Chapter 93 The Three Bosses of the Base!
"Ah bah, rubbish game, come to fool me again? Relax the passage? Labor and capital trust you, if labor and capital look at your game, I'll be right."
"Player No. 13468: Xu Xiangan Caosnake, now I am notifying you that you have obtained the priority to enter the game, do you want to enter the game?"
"Join Jin Jin!" Mr. Ma nodded repeatedly!
After a familiar and unfamiliar sense of distortion passed, Ma returned to the game scene that was so amazing before.
Even if it wasn’t the first time he saw it, he still found it amazing. The game’s screen really blows up the market. After seeing it once, when he went back to play [Titan] produced by Rainstorm, he felt that the screen was like paper, and he couldn’t play it any more. down.
This time he won't make the same mistake as last time, so he lifted his foot and walked inside the Green Titan operating room, ready to sign in seconds!
"Hey, brother, you have a dignified appearance and an extraordinary bearing, do you want to consider joining our developer team?"
"Developer?" Someone Ma was taken aback, then shook his head again and again: "I can't do it. It is said on the Internet that the developer team is living in the third year of high school all day long. I don't like masochistic so much."
"Prejudice!" The young man with glasses immediately said with a straight face: "This is prejudice, brother must have read that unscrupulous Grandpa Lu's post to think so, right?"
"Isn't what he wrote in that post true?"
"Of course not!" The young developer said seriously.
"Coco, I heard that the officials expressed their thanks for his post"
"That's just because his posts are very popular and have publicity effects, so the official will thank him, but this does not mean that he has no prejudice against our profession!"
Ma: "So developers don't actually need to do the questions?"
"I still have to do it, but it's not as exaggerated as that boy from the Lu family said. Doing the questions is just a course for developers and players to apply for, but those are the basics. We developers and players will take the high-end route in the later stage, either Great sages, arcane mages, or mecha controllers, which one is not as high-end as these green-skinned beasts that move bricks? The reason why I arranged to learn the basics is to reflect the realism of the game. Think about it, if You are sitting in the mech, not familiar with the mechanical principle, just press the button and move the joystick, what is the difference between that and ordinary arcade games?"
"This..." Mr. Ma looked confused, feeling that what the other party said seemed quite reasonable, and then hesitated: "But my grades in science are very poor, and I only got 200 points in the college entrance examination."
"That doesn't matter. We have the most scientific teaching method here, which ensures that you can enter the state in an instant and indulge in the ocean of knowledge. Moreover, all kinds of knowledge here are courses that the studio finds professional professors to compile, which is completely in line with reality. After you learn it, you can use it outside. This is equivalent to free training. Do you know how much those training institutions charge for a computer training course? Beida Jade Bird now costs 80,000 federal currency per course! "
"Well, I came in to play games"
"Who isn't?" The young man nodded his glasses and said, "This kind of opportunity to learn something and experience the joy of games, do you think you can find it anywhere? Brother, what kind of business do you do in reality?"
"Moving bricks"
"That's it. You see, if you move bricks in real life, what's the point of moving bricks when you come to the game? Don't you want to experience the feeling of sitting in an office?"
"I don't want to." Ma shook his head: "Those who sit in the office for a month are less than half of what I earn, and they are prone to baldness."
"It's not a question of how much money you earn, but a question of how you live. Classmates, don't be fooled by money. If you want to make progress, you still have to learn. If you want to move bricks, you can only move bricks for the rest of your life. But what about learning? But it has more diversified development, don't you want to become a high-end magic master, or a high-end mecha master?"
"This..." Ma hesitated slightly, feeling that what the other party said seemed to be reasonable. In fact, he was quite interested in the profession of Mages, and he was full of yearning for mecha fighters. When he was a child, he loved watching the old version of Gundam. He likes Iron Man more than Hulk.
Fudged by his own needs and the other party's chatter, Ma finally decided to go over and read the details about the developer.
Seeing this, several old players shook their heads: "Did you see that? Those unscrupulous developers are here to fool the newcomers again."
"That's right, it's too immoral"
"By the way, why don't you expose the accusations secretly?" A Green Titan newcomer who had just been here for two days asked weakly.
"Exposing what? Are you new here? I don't know if this group of guys is bad or bad? Can we honest people offend them? Standing behind them is a serious dog planner, can they offend us? ?”
"Dog plan? Who is it?" the new player asked curiously.
"Damn it, you don't even know the big brother Yu Nu Wu Gua? Newcomer, you are really lucky. You met a kind-hearted me, and it was fate to meet you. Today, I will popularize the three big guys in our base that you should not mess with." guy!"
"Oh?" The new player was stunned for a moment, and then he had a teachable expression: "That's a good relationship, brother, please tell me." After a pause, he said embarrassedly: "I'm a newcomer, and I have nothing to thank Brother, how about this, brother give me the address, and I'll send you a box of souvenirs?"
"Why are you polite?" The old player smiled when he heard the words, gained motivation, and said with a smile: "I also want to popularize the minefield for you, so as not to be wronged later, first of all, let me tell you about the backstage of these dog developers: Yu Nu Wu Gua, the rumor She has already been admitted to the game studio, and she holds the power of the title, if you don't want the title to disappear, you'd better not offend her!"
"Damn, so blatant? I'm afraid this is not the daughter of the game creation team?" The new player said speechlessly.
"Who knows?" The old player pouted.
"Then what else?" The new player asked quickly.
"The second one is the No. 1 Flower Spirit in the base, commonly known as the Dog Raising Emperor, a dog-training expert of the elf family, who is now helping the lord to temporarily manage all the hatched dogs in the base. He is also a big boss. If you mess with him, he can It implies that the group of dead dogs gnawed away your house. Let me tell you, the lord will not make up for you if the house is gone. If you go offline without the dormitory, the Green Titan can only sleep outside on the grass. Wake up Maybe there is a pile of cow dung beside it!"
"I'm going to eat like this?" The new player who had just received the dormitory was stunned: "What kind of dog is that? It's so powerful? It even comes to eat the house?"
"I don't know. The lord said it was a star-swallowing dog. We looked at it as an enhanced version of Erha. Hey, it's so fucking bad!"
"What about the third one?" the player asked again.
Speaking of the third one, the old player looked around vigilantly, then lowered his voice and said: "You should have heard the third one, it is the most popular soap brother in our base!"
"It?" The new player was stunned when he heard the words, and asked in a daze, "Is it very powerful?"
Brother Soap is very popular in the game column, and there are almost ten thousand posts about what it turns into!
Veteran player: "You newcomers must have heard about this guy from Grandpa Lu's post. Many newcomers are very curious and come to tease him, but in fact, that guy has a bad temper and often takes revenge on those players who point fingers at him!"
"How to retaliate?" The new player asked curiously.
"That guy has a special talent, he can secrete a kind of synovial fluid, once it is applied on your body, you can only become like him immediately!"
"It also turns into soap??" The new player said in horror.
"It's not that bad, but it's not much worse!" The old player said with a cold face as if thinking of something: "Once the mucus is all over your body, you will be as slippery as it, and you will not be able to stand still. I can't catch anything, so I can only slide on the ground like him. That day, a dozen Hulks slid around in the desert. You don't know how hot the picture is. They begged for more than ten hours. Only then did the big guy take away the synovial fluid, and from now on, old man at the base, no one dares to offend that guy."
"Hiss..." The new player gasped, thinking: Is there such a heaven-defying skill?
"Can't it be prevented in advance?"
"How to prevent it?" The old player rolled his eyes and said: "That guy is elusive, he can get in everywhere, even our closed dormitory, he can get in through a little crack in the door, it is simply a weird species, so Stay away from that big guy when you see him in the future."
New Player: "Oh"
Just when he was about to ask again, the system suddenly prompted: "New map teleportation is open, please gather at the map entrance as soon as possible, friendly reminder: this map can only be teleported once a day, and the time is 12:00 noon , please arrange your time reasonably, thank you!"
"Oh, it's time." The old gossip player got excited when he heard the reminder, and said quickly: "Then buddy, I won't accompany you anymore, play by yourself, I will private message you the address later."
New player: "Brother, wait a minute, can we newcomers really not be able to go to that new map?"
"What are you thinking about? Newcomers should move bricks honestly. Don't think about what you have. I advise you to hurry up and work to earn points. Don't wait for there to be more people behind. You can't apply for training courses even if you have money. Then you But it’s getting farther and farther away from the new map, so that’s the end of the story, let’s do it for ourselves, newcomers, you still have a long way to go.”
"Hey, Miss Elf over there, do you want to form a team? The points are 30 to 70, and I'm three to you. Hey, don't go, or 28 is fine."
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