Chapter 1680 Are You Still a Man?
It was only one day between the decision to let Zhong Ziyu go into battle, seducing Huertuo Ren, and the implementation of the plan and getting close to Huertuo Ren.
Liu Wei is a person who does what she says. After she made a decision, she took Zhong Ziyu and taught her every word.
"You have never been married. Logically speaking, you lack practical experience. Do you have a sweetheart? Do you know how a man should deal with a woman?"
Zhong Ziyu was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed, slowly approached Liu Wei's ear, and muttered: "I almost raped you, have you forgotten?"
Liu Wei slapped her with her backhand. She didn't dare to slap her face, so she slapped her head.
Zhong Ziyu felt pain, covered his head and let out a hiss.
Liu Wei said with a straight face: "I'm asking about my sweetheart, am I your sweetheart? You also said that you are strong. Will you use force to your sweetheart?"
Zhong Ziyu pursed his lips and looked away.
Liu Wei asked: "Is there any?"
"No." After a long while, Zhong Ziyu replied firmly.
"Tsk." Liu Wei laughed at him, folded her arms, and looked him up and down like an old bustard: "Without experience in male-female relationships, how can we invisibly endure Huertuo, who has seen countless men and wandered in the grass for many years? Do you have any strategies for seducing women? "
Zhong Ziyu had a bad attitude and said firmly: "No."
Liu Wei clicked his tongue: "I made an agreement with Leerlang, and I will ask him to donate you to Hultonin when the time comes. But even in Qingzhou City, there are many men around Hultonin." , she is a person who enjoys herself and never wrongs herself. She races against time to make herself comfortable. Those men of hers are proficient in everything and can serve her comfortably. Even if you don’t have a face, , but if you can't seduce her and make her obsessed with you, then it will be even more difficult for you to steal the military charm from under her nose, so when it comes to bed, you have to take the initiative. "
The more Zhong Ziyu listened, the more something was wrong. He frowned tightly: "Why take the initiative?"
"First of all, don't let her see your back."
Zhong Ziyu's back is covered with scars and ravines. It is Yue Shansheng's masterpiece. With just one look, all the emotions can disappear. It is too unpleasant to look at, so we can't look at it.
"If you can't look at your back, you have to put out the candle. If you put out the candle, your eyes can't see, and your sense of hearing and smell will be infinitely amplified. I recommend you spray perfume."
"What?" Zhong Ziyu didn't understand.
"Powder, rub the powder."
Zhong Ziyu looked very unhappy and stared at Liu Wei, not trusting him.
Liu Wei continued: "It's so fragrant that it will make you want to eat. Then, you have to touch her first."
Zhong Ziyu: "..."
Zhong Ziyu really didn't know why Rong Leng allowed his wife to tell him these things. Isn't there any one of them who knows more about bed brothers than Liu Wei?
Zhong Ziyu wrongly blamed Rong Leng. It wasn't that Rong Leng didn't restrain Liu Wei, but that Rong Leng went out this morning and had no idea what Liu Wei had done behind his back. Therefore, Zhong Ziyu now had to continue to listen to Liu Wei's teachings. Industry.
"Tactile touch is also key. Have you read the Little Porn Book?"
Zhong Ziyu's expression was already ugly: "No!"
Liu Wei was shocked: "You haven't read the Little Porn Book, and what about the erotic pictures? You haven't read it either?"
Zhong Ziyu didn't want to pay attention to her anymore: "No."
Liu Wei looked disgusted: "Are you still a man?"
Zhong Ziyu was getting annoyed to death. He slapped the table and stood up, issuing an eviction order: "I will adapt to the situation when the time comes. Don't teach me anything. I heard that you are unreliable in everything you do."
Liu Wei sneered and raised her neck proudly: "I have given birth to two children."
Her status as a married woman gave her an invisible aura at this moment.
Zhong Ziyu was defeated and sat back down, thinking about it: "Can I go back and ask Rong Leng?"
Liu Wei smacked his lips: "Don't think about it, Rong Leng won't pay attention to you at all."
Because of what happened in the past, Rong Leng now occasionally looks at Zhong Ziyu's expression and wants to kill him quickly. Want these two people to coexist peacefully? In a dream.
Zhong Ziyu had no choice but to continue listening to what Liu Weichang said as all escape routes were blocked.
After an afternoon of emergency training, by evening, I finally had some results, and Zhong Ziyu was willing to apply powder!
When everyone returned to the courtyard, Liu Wei couldn't wait to push out Zhong Ziyu, who was wearing a red open-breasted shirt and smelling deliciously fragrant. Everyone smelled the choking aroma in the air, and saw that Zhong Ziyu looked like a boy but not a boy, and looked like a girl. I endured the non-feminine look, endured it again, endured it again, and finally couldn't hold it back any longer, and burst into laughter.
Even Yue Shansheng, who was always cold and stoic, couldn't help but tilt his eyes and the corners of his eyes slightly bent.
Zhong Ziyu was like a clown, being packaged as nondescript by Liu Wei, but Liu Wei was still complacent, thinking that he had done something big.
That night, Zhong Ziyu was sent to the Chief Secretary's Yamen. Ignoring the complicated look in Leer Lang's eyes when he came to pick him up, Liu Wei waited confidently for the good news the next day.
As a result, Leerlang sent Zhong Ziyu back in the middle of the night. He held back his anger and tried to be as tactful as possible, but still showed anger: "Hurtuoren is a woman. She likes men, not cowards. She saw The sight of Mr. Zhong’s back scared me so much that I ordered him to be driven away, and he even gave me a scolding and almost didn’t give me a reward!”
There was too much resentment in Leilang's tone, and no one except Liu Wei was surprised when Zhong Ziyu encountered a return.
Liu Wei fell into self-reflection and was greatly shocked.
Rong Leng accompanied her and was about to say a few words of comfort when he heard Yue Dansheng's voice behind him, "Go take a shower."
He said this to Zhong Ziyu. Liu Wei turned around with grievance and saw Zhong Ziyu obediently going outside to fetch water for a shower.
After taking a shower, the fragrance was gone. Yue Dansheng went into the room and took out his own clothes, which were dark black and a little big in size, but Zhong Ziyu could wear them.
"Put them on."
Zhong Ziyu put on the clothes that belonged to Yue Dansheng, pursed her lips, and waited for him to continue the arrangement.
"Come in."
Yue Dansheng took Zhong Ziyu into his room and closed the door to isolate outsiders from prying.
No one knew what they did in there. Time passed bit by bit, and Lei Erlang was still waiting. Tonight was not over yet. Now it was a talented time. If that Mr. Zhong could dress up well, they would have another chance tonight.
However, the second chance was a little difficult, because there should be another man on Huerto's bed now. If this Mr. Zhong wanted to replace him, he needed to use his charm to squeeze that man out first.
After a while, the door of the room opened, and Yue Dansheng came out first. He had a cold expression and a cloth in his hand, wiping his hands as he came out.
Behind him was Zhong Ziyu, who was already dressed up. Zhong Ziyu's expression was a little nervous, and he kept pulling the hem of his clothes. His clothes belonged to Yue Dansheng, and his hair was tied similarly to Yue Dansheng. Except for two completely different faces, he was now like a replica of Yue Dansheng.
Zhong Ziyu swallowed his saliva, and his ears were as red as blood. Yue Dansheng didn't look at him, but nodded to Lei Erlang.
Lei Erlang felt that this Mr. Zhong was much better than before. Although he was still a little introverted, his appearance was probably too charming, so he took people to leave.
But it didn't matter. Mr. Yue took the long sword and followed him out of the yard.
Lei Erlang was puzzled: "You?"
Yue Dansheng said: "I'll go with you."
Lei Erlang nodded, guessing that he should be supporting this Mr. Zhong. After all, Liu Sizuo said that this Mr. Zhong didn't know martial arts, and he was afraid that he would really suffer.
After the three of them left together, Wei Chou curiously went to Yue Dansheng's room to take a look, but saw that his bed was messy and there was a musky smell in the room.
Wei Chou was so scared that he quickly closed the door and his face turned pale.
Liu Wei also came over and asked Wei Chou: "What's inside?"
Wei Chou quickly shook his head: "No, no, nothing, nothing at all."
Liu Wei was suspicious, passed Wei Chou, and forced the door open, and then she was also stunned.
Wu Hong was the last one to come over. They were all men. He understood the smell in the room and the movement on the bed almost instantly. However, perhaps because the relationship between the Third Prince and Liu Sizuo was too preconceived, Wu Hong was not surprised this time. He just muttered to himself: "I often feel that I don't fit in with you because I am not a homosexual."
Others: "..."