Chapter 733 Counterattack Against Routine
"Wardfake!"
Balotelli realized belatedly and finally understood why everyone in Milan was looking at him when he was walking on the street.
After he bought a newspaper at the newsstand, he quickly found a taxi to get out of the way, but in the car, the taxi driver looked at him maliciously through the rearview mirror...
No matter what, he couldn't escape no matter how hard he ran today.
At this time, he received a call from the police station. Didn't he abandon his car on the road last night? He was told to pick up the car and pay the fine.
At this time, how could he be in the mood to pick up the car and pay the fine?
He had an idea and changed his destination again. He was going to find Dong Fangzhuo. At this time, the only one who could comfort him was Dong Fangzhuo.
Dong Fangzhuo had just returned from the training ground and happened to bump into Balotelli at the gate.
The disgraced Balotelli lowered his head, not daring to raise his head to see anyone, and still clutched a newspaper tightly in his hand. After seeing Dong Fangzhuo, he did not raise his head and explained like a child who had done something wrong:
"This is not true, it's completely fake news. I didn't ask her to do this at all. Everything she said was made up. Damn it, I just took off my pants! Then it was all over, and there was no more!"
Talking about the excitement, Balotelli finally raised his head angrily. He finally admitted that he had been deceived by a so-called female Inter Milan fan. She was not a female fan at all, but a female liar.
What do you mean, help me with your hands, feet, and mouth? Nothing at all! He hadn't even touched it. If he had, he would have admitted it, but nothing happened...
This is where he feels most disadvantaged.
"It's not a big deal, it's not a qiangjian," Dong Fangzhuo waved his hand, "It's just that your reputation has been damaged. Do you have a reputation?"
Dong Fangzhuo thought Balotelli was in big trouble just now, but then he thought about it. Balotelli had never had a good reputation from the beginning to the end. If this kind of report had been reported to him, it would have been a devastating blow. , but for Balotelli, it is nothing!
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Balotelli was obviously stunned for a moment. He seemed to think that what Dong Fangzhuo said was very reasonable. Do I, Balotelli, care about this kind of reputation? But……
"I can't be thought of as incompetent." This is what Balotelli cares about. This is widely circulated, and he is too embarrassed. "In the future, I will ask a girl to rent a house. If the girl thinks that I am not good at that, she will still Will you go with me? If that woman continues to spread rumors about me, I will be completely ruined."
"Calm down, that girl is just after money. Think about it, after you satisfy her, don't you think there will be no latecomers? There will still be women rushing to you in the future, trying to seduce you and take away your money. Yes. In fact, she just gave you an advertisement, so it will be very convenient for you to flirt with girls in the future."
"Why? Is there such a reason? Why is it easier for me to flirt with girls?" Balotelli's eyes sparkled and his mood improved a lot.
He was looking forward to Dong Fangzhuo's explanation. He could not believe that such a tragic thing could be a blessing in disguise. Dong Fangzhuo was now his most trusted friend. He believed everything he said.
"Humans and animals are harmless. Think about it, girls think you are incompetent, so they won't make any conveniences, right? Don't you know how many well-dressed beasts in reality look harmless? It's just that when a man and a woman are alone, hey-hey……"
"Suddenly turned into a beast and pounced on him? Haha, this plot is good!" Balotelli finally smiled, as if this method was really good.
"Ahem, you are really a beast. Damn, wait until I finish." Dong Fangzhuo coughed twice. This guy's lower body now determines his head. Fortunately, he is a professional player. If he were an ordinary person, would he really commit a crime? "This second point is even better. Think about it, after reading this report, are the girls very curious about you? Then their hearts are full of curiosity, and they want to see it with their own eyes and try it for themselves. Are you really useless, right? Naturally, many people came to your door..."
"Tsk tsk...yes, why can't I, Mario? Hum, the life I shot out can be filled with milk cans! Ha, Dong, what you said is great, then, what should I do next? ?" Balotelli now completely believed what Dong Fangzhuo said, his eyes were completely shining, and he seemed to have seen rows of naked beauties lying on the bed, lining up to tease him...
"Of course you have to accept the interview openly, and then you also make up a story and confront her head-on. You can say that you were sleeping in the hotel and suddenly a girl or massage attendant came in and wanted to offer you a set of services. As a result, you refused, you just didn’t satisfy her, and then she got angry and caused this incident, or maybe it was a female fan? Hmm, you would rather kill her than satisfy her..."
Thinking of this, Dong Fangzhuo felt that he was a little sinister. That is to say, Balotelli's status allowed him to do this, but it would definitely not be possible for him. Otherwise, his reputation in the country would be ruined and he would definitely be expelled from the national team. Even if he is already one of the best players in the world...
However, Balotelli will not have a good reputation. This is what he insists on...
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Now, the news about Balotelli is no longer about Milan or Italy. The whole of Europe knows it, especially England. They seem to be very keen on reporting this kind of thing about professional players. After that, Balotelli News of Turley spread to Asia and America, and the whole world knew about it.
However, as the person involved, as the male protagonist of the incident, Balotelli acted as if nothing had happened.
On Tuesday, he arrived at the training ground sitting in the passenger seat of Dong Fangzhuo and got out of the car at the door. He gave a strong response to many reporters.
"That woman is a lunatic. She wants to rape me! I have tried all kinds of methods, but I just don't agree. Even if I solve it myself, I don't want to be punished by her. I am a virgin! I reserve the right to sue her. If If I really have any psychological shadow in the future!"
Awesome! As expected of Balotelli...
Your world is indeed extraordinary and different! The reporters present were all shocked and dumbfounded. After other players encountered such a thing, they couldn't avoid it. The most important thing was to spend money to rectify the disaster. Balotelli was better off, playing with the opponent and suing Qiangjian!
However, in the training ground, he was still inevitably laughed at by his teammates, but no one dared to mention this matter in front of Balotelli. This kid Balotelli might point his fist at their noses or swing it at them. .
Naturally, this matter did not escape Mourinho's eyes. He originally wanted to go to Balotelli to find out more about the situation, but after the response at the door, he felt that Balotelli's handling was so arrogant. method, is it the best way?
Of course, he doesn't plan to put Balotelli in the lineup against the Celtics the day after tomorrow. God knows what level Balotelli will perform in this state? There was no way he was going to take any chances...
After defeating Manchester United in the Champions League group stage away from home, Inter Milan's path to promotion seems to be smooth. However, the opponent they faced at home seemed a bit intimidating. The Celtics are not a strong team, but they cannot be underestimated.
The Celtics have actually scored 10 goals in the last two rounds of the league, and their scoring ability is frightening. Although Su's strength is not that great, the offensive power of 10 goals in two games is not so easy to achieve. Even Inter Milan cannot do it in Serie A...
However, at the press conference before the game, Mourinho would not destroy his team's prestige and increase the morale of others. "I heard that they scored 10 goals in two games. This is a quite scary statistic. , at first glance, don’t be frightened. 10 goals are just two massacres. However, this data has no meaning for Inter Milan, because the opponents have different levels, and the data cannot be used as a reference. If Dong goes to In the Indian League, he can score 10 goals in a game alone, but what is the significance of these 10 goals? He can only score 3 goals in front of opponents like AC Milan..."
Mourinho's words were so thought-provoking, and they offended Celtic, India and AC Milan all at once. What he meant was that if the Celtics are not really strong, they would just abuse the Indian League. That kind of team, and I have Dong Fangzhuo, he can beat AC Milan for 3 goals at will...
"This is Meazza. Whoever comes here should not be worried and afraid of us, but the opponent. Many people are worried that I will play conservatively at home, but I think unless the referee can't get along with me, otherwise I will I don’t understand why we do this at home.”
Yes, the fact is exactly the opposite of what the media expected, and the lineup he gave is also quite surprising.
Mourinho has made some adjustments to the lineup, and there are three changes worthy of attention. On the forward line, Mourinho sent three forwards with center characteristics, Crespo, Adriano, and Dong Fangzhuo, while Mancini Jr. and Quaresma became substitutes in this game. In the midfield position, Muntari returned to the lineup. On the defensive line, Chivu was absent from the squad due to minor injuries, and Zanetti guest-starred at left back.
"What does this mean? Let Crespo play center, and then Adriano and Dong Fangzhuo will play on the left and right?" Huang Jianxiang, the commentator of ccav5, was shocked when he saw the list announced by Inter Milan. .
This is not common sense...
"Let Dong Fangzhuo play as a right winger? Even if Adriano plays as a left winger, it will be a waste!"
"Willful Mourinho, this is not his usual style."
"Just because he beat Manchester United away from home, he can be so rude?"
He didn't know that Mourinho had never determined Inter Milan's formation and style of play, and had been trying cautiously. This was actually quite a risky move, but if Mourinho didn't make adjustments at the beginning of the season, wouldn't it be possible? In the middle and late stages?
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