0118. The Dharma Name Is Indiscriminately

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"Amitabha, don't be impulsive, don't take action." Li Mu said with a serious face: "Several donors, please speak carefully if you have anything to say, why are you so violent...Also, I agree with you saying that I am a monk, but please Don’t call me a bald donkey, I’m actually a bald donkey. If you don’t believe me, take a closer look.”

"Damn it, is this bald donkey a fool?"

A rogue pulled out a dagger from his waist, approached step by step, and said with a ferocious smile: "Die the bald donkey, die the bald donkey, die the bald donkey, I will call you a bald donkey, hahaha, I can't agree, what can you do?" ." As he said that, he pierced Li Mu's waist with a dagger.

The waist eye is a crucial position on the human body. If this dagger penetrates, the entire lower body and lower half of the person's life will be destroyed.

"No... big brother, get out of the way." The little girl exclaimed, subconsciously trying to stop him.

"No, Master Ma, please be merciful..." Grandma Cai also looked anxious and wanted to stop her, but after all, she was old and frail, so her reaction was simply not up to par.

The woman in white on one side quietly held the hilt of the sword with one hand.

Ding!

There was a soft sound like the chirping of metal.

"Ah?" The rogue was stunned.

His wrist felt numb due to the shock, as if a dagger had been stabbed into the rock.

"Damn it, this damn bald ass is wearing iron armor."

He looked in shock, only to find that the dagger did not penetrate at all, but was bounced off by something hard, as if it had pierced the armor.

"Amitabha, my God bless...the donor, it's not the iron armor that actually pierced the young monk's flesh. However, the young monk is protected by Buddhism and is indestructible." Li Mu was talking about falsehoods, but he always looked like an accomplished monk. , said: "Several donors, I have already been stabbed by you, and now we are all even, why not put down the butcher's knife, become a Buddha immediately, leave the gold ingot quickly, and let's go."

The little girl and Granny Cai opened their mouths in shock.

The woman in white on one side, whose face was covered by white gauze, couldn't clearly see the expression on that peerless and graceful face, but the hand holding the hilt of the sword slowly loosened its grip.

The horse-faced, yellow-toothed rogue and the others were shocked.

"King Kong is indestructible? Who are you bluffing... Damn it, I don't believe it anymore..." The rogue gritted his teeth, waved the dagger, and stabbed it dozens of times like raindrops, and shouted: "Death Bald donkey, I'll stab you to death..."

Li Mu didn't hide either.

However, until the scoundrel's wrist became red and swollen from the shock, his arm was almost broken, and the tip of the dagger was broken, but Li Mu did not make even a small incision on his body. Instead, he was panting from exhaustion.

Granny Cai looked at Li Mu in disbelief.

The little girl hiding behind her grandma opened her mouth wide, and her thin face was full of admiration.

The woman in white has sharp eyes.

She looked at the scratches on Li Mu's clothes made by daggers on his back. Through the scratches, she could see the muscles underneath. He was not wearing any armor. It was clearly a body of flesh and blood. There was no internal energy fluctuation just now, indicating that this The young monk did not use his inner energy, but only the strength of his physical body blocked the dagger's thrust...

Well, it's a very good outsider's hard skills.

She made this assessment in her mind.

"Amitabha, okay, you can call me Monk Bald Donkey if you want, but please don't add the word "death". After all, Monk is still alive and not dead." Li Mu said seriously, as if he had been stabbed so many times just now. But it's not as important as the other party adding the word "death" in front of his name.

"Haha, let me tell you, you dare to stand up and take care of my affairs, Lord Ma. Haha, it turns out you have some skills." The horse-faced, yellow-toothed ruffian resisted the shock in his heart and sneered.

The rogue spirit in him came back again, and he said: "He is a little more powerful than the reckless stranger two days ago, but in this Ping'an Town, even a strong dragon has to be restrained... Hehe, die Bald Donkey, so what if you are so powerful? It is easy to hide from open guns and hard to defend against hidden arrows. Can you withstand the greetings of our brothers Miyan, Lime, and Anqingzi? Can you be invulnerable even when you sleep? You are not dead now. In a moment, I will let you die."

"Amitabha, donor, it is wrong for you to speak like this. You are stubborn and stubborn." Li Mu clasped his hands together, with a compassionate look on his face, and chanted the Buddha's name repeatedly.

The woman in white on the side shook her head.

I don’t know where this little monk came from. Why is he so stupid?

Although he is proficient in hard skills and has good strength, his brain is obviously corrupted by his practice of Buddhism, and he looks stupid. If such a person walks around the world, sooner or later he will be tricked to death.

I don’t know where the little monk’s master is, but he is so relieved that he comes out alone.

When the woman in white passed by before, the young monk deliberately ordered three bowls of plain noodles in order to help Granny Cai and her grandson, which caught her attention. At that time, she also thought that the two grandsons were really pitiful, especially the thin ones. The scene of the little girl counting money and saving money after getting her photo touched some feelings deep in her heart.

So she sat down and ordered a bowl of noodles.

No matter what the little girl's purpose of saving money is, she wants to help her realize it today.

At that time, she just thought that this little monk had a good heart, but now that something like this happened, she suddenly became a little bit interested in this silly little monk.

"So what if you are stubborn?" The horse-faced, yellow-toothed ruffian laughed loudly: "What can you do to my grandfathers?"

The so-called scoundrels are actually scoundrels who stalk and stick around like dog-skin plaster, which is difficult to pull off after being applied. In the Water Margin, one of the four ancient Chinese masterpieces, the down-and-out green-faced beast Yang Zhi has to go out on the street in order to survive. After selling his ancestral sword, he was entangled by a gangster led by Niu Er, who deliberately made things difficult and humiliated him in every possible way. Finally, he forced the green-faced beast to kill Niu Er with a single blow. He was arrested by the government and became a supporting force, completely cutting off the hope of Guangzong Yaozu.

Horse Face's group of people are obviously just such a group of scoundrels.

"Haha, this bald donkey... makes grandpa laugh to death."

"Yeah, what can you do to the grandfathers?"

"Look at him looking stupid and stupid, hahahaha."

"Damn bald donkey, you are a monk, hahaha, monks are compassionate, so what if you have martial arts skills? Do you still dare to kill us? Hahaha."

"That's right, you damn bald donkey, if you have the ability, you can hit me, haha, hit me."

The group of rogues were all laughing.

People coming and going on the street all saw this scene and cursed in their hearts.

The locals all know that this group of thugs is a nuisance in Ping An Town. They have colluded with several of their officials in the town. They usually do some shameful things and have been involved in many unscrupulous things. In the town, Everyone hated them, but there was nothing they could do. When they saw that they were making trouble again, they all hid far away, for fear of getting into trouble.

Some neighbors were very sympathetic to what happened to Granny Cai and her grandson, but they did not dare to help. However, they looked at Li Mu with some sympathy and pity in their eyes, provoking such ruthless rogues as Ma San, this Little monk, I'm afraid it will be difficult for him to leave Ping'an Town alive.

Alas, Ping'an Town is not peaceful.

However, some outsiders who passed by did not know what was going on, so they gathered around and watched the excitement curiously.

Li Mu didn't care about this at all.

He was addicted to cosplay. He deliberately pretended to be crazy and acted foolishly. He clasped his hands in front of his chest, looking like a stupid swallow who wanted to reason with the other party. He earnestly and sincerely advised: "Donor, please don't say that kind of thing. You must know that trouble comes from your mouth..." …Amitabha."

The rogues laughed even more proudly.

"Haha, trouble comes from the mouth? Haha, Grandpa, I told you, where is the trouble? Haha, you damn bald donkey, if you have the ability, you can hit me, hahaha..." Ma Lian deliberately came over and put his face close to Xiang Li Mu said with a proud and provocative look on his face: "Do you know who I am, grandpa? Haha, trouble comes from the mouth. Haha, you hit me..."

Li Mu had a stupid look on his face, stepped back and mouthed Amitabha, as if he was frightened, and said: "Donor, don't say such random things, good things don't work but bad things... Amitabha." "

Alas, this silly little monk.

The woman in white shook her head.

What a pedantic idiot.

Sora has a superb invulnerability skill, but he doesn't dare to take action. He looks like he is tied up. He is forced to be so embarrassed by a few rogues. He wants to walk around the world. How can he be so stupid and stupid? Sooner or later he will be eaten clean even to the bones. None left.

"Haha, what's wrong? Are you scared now? Aren't you very powerful? Haha, you are invulnerable. It scares grandpa to death... Do you dare to hit me? Do you dare to hit me?" Ma San became more and more angry He proudly turned his face towards Li Mu.

"Donor, are you serious?" Li Mu continued to back away.

"Of course I am serious..."

Snapped!

A loud slap.

The rogue Ma San with a horse face and yellow teeth flew out like a broken sack.

Bang!

He bumped into another rogue behind him, and the two of them screamed like gourds on the ground.

At this moment, all the noise and noise around him stopped abruptly and disappeared instantly, like a duck being pinched by its neck.

The group of triumphant rogues were instantly stunned.

Even the woman in white didn't react at all.

Why?

How is this going?

Why suddenly...this little monk actually took action?

Exclamations of exclamation came from places far and near on both sides of the street.

Especially some locals, they had no idea that this little monk, who looked as pedantic, honest and stupid as a piece of wood, would take action as soon as he was told, and slapped Ma San away.

This slap made some small town residents who had been poisoned by Ma San and others feel a kind of heartfelt relief and refreshment.

However, they also began to feel deeply worried about the little monk.

The gangsters like Ma San are basically a bunch of cutthroats, how can they be dismissed so easily?

"Damn it, you...you bald donkey, you dare to hit me, you..." Ma San lay on the ground and stayed for a long time, as if he still couldn't believe that he was actually slapped by the little monk. , it wasn’t until the throbbing pain came from the root of his teeth that he realized what had happened.

"You're dead, you bald donkey, you're dead..." Ma San said fiercely, and got up with a grin on his face. There was a clear mark of a slap on his face, and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, like an angry male dog.

"Amitabha, donor, don't be excited. Impulsiveness is the devil. Please listen to my explanation. The young monk is a monk who is compassionate and saves all sentient beings. Since you have made such a request, I will definitely satisfy you. The master has said that we monks, When walking outside, you should try your best to help others and be charitable... So since you want me to beat you and you have said it so many times, then I have no choice but to satisfy you." Li Mu looked serious.

He looked submissive and explained aggrievedly: "Besides, I confirmed it one last time and asked you if you were serious, and you said yes."

"You...I..." Ma San, a mute man, ate Coptis chinensis and couldn't express his pain. He was so angry that he suffered internal injuries.

However, Li Mu still looked extremely confused. He looked at the people around him and said stupidly: "To be honest, the young monk has traveled around and seen all kinds of people and things. However, something as strange as this donor is... This is the first time I’ve seen a request.”

"Pfft..." The woman in white couldn't help laughing.

Under the white veil, spring blossoms.

There was also laughter in the surrounding streets.

Some of the people watching the excitement couldn't help laughing at this time.

Even a few scoundrels had strange expressions on their faces and almost laughed while holding back.

This little monk is really a weirdo.

"Fuck you..." Ma San covered his face with a vicious look on his face, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said: "Damn bald donkey, okay, you have the guts, haha, the person who beat grandpa will never be alive. Walk out of this safe town and hit grandpa on the left cheek, right? Okay, grandpa, I will stretch out the right cheek today. If you have the guts, try hitting this side again... Hahaha, come on, Fight, fight!"

This is typical rogue thinking.

Niu Er in Water Margin also used this method of cutting meat to drive the restrained green-faced beast Yang Zhi into madness.

"Oh." Li Mu nodded.

Then he raised his hand and slapped me again.

Snapped!

Ma San flew out again.

There was also a slap mark on the other half of his face, and the marks of his five fingers were clearly visible.

"You... dare to really take action? You..." Ma San got up, covered his face, and was shocked and angry. He didn't expect that his usually invincible method of stalking and beating people with swords would actually be used by someone like this today. Cracked.

Is this monk a fucking fool?

"Amitabha, donor, this poor monk is good at charity and helpful. He gives roses to others, and the fragrance lingers in his hands..." Li Mu clasped his hands together and said, "Donor, you have serious sins and the monk wants to reform you, so I have to agree to your request. However, Your request is really strange. I rarely encounter it. Do you like to be beaten? Are you a masochist? Did you lack fatherly and motherly love when you were a child, which led to psychological abnormalities..."

"Shut up." Ma San was almost mad.

This damn bald donkey talks so much nonsense, like a fly.

He opened his mouth to let the cool breeze in, his cheeks throbbed and hurt, and he used the last move in the 'Spicy Skill' and said angrily: "Really? Okay, if you have the guts, kill me today, otherwise, I will definitely do it Damn... Haha, damn bald donkey, aren't you willing to help others? Okay, I'll let you kill me, do you dare? You're a damn bald donkey, with six unclean roots, and you still want a hero to save the beauty? Haha, I do. To save this little girl in white, be prepared to take someone else’s life.”

Li Mu sighed: "Amitabha, if I don't go to hell, who will? Donor, monks don't lie. Are you serious about what you just said?"

"Of course I..." Ma San almost blurted out that of course I was serious.

But he suddenly saw the silly and serious expression of the little monk, and suddenly his heart was excited. He remembered that he had asked himself the same question before, and then slapped him without hesitation. Ma San suddenly felt that maybe this Monk, you are such a damn fool. If you keep your words to death, you would really dare to kill someone.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his judgment was right.

I suppressed my anger and thought about it carefully. This little monk was simply a pedantic and stupid fool. He studied Buddhism and read scriptures in the temple and became a fool. Such a person can really do anything.

As for everything, I'm afraid to think differently.

Before, Ma San habitually thought that the young monk was a monk, so he would have scruples, but now he thought about it, damn, many monks are lunatics who accept death, and many shocking things are done by monks, such as cutting meat. Feeding eagles and the like, and this little monk has a very crazy face.

After thinking for a few breaths, Ma San gave up.

On the surface, it seems that he is not afraid of death, and he will act arrogantly and risk his life, but in fact, the more this kind of person is, the more afraid of death deep down he is, and he is afraid to death.

As the saying goes, the arrogant are afraid of the arrogant, the arrogant are afraid of the stiff, and the stiff are afraid of their lives.

Ma San felt that he was arrogant at best, and the stupid little monk in front of him who didn't know where he came from was basically the kind who didn't want his life.

"Damn bald donkey, you are lucky today. Grandpa, I have other things to do." Ma San gritted his teeth and said with a fierce light in his eyes: "Aren't you going to save me? Okay, let's spell out your name." Please stay here, grandpa, I will go find you to settle the account later."

When the other gangsters saw this posture, they knew that the boss was about to give in.

They also felt that this monk was a bit evil and it would be best not to confront him head-on. It would be best to find an opportunity to kill him in private, just like killing the nosy foreigner a few days ago.

The rogues are born without the sense of honor and dignity of warriors, so even if they give in, they don't feel ashamed at all. They are like a group of insect repellents wandering in the gray area, bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, so they shrink back and do it better than anyone else. Back off quickly.

"That's right, you damn bald donkey, leave your name behind."

"What? Don't you dare?"

The gangsters supported Ma San and kept a distance from Li Mu, like a pack of defeated dogs, barking and yelling.

But the onlookers, especially the locals, were thinking secretly in their hearts, little monk, don’t say anything, don’t open your mouth, leave Ping An Town as soon as possible, it’s important to survive. .

Granny Cai on the side was also sweating profusely and kept winking at Li Mu, telling him not to say anything. The little girl even quietly tugged on Li Mu's sleeves and shook her head repeatedly.

Ma San, the rogue leader, saw the actions of the grandfather and grandson and secretly made a mental note.

He was thinking viciously in his heart, looking for an opportunity, he must kill Granny Cai, the old immortal, and kill the chicken to show the monkey, so that other people in Ping'an Town will know how powerful Ma San is. As for that little girl, Clean it and sell it directly to the kiln.

The woman in white crossed her arms and looked aloof, waiting for Li Mu's answer with interest.

Li Mu honestly clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, it would be best if the donor is willing to take a step back. My Buddha is merciful..."

Ma Sanyi's head hurt when he heard that this idiot monk was going to ramble on endlessly, so he interrupted directly and said: "Don't fucking talk nonsense to grandpa, just say it. What are you giving me?"

Don't say it, don't say it, never say it.

The well-meaning Grandma Cai, her grandparents, and the surrounding residents all prayed in their hearts, little monk, please don’t say anything.

Say it, say it, if you feel like it, say it.

The poor people waited with gnashing of teeth, waiting for this idiot monk to announce himself.

Under the gaze of countless eyes, Li Mu clasped his hands and said honestly: "Amitabha, the monk's Dharma name is messed up."

ah?

what? What?

The Dharma name...is messing around?

Ma San was stunned.

The rogues were stunned.

Grandma Cai and her grandson were stunned.

The woman in white was stunned.

Even some of the people watching around were stunned.

Recklessly?

What the fuck is this Dharma name?

Where can any monk have such a name?

Ma San's eyes turned red with anger: "Bald Donkey, how dare you just make up a Dharma name to deceive me?"

Li Mu waved his hands repeatedly and explained with a sincere face: "Amitabha, monks don't lie, the little monk's name is really messy, because the little monk often messed up in the temple before he wandered, so he was sent to wander by the master. Before leaving, give the Dharma name to cause chaos."

Is this really a mess?

Ma San was doubtful.

People around him were also doubtful.

However, monks should not lie.

"Okay, then do you dare to tell me which temple you are a wild monk from?" Ma San asked again.

Li Mu said: "Amitabha, the young monk comes from Dalun Temple in Snow Mountain. His tutor is Jiumozhi, the abbot of Dalun Temple, who is known as [Da Lun Mingwang]."

Ma San was a little confused after hearing this.

Snow Mountain Dalun Temple?

Where?

Maharaja Jiumozhi?

Who is that?

Never heard of it.

"Okay, damn bald donkey, grandpa will remember you." Ma San said fiercely, "I will come back again."

When Li Mu heard this sentence, he almost laughed, almost destroying the image of a fool monk that he had worked so hard to create. Fortunately, he held it back, but he was complaining in his heart, you really think you are a gray wolf, this is so classic The lines, spoken from the mouth of a maggot-like rogue like you, really ruined the image of the wife-loving maniac and the great inventor Big Big Wolf.

Eventually, a few rogues left.

The spectators also dispersed.

"Master Luanlai, you have caused a big trouble. Leave this Ping An Town as soon as possible." Granny Cai quickly took Li Mu's hand and said, "Ma San and the others will not just give up."

"Are you really messing with the Dharma name?" The woman in white asked, staring at Li Mu.

Li Mu scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Actually, I have two dharma names. The one I just told them is the latest one. Before I left Snow Mountain Dalun Temple, Master had not given me the dharma name Luanlai. I The previous name of the Dharma was not this...Does the female donor want to know? If you want to know, I can tell you..."

"Say." The eyebrows of the woman in white twitched under her veil.

This little monk, besides being stupid, is also a talkative person.

Li Mu bowed solemnly and said, "The monk's previous name was called Bullshit."

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I didn't sleep at noon and wrote the new chapter.

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