Chapter 289 Tips for Seducing Girls
After Yu Miao thought clearly, she cleared her throat and said shamelessly: "Brother Bing, to be honest, you are actually kind to me... to me..."
Xiao Bing looked at Yu Miao and asked, "What did I do to you?"
"Well, she's still a little distant from me."
"Oh." Xiao Bing asked, "Didn't she agree to be your girlfriend?"
"Yes, she did agree, but I don't know why, but I can feel that she still doesn't have any feelings for me now, alas!" Of course, Yu Miao couldn't say that Liu Kexin was worried about Xiao Bing. Everyone has this. Selfishly, although Xiao Bing showed that he was so infatuated with Ye Zi, Yu Miao still did not dare to let Xiao Bing know, lest it cause obstacles to her pursuit of Liu Kexin in the future.
Xiao Bing didn't know if he was happy or something, but there were always mixed emotions that were difficult to describe.
Naturally, Xiao Bing couldn't show it on the surface. He cleared his throat and asked, "Then what are you telling me to do? Just go and work hard."
"I don't know what to do. I feel that the progress is too slow." Yu Miao looked at Xiao Bing and said, "I see you coaxed my sister-in-law so well. You must be good at pursuing women. Please teach me how to do it." Sample?"
Xiao Bing quickly shook his head: "No, no, I'm doing it purely because of my good looks. I can't teach you this."
Yu Miao thought to herself, you are obviously thick-skinned. When it comes to appearance, Yu Miao is more handsome than Xiao Bing. He looks a bit like Song Joong-ki, the most popular male star in Korea now, while Xiao Bingsheng has a kind of otherworldly look about him. There is no masculinity and righteousness. In addition, Yu Miao is the second generation of rich people and the second generation of officials. Her mother is a super rich businessman and her father is Taishan Beidou in the political arena of Heilongjiang Province. With such a family background and appearance, any woman would probably be attracted by it at a glance. Be obsessed with it.
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Bing, let's talk seriously and stop joking."
Xiao Bing's expression changed: "You mean I'm joking? Am I not handsome enough? Forget it, I have nothing to say to you."
Yu Miao was counting on Xiao Bing next. How could she offend Xiao Bing? She quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Brother Bing, look at what I said wrong. If you do this, I will punish myself."
Yu Miao filled a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp. Seeing how sensible Yu Miao was, Xiao Bing naturally couldn't continue to make things difficult. However, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed when he thought that Yu Miao actually wanted to help him find a way to please Liu Kexin.
Damn, that can be considered my ex-girlfriend after all... not even an ex-girlfriend, at least a fake ex-girlfriend, right? What did you think when you asked me to help you please my ex-girlfriend?
Yu Miao filled another glass of wine, and at the same time filled Xiao Bing's glass. He raised the glass and said, "Brother Bing, let's have a good drink. I, Yu Miao, think I can be friends with you in this life." This friend is worth it.”
Xiao Bing had no choice but to drink the wine in the glass with him, then wiped his mouth and said: "Don't think that just saying a few nice words is enough. If Liu Kexin doesn't have feelings for you, there's nothing I can do about it. You really can't Do you think of me as a love saint?"
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and said: "I don't regard you as a love saint. I think that even a woman like the eldest lady of the Ye family can be attracted to you. Maybe you really have some unique charm in you."
"What is maybe? It is a must!"
"Yes, there must be. So I want to learn from you, well, learn your temperament. To put it bluntly, I want to imitate you."
Yu Miao knew that Liu Kexin liked Xiao Bing, so he naturally would not say it out loud, but he began to study countermeasures in his heart. When it came to appearance, he was no worse than Xiao Bing, and when it came to family background, he was even worse. In this way, Liu Kexin was probably If you like Xiao Bing’s character or temperament, why don’t I just learn from you how you feel about me?
Xiao Bing was stunned by what Yu Miao said, and said in surprise: "Learn from my temperament?"
"Yes." Yu Miao sighed, "I'm out of options now. Brother Bing, can you help me?"
Damn it, of course I don’t want to help you.
Xiao Bing cursed secretly in his heart, and then deliberately showed a look of embarrassment on his face, saying: "Temperament is something that cannot be explained clearly. How do you want me to help you? You want me to say that I have something What kind of temperament, in fact, even I can’t explain it myself.”
"Hey, Brother Xiao. You may think that I am very good. My family has been rich since I was a child, and my father is still an official. To put it bluntly, I am a second-generation young man who has no worries about food, drink, and the future. But I have never been in this life. What kind of real friends have I ever had? All of my friends are interest-oriented. Even if they don’t tell me, I understand that they all fawn over me and associate with me just for my identity.”
Yu Miao drank a glass of wine, and Xiao Bing drank with him. Then he picked up a skewer and listened to Yu Miao's words while eating.
"The same goes for the women around me. There are too many women who want to marry into our Yu family. I am not exaggerating to say that they can be lined up from Jiangcheng to the provincial capital. As long as I say a word, they are all willing to marry me."
Xiao Bing scolded: "Damn, you are more provocative than me."
"Oh, what's the use? They are all interested in my family's power and money, not like Brother Bing. Women like you despite your own conditions. This is true true love."
Xiao Bing touched his nose: "Damn, why do I feel so awkward hearing this?"
Yu Miao said: "I know those women don't like me, and these women are too monotonous. They do whatever I say and look at me with burning eyes anytime and anywhere. To be honest, I'm tired of it. "
Xiao Bing asked: "What about Xin?"
"Ke Xin is different from them. Each of them is eager to stick to my side every day. As long as I speak, they all stare at me lovingly and treat me like an ancestor. But Ke Xin is different. , Kexin looks very easy-going and can make friends with anyone, but she has never looked at me differently. Other women want to marry me, but she wants to reject the marriage. The other women all look at me lovingly. , she is the only one who wants me to get out as soon as possible. Other women treat me as a treasure, but she treats me as shit...Really, I have never seen a girl like Kexin, and she was fascinated by me at once."
Xiao Bing nodded, and suddenly realized: "I understand, you have a disease called not cheap and uncomfortable."
Yu Miao said doubtfully: "It's nothing if you don't see it..."
Xiao Bing said impatiently: "Oh, to put it bluntly, you are just a bitch."
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and said: "Okay, maybe it's just like what you said, I'm just cheap. But I can't help it, I can't control myself, I just can't help but fall in love with Kexin . I can make do with everything in this life, but I can’t make do with love. If I can’t marry Ke Xin, I won’t be able to rest in peace in this life.”
Xiao Bing said: "I didn't expect you to be so infatuated."
Yu Miao picked up the wine glass and said, "The same goes for Brother Bing. Let me toast you."
Xiao Bing raised his wine glass and clinked it with Yu Miao. He thought to himself, you and I are really incomparable. For example, Liu Kexin, if you really walk together with her, I really don't feel happy in my heart. , maybe this is also a disease, called a disease of excessive possessiveness.
After Yu Miao finished drinking, he drank two more glasses of Xiao Bing. At this time, Yu Miao was already a little drunk and said: "Brother Bing, if you don't want to help me, I will pester you in the future. What do you think I should do?" Bar."
Xiao Bing said helplessly: "Then tell me, how can I help you?"
"For example, can you tell me about your personality?"
"Well...I am a gentle and gentle person, I can distinguish between love and hate, I respect my parents, I unite my friends, and I am also very knowledgeable and talented..."
Yu Miao wiped the sweat from her head and said with a smile: "Brother Bing, pick two important keywords. What is the biggest difference between you and me?"
"The biggest difference... I have been a soldier, and you are a gentle and gentle second-generation son. I have always been straightforward in doing things, and my behavior is like thunder. When I encounter big troubles, I am willing to think seriously and use my brain and my fists." To deal with it, don’t mind simple violence when encountering small things.”
Yu Miao said: "I understand, it's just vulgar and violent."
"Damn it, it turns into a flaw the moment it comes into your mouth."
Yu Miao sighed and scratched her hair with some annoyance: "I have never learned Kung Fu since I was a child, and my father taught me how to behave since I was a child. I learned to be gentle and elegant like a noble man. I can't be violent even if I want to. !”
Xiao Bing said angrily: "If you keep burying me for nothing, I will go back. What is rude violence? This is an overwhelming sense of justice."
Yu Miao grabbed Xiao Bing's hand and looked at Xiao Bing pitifully: "I don't care, you must help me win Liu Kexin's heart anyway."
Xiao Bing saw how pitiful Yu Miao was. Thinking about it, although he felt helpless in his heart, it was indeed impossible for him to be with Liu Kexin. In this case, instead of letting Liu Kexin accidentally find a scum in the future, maybe the family background in front of him, A young master with good character in all aspects is a better choice. Xiao Bing sighed and said helplessly: "Why are you so difficult to deal with? Well, I will help you with this, but you Can you please let go of my hand, I'm a little numb."
"That's great." Yu Miao let go of Xiao Bing and said excitedly, "With your help, I believe it won't take long before I can win Ke Xin's heart."
Xiao Bing said: "If you want to learn from me, then we have to start from the most basic level. Well... although your sports are far worse than mine, you are still quite good in this aspect. There is no need to learn. Look, women like strong men. I will teach you a few tricks to ensure that you can get them. First, when you go on a date with him tomorrow, don’t eat Western food or anything like that. Just like looking for me, eating at a roadside stall."
Yu Miao stared and said, "How can this be done? What if it's not hygienic?"
After saying this, everyone around him looked over, especially the employees of the barbecue restaurant. Xiao Bing lowered his voice and said: "You, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute."
Yu Miao smiled bitterly and whispered: "I'm afraid that being unhygienic will be bad for Liu Kexin's health."
Xiao Bing asked: "Why aren't you afraid that I am not in good health?"
Yu Miao glared and said, "How can you compare with Liu Kexin?"
Damn it, it turns out that the reason why this kid chooses a roadside stall to treat me to dinner every time is to make me infected with bacteria early. This is a murder rival who wants to change his ways!
Seeing Xiao Bing's unkind look, Yu Miao also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and said with an apologetic smile: "I didn't mean that...Actually, men and women eat at this roadside stall for that feeling, women If so... wouldn’t it seem unsentimental?”
Xiao Bing rolled his eyes and said: "What do you know? This is called casualness. Women hate the kind of pretentious pretty boys the most. What they like most is the casual, free and easy man. Don't you want to learn from me? Then You do what I say."
Yu Miao hesitated for a moment, thinking that this was the last chance to conquer Liu Kexin, so she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I will do whatever Brother Bing says!"