Chapter 880: Anger Transfer Method
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An Lin stared at the sound transmission note in his hand in a daze.
This is... it's dead again!
No, Chang'e is always like this, and it's impossible to communicate.
Even with Su Qianyun's plug-in, the pause and gap in communication will make the two unhappy.
"Su Su, do you have any solution to Chang'e's literary disease?" An Lin No. 2 asked.
A soft and sticky voice sounded: "Well, the reason why Sister Chang'e is like this is mostly because she has something in her heart, or she encounters obstacles in her practice, she is upset, or she is depressed and sensitive in life."
"To solve this problem, either help her or divert her attention."
An Lin heard that helping her solve the problem was too difficult, but diverting her attention was simple! With his personal charm and language art, can he do this?
As long as she makes one of her emotions increase and covers another emotion, isn't it enough?
He continued to use the Qi to trigger the sound transmission note. This time he waited and waited, but it didn't connect.
An Lin: "..."
I've already pulled out my sword, but you don't answer it?
An Lin didn't give up and continued to try to call Chang'e's Qi.
Finally, after his efforts, the sound transmission note was finally connected.
"Ruo Fengxi? Bu Mi!" the woman said.
An Lin's mouth twitched, and he ignored Chang'e's nonsense and said to himself: "Fairy Chang'e, I brought you a very interesting thing from the Evil Spirit Beast Prison!"
"Alas, spring is fading..." the woman sighed.
This sentence, An Lin finally understood a little, is it still not working? It is said that curiosity is the strongest desire of human beings, why doesn't it work for Chang'e? !
He gritted his teeth and said: "I heard someone is calling you an idiot!"
There was a moment of silence in the sound transmission note.
Chang'e: "Who?"
An Lin took a deep breath: "Idiot!"
Chang'e: "..."
An Lin: "..."
"Gulp..." An Lin couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
He was determined. Since curiosity couldn't divert Chang'e's attention, anger would do the trick! No matter how sad you are, when someone mocks you, you will want to beat him up instead of continuing to be sad.
For example, if someone posts in Moments that they lost money in stock trading today, or that they broke up, you only need to post a comment like "hahahahahahahahahaha".
They will definitely come out of that sad state, while you silently bear all the sins and evils. Although you are cursed, you are doing great compassion. This is greatness!
The hospital bed is white and soft, the air conditioner is cool, and the WiFi is still smooth, so there is nothing to worry about.
Sure enough, a fairy with a stunning face and wearing a moon-white silk skirt appeared in front of him, her jade face was frosty, and she raised her white and delicate palm.
An Lin's pupils shrank: "Wait, I just..."
"Pah!"
"Boom!"
The earth shook violently, the power of the moonlight was surging, and the impact of energy pressed the ten-mile laurel tree to bend.
An Lin was slapped to the ground, and a circular pit was smashed on his body.
"Are you itching for a fight? Can't you just talk nicely?" Chang'e's skirt fluttered, and her voice was as cold as if a basin of cold water was poured on her head.
An Lin felt a tightness in his heart, and he complained in his heart, it was obviously you who didn't talk nicely first!
He touched his flushed face, it was hot, and a familiar feeling rose in his heart.
Dongfang Mengjie's slap seemed to be so simple and rough...
An Lin stood up with difficulty, and immediately straightened his posture and said: "I'm sorry, I was offended by my previous words, please forgive me, Fairy Chang'e, I came here to ask you to help refine a magic pill."
Chang'e wanted to get angry, but after hearing about the magic pill, her expression finally changed slightly: "You want me to refine a magic pill? What type of pill do you want to refine? Who is it for?"
An Lin was so excited in his heart, he finally understood what Chang'e said!
"I eat it myself, so I'm not picky. I'll take whatever magic pill is cheap and easy to make."
He knew that most of the magic pills, just the medicinal materials, were in short supply, and the prices fluctuated greatly. He even had to find the medicinal materials himself.
It took decades or even hundreds of years from commissioning to making the pills to making them. An Lin couldn't wait that long, so of course he would do it as simply as possible.
Chang'e raised her eyebrows slightly, and was a little speechless: "Young people nowadays, are they so casual about eating magic pills?"
An Lin smiled and said: "This way you can save worry, and I can save worry too, and everyone is happy."
Chang'e pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "There are three kinds of magic pills. I have collected more complete materials for refining, but there is only one that meets your requirements."
"Okay, then I'll take it!" An Lin snapped his fingers.
"Listen to me first." Chang'e interrupted, "This magic pill is a little special."
"Why is it special?" An Lin was stunned.
Chang'e's white sleeves danced in the air, and a pill with colorful divine light appeared in the air. When people saw it, they wanted to eat it.
Then, the changes happened again. The divine light released by the pill condensed and formed a colorful dress in the air. It danced with the wind, like a dream, beautiful and gorgeous.
"This..." An Lin opened his mouth and stared blankly at the dress in the sky.
Chang'e said: "This pill is called the Seven-Colored Divine Dao Pill. It can enhance the power of the five elements and yin and yang attributes of the user at the same time. However, after taking the pill, the user will have a colorful dress for ten years due to the power of the pill..."
"Colorful dress? Is this what you said... meets the requirements?" An Lin widened his eyes, looking shocked.
Chang'e smiled sweetly: "The medicinal power is vast but not explosive, the attributes are powerful, and it matches your divine body. Except for a little special symptoms, it is actually very compatible."
An Lin covered his chest and resisted the urge to spit blood: "Your little special thing is to force me to wear women's clothes! Wear women's clothes for ten years! And such coquettish women's clothes, am I shameless! Do you think I am a pervert?!"
Chang'e pouted: "You don't even dare to wear women's clothes, and you still say you love to cultivate immortals?"
The corners of An Lin's mouth twitched.
"Okay, okay..." Seeing An Lin's tangled and aggrieved face, Chang'e finally said slowly with some satisfaction, "Actually, there is still a solution."
"As long as I prepare an extra fusion pill for you to take, and digest and absorb the power of the pill, it will be fine, but you have to pay another one million spirit stones."
"Okay, okay, as long as you don't wear women's clothes!" An Lin breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, it's always good to keep his integrity. "Then it's settled, let's refine the Seven-Colored Divine Dao Pill!"
Chang'e nodded and said, "Okay, most of the materials have been found, but some materials still need to be found specifically, and the deposit is 100 million spirit stones."
An Lin: "..."