One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty-Six: Saohua Lianpian
Sassy talk, Ou Huang really met Yang Si, and he couldn't let out a fart.
"The servant has seen the messenger."
As soon as Ou Huang came up, he gave Yang Si a big gift, trembling and pitiful, making Yang Si think he was terrible.
"Do you know why I called you here?"
Yang Si's gaze was as cold as water, obviously he didn't deliberately use his aura to overwhelm others, but Ou Huang just felt that it was scary, it was like playing mobile phone by the window in high school, the head teacher was standing outside the window, looking at the back of his head with a cold face, seeping chills From the soles of the feet straight to the forehead.
"Unspoken rules?" Ouhuang was also frightened and nervous, and when he realized what he said, he quickly changed his words, "I don't mean that, I mean, I... I don't I know why the envoy called the servants over..."
Yang Si listened to Ou Huang's lame speech with indifference, claiming to seamlessly switch between "servant", "me" and "servant".
Ou Huang was too nervous. As a homeboy who had just graduated from high school and hadn't spent two months in college, he would blush when talking to girls. He dares to say all sorts of flirtatious things across the Internet, but if he really wants to face to face, he can't get a fart for a long time, he is cowardly, weak and pitiful.
Yang Si also noticed this, so he simply got up and walked to Ouhuang.
Afraid to look at Yang Si, Ou Huang lowered his head slightly, staring at Yang Si's socks, and thought to himself - there is no foot smell?
Yang Si didn't know what Ouhuang was saying in his heart, in front of the five million salted fish, he stroked the neck of Empress Ou with two fingertips, curled his fingers slightly, and there was indeed a blue line on the back of the neck. Before he could react, Ou Huang jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded, and Jiang Pengji, who was far away in Zhanjiang Pass, also showed a "death stare" to Yang Si.
"You, what are you doing?" Ou Huang grabbed the front of his shirt with one hand and covered the back of his neck with the other, his cheeks were flushed with pink, and his eyes were slightly red. He was clearly dressed as a married woman, but he was showing a bit of an innocent girl. Shy, he lost his voice, "How dare you subtly rule labor and capital!"
Yang Si looked at his fingers, stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"I don't know if you are a man or a woman. I will rule you?" Yang Si is not a fool. He contacted Ouhuang twice to mention the tone and context of the hidden rules, and he roughly guessed the meaning of the three words "hidden rules". What are you talking about—huh, most of them are three inches below the navel, a matter between men and women.
Although he has settled down now, Yang Si was also an old driver when he was young, why didn't Yan Shou Huan Fei see it?
No matter how bad his taste is, he wouldn't fall in love with a married woman, right?
"Be honest, what are you doing in Yang Tao's residence?"
The more people who love to laugh and play tricks, once they start to smile seriously, the pressure on them will be very strong.
Seeing Yang Si like this, Ou Huang almost cried in fright, especially when the dagger in the opponent's hand was still on his neck.
"You, what are you doing? I didn't mess with you!"
Yang Si spat out two words with a sneer, and Ou Huang froze.
"Mountain ghost."
Ou Huang was lying on the ground, Yang Si's dagger lay across his neck, the back of his neck was facing Yang Si, the blue tattoo was particularly eye-catching.
"This should be a sign of when the mountain ghost possessed a mortal body, right?" Yang Si brushed the skin with his fingers, and there was no abnormal protrusion, as if it was not pierced by external force, but more like it came out from the inside out. "You guys I don't care how the mountain ghost loves to run around. Your kind has been kind to me before. Considering this kindness, I will not do anything to you. However, you have to tell you to come to Yang Tao's house The purpose. Don’t you know that Yang Tao wants to surrender to my lord? If something happens at this time, how many twists and turns will there be?”
Both Ouhuang and Xianyu in the live broadcast room were frightened by this turn of events.
Sure enough, time travel is not a good job, these ancients are more refined than each other, in comparison, Yang Si is more like a mountain spirit and wild monster.
Driven by a strong desire to survive, Ouhuang stammered, "I really don't mean any harm, I'm still confused, I'm a big man, I haven't even got a girlfriend yet, yet I'm being sucked by a baby boy like a milk bottle... What a loss,
I am not a nanny. "
If he had known this, he might as well have sat in front of the computer and continued beating his Gogos. It would be better to spit up his teammates than to be suckled by a brat.
Yang Si: "..."
Letting go of the dagger, Ou Huang looked like a woman from a good family who was being forced, which made Yang Si's brain ache.
"I met three mountain ghosts in total. The first one knows how to build a ship, and the second one is good at suturing trauma. What do you know?"
Facing such Chi Guoguo's questioning, Ouhuang's heart was broken.
He knelt down with a plop, with a battered and aggrieved expression, "I admit, they are all big bosses, but I'm just a rookie, but my grandma is very skilled, and my fourth mistress is proficient. If you are my hooker Teammate Gouxi, I can take you to the twelfth stage."
Yang Si: "..."
"Duan 12?" He struggled to analyze Ou Huang's words, and frowned, "I'm just an ordinary person, and I can't practice ascension."
He could also hear that there are high and low "mountain ghosts". The first two probably made achievements in some way, but the one in front of him... probably even Yang Tao's son can bully him. Thinking of this, Yang Si felt dull and had no interest.
However, this "mountain ghost" in front of him is so innocent and harmless, what might he be able to say?
Thinking of this, black water started to gurgle in Yang Si's stomach.
"It's not that mountain ghosts rarely appear in this world, why do you possess mortals one after another?"
Ou Huang was dripping with cold sweat, biting his lower lip, he didn't know how to answer, if he answered wrong, maybe he would deceive the latecomers.
Yang Si is too shrewd, it's hard to get away with lying.
One was intentional, and the other was guilty and afraid. Yang Sister's words were easier than eating and drinking. Not long after, Yang Si learned from the other party that the "mountain ghosts" did not appear in groups, but appeared once every seven days and possessed a living creature at random.
"There are tens of millions of people alive in the world, and countless other living creatures. Why did I bump into three mountain ghosts in a few months?"
Ou Huang said with a bitter face, "Probably because you are so lucky..."
Ou Huang who ran into Yang Si was really unlucky, especially himself, he was so unlucky.
Yang Si asked, "When did you possess this person?"
Ou Huang glanced at the time and said, "An hour ago."
Possessing one person for seven days, six hours at a time, Yang Si silently recorded the time and rules.
"You guys are going to walk in the world, so it's inconvenient for me to take care of you, but please keep in mind one piece of advice—" Yang Si's expression turned cold.
"What advice?"
Yang Sidao, "Don't do anything to hurt my lord or hinder my lord's hegemony."
Ou Huang was silent for a while.
Never expected that Xiao Rongrong has the attribute of a loyal dog.
The anchor is really an enviable, jealous and hateful woman.
Yang Si sneered and said, "The tattoos on the back of your neck can't be hidden behind you, right?"
Ou Huang looked confused and didn't understand what Yang Si said.
Yang Si: "..."
Are all his threats out of thin air?