New Book "After the Big Brother Retires"

Others retire and raise their grandchildren to dance in the square.

Pei Ye retired, krypton gold to raise cubs paper man.

Before Krypton Gold: Garbage games, you don’t care about cheating Krypton.

After Krypton Gold: It smells so good! I can not only kryptonite but also liver!

As for raising paper people, it can cultivate sentiment and enrich the boring life after retirement. After raising it, it can not only be affectionate, but also... emmm...

PS: The new book is fat and can be slaughtered.

PS: The new book is going to be on the shelves on March 1st. At that time, we need your monthly ticket support. Thanks?(?ω?)?

The following is the first chapter of the new book.

The room with simple furnishings was pitch black, except for the screen in the study room with a faint blue light flashing, and occasional tick-tock notifications.

At this time, a slight footstep came from the kitchen from far to near, and the figure gradually became clear.

Didi--

The message notification sounded again, the man made a wrong step, and without seeing her move, he appeared in the study room like a wisp of green smoke, so fast that he could leave behind a string of phantoms. She took a sip of the freshly brewed instant drink, casually placed the panda-shaped mug on the desk, and slid her finger up the virtual screen.

【Pei Ye, are you there? 】

【Are you there, Pei Ye? 】

[Grandma Pei, it's an urgent matter, don't pretend to be dead! 】

[Uncle Pei, I’m calling you uncle, okay, come back as soon as you see the news, or I’ll hack your mind! 】

[Pei Ye comes out, Pei Ye comes out, I know you are online, don't hide behind the screen and keep quiet, I know you are spying on the screen! 】

...

The time in the lower right corner jumps from second to second.

Pei Ye read the message from his friend who was getting more and more irritable, and his expression was as calm as stagnant water.

The friend begged the grandpa to sue the grandma and then gave up in despair, swiping the screen for more than 200 messages.

Pei Ye skipped the unnutritious chatter in the middle, and directly underlined to the last few sentences.

[Grandma Pei, you can hold your breath, I admit defeat, I have convinced you. 】

The friend's attitude gradually softened.

[There is something I want to ask you for your help. Aren't you very free recently? Help me take care of a cub. After the matter is done, everything can be discussed. 】

[It's inconvenient for outsiders to know about the existence of this cub. After much deliberation, I can only ask you to take care of it. 】

[I know you don't know how to take care of children, so I specially designed a fool-style raising app for little ones, and you can just follow along, no trouble at all. 】

[I still have something to do, let's talk about it later! 】

My friend XXX sent you a file offline, please check it.

The swift action seemed to be selling a hot potato.

Pei Ye stared at these words and hesitated for a while, and finally chose to accept them.

Her posture changed from a straight sitting posture to a lazy and decadent Ge You lying down, with her long straight legs crossed and leaning against the corner of the desk, humming a popular local tune.

Download, install, and open the APP.

All in one go.

A second later, the brain's screen went black with a snap, and a sea of ​​pink stars slowly emerged.

The sea of ​​stars moved closer to the center of the brain screen, forming a pink vortex.

Not long after, the pink vortex condensed into a lovely pink love heart, simulating a heart beating three times.

"Why is the design of a cub-raising app so flamboyant?"

Saying that, the heart exploded at once, turning into a flowing pink light, and gathered into four big words.

【Love and Raising Cubs】

Pei Ye: "..."

Not only is it designed to be a show bag, but it is also plagiarized.

Playing this kind of game will lower your style.

She casually took the snacks piled up in a corner of the study, tore open the degradable paper packaging bag, took out potato chips and ate them.

After waiting, the long scene animation finally ended, and an even more flamboyant logo popped up.

It is clearly a privately produced app, and the producer also designed a series of disclaimers for this cub raising app, which requires Pei Ye to sign the statement before entering the game.

She glanced casually and found that the terms of these disclaimers were rather retarded.

【This game is a nurturing game that integrates love and raising cubs. 】

[One, the development of Zai Zai is all under the player's control (if Zai Zai is a mentally retarded player, please don't get angry, I will examine myself three times a day, find problems from myself, and refuse domestic violence), the growth of Zai Zai requires the player to participate in the whole process, Please also treat it seriously, don’t spend three days fishing and two days drying the net~~~]

[Second, Zai Zai's emotions are very sensitive, please pay attention to its mood changes. 】

[Third, Zai Zai made a mistake, please give priority to guidance, don't use foul language. 】

[Fourth, once this game is activated, it is bound for life and cannot be destroyed or discarded. 】

...

[Finally, all interpretation rights belong to Tiannao! 】

[If you don't accept it, come and hit me! 】

Pei Ye: "..."

She just wants to buy a ticket to the central planet right now, and take that guy's lair!

It's not good to be coquettish in front of whom, but you actually flirt in front of her?

Pei Ye didn't look carefully at these mentally handicapped clauses, and dragged to the end to agree, signed his name according to the process, and bound the account.

As the melodious and brisk BGM sounded, the game finally started.

Pei Ye clicked casually, skipping the boring novice guidance.

Compared with the fancy cutscenes and logo screens, the game interface is surprisingly simple. Inside the screen is a simple room with gray walls on all sides, a closed frosted window, a closed door, and a wooden door. A table, a wooden stool, and a gaudy egg on the wooden stool, and nothing else.

This egg is really gaudy, there are roughly twenty colors in it, and it is as messy as a child's graffiti.

She poked the egg, and a name box popped up on the screen.

【Please name the cub or lover】

"Since everyone says it's Zai Zai, let's call it Ah Zai."

This game setting really made her feel speechless.

She is not a paper lover, it is impossible for her to take the paper man in the app as a partner, let alone a lover.

Raising cubs and raising lovers, isn't it the same as raising cubs and selling them domestically?

too harsh

_(:з」∠)_

[named successfully]

When the system prompt is over, there are two small characters on the head of the egg——

【A cub】

Pei Ye explored the functions of various buttons, and the system prompted her to get an ID for the account.

After thinking for a moment, "Your Abba" was born.

If that egg is equipped with a title, the small characters on the head will become "Your father's son"

As she poked at the various icons, she studied the meaning of the icons.

"It's a shame to make such a simple game, and it can't even stir up a splash on the market..."

Since Pei Ye retired from the Federal Army, she has been obsessed with games all day long. She has been involved in almost all action, adventure, simulation, role-playing and leisure games. Among them, the popular krypton gold (cheat krypton) games are the main ones. I have also played a few games for cultivation, but after playing for a while, I figured out the routine and gave up.

Judging from her eyes, this nurturing app is too simple.

I really can't arouse the urge to krypton gold.

"How to upgrade this thing?"

After groping for a while, Pei Ye found that there was a progress bar called "merit" on the egg.

"Minor" is equivalent to the experience of ordinary games. There is no krypton gold channel for the time being, and you can only rely on the liver.

"According to the cultivation routine, at this time, we should launch 'buy for one yuan' and 'six yuan for SR skin' to cheat krypton..."

There are "1" and "6", step by step, there will be 98, 188, 348 and 648 later

_(:з」∠)_

Rao even Pei Ye was paid tens of thousands by game merchants.

To develop a game, one must rely on krypton or liver, and a game that is both krypton and liver is shameless.

She has nothing now, except that she has a lot of free time and is covered in liver, so krypton gold is not worth it.

"How much merit is needed to break the shell? One thousand... one thousand merits? It doesn't look like much..."

Pei Ye poked around for a while, and found that the novice guide he had just skipped had important clues.

She quickly pulled out the novice guide for a closer look.

A piece of parchment was rolled up in the center of the screen. The text on the front was fairly clear, but the text on the back was smeared with ink, intermittently.

[Ten tens of thousands of years ago, the heaven and earth were full of aura. Although there were frictions between immortals, humans, demons, and demons, the overall situation was relatively peaceful. 】

[The human world has a vast continent, on which there are hundreds of countries, and there is a small country with a population of less than one million, called "Tanchang". 】

The ink behind the two sentences was dotted, covering several lines of handwriting.

[...years later, the Empress of Tanchang Kingdom gave birth to...named '...Su'...]

After that, there was another piece of ink, and Pei Ye could barely make out a few words.

The connection context should be what happened to the prince named "Su", and the guess should be that "Tan Chang" was destroyed by who? After the country was destroyed, "Su" blackened and did the great thing of anger and grievance, and finally the heaven was furious and cast a curse. Unless "Su" pays off the countless karmic obstacles on his body, he will not be freed forever and ever.

In the end, the soul of "Su" turned into this egg.

Players need to hatch the eggs, and accompany "Su" to earn merit and luck, and help "Su" wake up.

After seeing it, Pei Ye only had one thought——

"Shoddy game background!"

The setting of the bad street, you can find a bunch of similar free materials if you search for it.

After figuring out the game background of this egg, Pei Ye started to study how to make dungeons to earn "merit".

Although my friend is a scam, but since I promised him to help raise the cubs, then I will raise them, and I will be idle if I am idle.

There is no difference between being addicted to online games or addicted to nurturing games, both can pass the time.

The entrance to the dungeon is really easy to find.

In the upper right corner of the screen, there is a skull button with a flamboyant shape, with the word "duplicate" written on it.

Click it in, and a long roll of parchment appears on the screen again. The parchment is a little old, and the corners are a little yellowish brown.

Except for the first copy which is lit, all the others are locked, with a gray mark, and cannot be opened.

She could only click on the top dungeon introduction.

This look, almost blind.

[Why did the 70-year-old lady die tragically on the street? Why are hundreds of sows screaming every night? Why are the condoms in the canteen repeatedly hacked? Why are girls' dormitory panties frequently stolen? What is the secret behind the theft of dormitory sheets? Who did the chrysanthemum bloom in Boys Over Flowers? Behind all this! ! ! Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Please pay attention to this dungeon channel, let [Your Abba] lead us into the hearts of demons and ghosts, and explore the unknown world...]

Curiosity made her click in, and her desire to survive made her want to fork off the interface.

"What the hell?"

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Pei Ye felt angry that his IQ was being rubbed on the ground by his friends.

She wanted to uninstall the game, but this broken game was poisonous, and the interface was stuck at this time, so she slipped and clicked on [Enter Dungeon].

"Is there still such an operation?"

She doesn't believe that her brain can't even run the app, unless someone is secretly acting as a demon.

For example, the maker of this APP.

Pei Ye locked the suspect, and several prompts popped up on the screen one after another.

Ready to enter the copy, please prepare the players.

Countdown 3...

Countdown 2...

Countdown 1...

Enter the copy!

I wish you a happy game!

The pleasant game sound sounded, and before Pei Ye could react, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he lost consciousness immediately.

Before losing consciousness, she vaguely heard the playful laughter of her friend.

[All interpretation rights belong to Tiannao! 】

[If you don't accept it, come and hit me! 】