Chapter 220 Become a STAFF From Today

"Name?"

"Sophora poems."

"age?"

"Seventeen."

"Very young."

In the office some years ago, the 'little cat' sitting opposite looked at Huai Shi.

To be precise, it was a middle-aged man in a stuffed doll. The stuffed doll had not been washed for an unknown period of time and was dirty, and the user showed no sign of caring about it. He sat inside and smoked a cigarette. A hand came out of the kitten's mouth to flick the cigarette ashes.

Then, curls of smoke came out from under the kitten's eyes.

Oh my god, am I going to become an immortal...

Since he arrived at this place, he was brought directly into this office with his badge and accepted an interview with the manager who looked exactly like the 'Kitten' on the sign of Kitten Paradise.

Huai Shi looked at the stained table.

I looked at the light bulbs covered with cobwebs above my head and the pile of fast food garbage in the corner. I couldn't help but hold my breath amidst the faint smell of sweat.

I always feel like this crappy amusement park is going to close down!

Is there really a future for working here?

I really don't understand what this mission is all about.

Xiaomao studied Huaishi for a long time and suddenly said: "Why are you so young and so confused about applying for a job?"

"Ah?" Huai Shi was stunned.

He heard that the people in Yingzhou were very perverted and had to ask a lot of tricky questions during the interview. He had prepared many answers along the way, but he didn't expect such a sentence to come out to him.

He can't pick it up.

"Well, I don't care."

Mao Mao was smoking a cigarette, and then stretched out his hand from his mouth to flick the cigarette ashes, like an old salted fish: "According to the results of discussions with those guys, we will not reject anyone who comes to apply for a job with a badge, so you are sure Don’t worry that we won’t admit you...anyway, everyone works for love and dreams, so even if you get injured at work, we won’t be responsible.”

Hey, did you say something particularly unscrupulous?

"Wearing a thick doll while working on a hot day is commonplace. Even if you faint from the heat, you can't take it off, otherwise it will scare the children. Eighteen hours of high-intensity work a day and having to deal with the difficulties of arrogant customers. You are less than 30 years old and suffer from occupational diseases, but you still have to smile even when you cry to fulfill the wishes of customers. This is the awesome job of STAFF, kid!"

No, you are just taking advantage of poor ordinary employees!

"But you are lucky and don't have to work so hard."

Kitty stubbed out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, and threw over a tattered form: "That little guy from Hirata occasionally sends a lot of fish over. There should be nothing wrong with the people they recommend. Besides, I think you have it." He is full of rage and murderous intent, and he seems to be very capable, so you can choose a place by yourself."

"Well……"

Huai Shi looked down at several strange job positions, confused: "The sky is thundering and the mountains are crashing? A huge world? A deep pit in the center of the earth... What kind of job is this?"

"Don't you know?"

Mao Mao's tone became helpless, "Ah, according to you outsiders, it should be called an Easter match.

Outsiders recklessly mess around without following the rules, and then they are beaten up by local gangs. Those who are not dead are all sent here to watch our performance, um, yes, your performance. "

"Then what?" Huai Shi asked, "I play the piano and perform a show, and then everyone spends the day happily?"

"That's it...it's weird!"

"The mission of tourists is to eat, drink and have fun." Mao Mao explained with a sneer: "Anyone who can visit all the items in our amusement park within today is considered to be qualified to return to the competition. You can let them go out and continue to cause trouble. If you die here, there is nothing you can do about it and you will be completely withdrawn.

"Then my job..." Huai Shi had a bad premonition.

"Didn't I make it clear enough, kid?"

There was clearly a hint of malice behind Mao Mao's eye holes: "No matter what position you work in, what methods you use, or what ghost show you perform, kill all the tourists in your venue. The faster, the better, and the more miserable it is." The better, the more the merrier…

This is your job. The better your performance, the higher your salary and the more opportunities for promotion. Did I explain it clearly enough? "

"Well……"

Huai Shi asked the last question, "What if I get killed?"

"Then your qualification is to be accepted by tourists."

The kitten shrugged, then raised the puppet's cat paw and patted the table. He came closer and said in a big brother's tone: "Well, since you accepted the badge I sent out, you can count me as a recruited employee. , Don’t say that senior won’t take you. While those little cousins ​​haven’t taken up all the good places, choose the best place for me and let me take a look..."

He lowered his head and studied the map on the form, suddenly stretched out his hand, and said, "This is it. This is the best place. There are more than a dozen old employees who can be assigned to you."

"Evil spirit... castle?"

Huai Shi read out the meaning of the numbers on the map word by word, raised his head and asked, "Does that mean... I want to run a haunted house?"

"right."

The kitten was satisfied with his understanding, pointed at him and said: "You have a house of horrors!"

"..."

I don't know why, but I always feel like he said something extraordinary.

Even the Book of Destiny felt the terrifying aura in those words and trembled subtly.

"Don't you like this title?"

Mao Mao glanced at him doubtfully, "Well, I'll give you another one...to run such a weird and scary place, let's call you the Mysterious Place..."

"etc!"

The Book of Destiny trembled even more, and Huai Shi quickly raised his hand: "Change another one."

"This won't work, that won't work either. You're such a difficult guy to deal with. Now that you've officially joined the job, I'll call you a full-time senior..."

"Brother, please stop messing with me, okay?"

"The wife..."

"It doesn't matter what you add, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Ah, I thought you were married to Hirata's family, but now it seems like you are a traitor?"

"Please don't put me in the role of a scumbag without permission? Also, you are getting more and more excessive!"

"Alright alright."

The kitten scratched his chin and sighed helplessly: "Since you don't want to, I won't meddle in your own business."

As he said that, he turned his head and looked at the 'eldest brother' beside Huai Shi who had been ignored by his younger brother and him for a long time, and said casually, "As for you..."

As he spoke, he paused and suddenly raised his head.

Looking at the original photo, Mao Mao took a breath and seemed shocked: "I haven't met anyone with such talent in many years!"

"Um?"

Yuan Zhao was stunned for a moment, but soon, his eyebrows slowly raised.

He knew that his raw talent was so earth-shattering that even the monster opposite him who didn't know what it was was shocked.

The cat looked at him carefully and said seriously: "I see that you must be very experienced in using long weapons, right?"

"That's right! A little cold light arrives first, and then the gun comes out like a dragon, you know?!"

"so smart?"

The kitten was overjoyed: "If you are fast, how about your strength?"

"You know how powerful it is, right?" Yuan Zhao raised his thumb and pointed at his nose: "That's me you're talking about!"

Next to him, Huai Shi, who always felt that there was a ghost, couldn't help but shake his head: After being praised by the kitten, the little ghost almost floated to the sky... I really thought that such a bloodless and tearless capitalist would have a daughter to marry. You?

"Young people are so good. Your achievements in the future will be limitless!"

With that said, the cat picked up a shovel, put it into Yuan Zhao's hand, and said sincerely: "Looking at your young age and your diligent hands and feet, please stay and shovel the cat litter for me."

"What?"

Yuan Zhao was stunned with a shovel in his hand.

"I'm sorry to say it. I've been suffering from dysentery for the past two days, so I used too much cat litter..." The cat pointed to the hill outside the window where countless mosquitoes and flies were rising and falling, "Did you see that little dirt bag?" That is, your job is to shovel it before sunset...come on, you can do it."

He said, waving his hand.

The original photo indoors suddenly disappeared, and the next moment, he screamed and fell from the sky outside, falling into the cat litter...

"It's miserable."

Huai Shi couldn't help but shrink back, feeling sympathy for the brat from the bottom of his heart.

But Mao Mao had already sat on the chair, lit a cigarette happily, threw a sign into Huai Shi's arms, waved and shouted: "Next!"

The door was pushed open and the applicant waiting outside walked in.

But this time, without the favor of the Hirata family, Mao Mao's tone became impatient: "What is your last name, where do you come from, and what kind of job do you do?"

Before the visitor could reply, he heard Huai Shi's surprised voice: "Why is it you!"

"I still want to ask..."

The girl carrying the knife raised her eyes to look at him, and the corners of her eyes twitched: "It's just that now it seems that we are competitors, Legend-chan."

Huai Shi just smiled, picked up the badge and waved it to her: "Then you have to work hard, dear Amber."

The young man pushed open the door and walked straight away.

Time waits for me.

There was still an hour before the official opening of the park at eight o'clock. He had to hurry up to familiarize himself with the working environment and his new subordinates. No matter what the task was, it seemed that unless the performance was up to standard, the next step would be far away. …

When she thought that her next opponent would be a contestant like herself, Huaishi geared up and became excited.

.

Ten minutes later, Huaishi was desperate.

Before he came, he was still wondering, with the name of his "evil spirit castle", were there any zombies in it?

There really is...

On the edge of the decadent amusement park, in a dilapidated old castle, dust is everywhere, and traces of fighting and fighting can be seen everywhere. The dark atmosphere spreads everywhere, and when the cold wind blows, the tattered wooden door emits bursts of sound. A sharp, ear-piercing sound.

It looks weird and depressing.

However, the lounge at the top of the castle was filled with the smell of salted fish.

I got up, read a chapter first, and then carried the dog to give it a bath...