Chapter 1289 0-Point Swimsuit

The goddess of wisdom stood on the edge of the cliff, letting the mountain wind blow her skirt and long hair, like a petrified statue of a god.

She is a god and he is a human being, but she, the god, now needs Hong Dali to take care of her - there is no way. After being a god for too long, one often forgets how to be a human being. For example, she now even forgets to eat. How to eat.

"Sister Goddess, it's time to eat." Hong Dali picked a lot of wild fruits from the forest, separated one of the fruits with a thick shell, turned them into two water bowls, and brought them over: "There is a saying Well, people are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. You are no better than before. If you don't eat, you will really die."

Speaking of which, in this place where I don’t know what plane it is, the fruits are quite delicious and sweet, and I feel warm all over after eating them. After drinking some water from the pool, except that I can’t see anyone, everything else It's really good.

"Thank you." The goddess somehow managed to say these two words by accident. The last time she said thank you was when her father was still alive. It has a long history.

"Oh no, you don't have to be so polite. Come on, let's eat one first." Hong Dali handed the washed fruit to the goddess of wisdom, then sat down and said with a smile: "Fortunately, I was an orphan before, so I have to do everything by myself. Otherwise, I would have thought I really don’t know how to take care of people.”

"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you after I regain my power?" The goddess of wisdom opened her mouth gently, took a small bite of the fruit, and said softly: "Now is when I am at my weakest. If you want to kill me, there is nothing better than this." opportunity."

"We'll talk about the future later," Hong Dali didn't care at all: "If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have saved you when the space collapsed. Oh, this world is changing, what will happen to the Queen of Heaven in the future? I Even if I kill you, I won’t be able to get down. Even if I get down, I’ll be alone, with no one to talk to, what’s the point?”

"Oh..." The goddess of wisdom murmured in response, continued eating the fruit and stopped talking.

"Sister Goddess," Hong Dali finished eating the fruit. He has a restless temper and said: "Let's think of some games we can play, otherwise if we stay here all day long, we will be depressed to death." As he spoke, he looked around and soon started to smile. : "Sister Goddess, how about we play backgammon?"

"Backgammon? What is that?" In the past, there was no problem in staying alone for millions of years, but now that Hong Dali stayed by his side, nothing happened to Hong Dali. She gets bored somehow. Now that he heard Hong Dali say he wanted to play backgammon, he became curious: "How do you want to play?"

"Simple, just make a few chess pieces per person. As long as your chess pieces can connect to five, you will win." The rules of backgammon are very simple. Hong Dali introduced them casually. How smart the goddess of wisdom is, he quickly understood the rules.

Then... Hong Dali became depressed.

First handful. The goddess of wisdom wins. In the second round, the goddess of wisdom wins. In the third round, the goddess of wisdom wins...

"No more playing, let's play something else!" Hong Dali was going crazy. Hong Dali was so depressed that he had forgotten who was sitting opposite him - the goddess of wisdom. Playing with her like this is not courting death.

"Let's play stones!" Hong Dali said excitedly: "I was really good at this when I was a kid!"

"Oh." The goddess of wisdom responded lightly.

Then ten minutes later...

"No more fun!" Hong Dali went crazy. Hong Dali was so depressed that he had forgotten who the person sitting opposite him was - the goddess of wisdom. She has been practicing for hundreds of millions of years, and she can even bend a stone when she throws it!

"Forget it, forget it, you're too good. I can't beat you, so I'm going to take a shower!" Hong Dali sniffed. He was playing games with the goddess just to feel depressed. He was covered in stinky sweat from the food he just made, so it was just a good time to take a shower.

"Oh," the goddess of wisdom didn't think much about it. Taking a bath is one of human activities. She is an authentic god. Gods don't need to take a bath. As a result, he soon screamed,

Covering his eyes with his hands, he said angrily: "Hong Dali, what are you doing?!"

At this time, Hong Dali had already taken off his shirt and was about to take off his pants. He asked strangely: "Take off your clothes. How can you take a shower without taking off your clothes?"

"You big bastard, why are you so shameless?!" The goddess of wisdom was so frightened that she didn't dare to put down her hands. She turned around angrily: "How can you take off your clothes in front of me? Do you think I dare not kill you?!"

"Then you ask me to take a shower without taking off my clothes?!" Hong Dali said with a depressed face: "Why don't you just walk away and not look at it? Really, at the beach over there at my house, the women are wearing three-point styles, and the men are wearing Everything I wear is a one-point style. Oops, there is no one-point style to wear here, I might as well wear a zero-point swimsuit..."

A zero-point swimsuit, of course, means not wearing it...

"I'll kill you!" The goddess of wisdom couldn't bear it anymore. With a flick of her staff, a white light shot straight towards Hong Dali, and then she heard a "plop" and the sound of heavy objects falling into the water. The sound of Hong Dali's face made her more and more depressed. His mouth was finally closed.

"This man..." the goddess of wisdom sighed. Although the two of them had even done the most intimate things, the goddess was a goddess after all, noble and holy. The situation had dictated it before and she had no choice but now, if Hong Dali wanted to be frivolous towards her again, that would be...

Thinking of this, the Goddess of Wisdom suddenly remembered that Hong Dali took care of her food, clothing, and daily life. Her attitude was quite kind and she never crossed the line. Although she was very talkative, she never said anything too harsh, so her actions were a little gentler. .

As he was thinking about it, suddenly there was a sound of water, and Hong Dali's voice was extremely excited: "Sister Goddess, I discovered something! A great thing!"

"What's so exciting?" The goddess of wisdom didn't dare to turn her head and just said: "Is there a fish in the water?"

"How do you know?" Hong Dali was stunned. "Well, you are the goddess of wisdom. As expected, I can't hide anything from you. There are fish in the water, big fish. Now we are in luck. I will find a way. Catch a few and cook grilled fish for you tonight!"

This person doesn't know what his brain is made of. The jump in the fourth dimension is too big.

"Hey, that's not right!" Just as he was talking, Hong Dali suddenly became surprised: "I remember that I never knew how to swim. Why did I swim so happily in the water?" Thinking of this, Hong Dali suddenly woke up. Come over: "This is elemental affinity, the ability that the Great Prodigal System blessed me with before. Is it useful?!"

This surprise was no small matter. Hong Dali suddenly plunged into the water again. (To be continued...)

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