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Chapter 1,276 You Are Too Naive

Song Shuhang coughed lightly: "Sorry, I was distracted."

As soon as the words were spoken, Song Shuhang felt something was wrong... There was an ambiguity in the words.

"Don't be uncomfortable, Yurouzi, be confident. You are proud of your long legs! Shuhang, as a man, was fascinated by such long legs. It is normal for him to be distracted." Doudou on the side said.

Look at the sky, Doudou, does your explanation need to be so timely?

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He wanted to defend himself again, but as soon as Doudou interrupted, he felt as if yellow mud had fallen into his crotch. It was either shit or shit. No matter how he explains it next, it will always feel like quibbling.

"We are not unconfident." Yu Rouzi said with a smile. She moved her little feet: "However, this is the first time that Senior Song has stared at our legs."

"Because he had problems with aesthetics before." Doudou said: "Shuhang always thought that women's legs were not attractive. He thought that men also have legs, and women's legs are just whiter and longer, so he used to think that women's legs are not good-looking. I’ve never been able to understand his roommate’s leg control attributes.”

Song Shuhang was stunned: "Fuck, how do you know this?"

He has never mentioned this kind of thing to Doudou, right?

Doudou also has the ability to read minds?

No, he had never even thought about this in front of Doudou before.

"When we were filming a movie last time, I heard your roommate mention it while chatting. Haha, your roommate was not alert enough to a cute little Pekingese. I heard it when I was squatting next to them." Doudou said proudly. road.

"Senior Ba Song~~ Your previous thoughts were very dangerous. Fortunately, you didn't turn into someone who controlled men." Jiang Ziyan covered her mouth and chuckled, the purple light in her eyes flashing, making her look particularly bad.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Sister Ziyan, even if we are not called Senior Tyrant Song, we are still good friends."

"If you don't call me Senior Tyrant Song, do you have to read the first word twice with a trembling voice and then call it out?" Jiang Ziyan said with a bad smile.

"The first character of the holy name was pronounced twice with trembling? Is this a joke?" Yurouzi asked curiously.

Doudou: "You don't know about this, Rouzi Yu? The first word of Shuhang's holy name was pronounced with trembling, which is Ba ~ Ba Song, which is particularly interesting."

Song Shuhang said seriously: "I don't have a son like you, Doudou."

Doudou: "Huh? Fuck... Ba Song, I will fight with you!"

Doudou flew up and bit Song Shuhang's arm.

"Spread it, damn, hurry up, or I'll break your teeth by running "Steel Hand". I'll count to five. If you don't spill it, I won't be polite!" Song Shuhang shouted, shaking his arm vigorously. , but Doudou bit his arm and refused to let go. It swung up and down as Song Shuhang's arm waved...

"I see, it's a homophone for 'father'." Soft Yu narrowed her eyes and laughed.

A possibility occurred to her.

If she has the chance to be promoted to the eighth rank one day, she should choose a holy name that is homophonic to 'Mama', such as [Mama Fairy, Mark Mark Son], etc. People will take advantage of her as soon as she calls her holy name.

No, no, this is too risky and the price is too high. It's better not to do anything about this death.

Yurouzi occasionally does interesting things and makes big news.

However, before making big news, she will consider the price she may have to pay after making big news.

This is a good habit that allows her to always restrain herself and not cause too big an incident.

On the other side, Song Shuhang finally shook Doudou off his arm.

At the same time, he looked around the concert venue.

"The concert venue is already full of people. Senior Creation is really planning to start singing at four o'clock in the afternoon?" Song Shuhang said.

While he was speaking, something suddenly moved in his heart, and a bad premonition came to his mind.

He felt that Dharma King Creation might make big news.

Because many people prepare a pair of "powerful earplugs" when they come to a concert.

For example, Senior Sister Jiang Ziyan has prepared some earplugs that can have the effect of 'piercing the eardrum' when worn.

If the Dharma King of Creation started singing on time at four o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone took out their earplugs and put them on, wouldn't the effect of the Dharma King's concert be greatly weakened?

So, will Dharma King Creation make a surprise attack and suddenly start singing in advance?

Just when he had this thought... on the concert stage, eight beams of light suddenly lit up.

Subsequently, the lights in the entire venue were turned off.

The venue was originally in a sealed space. After the lights were turned off, the scene was dark except for the eight light beams on the concert stage.

[Looking to the sky, Senior Creation is really going to launch a surprise attack! 】Song Shuhang hurriedly touched the earplugs.

At the same time, he summoned the 'big turtle' from the core world with a thought.

Kame-senpai said that he wanted to attend the concert, but just now he only remembered chatting with Yurouzi and the others, and forgot to bring Kame-senpai out for a while.

But the time is just right, Senior Creation's concert has started, and Senior Turtle will not miss this grand concert.

"Hey, I thought you were going to forget me." The big turtle said.

Song Shuhang: "Haha, Senior Turtle, the concert is about to start. The time is just right."

Dangdangdangdang~~

A heavy sound of gold and iron was heard.

Then, eight small aircraft appeared directly above the light pillar, which should be magic weapons refined by the King of Creation.

"Huh? The concert hasn't started yet, right? Didn't it say it won't start until four o'clock?"

"Maybe it's a preview? It's not even four o'clock yet, and there are still many people on their way here. The concert can't start so early."

"I heard that large-scale concerts also need to adjust the lights. Fellow Taoist Taoist Creation has been very popular in the music industry recently. Although this time it is an extra small concert for us people, it is necessary to adjust the lights. Things like this cannot be taken lightly.”

"There are also various audio equipment and electronic equipment that need to be prepared in advance. The concert is not that simple."

A comforting voice sounded.

When everyone heard these comforting voices, they felt that they made sense.

The concert doesn't start until four o'clock. It's normal to adjust the lights and sound equipment before starting.

At this time, Song Shuhang had quickly put the earplugs into his ears.

The moment he put on the earplugs, he felt that his world was quiet.

No sound could be heard.

"Huh~" Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, to him, the song of Dharma King Creation was like "Let him be strong if he is strong, and the gentle breeze will blow over the hills." It could no longer reach him. Ha ha ha ha.

Dong dong dong dong ~

There was a series of sounds, and the light beam on the concert stage became brighter and brighter.

In the light pillar, eight figures appeared.

The figure in the four light pillars on the left is squatting on the ground in the posture of the Terminator.

The figure in the four light pillars on the right holds his chin in one hand in the posture of a meditator.

Every figure is topless, and the muscles on their bodies are bulging, full of rigid beauty.

"Wait a minute, did I see it wrong, eight Dharma Kings of Creation?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

The eight figures in the light pillar are all senior creations!

Clone technique? Puppetry? Mirror?

No matter what kind of magic it is, one Dharma King of Creation can send people to heaven, and eight Dharma Kings of Creation... are enough to destroy the world, right?

However, after the eight Dharma Kings of Creation appeared, they did not start singing. They just remained motionless in this posture.

After a while, the light pillar dimmed, and the eight Dharma Kings of Creation disappeared.

[Looks like you are really adjusting the lights? ] Some fellow Taoists who had already taken out their earplugs and placed them in their ears secretly breathed a sigh of relief and put down the hand holding the earplugs.

But what happened to the eight creation kings just now?

There are still people who are holding their earplugs with some worry - can a mere set of earplugs protect against the power of King Creation's x8 singing voice?

They felt a little uneasy.

"This is a kind of technology, right? It should be 3D imaging or something like that? I've seen similar technology before, but it's not perfect yet. The 3D projection technology used by Dharma King Creation this time has been perfected. The eight King Creation looks like They are all lifelike." A fellow Taoist said.

"If it's a technological projection, that's fine. I'm afraid that Dharma King Creation will gather eight clones and summon the dragon." A fellow Taoist said.

"Eight clones are not easy to deal with, unless they are puppet clones. But the puppet clones are not the original body. Even if they start singing, they will not have the lethality of the original singing voice. Don't worry." A fellow Taoist said.

While he was talking, another beam of light lit up on the stage.

This time the beam of light was thicker and larger than before.

In the light pillar, countless light particles appear.

The light particles dispersed, and then Dharma King Creation appeared in a small white suit with long flowing hair.

He didn't speak, just half-closed his eyes and raised his hands.

The eyes of all the fellow Taoists at the venue were attracted, involuntarily staring at the Dharma King of Creation.

"The light particles used when Taoist Taoist Creation appears are a simple spell that can attract people's attention. It is a spell of the charm system." A voice that transmitted secret sounds appeared in Song Shuhang's mind.

It was the voice of the True Monarch of Guhu Temple.

Song Shuhang quietly glanced around.

Except for Miss Yu Rouzi and Liu Jianyi, several other fellow Taoists from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' have already put in their earplugs.

As expected, they were all on their own, and everyone guessed the thoughts of Dharma King Creation.

Miss Yu Rouzi didn't wear earplugs because she and Dharma King Creation were on the same channel in terms of music appreciation. She sincerely felt that Dharma King Creation's singing was pleasant and beautiful.

As for Senior Brother Liu Jianyi, maybe he is too lazy to wear earplugs? Or maybe it's because of Yu Rouzi's face?

At this time, Dharma King Creation snapped his fingers.

The next moment, a cheerful instrumental accompaniment sounded.

Dharma King Creation strode forward, and the lights focused on him.

As he walked, his clothing changed.

Waves of light spots converged and dissipated.

Then, Dharma King Creation, wearing only a pair of leather pants, appeared in front of everyone. In his hand, there was a silver microphone.

The wind blew, and the long hair of Dharma King Creation flew in the wind.

"ready_go!" Dharma King Creation waved his hand vigorously.

Behind him, eight beams of light lit up again.

The eight kings of creation who disappeared before appeared again. They all also have a silver microphone in their hands...

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