Eight Hundred and Twenty-One, I Can't Even Dream of It
"The road to medicine is smooth ()"!
If swearing or ridicule could solve the problem, Zhang Fan probably would have entered the seasoning website with a keyboard. In terms of typing speed and the description of the unique organs of men and women, he probably cannot be a doctor in other professions.
A doctor needs to write 40 to 50 medical history records a day, and a medical history record needs about two to three hundred words. This still needs to be completed within one or two hours in the morning, and while writing the medical history records, he has to deal with all kinds of problems. family patients.
To be honest, no matter typing and quarreling, or face-to-face scolding, the doctors who have gone through medical troubles in the early years are better than each other.
But Nima, it can't solve the problem! The most important thing is that Zhang Fan still has to pretend to look like Emperor Liu, so that he can hook up with some big names in the industry. Now it's good, he has nothing to show off. end up.
They would only say that Chasu Hospital was floating and Zhang Fan was swollen.
Zhang Fan's stomach twitched in anger. Not to mention his current status, even when he was a young doctor, he was not a person who likes to talk about it. It is real to make money secretly and learn skills secretly.
This time, Zhang Fan was not angry because of his high profile, but because he felt that he would dig people with a hoe in the future, and the cost would probably increase.
Doctors take off their white coats and are just ordinary people. What they believe most is not red-headed documents, but gossip from all walks of life. This gossip has been quarreled, if the cost of poaching people does not double in the future, Zhang Fan will have to change his surname.
The feeling of pain and pain in the flesh is really not very pleasant!
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Sometimes, you really don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing for old man Sai to lose his horse.
Round after round of ridicule on the seasoning website, like the waves of the sea, wave after wave. "If it doesn't work, post the fragments of the thesis to Seasoning.com, and let everyone see if we are trying to gain fame or not, or just pretending to be a fool!"
Zhao Yanfang couldn't stand it anymore, and didn't know what material this guy was made of, because people who can do scientific research are more patient, but she gave Zhang Fan the feeling that the rounds of failed experiments were not polished at all. Her temperament, on the contrary, is the existence of becoming more and more courageous as she fights, quite like Ms. Zeng and her grandfather's spirit of repeated defeats and battles.
"Okay, don't be angry, you're talking about someone else, you can't crawl over the network cable and confront them!"
"But look at the statement above, the dean of the undergraduate course takes the undergraduate students to conquer the world's problems,
Huaguo's undergraduate education has been biochemical, surpassed, and even more powerful than Zhongyong and Mizuki's Ph.D. Tell me, tell me, is this human language? "
"Isn't this nonsense, I've already got a master's degree certificate!"
Just when Zhang Fan and the others were helpless, the health system and the National Science, Education and Health Association issued a circular. "The performance and equipment of the biochemical tuberculosis laboratory of the Chasu Hospital meet the national standards, and in order to better develop the prevention and treatment of infectious diseases in our country, after comprehensive consideration of various aspects, it is hereby approved that the biochemical combination laboratory of Chasu The laboratory is hereby notified!"
The first time the notice was issued, when the document with the big red seal appeared on the official website of the Ministry of Health, when the seasoning website forwarded it for the first time.
In the tuberculosis section of seasoning.com, there was no one to speak for a while. For a long time, there were no more people who mocked Cha Su Hospital, but instead they became congratulations one after another.
Xiangya Scientific Research Dog sent a congratulatory message!
Huaxi Scientific Research Dog sent a congratulatory message!
Moderate scientific research dog sent a congratulatory message, but working in a national laboratory is too tiring!
In the end, no one came out to say that he was pretending, because this stuff can't arouse the envy of others, only envy.
One wave after another, one after another, no one jumped out to make flirtatious remarks.
Even Zhang Fan's alma mater, or the official account, immediately sent a congratulatory message, congratulating Zhang Fan, a graduate of the school, on his outstanding achievements!
Zhang Fan no longer cared about the comments on the seasoning website, because Zhang Fan was shocked. To be honest, he never thought about it, and he never applied for a laboratory quota. To be honest, academicians are honorable, but there are a few even in the frontier, but the title of national laboratory is too big.
It was too big, and Zhang Fan didn't even dare to apply for a national key laboratory, let alone a national laboratory.
Many colleges and hospitals hang such a sign, "National Key Laboratory", and the back is usually the corresponding department, such as the liver of the blue bird, the oral cavity of Xihua, the facial features of the Ninth Hospital, etc., and the key points of the Ministry of Education will also be hung on the lower ones. Laboratory sign.
It seems that the key point is very powerful, tall! Just like high school, if you don't go to a key high school, no one will donate hundreds of thousands of toilets.
The national laboratory is relatively rare, and it is estimated that most people have never seen it. For example, in the medical field, there is only one in the middle of the country, not even digital hospitals.
People who don't know think that key laboratories are more powerful than national laboratories, but they are not.
In layman's terms, the two must make an image comparison. The national laboratory is the country's own work, and the key laboratory is the country's help.
Just look at the number. Key laboratories, counting the Ministry of Education and the Ministry of Health, are estimated to have 200 if not 300. There are only six national laboratories in all industries, not including freshly baked ones. There is only one in the Northwest, Suzhou Heavy Ion. Accelerator National Laboratory!
As for the medical field, there is only one, the National Laboratory of Protein Science. As for this laboratory, the Ministry of Health said that it studies medical treatment, but they themselves say that they study proteins. It made the Ministry of Health very embarrassing.
Therefore, Zhang Fan was really shocked when he saw this document. It was too big, so big that Zhang Fan didn't expect it at all, because it was more laborious than selecting an academician. If the testicles are a man's waist, and the laboratory is a man's brain.
"This, this, this can't be fake!" In the conference room of the hospital, not only the team members, but also the middle management of the hospital, and even the academicians who were fooled by Zhongyong came.
"Zhang Yuan is so happy that he started talking nonsense!" Academician Liao said to old man Lu with an obvious jealous expression.
Old man Lu was actually quite excited, because the Jade Bird Affiliated Hospital had applied for a laboratory for many years but was not approved. On the contrary, Quancheng had one. This is also a little regret in the old man's career.
It's all right now, my closed disciple has made a national laboratory!
The old man was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear!
"The leaders still pay attention to the health of the people!"
The director of Zhongyong next to him said sourly. To be honest, seeing Zhang Fan sitting stupidly in the middle of the conference room, I thought it was worthless before, but now looking at it again, the director of Zhongyong is a little sour.
When the document was sent out, a series of reactions came.
Ouyang, who is far away in Bird City, is a difficult job that requires money. The common people have a saying that money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat, let alone money. Even if it is government money, this thing is the same as Just like hell, when the financial leaders of Bird City saw Ouyang, they all looked for places to hide.
In the morning, Ouyang was full. The old lady didn’t eat much on weekdays, but these days, in order to fight with each other, she ate three eggs, and her stomach was a little bit full. After entering the government, she just wiped her mouth ready to start.
As a result, the boss of the bird market personally received Ouyang, and happily approved 50 million yuan for Ouyang, and the special funds were specially approved to take away the special funds. Ouyang was dumbfounded. Leave it, so much money, he can't do it?"
"Let's not care whether we can leave or not, let's hurry up and get the money!" The two of them were afraid that they would be asked to leave when they went out. As soon as they left the office, they rushed to find the financial leader. After getting the money, Zhang Fan told Ouyang the good news.
Ouyang smiled, and complained regretfully: "I didn't call earlier, ouch, such a good thing, I didn't call earlier, I finally had a chance, so I asked for so much, ouch!"
The old lady moaned like a toothache.
And just after the laboratory notification came out, Zhang Fan hadn't finished the meeting yet, but he received calls from several well-known infection experts in China. Just a word, is there still room?
Even the JD laboratory of Golden Retriever's Infectious Science University sent a fax, wanting to cooperate with Chasu.
What made Zhang Fan wake up from his dreams with laughter was that the leader of the ministry had already called. The laboratory was fully funded by the state, and Zhang Fan and the others reported the advance payment and resolved it immediately. As for the follow-up funds, Zhang Fan instantly felt like he was hardened again.
Three hundred million! It's directly 300 million, and it's not a year, but every year. Zhang Fan rubbed his hands, and his palms were sweating.
To be honest, Huaguo attaches great importance to medical treatment, which is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
You were poor in the early years, but even in the era when you didn’t have enough to eat, there was training for barefoot doctors. People nowadays laugh at others, saying that you are a barefoot doctor, but what everyone doesn’t know is that Huaguo’s barefoot doctor training manual, Even decades later, it is still used by some countries.
After I can afford a little good clothes and a little meat, it will be even better. The county hospital has MRI!
Even if this thing is a decoration, the country is also placed here.
The national laboratory approval document has been issued, and Ouyang rushed back to Cha Su overnight, no plane? fine! No berth? fine! After staying up all night on the hard seat, Ouyang, with red eyes, rushed to Chasu Hospital the next day.
"My old lady, there is no need to put it! This is too much!
"How did you pass it, the National Laboratory, this is not something you don't know the name of, this is the country's approval, this is the leader's approval, how can it be counted? You listen to me, you don't have to worry about it, hand it over Just give it to me, I will definitely make it beautiful and grand!"
Zhang Fan is helpless!
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