Chapter 989 Reversal of Judgment (Part 1)

Everyone in the courtroom followed the sound and turned their heads to look at the figure at the door.

It was a thin man wearing a long purple suit with an evil smile on his lips.

"Feng Bujue?" When Gui Xiao saw Brother Jue, he almost blurted out his name.

It doesn't matter if you don't say it. Once you say it... the court will explode.

"What? Is he just crazy?"

"That legendary crazy guy?"

"It's strange... I heard that he has four heads and his eyes can shoot out death rays."

"Nonsense! I heard people say that Kuangbujue is the sworn brother who is the leader of all demons. He can change in seventy-two ways, with a rough face and a thunderous mouth..."

"Don't talk nonsense, Kuaibujue is obviously a fair-faced boy, extremely handsome, and he is an orc from the head down..."

Obviously, Brother Jue's reputation in the script world has reached the point where everyone knows it. All the NPCs from various planets in the main universe in the hearing room have heard of his name. It's just that... there seems to be some problem with the channels through which they obtain information. What they get is basically the content that has been passed on and passed on again and again and again... so much so that they have various varying degrees of weird misunderstandings about Brother Jue.

However, there is still some core content in the information about Brother Jue... that has not been distorted in people's praise.

Therefore, all the 2, NPCs present have a basic consensus, that is - Crazy Bujue is a despicable, insidious, and extremely difficult guy who has created countless legends.

Pang pong pong——

"Quiet!" A few seconds later, the clerk banged his gavel, silencing the noisy crowd.

Soon, the court became quiet again.

The black-robed judge also spoke at this time: "Crazy, how dare you break in during the court session? Do you know what should be done if you despise the Court of Truth..."

"I was just a little anxious when I entered the door and accidentally broke the door." Brother Jue interrupted the other party's words as he walked forward. "At most, it's considered vandalism. Does it have anything to do with contempt of court?" As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows, tilted his mouth, and pointed at the destroyed door behind him, "What's more... this broken door. It was in a state of disrepair and was in disrepair; rather than destroying public property, it’s more that the door’s service life was exhausted during my normal use.”

"Presumptuous!" Faced with this naked sophistry, the secretary suddenly became angry. As if the county magistrate had taken over, he yelled out two words that were almost impossible to appear in a "court" but were frequently used in a "court", and raised his gavel again and struck it hard.

Pong - click...

unexpectedly. Due to the excessive force, the gavel broke when the blow was struck.

"Look, there are tatters everywhere. The hardware facilities of your court are not maintained...can you blame me?" Feng Bujue made more sense now, "Then the clerk banged the gavel. Are you in contempt of court?"

"You..." The secretary's anger rose again, but he had nothing to knock on. He just hit the table with his fist and was afraid of destroying the lecture chair in front of him, so he could only stare at Brother Jue.

"Okay~Okay~" Two seconds later. The black-robed judge lowered his head and said to the clerk, "Poker, please calm down and pay attention to the impact."

His calm words. The secretary, whose voice was like thunder and powerful, was actually frightened.

"Yes... I'm sorry... Your Honor." The clerk, known as Pork, turned back respectfully, "I lost my temper..."

"Forget it." The judge waved his hand, which was covered by his black robe, and picked up the gavel in front of him (there was another gavel on the bench, and this one was naturally for the judge's use). "Anyway..."

pong——

As he spoke, the judge raised his gavel lightly and struck it on the wooden gavel pad on the table.

Instantly. An invisible energy bloomed, shocking everyone in the court.

"I see...the judge uses spiritual abilities..." In less than half a second, Gui Xiao analyzed the judge's main ability system from this gavel.

The judge was completely unaware of this. He just looked at Brother Jue and continued: "Crazy, I won't pursue the matter of breaking the door... But you suddenly broke into this court and interrupted the trial, what else did you say? 'Objection'...what does it mean?"

"Isn't it obvious what I mean?" When Brother Jue said this, he had already walked to the side of the defendant's dock, raised his arm, pointed at Gui Xiao and said, "I am preventing my client from pleading guilty."

"Huh?" After hearing this, the judge hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you Tuntian Guixiao's defense lawyer?"

"Yes." Feng Bujue gave an affirmative answer without changing his expression.

"Hey..." Gui Xiao looked at Brother Jue with empty eyes and said, "Who wants you to defend me?"

Feng Bujue completely ignored Gui Xiao's question, faced the judge, and continued: "Your Honor, the Court of Truth allows defendants to entrust their own lawyers to defend themselves, right?"

"That's right." The judge replied in a deep voice, "But... the lawyer entrusted by the defendant must be qualified to practice law." He paused, "Crazy, let me declare in advance, you can't even think of using yourself as a lawyer." The identity of a traveler from another world was obscured..." He tapped his finger on the table and continued, "The lawyer's qualifications I am talking about must be the relevant certificate issued by the legal government of a legal territory in the main universe. "

"Hmph..." At this time, the brown-skinned prosecutor stood up and sneered at Brother Jue, "Feng Bujue, if you can't prove your lawyer qualifications, you are also in contempt of court!"

"Oh?" Brother Jue turned around and looked at the prosecutor, "Who the hell are you, you shit-faced birdman?"

"Shit-faced... birdman?" The prosecutor had never heard of such a word in his life, "Asshole! I am the famous and powerful... Biff Murray, known as the 'undefeated prosecutor'! How dare you call me a shit-faced birdman?"

"Shit-faced birdman, shit-faced birdman! Shit-faced birdman——" After listening to the other party's self-introduction, Feng Bujue repeated this title three times in front of the other party, and his tone was gradually rising.

Biff was so angry that he was shaking, but he couldn't argue with the scoundrel in front of him. He could only complain to the judge like a bullied child: "Your Honor! I protest! He insulted me!"

"The protest is valid." The judge responded, looking at Brother Jue and said, "Feng Bujue. Please pay attention to your words."

"Okay." Feng Bujue nodded to the judge, then turned around and walked to Biff, "I'm sorry, Prosecutor Biff, I shouldn't call you a shit-faced birdman. Although this word more appropriately describes your overall appearance in the eyes of us earthlings, calling you like this... seems to be immoral. I will never call you a shit-faced birdman again, at least I won't call you a shit-faced birdman in court, as for whether to call you a shit-faced birdman in private, or accidentally mentioning a shit-faced birdman to others when you are not present..."

"Stop it, bastard!"

When Biff heard the three words "I'm sorry". The thought that "this Feng Bujue seems to be quite polite" flashed through his mind; but then, the other party used that word to curse him five times in a whole paragraph, and there was no intention of stopping, which made Biff furious.

"Feng Bujue, if you mention that word again, I will accuse you of contempt of court." The judge gave a final warning.

"OK~OK~" Feng Bujue shrugged and walked towards the bench.

"What are you going to do?" Poker stood up immediately with vigilance.

"Relax, Mr. Clerk." Feng Bujue leisurely took something out of his bag, "I'm just showing you something." He said. He had already handed a paper document to Poker, "Please show it to the judge."

After handing over the document, Brother Jue walked back and looked at Shit Face... Oh no... at Biff with a provocative look. "My certificate... is issued by Zhuan Jie Zun himself - 'Book World Lawyer Qualification Certificate'. Brother Zun's reasoning club is undoubtedly the 'legal territory' in the main universe; and he himself... is the 'legal government' there." At this point, he licked his lips and made a face at Biff. "My lawyer qualification, which some people questioned... should not be a problem now, right?"

"Well... there is no problem with the certification documents." The judge quickly finished reading the documents, "Crazy..." He thought for a while. He changed his words and said, "Defense lawyer, this court recognizes that you are qualified to defend Tuntian Gui Xiao."

"I said..." Gui Xiao had now rested his elbows on the table of the defendant's bench, holding his cheeks, and put on an impatient expression, "Is anyone listening to me? I said I would plead guilty... and I don't want that guy to defend me..."

"Defense lawyer, you heard it, your client refuses to let you defend him." The judge looked at Brother Jue and said.

"I object." Feng Bujue replied.

"Hey... you can object to this?" Gui Xiao was shocked when he heard it.

"Yeah... defense lawyer, what are you objecting to?" The judge also felt very annoyed.

"The defendant is a minor, and matters related to defense should be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense." Feng Bujue replied.

"Well..." The judge thought about it, "I see..." He paused for half a second, "Then, who is the defendant's legal representative?"

"It's me." Feng Bujue didn't even think about it, and patted his chest and admitted it.

"What is your relationship with the defendant?" The judge asked again.

"I'm his godfather." Feng Bujue gave a very bad answer without thinking.

"You fart!" Gui Xiao turned around and cursed.

After hearing this, Jue Ge continued to ignore Gui Xiao and looked at the judge and said: "Your Honor, I farted."

"Uh..." The judge said, "So what..."

"Nothing, since my client mentioned it, I'll say it out and share it with everyone." Feng Bujue replied.

"Oh..." The judge responded and was silent for three seconds, "Defense lawyer... please don't mention this kind of thing that is irrelevant to this case."

"Okay." Brother Jue nodded and replied.

In three sentences, Feng Bujue used the double meaning of the word "fart" and the translation problem of the game to cover up the matter...

"So..." The judge continued, "Defense lawyer, legal representative... are you going to defend the defendant's innocence now?"

"Yes." Feng Bujue replied, "and..." He turned to the jury, "I hope the jury can ignore all the defendant's testimony."

"Well, this court allows your request." The judge immediately replied.

"Hey! This is all right!" Gui Xiao obviously didn't understand the law very well, and he didn't understand the law in the Truth Court. His surprise was understandable.

"Okay..." At this time, Feng Bujue finally came to the defendant's seat, lowered his voice and whispered to Gui Xiao, "If you want to get away, just stand there and watch me perform."

"Tsk..." Gui Xiao was not very grateful, and he also lowered his voice and replied, "Not to mention that we are now in a competition, it should be a life-and-death situation; even if I am willing to cooperate with you to deal with these NPCs, don't you think... it would be more efficient for us to use force directly?"

"If you and I join forces, we can indeed wash this place with blood." Feng Bujue replied, "But that is meaningless..." He controlled his voice to be lighter, "The Court of Truth is a relatively special 'Four Pillars', 'it' does not have an independent concrete entity like other pillars; the Court of Truth is a concept, a will... It is not something that can be destroyed by force."

"Oh?" Gui Xiao continued, "Then what are you going to do? Talk 'it' to death?"

"Humph..." Brother Jue smiled but said nothing. (To be continued..)