that although the other party is innocent, but he is a martial idiot in mind and soul attacks, Lu Yunxiao is almost sure that he will do what he said just now.

So instead of avoiding it, it is better to take the initiative to attack.

"Okay, what bet?"

"You specialize in mind-soul attacks on people, and so do I. I just want to ask, how many years have you been practicing?"

"Twenty thousand years!"

"Well, you give me two years, and I will compete with you after two years. If I lose at that time, how about letting you kill me? She is just a little girl, do you have the nerve to fight to the death with a little girl?"

"Hmph! But this little girl is very strong, you... tsk tsk, you are only a rookie at the middle level of the sky, I don't bother to bet with you!"

"Hehe, an old monster who has cultivated for 20,000 years has such a little ability. What is there to show off? It has only been three years since I practiced martial arts, and I have already reached the mid-level sky. Of course, although I am now You can only be regarded as a rookie in your consciousness, but do you dare to give me two years? After two years, I will definitely defeat you with the power of the soul. Or...you dare not?"

"What? You have only practiced for three years? That's it for three years?"

"good."

Yu Linfeng wrestled his fingers and asked, "Why did you do it in only three years? How did you do it?"

"No comment. You just tell me if you dare to accept the challenge?"

"Hmph, just accept it. You can't be stronger than me then." Just with so many dead spirits absorbing spirit stones, he can hit the Immortal, so is it possible that he will lose to this kid?

Lu Yunxiao sighed: "You have such a stupid brain, why do I feel that sometimes there will be a feeling of invincibility?"

"What? How dare you call me stupid?" Yu Linfeng was depressed.

"Of course, don't you think you're not stupid?"

"Of course I'm not stupid. I think I relied on my strength alone, I..."

"You what?"

"It's nothing. Hmph! I'm too lazy to tell you, and you won't understand even if I tell you."

"How do you know I don't understand if you didn't say it?"

"Hmph, little boy Huangkou, I have paved a road with the salt I ate, which is more than you have walked in this lifetime."

"Live long doesn't mean smart enough. Do you dare to keep betting with me?"

"What bet?"

"We test IQ once a day. I ask three questions every day. As long as you can answer one of my questions, you are considered to have an IQ, which is super powerful. Then the soul in that stone will be absorbed by the winning side at will. How about it?" ?”

"Okay, come on, who is afraid of whom!" In order to prove that his IQ is sufficient, Yu Linfeng agreed to Lu Yunxiao's bet.

"Okay. The first question, under what circumstances can mice fly?"

Yu Linfeng: "..."

After being stunned for a while, Yu Linfeng suddenly burst out laughing. He felt that God was against him. This question happened to be the one that the young master had tested him before.

"You ask the second question first." Yu Linfeng said. Because he felt that not only could he answer one question, he could answer all three questions together.

"No, you have to answer one by one. Because my questions are continuous." Lu Yunxiao said casually. This question was tested by Dudu before. Except for the first question, which he did not answer correctly, he answered the other two correctly. This chain question is quite tricky, so it's just right to use it to trick that old monster.

"Let me think about it! Let me ask first, is this mouse a monster?"

"No, just a normal mouse."

"Oh, then he took the elixir that can fly."

Lu Yunxiao: "...!!!"

"Why can the snake fly?"

"Haha, of course it's because he ate flying mice."

Lu Yunxiao: "!!!"

"Why can eagles fly?" Lu Yunxiao's voice became a little excited.

"Hahaha, boy, eagles can fly, you are fooled!"