Chapter 225 0224 [Pirate Flower! 】
At this time, Ghost Seven stepped forward and told Rossini about Shi Zhijian's plan to buy a big boat.
Rossini's eyeballs rolled around, not knowing what he was thinking.
Shi Zhijian didn't like this kind of place. He wanted to make a quick decision, so he took out a handkerchief and wiped his nose, "Mr. Luo, make an offer. If that big ship is really suitable, I'll buy it even if it's a waste of money!"
When Shi Zhijian said these words, he actually felt a little guilty, because he had limited funds, if Rossini really opened his mouth like a lion, he might really sell his iron out.
Rossini laughed, "Cheer up! I like people like you! Let's go, let's see the boat first!"
Under the leadership of Rossini, Shi Zhijian was surrounded by a group of pirates and walked towards the mountain stream, and soon came to a beach area. Looking around, he saw a huge pirate ship moored by the coast.
"That's the one, do you want to go up and have a look?" Rossini asked Shi Zhijian squinting.
Shi Zhijian looked at Ghost Seven.
The middleman of Guilao Seven did a good job, "Of course you have to look at the shopping! Ah Jian, come on, let's go up!"
Shi Zhijian and Guilaoqi boarded the boat to inspect it. The boat was really big and strong, and most importantly, it was clean. With a little decoration, a "Haililao Flagship Store" could be established while maintaining the pirate style.
"This boat is very good!" Shi Zhijian turned his head and wiped his nose with a handkerchief and began to negotiate with Rossini, "How much do you want?"
Rossini didn't speak, just squinted his eyes and took out a piece of rolling paper from his arms, and poured out some homemade tobacco leaves from the small leather pocket on the side, licked it with his mouth, rolled the tobacco leaves with the rolling paper, and became A cigarette, now in his mouth.
A pirate next to him stepped forward and took out a match respectfully to help him light his cigarette.
Rossini took a sharp drag on his cigarette, exhaling a puff of smoke that punctured his nose.
Shi Zhijian involuntarily picked up the handkerchief and wiped his nose again.
Suddenly, "Grandma Pu! You surnamed Shi, do you look down on me?"
Shi Zhijian was taken aback.
Ghost Seven was also frightened by Rossini's sudden voice.
"Mr. Luo, what do you mean?" Shi Zhijian asked in surprise.
"You're still pretending! Am I stinky? It smells bad? You wiped it with a handkerchief, and your nose almost exploded!"
"Huh?" Shi Zhijian looked at the handkerchief he was holding.
Gui Lao hurriedly said: "Choose, I forgot to tell you, Boss Luo has a temper, and he doesn't like others to despise him! Why are you wiping your nose?"
Shi Zhijian was almost speechless, what kind of ghost rule is this?
"Ahem, Mr. Luo, what misunderstanding may you have? Why would I dislike you for having body odor? I am too envious! I think you are manly, especially now that you are smoking a cigarette, and you have a faint smell all over your body. The smell of tobacco is very good!"
"How easy is it to listen to the Dharma?" Rossini felt that Shi Zhijian was arguing for his life. He is not the kind of three-year-old who can be coaxed with a few words.
Shi Zhijian was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Rossini to break the casserole and ask the end.
"Yeah, what does our Boss Luo smell so good?" Several minions also booed, seeing that Shi Zhijian looked a little handsome, they were a little jealous.
Ghost Seven looked at Shi Zhijian: "Ajian, why do you like listening to the Dharma, just say a few more words!"
Shi Zhijian wasn't nervous or afraid, just calm and composed, "Hey, you forced me to do this! Mr. Luo, what I said wasn't very good, how about singing it?"
After finishing speaking, Shi Zhijian looked at Rossini and sang with a good mood: "I miss your smile, I miss your coat, I miss your sharp hooks, and the smell on your body. I miss your messy hairstyle, and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers , the smell of pirates in my memory!"
Shi Zhijian sang softly, and looked at Rossini like water, as if Rossini at this moment was a handsome guy, a handsome man, a great hero admired by others.
Rossini was terrified by Shi Zhijian's look, goosebumps all over his body, and even 360 million hairs stood on end.
Guilaoqi and those gangsters look at me and I look at you, looking at each other, this is not a joke, can this be sung?
but--
How nice!
As pirates, as rough people, these guys usually have no entertainment and cultural life except bickering and cursing the three-character scriptures. Where have they heard such advanced lyrical songs.
Shi Zhijian's gag-like performance actually made these rough guys feel an inexplicable sense of pleasure.
"You, uh, sang very well! Is the person in the lyrics me?" Rossini took a puff of a cigarette between his hands with some distrust, and put on a very hanging pose.
"Of course it's you. I just sang out of feelings." Shi Zhijian said very sincerely.
Rossini's vanity was fully satisfied, "Don't praise too much, I also have a little bit of masculinity! Also, many women also like this kind of masculinity in me," sniffed, "And my faint smell of tobacco!"
Shi Zhijian breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to hit the snake with a stick, "Then Mr. Luo, please make a price for this boat!"
Rossini glanced at the pirate ship, hooked his arm, and just when Shi Zhijian thought he was going to call for a price——
"Eat first!" Rossini raised the iron hook and patted Shi Zhijian's back vigorously, with a smile on his face, "I like you! Not to mention you are as handsome as me, but you are also so talented. A song Sing casually, I'll fuck you up! It's just that the lyrics are soft and don't feel very strong. When you drink and eat meat later, you can change another song for me, it should be more aphrodisiac!"
...
at dusk.
Bonfires lit deep in Lantau Island.
Shi Zhijian once fantasized about what kind of dinner a pirate's dinner would be.
However, when he saw a wild boar sizzling on the bonfire, and a group of pirates next to him holding a wine jar to drink and fart, and seven or eight women with disheveled hair dancing ghostly dances that Shi Zhijian could not understand, Shi Zhijian understood that he The imagination is weak.
"Why, do you like those girls? If you like them, you can fuck them at any time! I guarantee that they will not resist, but will be very happy!" Pirate leader Rossini said to Shi Zhijian with a bad breath, showing his big gold teeth.
Shi Zhijian glanced at those women, all of them were big-bodied, with hungry eyes, and hurriedly gave way, "Let's leave such a beauty to the brothers here!"
Rossini patted Shi Zhijian with an iron hook: "You are so humble, I like you!"
Shi Zhijian hurriedly clasped his hands together: "Mr. Luo, you are welcome, why don't we talk about it..."
Rossini interrupted Shi Zhijian, "I told you, I like you very much! Mr. Shi, I knew you were young and promising at first glance. I am a few years older than you, and I will take advantage of you. I will be your big brother once! You are my real brother! My brother can say anything, don’t say you want to buy my big boat, even if you say you want to marry my daughter, I will agree to you!”
"Mr. Shi, our Boss Luo's daughter is a flower of a pirate, the future female pirate king, she is so beautiful, you can't even find it with a lantern!"
"That's right, Mr. Shi, you are such a handsome guy, our Boss Luo usually has a very high vision, and no one can look down on him!"
"The two of you are so handsome!"
Everyone praised fiercely, making Shi Zhijian dumbfounded, what the hell is this Rossini's daughter?
"It's just right, my daughter stayed at home these few days and didn't go to rob the house. If she is allowed to come out to meet Mr. Shi!" Rossini looked very straightforward.
Just as Shi Zhijian was about to refuse, Guilao Qi, who was sitting next to him, gnawed on pork ribs and nudged him with his elbow: "See you, she's very pretty!"
Uh, even Guilao Qi said that, so could it be said that this woman is the best? !