Chapter 1254: A Different Morning

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Drip, drop, drop——

When the mobile phone alarm rang for the third time, Xiao Tianyu finally yawned and sat up from the inflatable moisture-proof cushion, without even opening his eyes, he groped for the clothes around him and put them on indiscriminately.

The clothes are full of sweaty smell, but it doesn't matter, anyway, everyone is similar, it's just a matter of thicker or lighter - he used to think that the body of a soft girl is always fragrant, now... e.

In the desert, the temperature is high during the day, and it is still quite cold at night. Everyone else should at least cover him with a blanket, but he, who is afraid of the heat, only covered himself with a towel and quilt.

thirsty.

His throat was dry and smoky.

Sand that creaks when you smack your lips.

His hand touched the plastic bottle from the pillow, unscrewed the cap and gulped it into his mouth.

Goo!

He suddenly opened his eyes wide and almost spit out a mouthful of water!

Nima, what is this strange smell?

Who got angry yesterday?

Although the water in the bottle has been filtered and purified to meet drinking standards, but I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect, but I always feel a certain strange smell. He always suspects that some evil-hearted people intentionally tricked him and filtered the urine...

The smell of this bottle of water is particularly strong today, it is estimated that someone got angry.

In the end, it was Zhang Zian's fault for coming up with such a bad idea to punish him. Isn't it just using a little more water, is it worth it?

The most exasperating thing is that even this filtered water with a strange smell is still in limited supply, otherwise he would have spit out the sip of water just now, but now he can only swallow it with nausea.

call!

Half a bottle of water went down, and finally relieved the thirst temporarily.

It was very quiet in the camp because no one was up yet.

Xiao Tianyu gets up half an hour earlier every day, because he has more convenient time, and is usually used to sitting on the toilet to play with his mobile phone, and he has to squat for at least half an hour every time.

He has seen the horrors of Lippett,

If squatting in a convenient place for too long and delaying the team's schedule, that person will come over, neither urging nor scolding, but squatting down face to face with him, just staring at him like that.

It's too scary!

Therefore, he can neither change his habits nor want to experience that horror again, so he can only set the alarm to get up early.

Although sleepy, the feeling of squatting in a pit alone is good-on the open-air sandy ground without even the simplest partition, a few men squatted there with bare buttocks. It's too late, and if you dig, you may find a pile of fresh, hot poop that someone else just buried... This picture is so beautiful that it makes me sick to think about it!

If you go early, you can leave this risk to others.

Every time Xiao Tianyu finished defecating, he would carefully bury it with sand and decorate the surface so that it looked as if no one had touched it, maybe someone would be fooled into digging a landmine...

Thinking of this, he smirked, feeling the pleasure of revenge in his heart.

There was some pain in his stomach, and he wanted to come on time. He took a roll of toilet paper and a mobile phone in his pocket, humming the melody of the latest drama, unzipped the tent, and got out of the tent a little awkwardly.

Sure enough, no one else got up yet, and the sky was dark. There was only a figure sitting on the roof of the outermost off-road vehicle. That was the person in charge of the last shift last night.

Xiao Tianyu shook the toilet paper at the figure, indicating that he wanted to go to the convenience, then bypassed a row of parked off-road vehicles and came to the designated convenient location.

Just in case, for example, someone had diarrhea last night, he first tried to dig a shallow hole with his shoes, and after confirming it was safe, he bent down and dug the hole deeper with his hands, then took off his pants and squatted down contentedly.

He held up his mobile phone and started to play the new program that was pre-stored in the mobile phone before he came to Egypt, and he was very satisfied with his wit—there is no internet here, what should he do when he squats down, and he doesn’t like reading novels, he feeds ants with urine ? Not even ants here!

One episode of anime is more than 20 minutes, excluding p and ed, it is about 5 minutes, the time to squat is just to watch two episodes, of course, you need to change a few more positions in the middle, otherwise the legs will easily become numb and lose consciousness, and then kneel to your own on the stool.

Probably when he changed to the third or fourth position, the sky became brighter again. When he changed his position, he saw a dark object not far away. It was the car stuck in the sand that he saw yesterday evening. SUV.

"I don't know if there is any clean bottled water in that car..." he muttered.

But even if it was there, he didn't dare to take it, because the car was surrounded by quicksand, he would rather continue to drink the filter with a strange smell than lose his life.

I heard that this car will be further investigated today, but it has nothing to do with him. He is just doing it for his qualifications and bragging rights in the future. Speaking of which, as a capable officer, he will go to Africa with his mentor for investigation. If sensational results can be obtained, For the biology department with employment difficulties, it is a stepping stone with high gold content.

"get up!"

"get up!"

"Get up! You slackers!"

Lippett's roar came from the camp.

Time flies so fast, half an hour before you know it...

He turned off the player, wiped his butt with toilet paper, gritted his teeth to resist the numbness of his thighs, lifted his pants and stood up, moved the sand with his feet, covered the strong-smelling excrement, and carefully created some natural undulations on the surface .

I heard that cats are also used to bury their own excrement, but he has never owned a cat, nor has he seen it with his own eyes.

"Tsk! Perfect! Hey, let's see if we can trick anyone today..."

He patted his stomach contentedly, and walked back to the camp.

"Gah!"

When he walked past the largest tent, he suddenly heard a strange cry from inside, and stopped involuntarily.

He knew that this was Zhang Zian's tent, and there were a cat and a dog inside, but what was the strange barking about?

By the way, he remembered, is this guy secretly enjoying Sister Zhiling's spell-casting materials by himself again?

I wipe! Today I must catch the traitor and make you hand over the spell-casting materials!

He stretched out his hand, and just as he was about to touch the zipper of the tent, he heard a strange male voice.

"hey buddy, i yu've gt the rng dr, the leather b is t blks dn!"

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What the hell?

Xiao Tianyu was startled, he had already slowed down his steps, could it be that Zhang Zian still heard his movements? But who is this talking man, and why is he in Zhang Zian's tent so early in the morning?

In addition, this sentence seems familiar, as if I have seen it on the barrage somewhere.

Where is it?

"like ebarrassg e♂, huh?" came another sentence from the tent, still the same male voice.

Xiao Tianyu was even more surprised. How did this person know that he wanted to expose Zhang Zian while he was casting a spell, in order to fight back against his humiliation?

"yu like that♂, huh?"

"yes ♂ sir♂!"

Xiao Tianyu is 100% sure that the last sentence is from Zhang Zian's voice, but there seems to be some special meaning in this voice...

Cold sweat broke out on his nose and forehead, and he always felt that the tent zipper in front of him was like a door to a new world that could not be opened.