216 Extraordinary Express

216 Extraordinary Express

"Extraordinary Express?"

Yin Xiaoru frowned, looking at the three teenagers sitting in front, her eyebrows were slightly raised.

"I'm looking for the Guan Family Escort Bureau, not some extraordinary courier! Besides, I don't send couriers, you guys are looking for the wrong person!"

After saying that, Yin Xiaoru wanted to get up and leave. But Li Fan laughed and added.

"My friend, since you are looking for the Guan Family Escort, you are right. The person sitting next to me is the only descendant of the Guan Family Escort, Guan Wenbao."

"..."

Yin Xiaoru stopped, and turned her head to look at Guan Wenbao again. With a red complexion, thick eyebrows and big eyes, he does look like a family member. I came here to make an appointment with him today to bet on a dart. But things seem to be beyond her expectation, what the hell is Extraordinary Express!

"If you want to bet on darts, you are looking for the right person."

Li Fan strongly recommended himself, "My skills are not too different from this one, and Extraordinary Express is well-known. If you ask us to be a dart, you won't alarm people who shouldn't be alarmed, or leak information that shouldn't be leaked."

"No, I don't trust you."

Yin Xiaoru said directly.

"Miss Yin, if you have other choices, why don't you choose those famous bodyguard agencies, but choose the Guan family bodyguard agency that has been in decline for some time, and has long since disappeared from the Jianghu?"

Li Fan played tricks, Siyan, who was sitting quietly beside him listening to music, took off his earphones, straightened his glasses, and said to Yin Xiaoru.

"If I'm not wrong, Miss Yin, you can't find other escorts, right? Then let me guess, what's the reason why you don't find other escorts? Or, the things you want to transport are not available. The problem, either, is that there is something wrong with who you are as a person. But either way, you have to choose us, right?"

"..."

Yin Xiaoru was speechless for a while, this little four-eyed man is so scheming!

He figured out all his worries!

"Miss Yin, actually, you don't have to worry too much."

Li Fan fiddled with his fingers, and the old god said on the ground, "The relevant Wenbao is here, and what the Guan family should have, we will also have it. Your escort this time, we will definitely complete it for you. And this time We will not disclose the task to any party. As for the price, the listed price is good, we don’t want a penny more. If the task fails, you will take my head. What do you think of this condition?”

"Tch, what use is your head if I want it!"

Yin Xiaoru curled her lips, "Useless chips!"

"Then what do you want?"

Yin Xiaoru glanced at the three of them, "If the mission fails, I want all three of you to be my subordinates!"

"Okay, but there are more than three of us, there is one more, can we count together?"

Li Fan asked with a smile.

Yin Xiaoru sized them up a bit, looking at the majestic Li Fan, the tall and mighty Guan Wenbao, and the scheming little four eyes, thinking that this other person might not be inferior to their masters!

"Okay, okay, that's all very well, but where's the fourth person?"

Yin Xiaoru looked around, but Li Fan clapped his hands, "No, he's here."

Yin Xiaoru turned her head and saw a man wearing a plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and black canvas shoes walking over.

As the man walked, he held his buttocks and said with a painful face.

"Damn it, big brother, I should have known that I wouldn't eat so much hot pot in the morning... I'm so pissed by this...**** almost exploded."

Yin Xiaoru's heart trembled heavily, this, this is the fourth person?

"If you can't eat spicy food, don't eat so much!"

Li Fan complained, "I don't have any self-control!"

"Theoretically, diarrhea won't make your anus explode."

Little Four Eyes pushed his glasses, and said solemnly, "But there is still a possibility of rectal prolapse. If you don't control your diet, you have to withdraw from this mission."

"Hey, don't, my lords, can't I be wrong!"

Huang Lei hurriedly said, "I invite you this meal, I invite you...fuck you, look at this curry, it's as jb as the one I made just now!"

Yin Xiaoru has already vomited.

"Fuck you, uncle! Can you speak! If you don't, sit down!"

Li Fan yelled and cursed angrily, "Look at our honored customer, Ms. Yin, you are so angry, you are so angry!"

While retching, Yin Xiaoru said to herself, "My aunt vomited so disgustingly!"

"..."

Guan Wenbao didn't say a word, but silently took out a box of Xieliding from his pocket, and pushed it in front of Huang Lei.

"Oh, Laoguan still hurts me."

Huang Lei took two pills, "But why do you still have this thing on your body?"

"Often in the rivers and lakes, the medicine is naturally prepared."

Guan Wenbao said calmly, "I still have Yuting, do you want two?"

"Get out! You are not serious! Let the Guan family discredit you!"

"You misunderstood, I just like to prepare a little of any medicine."

Guan Wenbao can be called a mobile medicine jar, and a pocket wrapped around his waist is filled with various pills.

"Hey, Laoguan, do you have Viagra?"

Li Fan looked at Guan Wenbao with a smirk.

"what is that?"

"Theoretically, it's Viagra, used to strengthen the yang."

Bai Linluo explained beside him.

"Oh, no."

Guan Wenbao shook his head, but took out a black thing from his pocket, "But there is an old dog whip, and the effect is not bad. Do you want to try it, benefactor?"

"Forget it... you put that thing away..."

"Yes, benefactor."

"you……"

Yin Xiaoru looked at the four people whose painting style changed suddenly, with cold sweat on his face, "I... I'd better change to another bodyguard agency..."

"Miss Yin, our extraordinary express is really your best choice and your only choice."

Li Fan said, "If you are worried, you can choose to bet with us."

"This can be, but I still don't trust you."

Yin Xiaoru rolled her eyes, "I want to test your strength first."

"Ha, joke!"

Huang Lei looked at Yin Xiaoru with disdain, "Who is my elder brother? He is a master of martial arts! My elder brother is usually low-key, and he is very angry."

"Oh? How powerful is it?"

"My elder brother took off his pants and farted, he can knock down the plane!"

"piss off!"

Li Fan kicked Huang Lei hard under the table. Can't this guy have a mouth guard?

"Enough... I don't want to listen to you guys... Enough is enough..."

Yin Xiaoru rubbed her temples, "If you want me to be a dart with you, just pass my test first."