Chapter 219 Qingfeng Village
"Second Master, in fact, you don't have to worry too much about it. I think these three people are very powerful, and their identities and backgrounds are not simple. This person should have become a fool after he cultivated to the peak of divine power."
After seeing the situation clearly, all the bandits got up from the ground.
At this moment, they all became facial paralyzed because of laughing for too long. Even Han Shuanglei was not spared...
And the bandit who suggested to make everyone laugh at first...has passed out from laughing now, so everyone didn't bother with him...
"Go back to the cottage first, and see what the master has to say."
Han Shuanglei is a little tired now.
Even if there were beautiful girls like Ye Qingwan around, he couldn't even arouse his interest.
Now he just wants to go back to the cottage and have a good sleep...
toothache! Toothache from laughing!
This was the first time Han Shuanglei had a toothache from laughing at his age.
He finally knows now that the so-called laughing his teeth out is not an exaggerated word... What an adjective!
Qingfengzhai is huge.
There are more than 300 bandits in the village.
Seeing Han Shuanglei coming back with two carriages, the group knew that Han Shuanglei had returned with a full load. At the moment, there is a lot of flattery.
Han Shuanglei didn't bother to care about these compliments at the moment. He looked at a bandit and said lightly:
"Where is the master?"
"The master is in the Juyi Hall."
The bandit said respectfully.
"Ok."
Han Shuanglei nodded and led the people over.
It was also after Han Shuanglei left that several bandits gathered together curiously.
"Hey! Tell me, what's going on with the Erdangjia and Wang Humaliu's gang? Why are all of them paralyzed when they come back?"
"Hush!"
At this time, a loud voice came over.
"Facial paralysis is facial paralysis! Don't say it so loudly! What if the second leader hears it?"
Hearing the words of this loud voice, those bandits were lost.
They looked at the loud voice one by one.
Hehe, buddy, you may have misunderstood the word loud?
To be honest, if Han Shuanglei heard the words of these bandits before, he would use his favorite sentence - kill them.
But right now Han Shuanglei is exhausted, okay? I'm not in the mood to get rough with these little bandits. What a day of laughing! What was it like? Who can empathize?
Han Shuanglei soon came to Juyi Hall.
At this moment, the head of Qingfengzhai is playing cards with several bandits.
Seeing Han Shuanglei's return, the head of the family smiled and said:
"Six stones, I'm back, come and see, how is the big brother's deck of cards! It is said that catching a good deck of cards wins a lifetime, making a good partner wins a hand. It seems that the eldest brother is going to win a lifetime!"
Hearing the words of the master, Han Shuanglei's eyelids twitched...
Brother! Are you sure you didn't say the opposite?
Isn't it better to grab a good deck of cards to win a hand, and make a good companion to win a lifetime? !
But at the moment, Han Shuanglei is not interested in caring about the cards of the big boss, he talked about the big boss, and said in a voice that only he and the big boss can hear:
"Brother, don't worry about this for now, I'll bring you something good."
Hearing Han Shuanglei's words, the boss' eyes lit up.
"What good stuff?"
"It's your favorite..."
Han Shuanglei smiled, but the smile was a bit insincere. To be honest, he really wanted to smile sincerely, but now when he smiled, the muscles on his face hurt. So I laughed a little bit bitterly.
But when he said this, Han Shuanglei rubbed and grabbed the void with his hands.
Seeing Han Shuanglei like this, the head frowned.
"No, Liushi, did you bring back a bunch of flour?"
Han Shuanglei: "???"
What the hell is this kneading? ! ah? !
Today I was speechless after laughing at Ye Wushuang's side for a whole day. I didn't expect to be angry with the head when I returned to the cottage. But there is no way, who will let others be the master...
"They are two peerless beauties!"
Hearing Han Shuanglei's words, the head of the family directly threw the cards in his hand on the table.
"Stop fighting! We're breaking up! Liushi, let's go and see the beauties!"
Seeing the anxious look of the big head, Han Shuanglei smiled in his heart. As for why he had to smile in his heart, it was because he couldn't move anymore... It hurts him to laugh, okay?
And seeing the big boss throw away his cards and leave, those bandits were also lost.
no……
Master, can you not give it if you lose money? !
Soon, Han Shuanglei brought the big boss to the front of the two carriages.
Han Shuanglei also had his own plans in mind.
He thought about it, as far as the relationship between himself and the boss is concerned, among the two girls, Ziwei and Ye Qingwan, it is not too much for the boss to be the one, right?
But what he didn't expect was...
When the boss opened the carriage that Ziwei and Ye Qingwan were in, his eyes straightened and his saliva flowed out.
He patted Han Shuanglei on the shoulder, and said in high spirits:
"Six stones! You have done a great job! Quick, send these two beauties to my room!"
Han Shuanglei: "???"
Are you dizzy?
He coughed awkwardly at the big boss.
"Brother... this...you see, little brother, I also did my best, among these two beauties..."
"Hey!"
Before Han Shuanglei finished speaking, he was interrupted by the boss.
"I see!"
He smiled secretly at Han Shuanglei.
Han Shuanglei was overjoyed, it's not so difficult to mention this master! It seems that it was correct for him to come back and provide Ye Qingwan and Ziwei to the head of the family without hiding anything. If he hid his secrets and was discovered by the head of the family, then he might die.
But what he didn't expect was...
The next sentence of the master... turned out to be——
"I know Liu Shi has worked hard all the way, so I won't bother you, big brother, I will go in by myself! They are still drinking at the Tiger Hall, go and drink with them, I will go to have fun first, Then I’ll come to you again, haha, don’t tell me, these two girls you found this time are really beautiful! I think I’m so excited!”
Seeing that the head of the house carried Ziwei on his left shoulder and Ye Qingwan on his right shoulder, he walked towards his room.
Han Shuanglei took a deep breath, clenched his fists tightly...
He felt that the head of the family should be able to understand what he meant. But this performance, that is absolutely pretending to be stupid...