Chapter 431 Hercules Cult

Holding the phone, Ling Xiaoyi looked at Xiao Dao and the other five people standing in front of him, expressing that he was very depressed, and the more he answered the phone, the more depressed he became...

"Is it Miss Xiaoyi? I'm the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I want to ask the members of the Feiniu basketball team to help me advertise the shampoo. Is it possible?" said the phone caller.

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the few people in front of her: "Um... Husband, can we wait for their hair to grow before studying this issue? Besides, our young master has always disliked placing advertisements..." These five people just came out of prison The bald scoop did you call them an endorsement shampoo...

"Hi, I'm the president of Madden Catering Company. I would like to invite some football stars...ah, don't get me wrong, anyone is welcome. Ask them to speak for our company's newly launched Superb Mantou. The endorsement price can be offered by our company. Fifteen million, I don't know if Miss Xiaoyi can help us say a few words in front of the young master..."

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these people - who among these super-characteristic guys is suitable to endorse this hot little steamed bun...

"Miss Xiaoyi, please be sure to agree to the endorsement of our Double Storm Beer. Yesterday, the three fat players of your Flying Bull basketball team practiced two blues. This is very close to the meaning of our Double Storm Beer. Don't worry, the endorsement fee will definitely not Less, twelve million, please agree!"

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the three fat guys... Well, just by looking at this guy's appearance, you can tell that he can drink it!

"Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I'm from xxx company..."

In fact, normally speaking, they would definitely not agree to accept advertising endorsements, but the young master offered these people an annual salary of 5 million. Especially the young master has become more and more prodigal recently. The young master is not willing to make money, but they secretly do some private work, and then it should be fine to transfer the money into the young master's account. The key is that the young master never looks at how much money is in the card. ...

In the end, the few people quietly decided to make a small profit first. Anyway, these guys were also released from the prison by the young master. They are sure to be obedient. If they don’t tell them, they will be so-so...

So soon, such a series of advertisements appeared on the TV——

Da Fei: "This is an era of materialistic championships. Everyone is walking in a hurry. There are not many head coaches who don't shout and run outside the court. Players hold the hand of the Hercules Cup when they are drunk. Everyone is injured. , The arena is full of big dogs, even the men in heaven wash their hair with Feirou. I am Da Fei, and I only use Feirou." Da Fei scored 16 points in that game. The fat man flying on the grass has to impress the audience. So his head with only two millimeters of stubble. Those hairs look so crisp and clean..."

Si Dezi: "The noodles were flattened wildly by the steamed buns. He refused to accept it, so he came to ask the steamed buns for an argument, but was beaten up again by the steamed buns.

On the way home, I saw the explosive little mantou. When the noodles go up, they beat and scold: I can't beat you, can't I beat your son? "Si Dezi is very obscene, endorsed by this hot little mantou, especially in combination with his extremely obscene little eyes, it will definitely make people think of the super hot little mantou to the little man on a woman's body—so the world's best Little Mantou soon gained a nickname: Wretched Little Mantou...

Although this nickname is obscene, it is easy for people to remember...

Three Fatty: "Double beer, two in one. I drink it all the time!" What is displayed on the screen is his classic double beer, so the sports fans in the whole kingdom of heaven who have seen this advertisement drink beer most often. The one thing he said was: "Boss, let's have a double violence! Don't be violent!"

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The advertisements for the Feiniu basketball team are in full swing, and the number of searches for Feiniu on the Internet is also rising steadily.

In fact, it was nothing at all. Almost everything that Hong Dali does can become a hit, which has already been accepted by people.

The problem is that this time it's a bit bigger.

The cause of the incident was a gambler. After watching the friendly match between Marriott and Feiniu, the slogan before Feiniu launched a counterattack was still fresh in his memory, which was the four words "for the young master". However, this guy is still an absolute fan of Hong Dali, and he likes the phrase that Hong Dali often said, "Work hard to make miracles", so he shouted before buying the lottery ticket: "For the sake of the young master, work hard to make miracles!"

Then this guy won 1.3 million...

This incident was firmly remembered by the owner of the lottery shop at the beginning. Such a vivid example must have impressed me deeply. The owner of the lottery shop didn’t take it too seriously. Buying lottery tickets is even more superstitious. Yes, there are gods of fortune when buying lottery tickets.

But the problem is that the guy who shouted "for the sake of the young master, do a miracle!" actually hit the mark! He also won a grand prize of 1.3 million!

This has to be publicized, so it must be publicized with red banners!

So the owner of the lottery shop made a huge banner, which read, "The winners shouted 'for the young master, make a miracle', and it really did a miracle. Warmly celebrate the release of the first 1.3 million grand prize in our shop!"

As soon as the red banner was posted, the lottery store became popular!

Almost all the people who came to buy lottery tickets later shouted "for the sake of the young master, do a miracle" before buying lottery tickets, and then the winning rate soared. Ten or hundreds of thousands of dollars is not uncommon.

This story was widely spread, and it didn't take long for people in this community to watch curiously: "What are those people doing? Burning incense before buying lottery tickets? What are they shouting, 'for the sake of the young master, work hard for miracles', what the hell is this? What's going on?" Then someone who understood explained to him: "You don't understand this, do you? In the first two days, the one with 1.3 million yuan, before buying the lottery ticket, shouted 'for the young master, work hard for miracles' , It turned out to be a real winner! Now everyone who comes here to buy a lottery ticket has to shout like this, and some pious ones will burn incense and so on, praying to the young master to bless him to win the lottery, don’t say it, it’s really amazing..."

Then someone posted this story on the Internet, with the title "For the sake of the young master, work hard to make a miracle, a miracle really happened!" ", and then caused countless people to watch, so many people followed suit. Before buying a lottery ticket, they all came to sing such a voice, and even bathed and changed clothes, burned incense and worshiped vigorously, and then this matter became more and more popular. Two days later, Hercules, the first sect in the Kingdom of Heaven, appeared on the Internet...

Hercules, the congregation does not have any requirements, the only spontaneous action is that whenever they need to be lucky - such as interviews, blind dates, exams, etc., before doing these, they will bathe and change clothes, burn incense and pray to Dali , and then often really good luck comes.

In the beginning, Hercules was only a few hundred people, but within a few days, it rose to more than 3,000 people. After that, it became more and more popular, and the number of people began to increase by tens of thousands. The participants ranged from students, civil servants to government officials. From farmers to handicraftsmen, it can be said to have everything that one expects to find.

These people had already reached the point of giving up their hearts on Hong Dali, and soon the Hercules Cult developed to a scale of tens of thousands of people, and it was still growing. Those who join the Hercules Cult try their best to imitate Hong Dali in their daily actions. It is their code of conduct to be ignorant. When encountering stray cats and stray dogs, it is their basic style to kindly feed them. , the luck index and happiness index of these people are really increasing rapidly, so the more they spread, the more and more people...

Qiange post bar, Hercules teaching bar, all post bars are full of posts like this——

"Hercules, bless me to meet a beautiful woman on a blind date tomorrow, I kneel to you! For the sake of the young master, work hard to perform miracles!"

"Young master, please bless me to pass the interview tomorrow. If I don't pass, I will starve to death. I hope the examiner will take a good look at me. For the sake of the young master, I will do my best to perform miracles!"

These are just general, and there are more exaggerated and more reliable ones——

"Believe in the young master, you will have eternal life. After death, you will be resurrected with full blood and buffs! For the young master, work hard to perform miracles!"

"The domineering and pure man is our guiding light, our Noah's Ark, our Jesus Christ Tathagata Buddha, for the sake of the young master, we will work hard to perform miracles!"

"I've been drinking for so many years since I was a child, and I'll have another bottle for the first time. Thanks to the young master, thanks to Central TV, thanks to Kiribati for organizing the foundation, and thanks to... for the young master, to work hard on miracles!"

In the end, the more it spreads, the more mysterious it becomes, it is completely a myth——

"Believe in the young master, don't fail the exam, the young master is a pure man, a real man with iron blood. A good brother to the people, a good son to the father, can stand up to a man with his fist, and walk a horse with his arm! One year old can kill chickens, and three years old can build airplanes. Five years old Driving a tank, wearing iron clothes at the age of six. The power is boundless and I feel lonely. I feel bored and retreat to the rivers and lakes. I raise my head and look at the green mountains in silence, and the beasts in the mountains are all wailing. The young master has become a myth since then. !"

"Young master, I am a hard-working farmer. It hasn't rained in half a month. Please give me some rain. For the sake of the young master, I will do a miracle!" It's raining……

So much so that one passed on the other, and in the end the most awesome thing about begging the soul of the young master appeared——

"Young master, please reward me with a baby. My husband and I have been married for six years and have been childless. I hope that the young master will bless you. For the sake of the young master, you will work hard to create miracles!" Of course, no one can say for sure the specific effect...

But in reality, the Hercules religion spread so fast that when acquaintances meet each other, they will give a look of "you understand", and then smile wretchedly, and greet in a low voice: "Did you pray today?".

Then the other person will always answer like this: "Thank you, for the sake of the young master, work hard to perform miracles!"

If there are people who have not joined the Hercules Cult, it will become like this——

"Hurry up to worship the young master, it's better than worshiping the God of Wealth! People in our church worship every day, and now there are winners every day. Ah, of course, my heart is still not pious enough. I didn't win the lottery, but drinking drinks, it's almost Four or five times out of ten times it is 'another bottle', very effective!"

"Really? Such an exaggeration? Then how can I add it?"

"Learn from me, for the sake of the young master, work hard to perform miracles!"

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Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket! (to be continued...) ()