Chapter 176 It Is Impossible to Lose Weight

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"Brother Da Fei, what did the story just tell us? I really want to lose weight, Brother Da Fei!" But the chubby man looked at Li Fei with a serious face. Li Fei looked at the longing eyes of the little fat pier, and said with emotion: "That is, lose weight! Isn't this a death penalty for yourself! Besides, do you think you can really lose weight? Even if you lose weight Come down, do you think you can impress people? People are ugly, not minus

Fat can solve it. "

"You should eat, you should drink, why do you want to suffer! Besides, some people have that kind of physique, they will get fat if they drink cold water!"

Listening to Li Fei's words, Xiao Pangdun fell into deep thought, his eyes changed from enlightenment to doubts, and his face straightened after a long time. Finally, he straightened his face as if he had figured out something, and said decisively: "It is impossible to lose weight. , It’s impossible to lose weight in this life!” The next group of people also drank soup, and Li Fei ate meat by himself, and the rest couldn’t even drink soup. Eating by himself, Li Fei is somewhat embarrassed, and it’s not sitting in the restaurant. After all, everyone knows each other, and Li Fei is very shy.

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"Well, let me tell you another story."

"Enn!"

A group of people sat around excitedly.

"Scary story!" Li Fei laughed.

"I just like to listen to exciting things!"

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

...

Seeing this group of guys being so active, Li Fei was a little speechless. Probably these people had never heard the story. After all, they, as the core future of a sect, were either practicing or on their way to practice!

You just have to eat and eat!

Thinking of this, he shrugged and spoke. "Once upon a time, there was a newlywed couple. The husband believed in the superstition of the witches in the village and killed his young lady on the wedding day. On that day, his clothes were soaked in the blood of the young lady. No matter how he washed it, he couldn't wash it. drop. When he puts on the newly bought clothes, he again in the same position

He was stained red with blood for the first time, and he couldn't wash it off no matter what. "So, he went to ask the witch, and the witch said that his wife's injustice was too heavy to be reincarnated. Only after he completely wiped off the blood stains, would his wife be reincarnated. He wanted his life, because his wife was wearing a big red robe when she died, she was a ghost,

The witch had no choice but to let him ask for blessings. The husband knelt down and begged the witch for help. The witch said: "It's dark, please close your eyes." Then he insulted that ghost loudly. "

"Close your eyes, won't the female ghost get close to me?" the husband said.

"No, you can gain courage by closing your eyes, and if you curse loudly, you will die with more dignity." The witch said.

"The husband smashed the witch's stall in a rage, and finally returned home helplessly. In the past few days, he has used well water, spring water, river water, and even the 'snow water from the Tianshan Mountains' that he bought at a huge price. It didn't help, the blood was still on his shirt."

Little Fatty glanced at us in horror, and continued: "On the day my wife was on her seventh day, sure enough, she was wearing a red dress, and she floated out of the ground with disheveled hair."

The husband was so frightened that he immediately fell to his knees and dared not look at his wife.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't listen to other people's instigation, I am not as good as a beast! Please forgive me!"

The female ghost said in a creepy trembling voice: "You hurt me~ It's so hard, I can't give birth and I will haunt you all my life, be careful under your bed, don't close your eyes when you take a bath, because, I will woo~"

A gust of cool wind blew the man so frightened that he peed his pants. He shouted loudly, "I've tried many methods, but I just can't wash it off! Don't blame me."

Li Fei continued to imitate the female ghost with vibrato, which made all the monks get goosebumps!

Although they are immortal cultivators, the theory of ghosts and gods is still unknown. As for Yuanying ghosts and the like, they are also things they have cultivated, not those unknown objects in the dark at all, let alone understand what reincarnation is!

Maybe reincarnation doesn't exist? At least the most powerful true immortal of the human race is unknown! Otherwise, it is impossible for him to die. If something is reincarnated, wouldn't it be fine to just reincarnate?

"You~you!~ You bastard, do you know why you can't wash off the blood on my body?"

"I am a beast! I deserve to die! But, please tell me the way! I will help you reincarnate!" The man was so frightened that he knocked his head, and the blood on his forehead was all over his face, but he Not daring to raise his head, he still kowtowed violently.

The female ghost gave a strange laugh: "Do you know why you can't wash it off? It's because you didn't use XX brand washing powder."

Li Fei continued: "Then the female ghost took out a bag of hardcover XX brand washing powder from the bag on her shoulder. She washed it by hand, took off the man's clothes, took out a basin of water, and applied the Diao brand washing powder on it. Just wash off all the blood stains! It's over."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this. You look at me and I look at you, staring at each other!

Originally, they were angry at their husbands, pitiful to the female ghost, and then fearful. As a result, Li Fei suddenly ended up with a short circuit in his brain.

"XX brand washing powder? What the hell is that?" Ya'er asked with a puzzled expression.

"It's just dried with spicy laundry detergent~" Li Fei said.

"Hmm..." Although she nodded, she knew a ghost in her heart!

"And then?" The little fat pier leaned forward and asked actively.

"Then the female ghost went to reincarnate, and the man and the witch lived a happy and shameless life." Li Fei said.

"oh."

Seeing everyone's half-understanding look, Li Fei also murmured in his heart.

"XX brand laundry detergent, it's too stained, it's not white..."

After he finished complaining about himself, Li Fei started a big Duo Shuo again. After a long time, he finally ate most of the meat in the pot, and the rest of Li Fei suffered. He specially gave Song Wuzhuang and Ya'er some extra meat, and asked them to put it away for future breakthroughs. The reason for giving it to them was also It's very simple, just now they took out some spirit treasures to exchange with themselves, although

Although it is broken, Li Fei is not a guy who likes to deceive people!

Ahem, at least I won't cheat my younger brothers.

After eating and drinking enough, everyone sat cross-legged and began to refine and devour the beef, and soon someone broke through again! Surprised by everyone, they began to crazily refine the beef in their bodies.