Chapter 524: Jumo Island (Thirty)
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"Aha!" Feng Bujue shouted, "I understand!"
Everyone looked over at the sound and found that Brother Jue was squatting on the other side of the altar. They didn't know what he saw.
"Come here without delay." Feng Bujue said loudly again.
Uncle Feichai and the others didn't find any valuable clues in these five minutes. Hearing what Brother Jue said, they gathered without hesitation.
Soon, the four stood behind him.
"I found two obvious clues..." Feng Bujue pointed to a protruding stone slab in front of him and said, "Look carefully, there are two patterns here,"
While he was speaking, he had stretched out his right hand and gently stroked the stone slab with his palm.
At this moment, the originally gray stone emitted a little light, making some orange light patterns emerge, forming two miniature murals.
"The pattern on the left is quite obvious." Feng Bujue pointed at the light pattern and explained, "Look, it shows a group of people peeing on the altar and giving the middle finger."
"Really..." ``Tetsube was sweating, "What's going on..."
"This is probably asking us to desecrate the altar." Feng Bujue replied, "The specific form should not be limited to the content in the picture. Anyway, just use some relatively bad means to anger the god and make him show up."
"It sounds like your specialty..." Honghu said.
"Yes, I am very good at this... But don't rush to make a decision, because there is a second plan." Feng Bujue said, and moved his hand to the pattern on the right side, "This one is a bit abstract, it took me some time to understand it..." He explained, "Look... this one sitting on the altar. At first glance, it looks like an anemone, but it actually refers to a woman, to be precise - a girl."
"Then... is it asking us to find a girl as a sacrifice?" Tianma Xingkong continued.
"Correct." Feng Bujue nodded in response, and at the same time, he retracted his hand and stood up.
"It's really too dirty! This obscene god, let me smash it with the iron fist of justice!" Tianma Xingkong said with a solemn vow.
"It is necessary to kill him, after all, the mission requires us to do so, but..." Feng Bujue paused and swept a meaningful look at everyone, "How to summon him. But you can choose..."
"The way of summoning may affect the difficulty of the boss battle..." Honghu speculated.
"I think so too." Feichai uncle said, "But... there are no female players in our team, I'm afraid we can only choose the first one..."
He stopped talking here, because at this moment. He felt a burning gaze.
"Brother Feng... what do you want to do..." Feichai uncle became inexplicably nervous.
Jue brother stared at Feichai uncle, his eyes like a pervert. The tone was also: "Brother Chai. Do you still remember... the spell seal that Lesend gave you?"
After his reminder, everyone remembered.
"Yes, there is also this trick!" Honghu continued.
Tetsube read: "Is it the ability to disguise..."
And Tianma Xingkong did not express any opinion, he just looked at Uncle Fei Chai with a smile on his face.
"You should stop it..." Uncle Fei Chai replied expressionlessly.
"You also said that when there is no other way, you can 'only' choose the first summoning method." Feng Bujue put on a serious look again. "This shows that summoning the boss by desecrating the altar is really a bad idea..." He paused and said again. "But at the moment... we are not without a solution, right?"
"I would rather make the boss battle more difficult..." Uncle Fei Chai replied, "I will be responsible for any losses."
"As a professional player... you should put the team first..." Feng Bujue stepped forward and patted Uncle Fei Chai on the shoulder, and read it earnestly.
"Your expectant dirty eyes betray you once again..." Waste Uncle took the opportunity to push Brother Jue's hand away.
"Well then..." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Since you are so averse to the exciting thing of pretending to be a girl..." As he spoke, he had already stepped forward and stepped onto the altar, "We can only use the first method."
"What are you doing... Are you going to do a striptease?" Atobe said with empty eyes, "If so, please be sure to say hello so that I can dig my eyes out in advance."
"Ah... Forget it, let's just be a girl." Waste Uncle sighed and walked onto the altar, "Go down, go down..." He pushed Brother Jue, who took advantage of the force and jumped back to the ground.
"Oh! The feminine version of Waste Uncle... I'm suddenly looking forward to it." Atobe immediately became energetic and said with wide eyes.
"Humph... A bunch of wretched guys..." Honghu adjusted his glasses and snorted coldly.
"Yulong, your hands that are shaking with excitement have betrayed you." Tianma Xingkong stood behind Honghu and complained.
"Seiya, your eyes that are as big as copper bells have also betrayed you..." Feng Bujue turned around and complained about Xiao Ma Ge.
"In fact, he is usually like this..." Atobe gestured on his face with both hands, "He has always been like this with thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
Buzz——
Just when these guys were talking nonsense, Uncle Wastewood had already put his hand on his shoulder and activated the talisman.
Suddenly, a white light flashed, and what appeared in front of the players was...
(After careful consideration, I decided to omit this description)
"Uh uh..." The four players turned around almost at the same second and vomited on the ground behind them.
"Is it really a pitfall..." Uncle Wastewood's voice did not change at all when he said this, "Fortunately there is no mirror, I don't want to end up like you."
"Actually...actually there is such a thing..." Feng Bujue showed an unprecedented solemn expression, "This sky-breaking...no, dimension-breaking appearance...is really...um..."
Tianma Xingkong panted in panic: "Damn...As a hero, it is wrong to judge people by appearance, but uh uh..."
"It is because you wretched guys raised the expectations that I also...ah..." Honghu's vomit almost sprayed directly from the esophagus to the ground.
"This has nothing to do with expectations!" Jibe yelled during the vomiting, "Even Feng Bujue vomited!"
"Hey! What are you talking about..." Feng Bujue replied, "Do I represent the bottom line of humanity?"
"Ha... You deserve it." Feichai Uncle laughed, "Okay. The mission time is limited, stop making trouble, and prepare to fight the boss." He said, slowly sat down, and then lay on the altar, "Next, I just need to lie down, right?"
"Uh..." When the four heard the word "lie down", some images flashed in their minds. Although they didn't look at Feichai Uncle, they couldn't help but vomit again.
"Oh hahahaha..." Suddenly, a hearty laugh came.
The voice was magnetic, deep, and distant.
Along with the laughter, all the light stones in the entire hall burst into strong light. The light was so bright that the players couldn't open their eyes. Only the useless uncle wearing sunglasses saw the appearance of Vokel clearly... He saw a space-time rift suddenly opened above the altar, and a figure slowly descended from it.
Vokel was an elf man with pointed ears. He was dressed in a light green robe, fast boots, a hood on his shoulders, and a banjo on his back, just like a troubadour. And his appearance. It can be described as "beautiful", his eyebrows are like paintings. He is majestic like a mountain. His gestures. He has the softness and elegance of a woman, but also the strength and coldness of a man.
It must be said that he and the useless uncle lying on the altar at this moment formed a "extreme" contrast...
After a few seconds, the light around them dimmed, and the other four players opened their eyes and looked back. At this time. The space-time rift had disappeared, leaving only Vokel's figure suspended in the air.
The first line of this boss after his appearance was this...
"Hehe... believers, very good. You have sent me another lovely girl, I can't wait to play a song for her~ Hehe... Come, let me see your face, dear... Ah!!!"
The magnetic, deep, and distant voice shouted a scream that can only be heard when a chicken is killed.
"Ah-ah!" Vokel really couldn't believe his eyes. When his eyes instinctively moved away, he couldn't help but look again, so he screamed twice in succession.
"What kind of reaction is this..." Atobe looked at the boss with sympathetic eyes and said.
Feng Bujue continued: "This is... Every time I look at it, it feels like my balls have been kicked..."
"You, you, you..." Wokol didn't know what to say. Before he successfully organized a complete sentence, he couldn't help it...
The next second, Wokol fell from mid-air, ran to the corner of the wall, and began to vomit while holding the wall...
"Take advantage of now!" Feng Bujue took out a kitchen knife and gave an order.
"Oh!" Jibu, Honghu and Tianma Xingkong responded in unison and rushed forward.
The four took advantage of the fact that the god's body and mind were in a semi-collapsed state... and killed the boss with a fierce attack.
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Five minutes later...
"Ah... It seems to have changed back." Uncle Waste said.
The four people who had their backs to him turned their heads one after another after hearing this.
"God..." Atobe wiped his sweat, "Fortunately, the time limit of this 'disguise' is not long."
At this time, they had naturally completed the previous main task [Use the altar in the sacrificial hall within fifteen minutes to summon and defeat the wandering god Vokel], and the system prompt had already sounded, but the next task had not yet been refreshed.
"Huh..." Feng Bujue also sighed, "This is really the easiest boss I have ever killed..."
"By the way... you were a little too cruel just now..." Tianma Xingkong glanced at the broken body in the corner and said, "Are you chopping him as stuffing? If it weren't for the system protection, even a few of us would have been injured by you."
"You are right... I really chopped him as stuffing." Feng Bujue's answer is always so unexpected, "Now... the rations are in place."
"You feel uncomfortable if you don't eat human flesh..." Atobe continued.
"Ah?" Feng Bujue turned his head with a scoundrel look on his face, raised an arm and pointed at Vokel's body, saying, "Is this a human? This is obviously a god, okay? Even if you take a step back, this is also an elf."
"It feels weird to eat an elf..." Atobe replied.
"Tch... eating pigs and chickens, doesn't it feel weird to you?" Feng Bujue said, "You feel compassion when you see a humanoid creature? Are you worthy of being turned into shit all those years ago? Are you a living creature? If you can, eat mushrooms for the rest of your life.”
"Why mushrooms... Even if you want to be vegetarian, there are many choices..." Atobe thought.
"Yes, if you add cucumbers, eggplants, carrots, etc., it will be even more perfect." Feng Bujue added with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't go too far..." Atobe seemed to have heard the metaphor of this sentence, and continued with a look of displeasure, "Your obscene words and deeds with double traps are completely worthy of being reported! "
"Anyway, I have to eat this time. You would rather starve. It's your freedom." Feng Bujue didn't bother to discuss it with them anymore. He turned around and walked towards Walker's body, "Next The mission may be coming soon, I need to hurry up and bake some cooked meat so that I can eat some and save some."
"So crazy..." Looking at Brother Jue's back, Uncle Good-for-nothing muttered.
"Human face and beast heart..." Tianma Xingkong continued.
"It's extremely vicious..." Hong Hu also said.
The three of them were talking as they followed Feng Bujue...
"Hey! Did you still follow him after all?" Atobe was scorned by these people, but after he finished complaining, he quickly showed a hesitant look.
Finally... prompted by his increasingly obvious hunger, he also joined...
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After a while, the fragrant aroma filled the hall.
The overflowing meat juices dripped from the pieces of meat and poured on the fire, making a sizzling sound.
"Well...the branches of these Trees of Mockery are indeed resistant to burning. Just two or three branches overlapped together can maintain such a fire for a long time." Feng Bujue chatted with his teammates without saying a word.
At this time, Brother Jue was holding his kitchen knife horizontally, using the knife surface as an iron plate to grill a piece of meat cut from the ribs.
"I know you want to lighten the atmosphere, but I think... it's better for everyone to remain silent at this moment..." Honghu continued, and he also used an arrow at this moment (Honghu has several physical arrows in his bag, which are... A consumable item similar to Special Bullets) wearing a quick neck meat while roasting.
"Haha... Are you still struggling with the matter now?" Feng Bujue's tone sounded like an old bustard, "From the moment you sit around here picking meat, you should have realized it..." He shrugged He shrugged, "Ah...but I can understand you...everything is like this. It's easy to go from one to two, but it's as difficult as climbing to the sky from zero to one."
"Your drug lord-like tone, coupled with the eyes that force girls into prostitution... are really helpful." Honghu said another irony to ridicule Brother Jue.
In fact, his mentality is quite good...
Uncle Good-for-nothing, Tianma Xingkong and Jibu really didn’t want to say a word.
Just as the atmosphere of incomparable curiosity intensified, the system prompt came [The main mission has been updated]
[Within one hour, pass through the corridor behind the altar and arrive at the Crystal Mystery. 】(To be continued...)