Chapter 341 Basketball

"Let's get back to the topic, the protagonist of this family-hunting story is a brother, and their family lives by planting cotton for others."

"Cotton..." Faust thought for a while and closed his mouth decisively.

"What about Brother Ni, he has lost his mother since he was a child."

"His mother died?" Faust asked subconsciously.

"No, I was arrested."

"What's going on? Who was it taken away?" Faust asked.

"Well, actually, Neko's parents are a couple of gay men."

"That's really correct." Faust said something gesticulating, but after he finished speaking, he felt that his words might not be appropriate, so he closed his mouth decisively.

He actually wanted to ask, since Nigo's parents were gay, where did Nigo come from.

But this is even more incorrect, and it is even more impossible to ask.

However, Li Ang seemed to see through what he was thinking, and said with a smile: "Brother Ni didn't buy soda or pick it up from the garbage dump. His father was swimming by the river one day and found a big watermelon floating from the upstream. , I salvaged it and cut it open, and found a baby who was 1.8 meters tall lying inside."

Faust, an ordinary townsman in Hamelin Town, has never heard the story of Momotaro, but this does not stop him from complaining, "A baby who is 1.8 meters tall, does the protagonist have giant blood?"

Li Ang sneered and gave him a sideways glance, "What? You discriminate against giants?"

"No, no, dare not." Faust shook his head like a rattle. Under the rule of Her Majesty the Snow Queen, those things that were considered "monsters" and "warcraft" in the past now also have human rights.

In the capital city of the Loen Kingdom, countless "committees for the protection of rights and interests of small groups of intelligent life forms" were set up to fight for the rights and interests of species such as goblins, trolls, trolls, kobolds, and man-eating griffins.

Discriminating against kobolds, like discriminating against African-American residents, is a felony in the current Loen Kingdom.

"It's good that there is no discrimination."

Li Ang nodded and continued: "This little brother, his father is the son of the local tribal chief, his mother is a commoner of the tribe, the couple are very loving,

But the chief had narrow and extreme views, and took away his father, so that the couple could not stay together forever.

So in fact it was his father who was taken away, and his father was his mother. "

"What kind of mess is this?!" The corners of Faust's eyes twitched, not knowing what expression to make.

"Anyway, that's what's going on," Li Ang spread his hands, "his mother told Neko since he was a child, no matter what, he must find his father.

So Ni Ge practiced various martial arts since he was a child, and became a good cotton grower in the village at a young age. "

"So what is the connection between martial arts and growing cotton!" Faust has subconsciously started to complain.

"This year, Nege finally turned eighteen. He felt that he had the ability to go on a great adventure and find his father from his grandpa and grandfather."

"It's not easy."

"Of course." Li Ang said: "Before leaving, Brother Ni got a few magic weapons from his mother, namely watermelon, watermelon, and a watermelon."

"Isn't this all watermelon?"

"It's different." Li Ang plausibly said: "These three watermelons have different functions. One watermelon is big and round, with a hollow inside, so you can get into it at night and act as a sleeping bag.

A watermelon is round and flat, strong and solid, and can be thrown as a flying cake and used as a weapon if necessary.

A watermelon is square and flat, full of toughness, it can be hung on the waist as a djembe, and it can be slapped and sang while walking on the road. The singing repertoire is also very rich, such as "I Really Want to Plant Another Five Hundred Years" and "Cotton Fetching from the West". "

According to the traditional cross talk routine, at this time, Faust, who is a fan, should say, "Well, then you give us a piece of this song."

However, Faust was neither a professional fan, nor did he dare to ask any more questions, so he looked at the sky speechlessly and pretended nothing happened.

It's just that the non-cooperation of the fans did not affect Li Ang's ability to perform alone.

As soon as he slapped the table, he began to sing songs with various theme songs from Journey to the West, something like "Nico Nico, you are amazing, the cotton farm can't hold you down, grape soda really quenches your thirst."

"The slave ship, the ship is over the west, carrying Heiniggo and the three Mexicans, working on the plantation, and working until the sunset in one day~"

Faust swears that if he doesn't see that he may not be able to beat the opponent, he will have to fight this oriental monk (to prove that he has nothing to do with racism)

After Li Ang sang the song, he continued: "Brother Ni just sang this song to embolden himself, and at the same time boarded the slave ship to the Kingdom of Loen."

"Etc., etc,"

Faust still couldn't help asking, "Why did he get on the slave ship? Didn't he go to find his father?"

Li Ang spread his hands, "That's right, his father came to this land on a slave ship a long time ago, responding to the talent introduction plans of various regions, and went to live a good life."

"..."

The expression on Faust's face was constipated, and he didn't know what lines to use to continue.

"Xiao Nige heard that his father found a good job in an institution somewhere in the northern part of the Loen Kingdom."

Li Ang said with a smile: "The person in charge of that organization is very kind-hearted. He thinks that the current African-American residents can't just live on subsidies and subsidies. They have to find ways to learn something, have a skill, be able to earn money to support their families, and provide better for their children. educational environment."

"Well..."

Faust hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, "...It sounds quite normal."

At this point in the story, there has been an intersection with the world of the script mission, and Faust was not sure how to answer the other party for a while.

"You think so too." Li Ang waved his hand towards all the onlookers, "You may not have heard of that institution,

They are exactly the same as the original plantation model,

It also allows African-American residents to sell their labor force day and night for white men to make money, and African-American residents who do well can be freely bought and sold and transported to other institutions. "

"This is impossible!"

Faust said decisively, "Under the call of Her Majesty the Snow Queen, no one can oppress African-American brothers and sisters, let alone buy and sell them.

Even if there is such a thing, it will definitely be opposed and attacked by everyone, it is impossible to exist! "

"I don't understand."

Li Ang said with a smile: "The name of the institution that relies on African-American workers to sell their labor to make money, just like the plantation, is called the NBA.

The full name is Basketball, which is a commercial organization that hires people to play basketball. "