Chapter 212 You Can’t Let Me Eat Well...

For some reason, True Lord Huangshan felt inexplicably moved after hearing Song Shuhang's words. Thinking back to Senior Bai's character... it seems that rushing into the universe is not impossible.

"I understand, I will prepare everything you want for you." True Lord Huangshan promised.

Finally, he warned: "By the way, don't let Doudou get on the plane with you. He has been shouting that he wants to learn to drive. If he gets on the plane, God knows what will happen! You must not give it to him. Opportunity to touch airplanes!”

"Senior Huangshan, you are worrying too much." Song Shuhang sighed and said: "Even Doudou is not willing to accompany me and Senior Bai to learn how to fly, so you should just rest easy."

Before, Doudou only gave him a piece of dog hair to save his life. Even Doudou knew what might happen if he learned to fly with Senior Bai, right?

"Is that so? It would be great if that were the case." True Lord Huangshan replied - Has Doudou really changed his temper?

In Huangshan Zhenjun's impression, Doudou was simply worried about the world being in chaos, and would definitely not be willing to do anything like learning to fly if he didn't get involved.

Could it be that after spending some time with Little Friend Shuhang, Doudou was influenced by Little Friend Shuhang and stopped causing trouble? If that's the case, it couldn't be better.

When he first raised Doudou, he just wanted Jingba to be cute and docile and not as energetic as a husky. As a result, I don’t know when Doudou suddenly became a tease. What happened in the middle? True Lord Huangshan still can’t figure it out.

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While True Lord Huangshan was thinking, a pleasant sound came from outside his cave. It was the sound prohibited by the cave talisman caused by a fellow monk coming to visit, and its function was similar to a doorbell.

True Lord Huangshan clicked on a mirror, and the mirror lit up like a computer screen, revealing the image of the entrance to the cave.

There, a beautiful fairy was smiling. As if sensing that True Lord Huangshan was looking at her, she smiled and waved her little hand: "Senior Huangshan, I'm here to play with you!"

"Hey, it's lychee. Why are you free today?" True Lord Huangshan laughed and opened the cave talisman's restrictions.

The Lychee Fairy smiled sweetly and looked harmless...

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the other side,

After finishing the call with True Lord Huangshan, Song Shuhang checked some online tips on how to protect yourself in the event of an air crash, how to use a parachute, etc.

Although there are Senior Bai's flying swords and Doudou's dog hair, they are prepared. Opportunities only come to those who are prepared!

Then he took a deep breath, tried hard to keep a cheerful smile, and went downstairs to eat.

Because he forgot to bring back the 'Kongkong Stealing Door Tangtang' when he returned home from the 'Wuzhishan Sealing Law Forbidden Area' last time, the quality of breakfast, lunch and dinner at Song Shuhang's house has been declining.

Breakfast was brought back by Senior Bai from outside, including some soy milk, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, porridge, pickles...

There are quite a few tricks.

As for why Senior Bai thought of buying breakfast?

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Senior Bai.

Senior Bai, who was paddling his tablet computer, felt something and raised his head, his cheeks bulging: "Thud, tug, tug, tug..."

There were several boxes of red bayberry beside Venerable Bai. It seemed that the senior had brought breakfast along the way.

However, aren’t seniors tired of eating bayberries yet? Then I have to say that monks have great bodies. If ordinary people eat so many bayberries, their teeth will be extremely sore. Senior Bai still ate happily.

Song Shuhang sat down, reached for a piece of white bread, and asked casually: "Senior, has Guoguo come out to have breakfast?"

"It's been in the bathroom for a long time." Senior Bai replied.

How long has it been? It looks like hemorrhoids are serious? No wonder I can't help but want to come out for surgery.

"Guoguo, let me remind you, when wiping your buttocks, you must wipe it clean, otherwise it will make the hemorrhoids more serious." Song Shuhang mentioned casually.

You will get hemorrhoids if you sit for a long time, and you will get hemorrhoids if you don't wipe your butt clean. These are common sense.

"Huh? Will this aggravate hemorrhoids?" The little monk screamed from the bathroom.

"Yes, so hygiene is very important." Song Shuhang grabbed a fried dough stick, wrapped the white bread with the fried dough stick, and then took a bite. This way of eating is his favorite.

Then he turned on the TV in the living room and clicked on a few channels to see what news there was.

After changing several channels, when he pressed the Jiangnan regional channel, the news on the screen attracted his attention.

What is playing on the TV is a talk show.

On the left is a middle-aged man wearing glasses and looking like an expert.

On the right is a beautiful female host, wearing sexy black stockings, conducting a question-and-answer interview with experts.

"Professor Liu, as an authoritative scholar of geology, we just have a question to ask you. This question has troubled many residents in the Jiangnan area." The female host smiled and said: "It's about the day of the month, in the Jiangnan area What happened to the huge subsidence that suddenly appeared near Electronic City?"

Song Shuhang's mouth froze while biting the bread. What the female host was talking about was probably Senior Bai's masterpiece, the huge pit that was created when he fell.

There is also a lot of discussion on the Internet about that big hole.

For example, someone shouted hoarsely: This is definitely not an ordinary sinkhole, because there has never been such a neat sinkhole. It is generally circular and spreads out in all directions from the center point! Compared to a subsidence, this one is obviously more like a meteor crater.

But it’s impossible to say it’s a crater. In broad daylight, no one saw any signs of meteorites falling from the sky, and there were no traces of flames burning after the meteorites hit the pit.

In short, this matter is discussed a lot in the Jiangnan area and there are different opinions.

"This problem, without a doubt, is subsidence!" Professor Liu said firmly.

Then, he started to talk about it, and started to introduce the composition of the subsidence, too much underground ore mining, too much groundwater extraction, etc., and the talk was all over the place.

The topic went on and on, and unknowingly it turned into a science lecture on "Subterranean Subsidence", then it turned into criticizing the evil of capitalists who over-exploited underground resources, and then unknowingly it turned into how to protect the environment, Everyone has a responsibility.

The professor's lecture was irritating, but the audience was confused.

The female host's mentality at this time was: Damn! Where did all this go? Let me bring the key points back to you, and then summarize them within twenty words!

But she couldn't shout out what was on her mind, and she had to act like "Professor Liu is right," and would echo her words from time to time. Hosts are also very hard sometimes.

"Okay, let's just think of it as a subsidence." Song Shuhang sighed secretly. Not only him, but many residents in the Jiangnan area also sighed like this.

Professor Liu won!

At this time, Senior Bai looked up at the TV and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this a hole I accidentally made?"

"No, Senior Bai. This is a subsidence!" Song Shuhang turned around and said seriously: "This is a subsidence caused by evil capitalists' continuous development of underground resources. As for why the subsidence looks like a crater, Professor Liu is sure I’ll explain!”

"Oh, that's it." Senior Bai nodded: "In other words, if I accidentally smash out a hole in the future, I won't have to use the 'Flat Earth Curse', right?"

"Senior Bai!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's it!"

Then he grabbed the dough sticks and sandwiched the bread again and took a hard bite.

Experts are sometimes very useful...

He took another hard bite of the dough stick sandwiched with bread.

At this moment...the bathroom door opened.

The little monk Guoguo had a serious look on his face, and then he quickly ran to Song Shuhang with his bare buttocks bare.

Song Shuhang looked confused, what was this little guy doing?

After Guoguo ran to Shuhang, she turned around, stuck out her butt and asked, "Senior Brother Shuhang, please show me quickly. Have you wiped my butt clean?"

Song Shuhang turned around and saw Guoguo's little butt and the hemorrhoids: "..."

Shuhang was immediately confused!

Are you going to let people have a good meal?

Then, when he lowered his head, he saw the fried dough stick in his hand. It was golden and looked like a big dough stick no matter how you looked at it. It’s over, I’ve lost my appetite.

"Senior Brother Shuhang?" Xiao Guoguo turned her head in confusion.

"It's very clean." Song Shuhang smiled dryly and said, "Come on, come on, wash your hands and then eat."

"Okay." The little monk pulled up his pants and rushed back to the bathroom.

Song Shuhang threw the fried dough sticks aside and ate the white bread silently. There are no fried dough sticks to accompany it, and the white bread is only slightly sweet and not easy to eat.

Soon, young monk Guoguo rushed back: "Senior Brother Shuhang, what do you want for breakfast?"

"Soy milk, fried dough sticks, bread, porridge, and pickles are all available. You can choose them yourself." Song Shuhang pointed at the table.

"Eh? Do you only eat these foods? Don't we eat 'spiritual rice balls' or 'nectar liquid'?" The young monk raised his head and looked at Song Shuhang in confusion.

Spirit rice balls, nectar liquid?

It sounds like these are things enjoyed by the elite disciples of the sect. Where can he, a small casual cultivator, get them? Song Shuhang let out a long sigh: "I don't have it here."

While speaking, he turned his head and looked at Senior Bai.

Senior Bai: "Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu..."

Then Senior Bai explained: "Well, spiritual rice is rice grown with the help of magic. It contains spiritual energy. Manna is also the juice of a spiritual plant. Monks in the tempering stage can eat these grains containing spiritual energy. Increase the energy and blood in the body and speed up your cultivation. Whenever you are free, I will help you plant two acres of land. I have planted it before, but I always miss it."

"Thank you, senior!" Song Shuhang smiled.

The young monk seemed to understand Song Shuhang's embarrassment. He clasped his hands and said the Buddha's name: "It's okay, Senior Brother Shuhang. Even if it's just an ordinary breakfast, I won't mind it."

After a pause, he asked again: "Senior Brother Shuhang, are these fried dough sticks fried in vegetable oil? Or animal fat?"

Song Shuhang burst into tears: "I don't know."

"Oh, then you can't eat it. You can't break the precepts." The little monk Guoguo grabbed the bread and ate it silently, imitating Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang's heart became so melancholy for some reason...