Chapter 167 Surgery

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Gynecologist? What do you want to do?

Miss Chai was bewildered, but she couldn't stand still and hurt Wei Yueyan's aggressiveness,

She had no choice but to turn around and said in a stern tone, "You guys, who is the master of gynecology."

The crowd looked at each other, but no one said anything.

Suddenly, the step in front of Queen Dao Laogui softened, and her huge body almost fell to her knees.

Hastily chiseled into the road with two hand knives and stood up with support.

Her bulging waist and abdomen began to squirm continuously, turbid blood continuously seeped from the gaps in the bone armor in front of her waist, and her broad back convulsed and twitched like waves.

The knife labor ghosts around the crowd were restless,

These deformed monsters, which were slightly shorter than ordinary people, kept hitting the ground with long knives in their hands, and let out low-pitched threatening roars from their mouths.

"Hiss—"

The Queen of Dao Laogui raised the sky and let out a long cry, stopping the restlessness of her subordinates,

She lowered her head, raised a door-like bone knife, pointed at the crowd, and pointed at her swollen waist.

The meaning is obvious, she is going to give birth and needs help.

Miss Chai, who stood at the front of the line, took a deep breath, read to the crowd according to the subtitles projected by Li Ang, "What about the doctors of other subjects?"

Still no one responded, after a while, Li Ang raised his hand hesitantly, and said tremblingly: "I..."

"you?"

Wei's father and Wei's mother were a little surprised, "Xiao Xu, aren't you a photographer?"

Li Ang replied with a wry smile: "I graduated from a medical university with a five-year clinical medicine course. I had an accident and didn't go to graduate school. I became a monk halfway and took photography."

Anyway, the situation was urgent now, and it was not good for the other party, as the future father-in-law and mother-in-law, to ask carefully what "some accident happened" meant, so they had to watch Li Ang walk out of the team and come to Miss Chai.

"What do you want me to do?" Li Ang rubbed his hands nervously and asked.

"Oh, don't worry, it's not that difficult."

Miss Chai snorted coldly, and according to the lines, she raised her chin towards Queen Dao Laogui, "Look at her abdomen swells and sinks, she has contractions, her amniotic fluid ruptures, her back spasms and twitches regularly, it is obvious that she is about to give birth. up.

If you know gynecology, go up and give her a delivery. "

"what?"

Li Ang looked shocked, "I haven't had surgery for many years,

Moreover, ghosts...ghosts also deliver babies? "

"Why can't ghosts have children? Huh?"

Miss Chai frowned, and reprimanded: "If you tell me to do it, do it. There is so much nonsense."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Li Ang nodded his head, and under Miss Chai's instigation, he took a flashlight and went to the side of the road, preparing to get various tools from the ambulance.

In order to prevent the sword labor ghosts on both sides of the road from violently injuring people, Wei Linglan also followed with a grenade launcher.

Taking advantage of the gap to pry open the rear door of the ambulance, Wei Linglan said to Li Ang apologetically, "I'm sorry, you have been implicated this time."

"It's okay, it's my creed to do things with money."

Li Ang shook his head, forced a smile, and took out the disposable gloves, trauma treatment kit, portable suction device, suction catheter, medical first aid kit and other tools from the ambulance.

Seeing his busy appearance, Wei Linglan who was standing outside the car pursed her lips and asked, "By the way, you are a high school student, right? Do you really know how to deliver babies?"

"hobby."

Li Ang explained vaguely, "I used to like to read all kinds of miscellaneous books, and after reading a lot of books, I knew a thing or two about these weird things.

Postpartum care and recuperation of sows, lawn cleaning, silkworm chrysalis breeding, police dog training and the like.

Can't say much, just half a bucket of water level.

The body structure of ghosts... shouldn't be much different from that of pigs... right? "

"..."

Wei Linglan blinked her eyes, suddenly feeling that this mission might never come back.

Seeing her nervousness, Li Ang comforted her, "Don't worry, when I performed gastric bypass surgery on Rhubarb downstairs, the technique was so fast that I could only see afterimages.

Everyone respectfully calls me the Lord of Shadow Stream. "

"...You performed gastric bypass surgery on a dog?" Wei Linglan's expression was a little distorted.

Li Ang was even more puzzled, "Who said rhubarb is a dog?"

Wei Linglan shook his head, put aside his messy thoughts, and whispered to Li Ang: "If the situation is critical later, you and Shanshan must stay by my side, and I will try my best to take you out."

"clear."

Li Ang nodded, put on the protective clothing of emergency personnel, put on a mask, put all the medical tools into the stretcher cloth, and jumped out of the back compartment of the ambulance.

Under the icy gaze of the knife labor ghost group, the two returned to their original places,

At this time, Queen Dao Laogui's condition deteriorated further.

Her howling sound was weak, her steps were completely limp, her body was tilted to one side, relying on two bone knives to support her weight.

The inflated abdomen looked like a water balloon that was about to explode, and blood dripped continuously from the gaps in the bone armor.

The situation was urgent, Li Ang put on disposable gloves for himself, raised his hands, and walked forward slowly.

Queen Dao Laogui moved Bone Dao's arm subconsciously, and the surrounding ghosts howled and were about to charge forward. Fortunately, the queen glanced at them in time and stopped the charge of the ghosts.

A group of ghosts with knives stood anxiously on the spot, striking the ground with the tip of their knives, as if shouting, "Let her live! Let her live!"

Hearing the voices of the crowd, Li Ang let out a foul breath, approached slowly, and uncovered the bone armor to investigate the situation.

"The fetus was too large and in an abnormal position, resulting in difficult labor."

Li Ang turned his head, calmly said to Chai Cuiqiao and Wei Linglan, "Prepare for cesarean section."

"what?!"

The two women were a little stunned. Isn't this supposed to be a script for fighting monsters and upgrading? Why do they have to give ghosts a caesarean section?

This style of painting is wrong.

Li Ang didn't explain much, and asked them to spread a sterile sheet on the ground, and then put down the Queen of Swordsman, making her lie face up on the sterile sheet.

Unsure of the opponent's physiological structure, Li Ang directly injected her with an elephant dose of anesthesia, and cut open her skin and muscles after the anesthesia took effect.

The physiological structure of Dao Laogui is not fundamentally different from that of human beings, but there are some strange organs.

If there were no outsiders present, Li Ang, in the spirit of prioritizing scientific research, would probably have to take out the camera, click the recording button on the left, and start recording the surgery.

After the cesarean section was completed, the fetus in the partner's belly was also a magnetic knife labor ghost. It was obviously just a baby, the forehead was not so protruding, and the arms and legs had not completely decomposed into bone knives.

Curled up in the fetal membranes, like a little tiger.

Without changing his face, Li Ang pierced the fetal membranes, washed the amniotic fluid, reached out to hold the head of Dao Laogui's fetus, took it out, and held it upside down to make him retch, spitting out the remaining mucus in his mouth.

It has to be said that ghosts are ghosts, and the newborn Dao Lao ghost fetus has already shown ferocity and ferocity.

Even though Li Ang was holding him upside down, the sharp arms were waving unconsciously, almost cutting Li Ang.

"This giant baby is quite strong."

Li Ang couldn't help but praised: "It's also very lucky, I was born with a Hukou in Yin City."

Wei Linglan said dryly: "For it... Hukou is not important."

"Nonsense, household registration is very important."

Li Ang said sternly: "I think I didn't choose a good place to drop babies when Sending Avalokitesvara airdropped babies around the world. Thinking about it, I still regret it."

"..."

Wei Linglan smacked his lips, "Cut the umbilical cord."

Li Ang nodded, picked up the scissors and cut off the umbilical cord, put the newborn Dao Laogui on the sterile sheet, took out the placenta, and quickly stitched up seven or eight layers of wounds with needles and threads.

After a while, the effect of anesthesia disappeared, Queen Dao Laogui turned over tremblingly and stood up, the wounds on her waist and abdomen healed at a speed visible to the naked eye,

And the giant baby lying at her feet followed its mother's footsteps and climbed up its back.

"Mother and child are safe."

Li Ang nodded in relief, "Fortunately, the artery was not cut this time, otherwise I would have to buy a bottle of Pulse to bring the artery back.

Alas, poor rhubarb. Hope he is happy down there now. "

So what the hell did you do to the rhubarb? ! !