Chapter 1028 I'm Actually an Actor
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Xiaoxue doubted her ears, thinking she had misheard——Jin Er would ask her for help?
How can she help Jin Er?
But it didn't look like Jin Er was joking, and his intuition told her that there might be something inside, so he agreed without thinking. As for the mother... Anyway, she was nagging all day long, and she almost nagged once.
Not only her, but Heizi was also very surprised, but he refrained from asking. Instead, he squatted down and looked at the rice bucket with great interest, and asked, "Jin Er Er, is this the dog you told me about?"
Jin Er lifted his spirits, and said proudly: "Hehe, that's right! In order to train this dog, I have spent a lot of effort!"
Regardless of the size of the rice bucket, who likes to be in the nest, he is a little timid in the face of unfamiliar outsiders, confused about the current situation, obediently did not move, and looked at the master as if asking for help.
"You're quite obedient. I can't see that you have such patience and ability, the second son of Jin. It really impresses me!" Heizi was completely deceived by the disguise of the idiot at this time, and couldn't stop praising him.
Jin Er was full of enthusiasm, and described how he had effectively trained the dog with embellishments, and packaged himself as a dog-training expert, which frightened Heizi for a moment.
But while saying these words, Jin Er kept giving Xiaoxue winks, which meant—people are hard to break!
Xiaoxue smiled slightly, she still had to give Uncle Jin face, and at this time she helped him cover, maybe he would return the favor in the future.
"Hey! That's great, this dog is really obedient! I just don't know what to do when faced with danger..." Heizi tried to pat the back of the rice bucket's neck and head, and found that the dog didn't do anything aggressive. Response, very docile.
In a sense, it's a little too docile...
"Don't worry! I'm not bragging. If it weren't for me being here, you wouldn't be able to touch it. I'll yell at you first as a warning. If you dare to approach it again, you'll jump on it and bite it!" Jin Er He boasted without changing his face.
Xiaoxue suppressed her laughter and didn't speak.
"Really?" Heizi still had doubts. He doesn't know much about dogs, and he wants to buy a dog recently. Usually, Jin Er always shows dogs in various circles of friends, and always brags about how well he trains dogs, so he feels that Jin Er is an expert, and this trip is mainly to visit Old classmate, the second is to ask Jin Er to help choose a dog.
He listened to Jin Er's hype, but this dog always gave him the feeling that there was something wrong... The problem lay in its expression.
Its expression gave him the impression of a burlesque comedian rather than the action-movie tough guy Jin Er claimed, like pointing at Guo Da and insisting that this was Jason Statham, which had nothing to do with it except that they were all bald.
Jin Er could keep Xiaoxue silent, but he forgot that there was also a cat present at this time.
Xueqiu didn't care about that. Facing the repeated provocations of the idiot, it could no longer bear it. It kept twisting its body in Xiaoxue's arms. She slipped from her arms, and swung her paw towards the rice bucket!
Although the rice bucket has been defeated repeatedly, but at least he has experienced many battles. He has already trained his strong nerves and keen intuition. Mido, barely dodged this claw!
The unexpected turning point stunned all three present.
Xiaoxue exclaimed!
Heizi was worried about Xueqiu at first, thinking that this dog is so ferocious, don't kill this cat, or how sad this little girl will be? In addition, he was also worried that Xiaoxue would try desperately to save the cat, and in the end, she herself would be bitten by the dog.
To his surprise, after exclaiming, Xiaoxue actually said to Jin Er with a guilty face: "Uncle Jin, I'm sorry, it jumped out by itself..."
And Jin Er was ashen-faced.
what's the situation?
Heizi was confused by this twist of the plot.
Immediately afterwards, a cat and a dog started a crazy chase on this field,
But instead of the dog he imagined chasing the cat and biting, the cat chased the dog and slapped and scratched and scratched!
Under the attack of a set of combined punches, the idiot ran away with his head in his arms, his tail between his legs, and he tried his best to get behind Jin Er, even his bow tie was torn off by Snowball.
Jin Er roared angrily: "Idiot! If you are a man, beat me back!"
Xiaoxue chased after Snowball, "Snowball! Snowball! It's almost done!"
She managed to catch up with Snowball and hugged him again. He still bared his canine teeth to threaten, but at last the danger of disfigurement was relieved.
Heizi: "...Jin Er Er, please explain to me, what's going on? Schwarzenegger, how did you become Mr. Bean?"
Jin Er kept complaining, and if he knew it earlier, he would not have persuaded Xiaoxue to stay. Wouldn't the image of the dog trainer who worked so hard be ruined in one go?
The rice bucket whimpered and bent his head on the master's leg, expressing that he was very hurt and begging the chicken leg for comfort.
Jin Er wished he could kick it into the artificial lake, but it had no effect on the rough-skinned, thick-skinned and dog-scratched it at all. It was just a bath, and he ate more when he was hungry...
"Well..." He coughed dryly, patted the top of the idiot's head, and explained calmly: "Actually, it's an actor, and today's impromptu performance is a bully bullying a common girl—of course it plays the role of a common woman. Another day I'll let it play the role of a bully for you to see, even if it's Thanos, it's fine!"
Kuroko:"……"
As for Thanos, this shit is a bully who meets a chivalrous woman, right?
He took off his sunglasses and stared at him, "Second Jin, do you really think I'm mentally retarded? Fool me once, it's the other person's fault; fool me twice, it's my fault! Do you think you can continue to fool me?"
Embarrassed, Jin Er laughed dryly and said, "Didn't you see that I was joking with you? I haven't seen my old classmate for a long time. Let's make a joke to brighten up the atmosphere...haha!"
Xiaoxue was more embarrassing than Jin Er, she felt really sorry for Uncle Jin, for not managing Xueqiu properly, and making Uncle Jin lose face in front of her old classmates.
Heizi raised his finger to Jin Er's face, "Jin Er Er, if you do this again, I will leave! Don't say we are classmates in the future!"
Seeing that his old classmate was about to turn his back on him, Jin Er hurriedly said good things to ease the atmosphere: "Don't, don't, don't! I'm really joking, and I have a little... good face. In fact, I really worked hard to train this dog, But I had no choice but to choose the wrong breed, this dog is really unbelievable, no matter how I train it, it still looks like a bastard... The bull has been blown out, what can I do?"
Heizi was still dubious.
Xiaoxue testified from the side: "Uncle Jin really worked hard, but... he had to give up the treatment later."
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