Chapter 2577: Complaint Master
Lu Zheng always had people reporting news to the emperor.
At this moment, the emperor had just finished talking to the court officials about Princess Nanlin. When he heard that Lu Zheng's people had arrived, he asked the court officials to leave.
He slowly unfolded the letter and started reading.
The more he read, the funnier he found it.
Lu Zheng's report did not hide anything for Lin, and wrote down all the conversations between the mother and daughter. Bai Yi, in particular, had a good memory. Although not word for word, the content was exactly the same.
After reading it, the emperor complained to the eunuch Fu beside him: "The mother and daughter of Lin and Lu Ni are really ugly but have beautiful dreams! Don't say that I am not taking a concubine now. Even if I want to take a concubine, it will never be Lu Ni's turn! Don't you think so, old Fuzi?"
Eunuch Fu agreed.
The emperor continued, "She doesn't think about it. She can't get married at the age of 20. The young men outside don't like her. How can I like her? Even if they think I like beauty, they should find a real beauty! Tsk tsk, as expected, the people of the Lin family can't be viewed with the thinking of ordinary people."
Eunuch Fu didn't respond.
The Lin family fell, but it's not something that he, a eunuch, can talk about casually.
The most important thing for eunuchs is not to talk nonsense, just to do things for the master.
And the emperor just complained casually, and he didn't need to say anything.
He has been with the emperor for so many years, really since he was a child. He is a young eunuch selected by the Empress Dowager. After so many years, how can he not understand the emperor?
Don't look at the emperor when he is serious and has the majesty of an emperor. In private, he is a complainer.
Except for the Grand Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager, no one else, as long as they are recognized by Eunuch Fu and remembered by the Emperor, can escape the fate of being complained about by the Emperor in private.
For example, the Emperor complained about the old man of the Gu family: "Old Fuzi, look at my uncle, don't you think he is fair and upright, and he teaches the younger generation well? He looks like a perfect person. Cut, no! My uncle is very partial, especially to the eldest son of Gu. If I say a few words to the eldest son of Gu, the uncle will smile and look like nothing happened, but he will always complain about me when chatting with the grandmother! And the second son of Gu, if I make the second son of Gu very tired, the uncle will also run to the grandmother to complain about me. Anyway, whoever of their Gu family is used by me, what awaits me is the nagging of the grandmother."
For example, the Emperor complained about the old lady of the Gu family: "Old Fuzi, don't you think that the emperor is actually My aunt should be the daughter of my great-grandmother. Sometimes when I see my aunt's fake smile, I can think of my great-grandmother more than ten years ago. Could it be that my aunt is the princess of the Great Zhou and my uncle is the prince consort of the Great Zhou?"
For example, the emperor's complaints about the sisters of the Gu family are: "It's too much. All the young talents of my Great Zhou have been deceived by these kids. In literature, there is Huo Junhao, my little prodigy; in martial arts, there is Peng Ze, my great general; in literature and martial arts, there are Xue Er and Lu Er, my personal guards and errand boys. They were all deceived by me, leaving no one to be my son-in-law."
For example, the emperor's complaints about his own daughters are: "These girls are too stupid and have poor vision. Are they my biological children?"