Chapter 1219 Abnormally Bad Skill Teaching
In Dragon Valley Cave, Remedios here is explaining some knowledge to Xiaomi, maybe because Li Huailin is also there, Remedios here is actually speaking in human language, but of course Xiaomi also understands people Otherwise, how would you understand Li Huailin's words.
However, Li Hualin always felt that the content of this teaching seemed to be a little problematic, because the teaching method of Remedios here is very, very... unique.
"Well, as a human pet, the first thing to do well is to serve the owner wholeheartedly." Remedios here said something that Li Hualin couldn't understand at the beginning, "Understood? Take good care of it." own master."
"Oh." Xiaomi here nodded very cooperatively. Of course, it has a good relationship with Li Huailin. This idea is very acceptable.
"I'm not just talking about combat matters, what you have to do is to integrate into the master's life." Remedios said here.
"What?" Xiaomi here tilted his head slightly, as if he didn't quite understand. Don't talk about Xiaomi, Li Huailin next to him can't understand it.
"Uh, to put it simply, the maid knows, but pets do the same things as maids." Remedios thought for a while and said.
"Wait for me..." Li Huailin couldn't sit still before Xiaomi said anything, "Nonsense, is it completely different?"
"What do you know? If you know it, you won't teach it like this, okay?" Remedios said, "Son, listen to me."
"Oh." Xiaomi here nodded in agreement very cooperatively.
"So in order to take care of the master's life. Some skills are necessary." Remedios here continued, "For example, washing and cooking, I will pass on these skills to you here .”
Li Huailin: "...". To be honest, I really don't know how to respond.
"Aww!" On the other hand, Xiaomi had an expression that I was confident to learn, and the two of them cooperated so well.
"First of all, cooking." Remedios said, grabbing the side, and then pulled out a fish. This thing is probably the dinner they prepared, and this is really a fish, still alive and kicking. . Of course, the size of this fish... is about the same size as Li Huailin's whole body, and he doesn't know what species it is.
"Although this is food. But for humans, this is not food." Remedios here explained attentively, "Because humans are troublesome, they only eat cooked food. So this has to be processed.
"
After finishing speaking, Remedios directly pointed at the fish on the ground and fired. After about 3 seconds, the fish that was alive and kicking on the ground turned into a grilled fish, and it was still burnt.
"This human being can be eaten." Remedios nodded, with the expression that I played very well today.
"You can eat wool!" Li Huailin couldn't help but said, "How can you eat this thing?"
"Try it." Remedios here directly handed over the black fish, "Don't look at the burnt outside, the inside is delicious, just peel off the burnt shell on the outside.
"Huh?" Li Huailin was slightly taken aback. Then I pulled it with my hands, and indeed the outer shell fell off at once, and the meat inside was very clean. Li Huailin dug a piece and took a look.
Grilled Madhu Fish: Good quality, use to increase blood recovery speed by 550%, requires continuous casting. Increases agility by 40 points after consumption, lasts for 30 minutes.
"Oh?" Li Huailin was really stunned, the system showed that the quality was actually good, so he picked it up and bit it. Fresh, tender and juicy, this thing is really delicious.
"This guy really has two brushes?" Li Huailin was a little surprised. Looking at such a nonsense skill, it’s really good. It would be great if Xiaomi could learn it. Anyway, I can’t practice sub-professions. The more I learn cooking, the more it burns and the more unpalatable it is. Although it’s basically a deduction of attributes, but It’s fine if it’s not delicious, who cares if the property is deducted for half an hour.
"Come and try it, the most important thing is the heat." Remedios here really started to teach seriously, and took out another fish from the side, and handed it to Xiaomi. Xiaomi also worked very hard. The fish on this side took a mouthful of dragon's breath, and then it was the dragon's breath of holy light, and then another completely black fish was placed in front of Li Huailin.
"You can't eat this anyway." Li Huailin knocked on the fish, and then the fish turned into ashes and flew into the air.
"It's still in practice, it's okay." Remedios encouraged, "But let's practice the next skill right away."
"Oh!" Xiaomi nodded, and Li Huailin was also curious about what the next skill would be.
"To take care of your master, another very important thing is the ability to control the temperature." Remedios introduced here.
"Huh?" It was obvious that Xiaomi here couldn't understand, and Li Huailin was also taken aback, controlling the temperature? It sounds like a nice skill.
"For example, if the master is hot, you have to fan him a little bit, and if it's cold, warm him up a little bit." Remedios continued.
Li Huailin: ...
"For example, it's very hot now, so you are like this." Remedios here took a deep breath directly at Li Huailin next to him after speaking, and then blew violently. Li Huailin flew directly from the ground into the air, then hit the wall and fell to the ground.
"Well...but the human body is relatively light, so you must control your strength. The demonstration just now was quite wrong." Remedios here said seriously.
"You're here to find fault, right?" Li Huailin couldn't help but said.
"No, no, it's just that I haven't seen a human being for a long time, so I didn't predict the strength, but it should be cool, right?" Remedios explained here.
"Cool the wool, skip this inexplicable and useless skill for me, can you teach me something that can be used?" Li Huailin said.
"Hmm... this one is relatively simple. Anyway, it's good to practice more. Next, I will focus on teaching a more important skill." Remedios said seriously.
"Meh!" Xiaomi immediately nodded and listened carefully.
"I said before that as a maid, the most important skills are cooking and laundry!" Remedios said earnestly and seductively.
"Can we stop talking about the maid?" Li Huailin didn't know what to say anymore. Does this guy have any self-esteem as a dragon.
"So, this laundry is a housekeeping skill." Remedios suddenly said proudly, "In this regard, our dragon race has a natural advantage, which is definitely an advantage that no other race can surpass!"
"What is there to be proud of about the racial talent of washing clothes?" Li Huailin raised his forehead, "And I don't see where the advantage comes from at all, okay?"
"Don't underestimate our Dragon Clan." Remedios said seriously.
"No, no, no, I really don't underestimate it, okay, but I always feel that if you go on like this, I will have a very bad impression of the Dragon Clan." Li Huailin said with his forehead.
"I can prove it to you." Remedios said seriously, "Come, bring me a piece of clothing."
"...Really?" Li Huailin asked.
"Of course." Remedios nodded.
"That's fine." Li Huailin turned up and down. He had a piece of aristocratic clothing, a duke's clothing, and a robe. Of course, it was the clothing used by Wocha's identity. After thinking about it, he handed it over, "You come."
"Yeah." Remedios here nodded, then directly took the robe, wiped it on the ground twice, and of course it became dirty, "Look at it, it's dirty."
"Yeah." Li Huailin nodded, "Then how do you wash it?"
Remedios smiled, then directly brought the robe over, and swallowed it with one mouthful. Li Huailin was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, Remedios gargled his mouth, opened his mouth again, and pulled out his previous robe with his claws.
"It's clean." Remedios here said to Li Huailin, holding the robe that was all stained with dragon saliva.
Li Huailin: ...
"Hmph..." Remedios said quite proudly, "The saliva of the dragon race can kill all kinds of germs and stolen goods, so it only takes 20 seconds to wash hundreds of clothes. Can't compare to us."
"Aw!" Xiaomi on the other side also felt very proud, as if he wanted to try it very much.
"Here, try it." Remedios said and handed over Li Huailin's aristocratic costume, "Be careful not to swallow it, I swallowed a lot during practice..."
"Wait, wait..." Li Huailin couldn't help it anymore, "Can we learn skills normally? Why are they all such terrible skills? Ordinarily, teach them something like 'bang' and 'crack'. Will the nirvana work?"
"You guys are annoying enough in the human race." Remedios said angrily.
"No, no, it's not my fault at all. Elder sister, you should find out who is looking for trouble first." Li Huailin said.
Remedios here didn't speak, he stared at Li Hualin without moving for a long time, as if he was saying that you were looking for trouble.
"I..." Li Huailin held his forehead, and then took a deep breath, "I want to go out to catch my breath, otherwise I really can't bear it..."
"Oh, that's fine." Remedios on the side nodded, "Be careful not to run around, don't disturb those little guys, and if there is anything else, you can find Quadratos and the others."
"Okay, okay." Li Huailin said, "Xiaomi, you study hard, I really like you." (To be continued)