004 Fulfilling the Obligations of Husband and Wife
004 Fulfill the obligations of husband and wife
Being held around his neck with a sword, for the first time in his life, Li Fan felt like he was about to die!
What the book says is right, beautiful girls can't be messed with... Didn't Confucius say it too, only women and villains are hard to raise! But if he even gave up his name, then why are he still alive? Li Fan has been living very carefully all his life. He didn't dare to say anything when he saw someone stealing a wallet on the bus. But this time, he must live for dignity!
"Don't change it! Manly man, if you say you don't change it, don't change it! You kill me!"
Twenty years later, another hero!
"You still have some backbone."
Unexpectedly, instead of killing the killer, Murong Ying put away her sword and threw it to sister Tie Zhu next to her.
"My Murong Ying's man must have this bit of backbone, that's enough, you have passed the test."
"That means you don't need to change your surname?"
Li Fan turned from worry to joy, but Murong Ying smiled sweetly, "I never said that, but it doesn't make sense to you right now, let's study it later. The problem now is that you are too weak, and you are too weak to match my ideal. Husband-in-law, the difference is too far."
"Can I ask first, what does your ideal husband-in-law look like?"
Li Fan suddenly felt a little uneasy.
"First of all, he must be better than me, a master who stands upright."
Murong Ying said flatly, "And you must be handsome and unrestrained, have a heart for the world, be generous and benevolent, and be famous all over the world. Well, it's just such a few simple conditions."
"Is it that simple?"
Li Fan was about to collapse, "You call this simple? Eldest sister, there is something wrong with your world view, okay?"
"I'm at most two years older than you."
Murong Ying frowned and looked at Li Fan, "It's inappropriate to call me elder sister, call me lady."
"I don't bark, awkward!"
What age is it, my lady! You think you are Bai Suzhen! Li Fan was very awkward and didn't want to call.
"No, you are already my fiance, you must call me that."
This time, it was Murong Ying's turn to persist.
"I'll go, can I not be your fiance?"
"Announce the engagement?"
Murong Ying thought for a while, "It's not impossible, but the father-in-law and mother-in-law accepted the betrothal gift from our Murong family. If the marriage contract is to be dissolved, the betrothal gift must be returned."
"Return the bride price, are they going to marry their son!"
Li Fan slapped his chest, "Isn't it just a dowry? How much is it? I'll give it to you from my part-time job!"
"Not much, a total of one hundred catties of gold was collected."
"Lady, what do you want to eat tonight, I'll make it for you!"
Li Fan asked enthusiastically.
"No, men should stay away from the kitchen."
Murong Ying is rigid in this regard, "Leave the cooking to Tie Zhu. She is quite good at cooking. Apart from being good at martial arts, she is also a national super chef."
"Miss, if you praise her again, she will blush."
Tie Zhu lowered his head and acted coquettishly, Li Fan almost peed in fright. My God, how can I stay in this family in the future!
"Grandpa, what would you like to eat tonight?"
"I don't want to eat anything, I want to sleep quickly."
Li Fan was so dizzy that he just wanted to go to bed quickly, maybe everything would go back to normal when he woke up, that would be great!
"Oh, by the way, your previous bed was too soft, which is not good for your muscles and bones. I changed it to a new bed for you."
When Li Fan followed Tie Zhu's guidance and returned to the door of his room, Murong Ying gave another instruction.
"Thank you!"
Li Fanxin said, this Murongying is a little bit, at least she knows how to be considerate. But when he opened the door and saw a two-finger-wide rope hanging in the room, he was in a bad mood.
Is it the way I open the door? Li Fan seriously questioned his own life! This woman, does she think she is a little dragon girl? Even if she is a little dragon girl, I am not!
Li Fan originally wanted to protest, but thinking of the exorbitant price of dowry from his family, he still held back his anger. Forget it, this place is no longer my home, as the saying goes, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Isn't it just sleeping on a rope? How can I say that I have absorbed my internal energy for ten years, so it shouldn't be difficult, right?
Li Fan sat on the rope carefully, but fell down from the other side of the rope.
fuck it! Fiction is full of lies! It's okay for me to sleep on the ground at the head office!
As soon as Li Fan was lying on the ground, a burst of electric current hit his body. His bones were almost shattered by the electricity, and he spit out a mouthful of black smoke.
"By the way, I put direct current on your ground. Once every ten minutes, your slippers are insulated, but if you sleep on the ground..."
Murong Ying's voice came from outside the door.
devil! Definitely a devil! Li Fan is about to cry, can this day pass! There is only one small table in the room, and there is no way to lie on it. Li Fan had no choice but to continue trying to sleep on the rope. At the beginning, everything went wrong, and he fell dozens of somersaults. Li Fan's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. But then he slowly found the trick, and Li Fan found that when he breathed out from his dantian, his body became much lighter. After his constant attempts, he finally managed to lie down on the rope in the second half of the night. Anyway, I finally fell asleep. But Li Fan has a lot of things on his mind. Will he really want to live with this Murong Ying in the future... In other words, since they are a prospective husband and wife, why can't they share the same bed!
Just when Li Fan was filled with righteous indignation, Tie Zhu's voice came from outside the door.
"Grandpa, if you are not used to sleeping with a rope, you can squeeze with him. Anyway, he is considered to be a dowry maid, so I have already made mental preparations..."
"No no no! Thank you for your kindness! I slept well!"
Li Fan suddenly felt that the rope was extremely cute, and being so frightened by Tie Zhu, he didn't want to think about anything else, but fell asleep soundly afterwards. Living with beautiful women... Maybe it's not bad.
But the reality is always cruel, Li Fan was kicked off the rope by Murong Ying as soon as the sky turned white.
"Heroine, what are you doing again?"
Li Fan felt like his nerves were about to collapse.
Murong Ying was standing in front of her, her hair was a little wet, and it still smelled like shampoo. Did this girl just take a shower... Li Fan subconsciously glanced at his upper body, don't tell me, his fiancée is quite promising.
"Another random look, gouged out your eyes."
Murong Ying's words woke up Li Fan completely.
"There are still two hours before class starts. You have an hour and a half to go to school. Let's go."
"If you don't take a good car, why should I go to school? Do you think I look sick?"
"As my fiancé, you are too weak."
Murong Ying said very bluntly, "I must train you from today! As your wife, I naturally have this obligation!"
"Then, as my wife, you still have the obligation to share the same bed!"
Li Fan immediately grasped the point, "Why didn't you fulfill your obligations, you!"
"I can fulfill it."
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying agreed!
"Would you like to try it?"