Chapter 1449 I Think Your Brain Is Being Chewed by Pigs?

The news that Yun Xi and her four children had finally returned home after being away for several months soon spread to various medical clinics in the capital.

The Yun family is a medical family. The entire family, both men and women, have been practicing medicine since childhood. Therefore, almost 80% of the medical clinics in the capital are monopolized by the Yun family.

Various masters of the Yun family guarded several Yun's medical clinics on different streets, and the fourth master of the Yun family, the East Street Medical Clinic closest to home, was the first to receive the news. Compared with the other masters of the Yun family, the fourth master of the Yun family has the gentlest temperament and the most casual person. After hearing that the four nephews have finally returned home, the fourth master of the Yun family really wants to go home now and take a good look at his nieces and nephews. But unfortunately, today his second brother, the second master of the Yun family, happened to

For a medical consultation, I came to his medical clinic to discuss with him.

The thought of leaving early went through my mind for a while and then disappeared.

Among the six masters of this generation of the Yun family, who is the most vehement, serious and serious-minded person? Then he belongs to the second master of the Yun family.

The fourth master of the Yun family was scratching his head. Seeing his second brother cutting medicine in the front hall with an expressionless face, he hesitated for a moment and then moved over to hint: "I heard that Yun Xi brought a friend back this time, and there are many friends among them. There is a young girl, second brother, do you think Yun Xi should go out and bring his sweetheart back?"

The Yun family has prosperous heirs and a large number of people. The elders of the older generation have lived a safe and smooth life. Naturally, what worries them most when they grow old is the marriage of the younger generations.

Except for the eldest master's family, which is destined to marry the royal family, the elders from the second master to the sixth master's family have made great efforts in recent years to show their love to the younger members of the family.

Yun Xi also has two cousins. The eldest cousin Yun Zhi has long been married to Princess Ping Huan and has two children, so let’s not talk about it. The second cousin Yun Cun is from the second master’s family because of his perfect personality. Following his father, he is strict and vicious, so he still doesn't have a wife.

I heard that the second wife, Ying Shi, was worried about this matter a lot. She pointed at the tip of the second master’s nose every day and scolded him for some reason that her husband had to pass on to his son such a hateful temper!

Among the younger members of the Yun family, the one who is most likely to get married in recent years is Yun Xi. Therefore, whenever there is any trouble in Yun Xi's place, the eyes of the elders in the family will light up!

The fourth master of the Yun family thought he had figured out his second brother's destiny, so he suggested insinuatingly: "Why don't we go home now and have a look. If she is a good girl, maybe there will be a happy event at home this year."

But little did they know that the second master was not that easy to fool at all. He slapped a wooden stick on the table with a "pop", stared at his fourth brother and asked: "Are you very free?"

Mr. Yun Si choked and shook his head: "No, I'm not busy..."

"what are you doing then?"

Mr. Yun Si quickly picked up the piece of wood, walked to the medicine cutter, and honestly cut the medicine into sections. After cutting it, he took it back with both hands. The second master of the Yun family was preparing a prescription. He took a piece of wood geng and put it in the medicine powder he was grinding. Then he hammered it again and said to his fourth brother: "Yun Xi, that kid, has a sense of propriety in everything he does and does, no matter whether it is right or not. After all, it's his own business to bring his sweetheart back, and he can't offend the rest of us.

The old man is worried about him. You have no time to mind the younger generation's business. Why not put your mind on medicine? Have you thought of a way to treat Mr. Lin's disease that I just told you? "

Being taught a lesson for no reason, Mr. Yun Si was very frustrated and said with a dull head: "I have two prescriptions, I will write them to my second brother for you to read."

Master Yun Si wrote it after a while and handed it over to his second brother for review.

The second master of the Yun family looked at it critically for a while, then sneered: "Is this the way you want to treat it? See for yourself what's wrong with it!"

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became nervous and took the prescription to check. Just at this time, a little baby came to the hospital. The little baby looked very delicate. He was carrying a small side bag. The side bag was bulging. It looked like there must be a lot of things in it. The little baby's hands Now holding the strap of his bag, he stood short in the middle of the hall and looked at it for a while, and then

Then walk to the left.

On the right side of the hospital is the clinic, and on the left is the pharmacy. The little kid walked up to the counter. Since he was not as tall as the counter, he stood on tiptoes, climbed on the edge of the counter with his fat little hands, and said to the clerk inside: "Hello. , I want to buy medicine."

The clerk stuck his head out and asked good-naturedly: "Little brother, are you running errands for your parents? What medicine do you want to buy? Do you have the prescription?"

The little doll shook his head and said, "There is no prescription, but I remember the name of the medicine."

The guy nodded: "Okay, what do you want to buy?"

The little baby named a long list of medicines in one breath, two of which were banned drugs.

The boy explained the situation, but the little doll was very puzzled: "Why can't it be sold? We can buy it in Xijin County!"

The clerk doesn't know where Xijin County is, but he thinks it is an ordinary small county. Some small counties far away from the capital will indeed sell banned drugs privately for convenience, but this kind of thing is under the feet of an emperor like the capital. It can't happen.

The clerk then explained again, but the little kid still didn't listen: "You could buy it before, why can't you buy it now? I have money, and I brought money." As he said this, he took the money from the small bag he was carrying. He took out a large silver ingot and placed it on the edge of the counter.

The clerk didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said that it was not about the money.

The movement here alerted the fourth master of the Yun family who was lying on the counter next to him to check the prescription. The fourth master came over and asked the clerk what was going on. The clerk explained the matter awkwardly, and the fourth master leaned over and explained it to the little kid outside the counter in a warm tone. After explaining, he gave him some advice: "If you must buy it, bring the prescription with you. Uncle, look at it." Check whether the doctor has marked it on the prescription, or ask your parents to buy it.

good? "

The little doll pouted and said, "I want to buy it now. My mother said that if it is too late, it will be too late."

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately asked: "Why is it too late? But who in the family is suffering from an emergency? Do you want uncle to come home with you?" The little baby also saw that this uncle meant well, and he shook his head and said: "My mother and I went to visit someone else's house. We didn't know beforehand that there were so many relatives and friends in the other person's home. There were thirty or forty people there. The gifts we brought were not enough. My mother asked me to buy some medicinal materials and go home quickly. exist

In the evening, prepare gifts before the whole family gathers together, and don't be rude to others. "

The fourth master of the Yun family laughed to death when he heard this: "How can you go to someone else's house to prepare medicinal materials as a gift? It's still forbidden medicine. How weird."

"It's a Huiyuan Pill. Isn't it weird? It can restore youth and strengthen the appearance. My mother said that people are free from illness and pain. The medicine is not like giving a gift, but like a curse, so she ordered a Huiyuan Pill. Suitable for men, women, old and young, you can take two pills whether you are sick or not."

The fourth master of the Yun family laughed like crazy: "How can there be any medicine in the world that restores youth, fixes the appearance, and enhances beauty? Do you think it is an elixir? Uncle, look, it's your mother who is teasing you, right?"

"No." When questioned, the little doll was very unhappy: "It's a formula specially developed by my mother. It was made for my great-grandpa. My great-grandpa is too old. My mother said that I want to make my great-grandpa younger and healthier. This way she won’t feel sad when she looks at it, and my great-grandpa eats it too, so it’s not a lie!”

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became serious: "It's not okay to give it to the elderly at home. There are taboos for the elderly to take medicine. You can't take all the weird and evil medicines. Oh, little brother, you can't let your parents do this. .”

The little baby was so angry that he was fuming: "I'm not messing around. It's obviously a good medicine, not an evil medicine! My uncle is the big fool!"

The fourth master of the Yun family said: "Little brother, please take your uncle to your home. My uncle wants to stop your mother from giving your great-grandfather random medicine. You don't know that the old man's body will be damaged if he eats it, but it will kill him." "If you don't take uncle home, he is a bad person and uncle is a fool!" The little doll said, pointing to the prescription still held by Mr. Yun Si, and said plausibly: "The weight of ginseng is written as three grams, Wang Dou The weight is two grams lighter, and the seven flowers are not added as a guide. The medicinal soup is bitter and gets twice the result with half the effort. I also use soap leaves as

Bafeng, you think you are removing the smell, but in fact you are squeezing the kidneys. You are writing random prescriptions and misunderstanding the symptoms. Your uncle is a big fool. I am going to buy medicine elsewhere and ignore you! "

The little baby grabbed the silver ingot angrily, turned around and ran away. The fourth master of the Yun family wanted to stop him, but at that moment the second master of the Yun family came out of the inner hall, thinking that his fourth brother was going to miss work while he was away, so he quickly scolded him: " where did you go?"

The fourth master of the Yun family pointed to the door and wanted to explain.

The second master of the Yun family had a serious face and asked coldly: "Where is Mr. Lin's prescription? Have you changed it? Bring it over and let me take a look."

The fourth master of the Yun family had no choice but to hand over the prescription honestly. When the second master saw it, he didn't change a single word, and his face turned black with anger: "You can't even give a prescription for this minor ailment. You said you can still do something good?" What's up?"

As he spoke, he took the pen himself, crossed out several names of the medicines, changed the prescriptions, and then threw them in front of his fourth brother: "See for yourself." The fourth master of the Yun family took it over in despair and read it again. Finally, he suddenly thought of the little baby's words just now. He had not thought about it carefully before. Now after a while, he came back to his thoughts. He stared at the position of the medicine on the prescription and tentatively said to his second brother: " What do you think if it were replaced by Shichihua?

, would it be too risky? "

Qihua is also a banned drug. Because the drug contains three parts of poison, it has always been rarely used for common medical conditions. There is a fear that the drug will be too strong and have too many side effects, which may damage the liver.

When the second master heard this, his face became even darker: "Even Qihua can say it out loud. I think your brain is being chewed by pigs, right?"

The fourth master hurriedly said: "What about Bafeng? Bafeng clears the mind and improves eyesight. It also has the effect of protecting the liver and kidneys. It can also neutralize the poison of Qihua..."

"You said you..." The second master was about to scold again as a habit, but he paused and his heart moved slightly.

He lowered his head and stared at the prescription on the table. After a moment, he picked up the writing brush and changed the amount of Wangdou required. Looking left and right again, he really felt that this prescription was better than the prescription he usually used. , several times better.

In addition to being pleasantly surprised, the second master, who had always been arrogant, showed a rare hint of appreciation for his stupid fourth brother. After a moment, he said smugly: "I said, we are all born to the same parents, how can there be such a difference? You're really not stupid, you just don't like to use your brain."

The fourth master of the Yun family couldn't laugh or cry at the compliment, but he choked in his throat, feeling that his second brother still scolded him. The second master took the prescription and read it more and more satisfied. In the end, the combination of Qihua and Bafeng inspired countless inspirations. He was so happy that he immediately picked up a pen and paper and wrote down all these rough ideas. Recording, while recording, he kept smiling. His strange expression frightened the fourth master of the Yun family, who was used to "the second brother is equal to the yaksha", so that his face turned pale.