Chapter 3207 Iron-Boned Mr. Niu
"I don't mind, I don't mind, I'm not rude, I, I, I, I think that under the circumstances at that time, you were already very gentle, really!"
Li Yao heard Zhang Daniu crying in a sharp and sharp voice, "Don't kill me, please don't kill me, I don't know anything, and I don't want to know at all, I was forced, really, I am very honest and obedient, please don't kill me!"
"Relax, Mr. Zhang."
The hunter let out a deep laugh, "If we want to kill you, we can do it in the community, you are not like an 'awakened', a fireball can burn you clean, just like a Just like countless mysterious spontaneous combustion incidents, there is no need to bother to invite you here, is there?"
"It seems, hehe, it seems to be the same."
Zhang Daniu gasped for breath, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and said in a trembling voice, "Don't call me 'Mr. ' or 'A Niu' will do!"
"This is inappropriate."
The hunter said indifferently, "Although we haven't figured out what kind of weird secrets are hidden in your body, you are inexplicably in the center of the vortex. We must give you the necessary respect, or I will call you the same as that college student. For 'Mr. Niu', Mr. Niu, your heartbeat and blood flow are too fast, and the secretion of adrenaline is also abnormal—you are in a state of extreme panic, as if you are very afraid of us?"
"No, no, I know that you are all members of the Ark Foundation. You are all very just and kind people. You will never kill innocent people indiscriminately!"
Zhang Daniu stammered, "You guys, you didn't come to kill me, that is, you came to protect me? I, I understand, those killings against the creators of the fantasy world were all done by the 'Apocalypse Organization' Yes, you are not the same as them, are you?"
"oh?"
Li Yao seemed to see the hunter raised his eyebrows slightly, and a half-smile appeared on his face, "Mr. Niu, do you even know the 'Apocalypse Organization'?"
"Yes, I've seen the news reports."
Zhang Daniu said quickly, "They are responsible for the shooting at the T3 game exhibition, and the death of Gilson, the author of "Blood and Sand" and Yoshihiro Takaya, the author of "Forced Hunter", are all related to them! They are the Ruthless, inhuman, evil superpowers, and your Ark Foundation is a good person who specializes in opposing them, protecting creators of fantasy worlds like me, it must be so, right?"
"Your erudition is astonishing."
The hunter asked noncommittally, "Where did you know so much about the 'Ark Foundation' and the 'Apocalypse Organization'? Did that college student tell you?"
"Let's open every nine, he told me 10%."
Zhang Daniu said, "The other 90% are deduced by myself with my superior wisdom and meticulous logical thinking."
"Really excellent logical deduction ability, so—"
The hunter laughed, "You are not afraid now, are you?"
"Of course, of course I'm not afraid!"
Zhang Daniu breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "Since you are really good people of the Ark Foundation, it will be easy. I, I have admired the Ark Foundation for a long time. Really, I am speaking from the bottom of my heart. I believe you will definitely It won't hurt me, even these two days there is a voice echoing in my head repeatedly, telling me 'eliminate the tyranny of the apocalypse, the world belongs to the ark', to be honest, I, I see you, just like seeing a relative , you look very much like my second uncle, really, of course the hair color is different, I won’t lie about this, but other places, the eyes, no, the nose and mouth, are really exactly the same, I often went to my second uncle when I was young Picking red bayberry from the mountain at home to eat, he treats me better, better than my own father treats me, I'm not lying to you, if I tell half a lie, I will be struck by lightning!"
boom! Click!
Between the sky and the earth, there was a thunderstorm, as if ten thousand lightning dragons roared towards the Fortune Building, and then guided by the lightning rod, they circled the building and led into the ground.
Even Li Yao's earphones made a "squeaky" interfering sound, which almost didn't deafen his ears.
Li Yao took off his earphones, spat, and cleaned his bleeding ears.
When I put on the earphones again, I heard the hunter's deep and cold laughter again.
"I appreciate your logical deduction ability, and I am very honored for your kindness. However, there is a small misunderstanding here. I am afraid that you have made a mistake."
The hunter said unhurriedly, "We are not from the Ark Foundation, on the contrary, we are from the 'Apocalypse Organization'."
"……ha?"
Zhang Daniu was stunned for a while, and said, "Yeah, I know you are from the Tianqi organization. Didn't I just say it all? Even in my sleep, there is a voice that keeps telling me 'Eliminate the tyranny of the Ark, the world belongs to the apocalypse', including the shooting at the T3 game exhibition and the death of the authors of "Blood and Sand" and "Forcing Colony Hunter", all of which are done by the Ark Foundation Yes, and then planted the blame on our Apocalypse organization, these bastards are really insidious and cunning, despicable and shameless, it is tolerable, what can't be tolerated!"
"you……"
The hunter was also silent for half a minute. It seemed that he rarely encountered a breed like Zhang Daniu. After thinking for a long time, he said, "You are wrong again, the shooting at the T3 game exhibition, the death of the author of "Blood and Sand" and "Forced Hunter" , It was indeed done by our Apocalypse organization."
"...Ah, right, let me just say, this, this, actually, it's nothing!"
Zhang Daniu said, "The bloody and violent game "Star Ring World" has taught many children badly. It should have been banned a long time ago. Now the game producer himself died in a shooting case. This, This can be regarded as the cycle of heavenly law, so it's your own fault!
"As for "Blood and Sand", it is also a work that kills people's heads and is extremely bad in nature. The author seems to deliberately tease the readers. Whichever character is popular and liked by others, he will cut off his head in the next one. Well, now that the author is dead, readers don't have to suffer this kind of torture at last, how refreshing!
"Not to mention "Forcing Colonial Hunters", which has been drawn intermittently for more than 20 years and has not been finished. It is always closed when it is windy and rainy. The author would rather go out to play mahjong than draw a few more pages. Countless readers wanted to send razor blades to the author's home. Fortunately, our Tianqi organization took the first step to eliminate harm for the people, otherwise I would have wanted to kill the author, sincerely!
"But, hunter, no, Uncle Smith, look at me carefully, my calf is innocent, I am different from those people, my works are full of positive, passionate, loving motherland, very positive energy Things, my protagonist doesn’t even have a mistress! And I’m updated and diligent, and I never make readers unhappy. Besides, my novels don’t have the influence of "Star Ring World" at all, even if they teach bad children, they can at most be One or two, the community police station will deal with me, you have such a big superpower organization, there is no reason to attack an unknown person like me, this, this, this is unreasonable!"
"Don't get excited, Teacher Niu."
The hunter couldn't get used to Zhang Daniu's way of speaking, and of course Li Yao, who was hiding under the overpass and listening, couldn't stand it either. He raised his voice slightly, and there was a bit of tranquility in the sound waves, "I said, if you want to kill If you say it, I will do it on the spot. The reason why you are invited here is to communicate with each other and reach a deeper level of cooperation in a more gentle and gentle way, don't you want that?"
"Hope, of course I hope!"
Zhang Daniu swallowed his saliva, "You are gentle, you are gentle, everyone is gentle, what can't you say well, Uncle Smith, as long as you don't kill me, I know everything, and I can say everything!"
"Don't call me 'Uncle Smith', call me 'Hunter'!"
The hunter suddenly raised his voice, and was a little affected by Zhang Daniu. He himself was taken aback for a moment, and then recovered his calm and indifferent tone, and said, "First of all, let's talk about that college student. That's enough, at least you are a 'deeply aware person'. By the way, you fainted from fright at the time, and you didn't know this.
"The problem is that before meeting us, he snatched you from the people of the Ark Foundation, so he is not from the Ark, so who is he and what force does he belong to?
"No, no, don't tell me superficial information. Of course I know that he is a senior graduate of Jiangnan University of Technology. His name is Li Yao, who happens to have the same name as the protagonist in your novel—but the information shows that Don't ask any questions, tell me some secret, unknown, and most critical information, believe me, your frankness will make both of us very happy."
"I'm honest, I'm frank, I confess!"
Zhang Daniu panted heavily, as if he was recalling his short day's experience with Li Yao, and then said in a sharp voice, "I, I remembered, he does have an unknown, deeply hidden secret. Secret, he is a very dangerous guy!"
"oh?"
The hunter said, "How do you say?"
"His psychology is very distorted, and he has the habit of disguising himself as a woman, which is the legendary 'fake mother'."
Zhang Daniu said, "So, you must be careful of those women who look very masculine, maybe they are pretending to be him!"
hunter:"……"
Li Yao: "..."
Li Yao looked around, otherwise the storm was too strong and if there were no taxis around, he really wanted to take a taxi and just leave!
"We, we're not interested in his private life or yours."
The hunter gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and said with some difficulty, "What we want to know is what happened to him or you, things beyond common sense, or as you say, 'superpowers'."