Four Hundred and Eighteenth Benefits of Studying Medicine

"The road to medicine is smooth ()"

After Zhang Fan and Shao Hua finished the round where you attack me and defend, and switch roles, Zhang Fan's brain was like a pile of used diapers, and he couldn't squeeze any more, and if he squeezed again, he would only pee. Under normal circumstances at this time, men who smoke tend to take a puff of fairy cigarettes, which are more enjoyable than smoking after a meal. In the faint green smoke, their eyes are straightened, and their minds are full of blank questions about how the universe was formed.

Between men and women, especially husbands and wives, whether it is love on the bedside or standing on the ground to quarrel, it is a very laborious exercise. At first glance, it seems that there is not much action. In fact, if you think about it carefully, the consumption is definitely not inferior to taking a big top.

Let’s just talk about quarrels, couples who quarrel a little every three days and have a big quarrel every five days, one is fat and the other is thin, and the fat one wins the quarrel. Foaming, in fact, my heart is still very dark.

Then the more angry the less appetite, the body can't get fat even if it wants to, and the other one, who brought the victory in the battlefield into the rice bowl, the more he eats, the more energetic he becomes, and then it becomes the so-called fattening after drinking saliva. To gain weight, the adrenal glands have exerted the greatest effect, not only the heart is refreshed, but the brain is also refreshed. In order to continue this pleasure, the brain changes the way to make the body stronger, so as to release more adrenal glands, so there is a battle The more courageous posture.

And the family that is like a battlefield every day, if they meet a well-matched opponent again. The couple was definitely skinny and skinny, they consumed too much, they had a good meal, and they didn't even leave the door, and they had an earth-shattering quarrel, and as a result, all their nutrition was exhausted.

This is not over yet, the couple lay on the same bed at night, not talking to each other, as if they were pretending to be asleep, but they were actually counting their ribs: Why didn't I quarrel today? How will I argue tomorrow, how will I arrange tactics!

Then, the final result is that sooner or later one of the parties will either suffer from stomach cancer, or breast cancer or thyroid cancer. What is a bad stomach, what is caused by drinking and taking medicine. To be honest, the stomach is the most skinny organ among the internal organs.

This thing is not even afraid of strong acid. Drinking alcohol, yes, can indeed cause gastric mucosa to bleed, but this level of drinking, before the stomach is ruined, the liver will be finished.

So, this is one aspect of the family environment in medical terms. Gastroenterology doctors often tell patients to improve your family environment and living habits. It's not that the doctor told you to change to a big house of 200 square meters, but that you should stop arguing and get angry, and eat all three meals on time.

Fortunately, Zhang Fan and Shao Hua are not like this. Shao Hua occasionally plays a little temper, and Zhang Fan immediately pretends to understand infinitely. If outsiders make Shao Hua angry, when Shao Hua is angry, Zhang Fan will never Reasoning to Shao Hua, saying what you should do, that's what fools do.

Zhang Fan usually moves a bench, pours a cup of tea, and while cursing that unknown outsider with Shao Hua, while drinking water, he opens an operation in his mind to practice his hands. Even though Zhang Fan didn't seem to be in love before marriage, but this function is as innate, that is, he was a little poor back then, otherwise it is hard to say whether Zhang Fan would become a doctor.

It is estimated that the gods also guarded against this move, making Zhang Fan look like he was harvesting wheat in June during the years of strong hormones, not to mention that he still had no money in his pocket.

After a tie, Zhang Fan leaned against the head of the bed blankly. But Shao Hua would be dishonest. When the fight was not started, Shao Hua was like all women, the one on the left didn't want it, and the one on the right hated it. He knew what he was going to do, but he just wanted to make a symbolic resistance.

And Zhang Fan spoke sweet words very cooperatively, this is the regulations, the regulations and procedures that are inherent in the nature of men and women. Unless it costs money, or is forced.

After the end, the procedure is reversed. Zhang Fan wanted to be quiet, but Shao Hua wanted to move! He touched the muscles of Zhang Fan's chest for a while, and studied the little bean button on his chest for a while. I also asked curiously: There is a small eye on your little doudou, let me see if there is one on the other side.

Shao Hua's slippery behavior finally made Zhang Fan unsure.

"You can't touch this thing!" Shao Hua pinched Zhang Fan's little Doudou red. Originally brown. Now it's like a little cherry has been basked in the sun.

"You're just talking nonsense, then why are you, why are you touching me!"

"Uh, can this be the same!"

"Why is it different? It's so small, it's not allowed to be touched!"

"Silly girl, you have no place to go to the bathroom after holding back your urine, is it uncomfortable? This thing has the same reason as you can't find a bathroom in a hurry to urinate!"

"Huh?" Shao Hua had an expression of, don't lie to me, her little hands are ready, if Zhang Fan is talking nonsense, she probably will give Zhang Fan a bigger grip.

In fact, a man's gland is like the sacrum of a human being. In layman's terms, it is like the tailbone. It is a degenerated organ. What is this thing for? It's a juice-secreting organ. But the various internal pipes have degenerated and half-opened, just like sewers that are old and in disrepair.

You say it is unobstructed, the child can leak water everywhere when he urinates, you say it is not unobstructed, when the disease is diseased, this thing can soak the underwear, just like breastfeeding children like mothers.

The glands of women have well-developed passages, and proper stimulation can make the secretion vigorous. That's where the prolactinist comes in.

Not so with men. Just like what Zhang Fan said, once it is stimulated and secreted, it immediately feels like a person whose bladder is going to explode and who is about to urinate, which is quite uncomfortable. The male genitals actually feel uncomfortable when stimulated.

What should I do if I feel uncomfortable, I can’t get out, and it’s hard for anyone to say what the secreted juice is. Over time, it begins to deteriorate, just like spoiled milk, followed by inflammation and cancer.

Female breast cancer is very cruel. Usually, both breasts are dug out, which looks very cruel. After this kind of operation, the chest looks like it has been scratched by a big bowl and then branded with a soldering iron again, and the white color has turned into a brown contraction.

Fortunately, the cure rate is currently very high.

But men are different. Once breast cancer is diagnosed, the chance of surviving is extremely small. It is often money spent and people gone.

Therefore, many people, especially some young people, in order to find stimulation, let their girlfriends suck and suck, and the glands are swollen like Wangzai steamed buns. When I came to the hospital, the doctor was terrified, and kept telling me, don’t stimulate it anymore, don’t stimulate it anymore, just let it be a little soy bean, can’t you!

Because stimulation can lead to inflammation and canceration of the urethra, there has been an upward trend in recent years. Could it be that the sensitive point has moved up? This is not bluffing.

As soon as Zhang Fan told Shao Hua, Shao Hua didn't dare to mess with him immediately. After all, they all grew up on breast milk, and who doesn't have one...

The relationship between Zhang Fan and Shao Hua is very good and harmonious. Firstly, both of them are reasonable and broad-minded people, secondly, there is no such thing as poor and lowly couples in all aspects of family income, and thirdly, it is mainly due to Zhang Fan's hard work.

In this regard, Zhang Fan is very proud. After all, medicine is not for nothing, and the human body is not for nothing.

Men, most of the men, came up like a very hungry pig, thumped, thumped, and then lay there like a dead fish, motionless.

In fact, this aspect of men is like drinking white wine. After a few big gulps, it will make people feel depressed.

As for women, they are actually like drinking rice wine, just like the elegant people in ancient times, warming wine to pay for plum blossoms, first from sour to hazy, and then seeing that mountains are not mountains, water is not water, and slowly until mountains are still mountains, water is still water, But the fragrance of birds and flowers can last for a long time.

Therefore, many men and women are not harmonious. One is anxious, the other is slow-tempered, it would be strange if they can be harmonious.

But this is not to blame for Huaguo men, it is for Huaguo education.

For example, when Zhang Fan was in junior high school, he had to take physical hygiene, and the book was distributed, and the physiological structure was also drawn on the book. When Zhang Fan and the others were in junior high school, boys and girls often read the section on human physiology in biology books behind their backs.

After a long time, it's finally the end of the term, and it's time for this section. For freshmen, ask repeaters about what the teacher said in this section. It really doesn't matter whether you study well or not, whether you want to enter high school or want to mix in society.

All very curious.

In Zhang Fan's class back then, there was a boy who repeated the grade. He told Zhang Fan and them in the corner of the classroom: I'll go, this class is very exciting. After the teacher took the class, he took off his clothes while talking, and then slowly descended from the top to the bottom, what is here and what is there.

While talking, he sucked his saliva, probably the young man secretly watched the film back then. But Zhang Fan and the others didn't know it at the time. A group of chicks who heard it almost stood up and saluted, because the biology teacher back then was said to be a leader who had just graduated a few years ago.

Dressed in a western style, with a red check mark on the upper body, this kind of compassionate shirt can only be found in big cities, light blue stretch jeans, wide mouth small red leather shoes under the feet, and transparent and shiny stockings on the white ankle! Obediently, this teacher is the goddess Zhang Fan and the others dreamed of back then.

In the class that year, before the class, all the boys in the class looked forward to their heads like raised crows and their eyes were red.

As a result, the teacher came in, threw the book on the podium table, "This class is self-study!" Then turned and left.

You don't know, some people probably cried at that time, not because of other reasons, but because they love to study, and because repeaters are cheating!

That's all for junior high school, and it's even stricter in high school.

Not to mention the love between men and women, the school teachers are like the king of the mountain who snatches a marriage, whoever flirts with whoever, and beats them with a stick...

That’s not to mention, when the iron boat was passed from the golden hair country to the Hua country, there were no cinemas in the small county at that time, but the iron boat was so famous that it was said to be a classic, and there was a piece of shredded pork or green peppers to draw for beautiful women What about falling body painting?

Zhang Fan and the others made appointments to see classics, they definitely didn't just go to see paintings. Then dozens of students went to the unlicensed small black room on a dark and windy night. I have to go home at ten o'clock at the latest, because the time for evening self-study is over.

Look, look, it's really meaningless, a broken ship is really nothing to see, because it's a gun shot, and from time to time there will be a sentence in the southern dialect of Huaguo, fuck your mother!

I finally waited for the scene of painting. Coincidentally, just like in every student age, there was a vicious dean of the academic affairs office in the school who came, took the physical education teacher with a stick and rope, and kicked the little girl away. The door of the black house.

The light shone in like the search lights of a prison. The director of the academic affairs office did not see the drawing board on the TV, but only saw the white thighs, and then yelled, "Dare to watch pornographic videos! Arrest them all."

This catches those who are going to be expelled, and then it is estimated that they will be beaten to death by their parents.

A room full of high school and junior high school students originally stood up to salute, but they were suddenly frightened. It is estimated that some children were frightened out of their psychological shadows. Zhang Fan saw that something was wrong at the time, pulled down the black cloth curtain, and threw it at the director of the Academic Affairs Office.

In fact, the director of the Academic Affairs Office only frightened and frightened the students, and he was still a good person. When the black curtain flew over, he thought he had encountered a hero flying over on the road. Tilting his head and raising his arms, he turned on the defense mode. At this moment, Zhang Fan kicked the window and yelled vaguely, "Run!"

Then a group of students, like frightened bats, whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Then the director of the academic affairs office and the physical education teacher held flashlights, just like Huang Yugao on the defense, "Stop! If you don't stop, I won't take it lightly. I've seen you all."

Catch thieves and catch dirt, can those who dare to run away to study at night and watch videos be good children, whoever stands still is a fool. The streets are full of rabbits chased by dogs on the hills.

The students run away, the teacher chases after them, followed by a fat boss holding a kitchen knife, "You bastards, pay for my window, look what you've done to me. I'm messing with someone!"

Will the children who are guarded so strictly be able to understand the relationship between men and women when they grow up? No, so this is also the reason why few first loves are the most beautiful but eventually get married. Isn't there a saying, don't bother to adjust other people's husbands!

After Shao Hua and Zhang Fan got bored for a while, they started talking about serious business. Young couples are probably like this, they don't fight, they talk about their level and level, and it is generally not easy to talk about serious matters.