Seven Hundred and Seventy Sixth Voldemort

"The road to medicine is smooth ()"!

Surgery is very simple, and most surgical diseases are very simple, that is, the relationship between 0 and 1. There is no need for you to hang up the number of the director or the number of an expert.

It's the same as whether there are slits on the glass, as long as the eyes are slightly better, you can see it. But once the disease cannot be solved by the outpatient doctor, the patient must be psychologically prepared at this time.

Once the outpatient doctors can't solve it, even if you don't register as an expert, they will bring an expert to show you. Of course, this is not to teach you to take advantage of less money, but to use an analogy.

For example, mumps is between yes and no. If mumps affects the belly of a male patient, the doctor must determine whether it has affected the male's fertility.

Even if a man does not intend to have children, he must clearly tell the other party that there is something wrong with you, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to have children in the future. The doctor informed the other party of this situation, not to prevent the patient from becoming a father in the future, but to the patient's right to know.

In the outpatient department of the urology department, today is the same as the Chinese New Year in the countryside. Before the Chinese New Year in rural areas, pigs are slaughtered. Seven or eight people hold down a pig. The pig roars extremely loudly. It is not like a slaughterhouse.

After squeezing the belly, the next step is disinfection and drainage. This kind of infected wound cannot be sutured at one time, because the infection secretion inside is still continuing. If you tie the pocket tightly, it may blow up again in a few days like a balloon.

And even if you don't suture, the meat sticks together, because of the platelets, it will stick together for you in three days.

So at this time, the drainage strip should be placed. In fact, this thing is very simple. The novice doctor will put the gauze, and the patient can feel comfortable when he sees the young doctor carefully fold the gauze strips like a matchstick.

The clinical guidelines are full of gauze strips, but this thing is not good for actual combat, which shows that the big guys who wrote the guidelines have been a little bit out of the masses in recent years! Because this thing waits for the gauze to absorb enough blood, and then it is just like the two brothers, directly sticking to the flesh. When the dressing is changed, it will definitely make the patient feel like cramps.

But the old doctor was more rude, directly took out a rubber glove, Kakaka, and cut off the rubber band at the mouth of the glove three times. The patient felt that the doctor was perfunctory him.

Then I fiddled with it, stuffed it into my stomach and left. If it weren't for the reexamination in a few days, the patient would have the heart to report it, because it feels too perfunctory, and the registration fee of five yuan is not worth it.

In fact, this kind of operation is good. When the infection recovers in a few days, gently pull it,

Everything is OK, the patient does not feel extreme pain, as if being gently pulled by his girlfriend, although there is a little pain, but more excitement!

If it is an ordinary stomach infection, this step is complete. The patient can take a rest and go home with legs crossed and crab steps.

But not today, because mumps can cause male reproductive dysfunction, so a chrysanthemum inspection is needed.

Many beauty parlors, even barbershops, advertise prostate health care. I don't know how they do it, but Zhang Fan feels that most people would not accept it.

Not to mention health care, even a serious prostate examination can make normal men runny nose and tears.

The place where the prostate can be touched is very special. If that male friend goes to the health care one day and someone gives a big sword of prostate on the surface of the body, you can report her for fraud, because the damn thing cannot be touched on the surface of the body. Yes, this thing is hidden very deep.

How can it be done? First of all, the patient should be in a position. The buttocks are tilted up, and the soft cushion is placed on the abdomen, and the hips are tilted up as much as possible, just like a one-eyed dragon looking at the moon. Especially when the fat buttocks of adult men are lifted up, they are white and greasy, which really makes normal male doctors feel uncomfortable.

Take a look at the black chrysanthemum. If it is hairy, an untrained doctor would not be able to eat the elbow meat in today's cafeteria. But for a few days, the men outside lined up in a long line.

"Doctor, doctor, what are you doing!" This buddy who saw Fu Yanjie's box and still ignored it was really scared at this moment.

Nima, he really understood how strong the doctor's hand is. When he squeezed it just now, he felt like there were gold stars in front of his eyes. Therefore, when he was made to lie down with his butt raised, his voice was trembling when he asked questions.

If it wasn't for worrying about AIDS, maybe he would be able to carry the examination bed and run away. It was so painful, my whole body was cramping like an electric shock.

"I need to check if the prostate is infected!" The doctor said blankly, and then kept applying paraffin oil on the gloves. After a while, the hands became oily and slippery.

This feeling is like holding a pig's thigh and gnawing your hands after eating.

"Turn around and take a deep breath!" He slapped his buttocks and said in a serious tone. "Don't move, don't move, relax, relax!"

Then the doctor's middle finger, in the shape of a number 7, was inserted into the ass. How much is this depth, about four centimeters or five centimeters.

Probably it is not enough to go in with the fingers, but a part of the fist posture is also needed to go in. At the beginning, when the finger entered, because of the paraffin oil, it was only a middle finger, which was not thick, and it was not even thicker than the stool that does not eat vegetables.

There is no pressure on the patient at all, and there is a wonderful feeling. But when the other knuckles also enter, this time begins.

How can I describe the hot and painful feeling? This thing is like someone insisting on picking your nostrils with a thumb.

The pain burst instantly, the man lay on his stomach and shouted but couldn't yell, his mouth grew so big that the saliva flowed all over the bed, only to hear the man screaming like killing a pig. "Uh! Uh!"

In the past, medical care was not popular in Huaguo. In Zhang Fan's grandfather's generation, men were rarely admitted to the hospital because of prostate problems. It was not because the quality of men was good at the beginning, but because medical care was not popular.

In terms of a set of data, in the future, almost 90% of men will be admitted to the hospital once in this life because of this disease, so there is still time for protection, drink more water and less urine, regular married life, don’t just hold a gun and fight Facing the wall, the last thing is to sit less for a long time.

When Zhang Fan came out of the respiratory ICU, he didn't even have time to eat. He had to go to the urology department and the pediatrics department.

He went to the urology department first, not because he was worried, but because he was relieved. After a round, he was going to the pediatrics department for help.

After entering the urology department, the old men who were carrying urine bags all over the corridor disappeared. Now they are all middle-aged men, with one side of their cheeks swollen like pears, listening to the shouts like slaughtering pigs in the disposal room.

These men looked constipated, as if they were about to face being raped, but they couldn't resist the aggrieved state.

The director of the urology department, Lao Li, was also sitting in the department at this time. After seeing Zhang Fan, he got up and said hello.

Lao Li was the one who was held by Ouyang's tail in a serious manner, maybe Lao Li was held willingly. Anyway, Zhang Fan in the urology department is more at ease. With Lao Li, who is an old doctor, there will be no chaos in the department.

For example, the abuse of antibiotics and overtreatment, Zhang Fan is not worried at all, because this industry is also run by people, and once there are people, this thing will have a deep and winding path. Now the treatment in Chasu Hospital has improved.

But there are still some people who are not willing to do anything, so the directors of each department of Zhang Fan are very important, not only to lead the doctors to be on the right track academically and technically, but also to lead the doctors not to go astray in terms of professional ethics.

For example, the former director of the third department of orthopedics in the third outpatient clinic would carry the equipment representative onto the table from time to time. Back then, Zhang Fan had seen two oval marks on this guy's table.

That is to say, Zhang Fan and Ouyang were overthrown by Zhang Fan and Ouyang after he had not been the director for a long time. Otherwise, if this kind of person has been the director for more than three years, the entire department will be rotten. You shouldn't be steel plated, he can put steel plates on you.

If you don’t deserve a hip replacement, he dares to replace it for you. He treats patients like killing pigs. Therefore, after seeing a doctor in a hospital, the first thought of many patients is not to change hospitals and places for reexamination, but to think about how to let the doctor do the operation well.

Seeing that the doctor does not accept red envelopes, I think this doctor is the black Bao Gong in a white coat. In fact, people look down on your red envelopes. If you put 1,000 in an envelope, it is a lot, but they get you a set of steel plates and take much more than you.

Because we are human beings, we should pay attention to it, just like there is a real story about a professor, an old professor, who published books in his early years and worked as a consultant for companies. He is very capable and has a lot of money.

The professor's wife had embolism in the lower extremities, and went directly to the hospital, and then he found the top brand in the local area, and the top brand was also neat, and he said without taking off his clothes, let's get six stents first! The stent back then, the stent at the beginning, was expensive.

One card, ten thousand, one card, ten thousand! People with this income will ask you a thousand red envelopes?

Then the professor’s grandson went to a hospital in the capital once on a business trip to the capital. He took the image data of his grandma without a stent and asked an expert. The expert directly said that the stent is useless!

Sure enough, the old lady's hair did not change before and after surgery!

Therefore, in many cases, it is often necessary to consult with multiple parties, not to consult nonsense and ignorant people, let alone seek medical treatment online, but to go to large hospitals, and go to several large hospitals. After all, money does not come from strong winds.

"Zhang Yuan, there are quite a lot of people with reproductive system infections! Inflammation is easy to eliminate, but there is a high probability that it will affect fertility!"

As soon as Zhang Fan heard it, the traces of dark smiles that he had been listening to the howls of the same sex disappeared all of a sudden. Ordinary people are like this, watching the same sex walking and falling, absolutely laughing, but watching someone break their leg, they start to feel compassion again.

"Where's Zhao Yanfang?" Zhang Fan turned to ask Wang Hong. Zhang Fan has too many things to do in a day, and it's really difficult without an assistant.

Wang Hong immediately said: "In the outpatient clinic, the volume of outpatient consultations is huge today, and everyone who can be a physician has gone to the outpatient clinic!"

"Tell her to come to the urology department. If there are too many outpatients, there will be no more, and if there are fewer ones, there will be a lot. This is her position!"

"OK!"

In the past, when encountering such a situation, Chasu Hospital had no choice but to treat the symptoms and eliminate the inflammation, wait for the patient to be discharged, and then recommend the patient to a higher-level hospital for further diagnosis and treatment.

But now Chasu Hospital is different. This disease must be eliminated, otherwise hundreds of thousands of people will suffer from tea, and tens of thousands of reproductive problems will occur. This is a big deal!

Zhang Fan looked sadly at the crowd of patients queuing up. He never expected that Nima, who had an upper respiratory disease, turned into Voldemort and specifically targeted the lower three roads~!

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