Chapter 696 God-Level Road Idiot 7

I didn't even have time to inhale the soul in the air, I flew at the fastest speed for a full ten days, and finally met you, the Lord. "

After hearing Yu Linfeng's words, Lu Xiaoxiao's brows twitched wildly, she glanced at the opposite sun that was about to set and asked, "Do you know what direction this is?"

Yu Linfeng nodded and said, "This is the north."

"..." The setting sun was directly opposite, and even the three-year-old knew that the direction they were in was the east, but this god-level master told her with absolute certainty that this was the north, without even thinking about it.

"North? Are you sure?"

"Of course!" Yu Linfeng said firmly: "Go up to the north, down to the south, left to the west, and right to the east. This must be the north!"

This time, Lu Xiaoxiao was completely caught in an endless cycle of confusion.

He glanced at Yu Linfeng, then reached out to hold his shoulder, turned him to the back, turned back, then pointed in the direction of the setting sun, and asked a question that even he was too embarrassed to ask: "Then where is it?" What direction is it?"

"North!"

Lu Xiaoxiao raised her forehead: "Why?"

"Go north, go south, left west, right east!" Yu Linfeng felt that the question Lu Xiaoxiao asked was stupid, but he answered it with a good attitude.

However, Yu Linfeng's answer made everyone in the space raise their foreheads silently.

so drunk!

However, Lu Xiaoxiao's experiments continued.

She asked Yu Linfeng to stand still, raised her right hand, and then pointed to the true north and asked, "Then what direction is this now?"

"Oriental!"

"Why?"

"Because going up north, down south, left west, right east! The place I am facing now is true north, so the direction of my right hand must be east! The direction is not constant, it is constantly changing. ! Where are there so many whys?"

What he hates most is that people ask him why so many questions about the direction. Such a simple and easy-to-understand principle, his mother taught him when he was very young, children also know it, okay?

Yu Linfeng felt that his IQ had been seriously challenged. However, it was his Patriarch who provoked him, so he could only be provoked silently.

Well, in fact, Lu Xiaoxiao feels that she is particularly wronged, because it is not Yu Linfeng's IQ that has been provoked, but from Yu Linfeng's gloomy eyes, Lu Xiaoxiao feels that her IQ has been seriously challenged.

Why did a god-level expert turn back after walking for ten days? The answer must be known to all the friends in the space.

For the deep-rooted cognition formed over 20,000 years, Lu Xiaoxiao does not intend to correct it anymore.

Now she just wants to know one question: "Fifteen thousand years ago, when you launched a war and killed countless masters, you also killed countless innocent people because you asked for directions, and they always gave you wrong directions. Not telling the truth?"

Yu Linfeng was silent for a moment, and for the first time, with an incomparably solemn expression, he summarized the reasons why he launched a war last time and killed tens of millions of people: "Yes!"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "...!!!"

"Does the Lord think they shouldn't die? I'm not born a villain. But since I was young, I was ridiculed by the adults and children in the village because of my ugly appearance. They not only called me ugly, but also called me an idiot and a monster! They not only scolded me, but also scolded my mother, saying that my mother was Khofko. A dead man gave birth to a son so creatively, it was even uglier than a kappa.

I have lost my father since I was a child, and only my mother is a relative. She is just an ordinary citizen without any martial arts, but those children are throwing stones at me in groups because I am ugly. As a result, my mother was hit on the back of the head by a child in order to protect me, and died.

I wanted to avenge my mother, but they bullied me as a helpless child, beat me to death and threw me into the cliff. However, I did not die, instead I got a cheat book under that cliff. So I found a deep mountain and old forest to practice internal strength. When I was strong enough, I went back to the village and killed all the villagers who bullied our orphans and widows.

After that, I practiced for thousands of years. I didn't come out of the forest until I was done with magic. I thought that if I became a strong person, everyone would admire me. But those people still think I'm ugly, not only think I'm ugly, but also speak ill of me behind my back! And when I asked for directions, those untouchables obviously didn't know me, but because I was ugly, they gave me directions randomly, which delayed me a lot of important things.

So I hated everyone in the world at the time. Whether it's a warrior or a commoner, they judge people by appearance, because I'm ugly, they don't give me the respect I deserve. "

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, Yu Linfeng said: "Master, I know that the Lord God can also hear my words. When the Lord God asked me the reason for launching the war, I never said it, because I felt from the bottom of my heart that those things that had nothing to do with me I have no vengeance, but because I am ugly, the untouchables who give me directions should be killed, so I didn't care about the lives of those people during the battle.

But now I'm relieved, I'd rather live in this world and communicate with people than kill people. I don't want to live alone anymore, so I won't kill people indiscriminately in the future. "

Hearing Yu Linfeng's assurance, Lu Xiaoxiao was extremely speechless and at the same time felt a little distressed, nodded and said: "Well, good boy! The previous things are over, and with your master and I here from now on, no one would dare to call you ugly. And even if they think you're ugly, I don't think so, neither does my Dudu. He even thinks you're handsome, doesn't he?"

As he said toot, the snow and ice all over Yu Linfeng's face melted instantly.

"piggy."

"Elder Sister." Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's call, Master Cat flew out of the space with a "whoosh".

"Go to Yunxiao Palace together with Xiaofeng. Xiaofeng, Xiaozhu is my contracted animal, and he is very good at finding the way, so just follow him."

"Yes." Yu Linfeng nodded quickly and said: "As long as I can reach Yunxiao Palace smoothly, I will definitely complete the task assigned to me by the Lord!"

"Well, let's go."

Seeing the fleeting figures of Yu Linfeng and Master Mao, Lu Xiaoxiao let out a breath, silently supported her forehead, and looked deeply at the sky.

A god-level expert turned out to be a road idiot!

A god-level master actually spent almost his whole life under the cliffs in the deep mountains and old forests, except for the contact with the people in the village when he was a child, and then he went out of the deep mountains and old forests, because of his appearance and the nature of Lu Chi. When the contradiction spread deeply, it actually triggered a world war 15,000 years ago. Almost all the high-level warriors died, and even the common people were killed or injured by tens of millions.

This, this, this...

This is simply a super bloody case caused by a road idiot!

Thinking of Yu Linfeng's "up north, down south, left west, right east", Lu Xiaoxiao felt her balls hurt!