All Things Wrong

Chapter 169 Fruits on the Roadside

"The attack power is so strong, and it also has the effect of knocking into the air." Feng Yiliu said with a flash of eyes when he saw Li Huailin flying out.

"The mt is flying, hurry up and get on top of me." Summoning Jade Emperor said to Feng Yiliu.

"Don't worry." Feng Yiliu said calmly, "Give me the Luoying Ax first."

"I said it wasn't the Luoying God's Axe, it just said the old axe, okay, here..." Summoning the Jade Emperor was about to pass the ax over while talking, but just after trading the ax, he saw behind him The teddy bear's body shrank, and then it slammed forward, and the target of the attack was Feng Yiliu in front.

"Hey, the next attack is coming." Summoning the Jade Emperor said immediately.

"Don't worry." Feng Yiliu leaned back slightly, and the bear paw of the doll bear passed in front of Feng Yiliu's body, only ten centimeters away, but it didn't touch Feng Yiliu's body at all.

"I have calculated just now, the body length of this bear is only 5 meters 1, according to my current position, the opponent cannot attack me." Feng Yiliu said confidently.

"Why did it become so reliable all of a sudden? I'm not used to it. Is it your strong point to calculate the distance in an instant?" Summoning the Jade Emperor asked.

"That's natural. You can tell at a glance at this level." Feng Yiliu said, "In short, standing at this distance, we are all safe."

Just after Feng Yiliu finished speaking, the doll bear here suddenly roared, then pulled his whole body up out of thin air, and took a big step forward.

"Then what about its ability to jump?" Summoning the Jade Emperor said.

Feng Yiliu: "..."

"Kuma!" The doll bear roared, and with a slap of the bear's paw, Feng Yiliu in front of him was also sent flying.

"Yaoshou, the mascot is killing people again!" shouted the summoning Jade Emperor.

There were still three people left on the scene, the teddy bear had just shot Feng Yiliu away, and the next target was the thousand years who stood closest to it.

"I've been following you for thousands of years." Summoning the Jade Emperor said immediately. "Your shooting distance should be farther than his attack range. Fly the kite and wait for mt to come back. By the way, mt is too slow."

"No! I can't attack." Qianzaichang here shouted immediately.

"Why?" Summoning Jade Emperor asked strangely.

"The other party is too cute, I really can't do it!" Qianzaichang replied immediately.

"Cute?" Summoning Jade Emperor squinted his eyes to look at the doll bear, whose body stretched 5 meters and twisted in the air like a noodle, and then took a deep breath. "I said Thousand Years... Please tell me what's so cute about it? How can this thing be related to cuteness?"

"Don't you think its eyes are cute? It's also very interesting." Qianzaichang said.

"This thing is completely a hunting object, okay? Tell me how distorted your aesthetic is, and shoot it for my mother, you bastard!" Summoning Jade Emperor said through gritted teeth.

"Okay... okay." Qianzaichang looked at the angry summoning Jade Emperor, slowly raised the bow and arrow in his hand, and aimed at the doll bear in front with difficulty.

"Kuma! The doll bear started to attack again, and with a flick of its body, it attacked towards Unchanged for a Thousand Years.

"Not at all, this guy made me cry." Thousands of years changed suddenly, "It can't just be the eyes of the other party at all!"

Summon the Jade Emperor: "..."

There was a loud "pop", and the whole person was thrown into the distance in the next second.

"Good fight! I can't help giving you 32 likes!" Shouted the Jade Emperor.

"Kuma!" Another one flew away, this time the stuffed bear turned to summon the Jade Emperor.

"What the hell are these guys doing? I don't know where they are flying now." He summoned the Jade Emperor to hold his forehead, and then said to An Ran beside him, "Why hasn't mt come back yet, An Ran, step back a little and wait for mt to come back Say it again."

"No, it can't be done." An Ran stood on the spot and replied.

"Oh? Why?" Summoning the Jade Emperor asked strangely, "Don't tell me you also think this bear is cute and reluctant to leave."

"No." An Ran shook her head.

"What's the situation?" Summoning the Jade Emperor asked.

"The body is paralyzed. I can't move." An Ran said calmly.

"Oh? How did you get paralyzed? The other party still has this trick?" Summoning Jade Emperor looked at the doll bear opposite, as if he didn't see any skills the other party still had. I saw the other party keep patting people.

"It's not the reason." An Ran replied, "It's probably because of the fruit in my hand."

"Huh?" Summoning the Jade Emperor to look down, sure enough, An Ran was holding a few small fruits in his hand, the size of a cherry, but they turned out to be a strange color of red and purple stripes, which did not look like normal fruits.

"Where did this thing come from?" Summoning the Jade Emperor asked.

"Just picked it by the side of the road." An Ran replied.

"Then you ate it?" Summoning the Jade Emperor asked.

"En." An Ran nodded.

"What do you think? This fruit is so bright that it is poisonous, right? Normal people wouldn't eat it?" Summoned Jade Emperor said.

"But. It looks delicious." An Ran said.

"I..." Summoning the Jade Emperor took a deep breath, and then turned to the doll bear, "That strange animal over there, please knock this guy away, or I will really go berserk."

The doll bear here is really very cooperative. He yelled "Kuma!" Then he slapped An Ran who was standing there and flew out.

"Why do I think that the most reliable person present is this strange bear, what are the others doing?" Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.

"I'm back!" When only the summoning Jade Emperor was left, Li Huailin, who was shot flying for the first time, finally ran back.

"It's too slow, you were shot flying a few meters, how long did it take you to run back!" Shouted the Jade Emperor.

"Ah, sorry, there is actually a reason, please allow me to explain." Li Huailin said.

"Okay, I'll listen." Summoning Jade Emperor nodded.

"After I was photographed flying, I fell to the ground and found a small grass in front of my eyes. There were a few small red-purple striped fruits on it. Because it looked very delicious, I picked it up and ate it. Next, I didn’t expect this thing to be poisonous, so I was paralyzed, and now I can move.” Li Huailin said.

"Who did you learn from! There are still monsters here who haven't beaten them one by one, eating the poisonous fruits picked up on the ground, what's wrong?" Summoning the Jade Emperor broke down.

"I can't help it. The fruit looks very delicious, but it does taste good, except that it is poisonous and troublesome." Li Huailin touched his head and said.

"Okay, okay, I don't want to talk about this issue anymore, can I fight monsters? Can I fight monsters?" Summoned Jade Emperor said.

"Okay, no problem. Where's my Luoying Axe? Let me kill this funny bear." Li Huailin stretched out his hand and said.

"I gave Feng Yiliu just now, but this product was also shot flying." Summoning the Jade Emperor said angrily, "I also flew away for a long time. I don't mean to come back at all."

"Why do you give the key props to this guy? Do you think this guy is reliable? You must leave it to me." Li Huailin said.

"There is no reliable one at all, okay? You guy can fly out faster than him?" Summoned the Jade Emperor and said, "Besides, why do you have to use an ax to chop it, and attack me directly with a weapon!"

"It's a bear, how can it be cut with a normal sword? This is an insult to it! It must be killed with the Luoying God Axe." Li Huailin said.

"Insulting you, the other party is just a mob, please insult him?" Summoned Jade Emperor said.

"Have you ever thought about it. A bear that can't die under the ax of Luoying, how pitiful it is..." Li Huailin expressed his affection. Move with reason.

"I don't have anything to think about a bear. And you show me clearly, how does this thing look like a bear!" Summoning Jade Emperor pointed to the long strip of doll bear that was still twisting beside him.

"Huh? I haven't seen you for half a minute. Why is this guy so cute all of a sudden?" Li Huailin sighed after noticing the change in the teddy bear.

"Where is it cute? Tell me how distorted your provincial beauty is." Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.

"I'm back." At this time, another person emerged from the nearby bushes. The two turned their heads and saw that it was indeed the second Feng Yiliu who flew out.

"Too slow!" shouted the summoning Jade Emperor.

"I'm sorry I just flew out and saw a fruit with red and purple stripes on the ground. I ate it because it looked delicious, but I was paralyzed..." Feng Yiliu said while holding his forehead, "Sorry, I lost my composure... ..."

"It's not over yet. Is An Ran's problem contagious?" Summoning the Jade Emperor shouted.

"Ah, I'm back." Another person ran out from the nearby bushes, everyone turned their heads to look, and it was indeed the third one who flew out and remained unchanged for thousands of years.

"Sorry, I was supposed to be back early, but..."

The thousand years of change here just wanted to explain, but he summoned the Jade Emperor and interrupted directly: "As a result, you flew out and fell to the ground and saw a fruit with red and purple stripes, and then you picked it up and ate it, but found that it was poisonous. It was paralyzed, right?"

"How do you know!" Qian Zaichang looked at the Summoning Jade Emperor with a surprised expression, "Did you see it? No way, you peeked at my embarrassing appearance, what a shame!"

"Shame on your sister, do you want to play a fruit that is poisonous at first glance? Can you still play the game happily?" Summoning the Jade Emperor shouted.

"Don't worry, don't worry, everyone is going to blame." Li Huailin said immediately, "Over there, bring my Luoying God Axe."

"Do you also use a one-handed axe?" Feng Yiliu asked, "Don't you use a two-handed sword? I'm the one who wields two-handed swords."

"Never mind you, you must use the Luoying God's Axe to chop bears." Li Huailin said, "I mt, I should do it, right?"

"Hmm...it seems to make sense, so I'll give it to you." Feng Yiliu nodded.

Li Huailin took the axe, waved it in his hand, then poked forward with his left hand, and said vigorously, "Okay, brothers, the artifact is here, give it to me." (To be continued...)

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