One Hundred and Forty-Two Twenty-Seventh
When classmate Xu Xinxin implicitly expressed that she wanted Zhang Fan to see her husband, Zhang Fan thought that maybe he was a trembling old man, or that he was a middle-aged man with a serious face and a square square face.
But he didn't expect it to be such a master, the white and white calf was the same as the white marble pillar, Zhang Fan felt that this man's calf was thicker than Xu Xinxin's waist.
There is no dividing line between the thighs and abdomen, and the chest will shake when you take a step, and there is no boundary between the neck and the face. The fat chin and thick neck are buckled on the flour sack like a bucket.
Seeing him, Zhang Fan subconsciously thought of certain two people...
It's so similar, not only the movements, but even the eyes have a sense of superiority.
"This is my classmate, Zhang Fan, Doctor Zhang, the most powerful surgeon under the age of 40. They all visited the military training ceremony a few days ago."
It is estimated that Xu Xinxin introduced Zhang Fan in advance, maybe at this time he will praise Zhang Fan again in front of Zhang Fan, or maybe he will specially emphasize it to his husband at this time.
Anyway, Zhang Fan felt that after the military training ceremony was finished, the big fat man showed a slight smile. "When Zhang Yuan visited the ceremony, it was on the left building? When I was young, I was lucky enough to attend it once, but it was on the right building!"
The fat man smiled, the flesh on his face was like a growth, but to his disappointment, there was no change on Zhang Fan's face, not even a bit of surprise or gossip.
The fat man thinks that this doctor is very deep in the city.
In fact, this nima is like the lipstick-painted old lady in the capital giving Zhang Fan a Sancai bowl. Zhang Fan doesn't understand it at all, and even subconsciously, Zhang Fan doesn't want to understand it.
Seeing that the scene was going to be embarrassing, the plump Xu Yuanyuan immediately said: "It's okay, it's okay, don't make any connections, besides, you are not classmates, Zhang Yuan is giving me face."
After finishing speaking, he pinched his husband's fat arm in reproach, and smiled and said to Zhang Fan: "You are the leader now, so I dare not give you anything, but as a classmate, you don't dislike ordinary people like us when you are rich." My old classmate, I am really happy in my heart.
I don't know what to give you, but my husband said something, saying that you absolutely like this. "
While talking, I took out a brocade box.
Zhang Fan hurriedly said: "Oh, why bother, why bother, isn't this a slap in the face, how can I hang out in the circle of classmates in the future.
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I don't know what's inside the box, but the antique wooden box still holds silk on the outside. Although it's only the size of a fist, the cost of this box is estimated to be quite a lot, so Zhang Fan quickly declined.
"Hey, I see you're nervous. This is for your research. There are not many in our family. When my husband came back from the capital, he brought five pills. My mother-in-law used one pill when she had a stroke. Now I only have four pills." up.
My old father-in-law heard that you are a flag-bearer of the younger generation. Although he was reluctant, he let me take one and told you to see if he could research something. "
When Zhang Fan heard it, he became curious, what the hell is it, it's so mysterious.
But I was too embarrassed to ask, Xu Xinxin, who could speak with eyes, smiled and gently opened the wooden box.
Zhang Fan looked at it, hey! Angong Niuhuang Wan, the sealed golden beeswax has turned black, it seems that it is really old.
"If you research something, you can't take it for yourself. You have to do something in parallel with me."
Zhang Fan felt a little embarrassed, "This..."
"Okay, let's see my husband, I'll wait for you outside!" After speaking, Xu Xinxin stuffed it into Zhang Fan's hand, then got up and went out.
Wang Hong took a look and hurried out. After making tea with a smile, Lao Chen also went out.
There was no one else, so Zhang Fan wasn't embarrassed anymore.
"Have a sip of tea first, and tell me why you feel uncomfortable." Zhang Fan asked with a smile.
It wasn't Niuhuang Wan that made Zhang Fan laugh, it was a habit.
"You can also see that I actually have a problem with this weight."
Zhang Fan nodded, thinking that it wasn't a problem, it was a big problem.
"Let me tell you something that makes you laugh. When I was in the same room with my wife, my wife had to lift the door curtain to lift up my belly. It was better before, but I don't even have desire in the past two years.
But now I don't even have a child, and the whole family is in trouble. I have tried all kinds of weight loss pills and weight loss experts, but I was so tired that I didn’t say anything. There was a time when a management master asked me to eat green grass every day. When I was hungry, I wanted to go up and take a bite.
But the weight didn’t drop, not to mention, and I got fatty liver. I really can't do anything now, this time it's Xinxin who insists on saying that you have a way. "
To be honest, if Zhang Fan hadn't practiced it in the past few years, he would have laughed on the spot with just this sentence.
Nima has heard of opening a shirt to find a thumbtack, but never heard of opening a meat curtain to find an elephant.
But Zhang Fan still understood when he heard it. Ordinary people chat, do whatever they want, or just want to express what they want to confide, but they don't listen at all, let alone think about what others want to express.
This is the difference. Ordinary people are not bragging. One is better than the other. He said he has a friend who owns a Cullinan, and the one on the opposite side must have a friend who must and must have a car. The logo is not worn I don't hesitate to talk about the car for clothes, the dung fork and so on.
But the doctor is different. The doctor needs to understand or think about what he needs from what you want to talk about.
It is estimated that this fat man's family has not only found a weight loss expert, but also prepared a concubine. Xu Xinxin became nervous, and then wanted to make the fat man lose weight at any cost, and more importantly, to get herself pregnant, even revealing her family fortune.
Zhang Fan's mind turned around several times. The affairs of rich and noble families are very special, and it is not easy for a family that can keep Niuhuang pills for decades.
Moreover, this fat man's family, what kind of experts have never seen before, this time Xu Xinxin is probably going to die.
The fat man's main need is to lose weight and make himself want, and Xu Xinxin's goal is probably to get pregnant.
Losing weight, if you really make up your mind to lose weight, there are actually ways to do it, but for this kind of people who have no pressure in life, it is really difficult to lose weight. The most important thing is that if you lose weight successfully, it will not lead to the fighting power of tadpoles.
Why is it not recommended for adult women, especially adolescent women, to lose weight excessively, because fat contains estrogen. This is why, among mature women, being slightly fat is the king.
Of course, if the fat content of men is too high, not only will the tadpoles have no fighting power, but even this thing is a kind of chemical castration.
People with a bmi over 30 must be given medication. If the value is higher, he can only squat to pee, otherwise he will wet his pants!
Over the past two years, sweat suits have become more popular. This kind of clothing is really not advisable. What comes out in a large amount is not fat, but liquid. This thing is said to be light, but it is ineffective. coming. To put it more seriously, if it leads to electrolyte imbalance, one mistake is a fatal thing.
Moreover, the previous extremely low-calorie diet treatment, after a lot of evidence-based medicine, has questioned the principle of this treatment, because the treatment of this diet is effective in the short term, but the long-term effect is no better than the standard diet, or even worse.
Zhang Fan thought about it for a while, but if he could lose weight for this fat man, make his tadpoles have fighting power, or even make the elephant's trunk tilt up to spray water, it could only be a treatment to reduce appetite, give some sibutramine or give him an ointment that prevents fat absorption. Lister.
Many people take these medicines by themselves, thinking that the effect is good. In fact, what people don't know is that once the medicine is stopped, the weight will return quickly.
As for the surgical treatment of fat people, Zhang Fan didn't say anything. No doctor has seen this kind of person. As long as he is not fat enough to die, he will definitely not undergo surgery to cut his stomach.
While Zhang Fan was talking about how to lose weight, he saw a little bit of impatience on the fat man's face, and even frowned when Zhang Fan talked about medicine.
Suddenly Zhang Fan shut up, this guy is not here to lose weight, but to strengthen his yang! Nima!
Zhang Fan understood. He originally asked Zhang Fan to see why his female classmate was able to shed such a large amount of blood. In fact, he thought that Zhang Fan must have a high level in this regard when he made antiemetic medicine.
Zhang Fan suddenly asked, "Have you checked your serum testosterone and prohormones?"
As soon as he said this, the fat man's eyes covered by the meat lit up, as if to say: I love to hear this talk! Chinese people are euphemistic when they speak, and if they are like this, they will avoid medical treatment for illnesses. If I had known this, Zhang Fan would not be so thirsty to think about your weight.
Zhang Fan began to give the fat man a physical examination, which was different from ordinary physical examinations. First check the mammary glands for masculinity, length and egg size.
Sure enough, it is not right. First of all, the egg sac that holds the egg is obviously smaller. The size of a normal Asian male is more than 15ml, but this one has fewer folds, and it feels like it has shrunk.
"I'm actually quite healthy. I eat wild deer with bones and blood twice a week, but it still doesn't work."
"You are resistant to male hormones. Have you taken active testosterone undecanoate orally?"
"I've taken it orally, and it's imported from Canada. It was effective at first, but then it didn't work." The man said excitedly.
He felt that his wife's classmate had some skills.
"Take off your pants!" Zhang Fan didn't show any expression, and asked the fat man to take off his pants while putting on his gloves.
Probably he had seen too many doctors, the fat man didn't hesitate at all, he took off his pocket-like pants with a slam, and Zhang Fan was dumbfounded as soon as he took off the pants, darling.
Nima is really fat, like a baby magnified hundreds of times. On this guy's legs, there are lotus root shapes that only babies have.
Without Zhang Fan talking, the fat man crawled directly on the edge of the sofa. There is no need for Zhang Fan to adjust the standard posture.
To be honest, it was too strenuous to examine him, the buttocks were too big, Zhang Fan struggled to open them, and then fingered them! Really, I have never seen such a fat person, such a fat buttocks, it is so painful that Zhang Fan's fingers are pinched.
The fat man didn't have much beard on his face, but the beard on the buttocks was like women's hair, especially around the crotch and the perineal triangle, the pigmentation was like the skin of black people, which was obviously excess estrogen.
After the inspection, Zhang Fan washed his hands and said, "Let your wife come in."
"Okay!" The fat man stood up slowly, leaning on the sofa.
"How is it?" Xu Xinxin asked a little anxiously.
"Drug therapy and injection therapy must be combined, otherwise there will be absolutely no effect in a short period of time."
"How to inject? Injection?" The fat man asked.
"Yes, an injection, but it's not a muscle injection, but a prostaglandin e injection in the cavernous body!"
In fact, Zhang Fan didn't say a word, this kind of medicine needs to use 27-30 gauge syringes. In this way, most people probably don’t feel it, so with such a set of data, they may have a deep feeling, subcutaneous injection 1ml No. 4.5-5, intramuscular injection 2.5ml No. 5.5-6, intravenous injection, venous blood collection 2.5ml10ml6. 5 to 7!
That is to say, it must be injected with a thick enough needle. The real needle tube is thicker than an elephant's trunk. Zhang Fan didn't dare to tell the fat man, fearing that the fat man is not big in the first place.
"When will it be treated?" Xu Xinxin asked indifferently, since it wasn't an injection for herself anyway, she wasn't afraid.
Suddenly, Xu Xinxin seemed to have thought of something, and said, "Let's go for tea treatment!" Then he turned to the fat man and said, "There are too many acquaintances here, too many eyes and mouthful words will not be good, let's go to tea." Su, don't worry, as a classmate of mine, I think I will definitely go for the achievement award in the future, and your problem is not a problem in his eyes."
Zhang Fan was horrified when he heard it, this shit is too deep in his thoughts!
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