Chapter 1098 Are You Walking the Dog?
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Ma Xiaohu was packing his luggage at home when he saw a middle-aged man rushing in and stopped his hand while packing: "You can't leave Hong Kong!"
The man who rushed in was none other than Ma Dalong, don't ask him how he got in, this guy can come in silently every night to nail the unlucky ghost to the wall for his son, and his skill at getting started is very high.
Ma Dalong is also in a hurry, he pays attention to the condition of his son Ma Xiaohu every day, for fear that something will happen if he fails to take care of it that day.
When Ma Xiaohu got off work today, he was already sitting on the flower bed not far from his company, waiting for his son to get off work.
When he saw Ma Xiaohu happily coming out of the company whistling, he first saw his son's smile and felt joy in his heart, then he realized that something was wrong.
Ma Xiaohu is haunted by unlucky ghosts. Although he helps him get rid of them every night, his luck has always been bad. There has never been anything worth being happy about. How can he laugh so happily?
At least in Ma Dalong's memory, except for the heartless stage when he was a child, he has never seen his son so happy.
Suddenly so happy, something unexpected must have happened.
After Ma Xiaohu left, he walked directly into Ma Xiaohu's company and gave the company's front desk several hundred yuan. Finally, he knew the reason. His son Ma Xiaohu was actually promoted and sent abroad to discuss business.
For any parent, it is a good thing for a son to be reused by the company, get promoted and raise his salary, but it sounds like a bolt from the blue to Ma Dalong.
"Impossible, there is no reason, how could Xiaohu be promoted and raise his salary, he doesn't have such a life at all!" Ma Dalong was thinking about this matter while rushing to his son's house, the more he thought about it, the more he didn't understand.
When he arrived at the place, he looked through the window and saw Ma Xiaohu packing his luggage and preparing to go out. He immediately became anxious and rushed in to stop his son.
Ma Xiaohu was startled: "Uncle, who are you? How did you get in? How did you know I was leaving Hong Kong?"
Ma Dalong said anxiously: "Don't worry about who I am, just promise me that I won't leave Hong Kong first!"
He promised Ksitigarbha not to recognize his son, so under Ma Xiaohu's questioning,
It is also inconvenient to say that I am your father.
Ma Xiaohu was born a good person. Although he was surprised by the behavior of the uncle in front of him, but seeing that the clothes he was wearing were very old, he said calmly, "Uncle, what's the matter with you? If you encounter difficulties, you can tell me. Don't break into other people's houses in the future, they will call the police, I still have some money here, you take it first!"
Ma Xiaohu took out hundreds of Hong Kong dollars from his trouser pocket, and handed them to Ma Dalong without looking at them.
Ma Dalong shook his head again and again: "I don't want money, I'm a fortune teller, I saw you covered with dark clouds and bad luck, I came here to remind you, you must not leave Hong Kong, otherwise you will be a big ominous sign, there will be death but no life! "
He couldn't tell the truth, he could only make up a random reason.
Dark clouds and bad luck? Are you kidding me, I just got promoted and got a raise!
As soon as Ma Xiaohu heard this, he took Ma Dalong as a charlatan. He must have seen him packing his luggage outside, so he guessed that he was leaving Hong Kong, and then came in to cheat. As for him being able to come in, he must have not locked it properly. Door.
Although Ma Xiaohu thought so, he was a bad guy, so he still put a few hundred dollars into the other party's hands:
"It turns out that I'm so dangerous, so thank you Master for reminding me, I won't leave Hong Kong, Master, why don't you go back first, I want to take a shower and then rest!"
"Ah...you really believed it!" Ma Dalong put the money into his trouser pocket while staring at his son in a daze. How could this boy be so easy to deceive? He didn't believe the lie, so why did he believe it? Well, it's too stupid and naive, it's easy to lose money like this.
"Master, aren't you telling the truth?"
Only then did Ma Dalong come to his senses, and he nodded quickly: "It's good that you know it, it's good that you know it, you must remember it!"
Ma Xiaohu nodded and said: "Okay, I remember your words, and I will definitely not leave Hong Kong!" After saying that, he half pushed Ma Dalong out, and then closed the door. All the locks were locked, and the curtains were closed again before continuing to tidy up.
It was only after Ma Dalong came out that he realized that he might have been fooled by his son. He wanted to go in, but the hidden locks that he didn't use at ordinary times were all locked, so he had to give up the idea of breaking in.
Ma Xiaohu was not sure, so he called his attention to Ma Xiaohu's company, but at this time, the company was off work, so he had to take out the hundreds of dollars he got from Ma Xiaohu and bribe the uncle who was the shifter to get it. Got a phone call from the company manager.
On the phone, he directly discussed with the manager: "Can someone else go on a business trip, Ma Xiaohu has bad luck recently, so it's not suitable to travel far!"
The manager got Xiami's order, so he couldn't agree to it naturally, but he still asked politely: "Are you Ma Xiaohu's...?"
"Oh... I have nothing to do with him, I'm a fortune teller!"
"...Go away!" The manager hung up the phone immediately, and when he called again, the other party scolded: "You are crazy, if you call again, I will call the police!"
Although Ma Dalong has never learned magic, he has an ability that ordinary people cannot. He firmly believes that faith can change everything.
Because of the belief in protecting his son, he has not slept for more than 20 years. Whenever he is sleepy, he will cheer himself up: "I am not sleepy, I am not sleepy, I am not sleepy!"
He has persisted in this way, and as time goes by, his belief has become stronger and stronger, and he has reached the point where he can influence the material world with his thoughts.
In the original plot, he could not only control people's behavior, but also move objects. When his lifespan was exhausted, he could actually rely on his faith to delay the time of death.
At this time, seeing that the manager on the other side of the phone did not agree to his request, he immediately thought of using his beliefs to interfere with the other party and make the other party agree.
Under the watchful eyes of other citizens waiting to make calls outside the telephone booth, Ma Dalong held the phone and looked directly at the microphone, and began to mutter what he was best at: "Promise me quickly, promise me quickly, promise me quickly!"
"Boom!" The phone couldn't bear his belief and exploded directly. This was the first time he used his belief to change something through the phone, and it was obviously very unsuccessful.
He punched the phone hard: "You are really useless!"
When I turned around and was about to go out, I saw dozens of people outside, all looking at him with crazy eyes, and some even took out their mobile phones to call the police.
Embarrassed, Ma Dalong quickly explained: "You all saw it, it moved first!" After speaking, he squeezed through the crowd and ran away in a hurry.
The next morning, when Ma Xiaohu got up, he found that the gate of his house had been dismantled and put aside, and the salute was gone. This made him very anxious, because the passport and other documents were still inside the salute.
In desperation, he anxiously dialed the phone number of the company manager.
"This time, you won't be able to leave!" In an alley not far from Ma Xiaohu's house, Ma Dalong leaned on the wall panting, with Ma Xiaohu saluting beside him.
Ma Xiaohu took precautions last night, and actually locked the safety chain, deadbolt lock, and several built-in locks on the door. As a result, Ma Dalong went to nail his son's unlucky ghost at night, and had to remove the entire door panel to be able to escape. into the house.
After finishing nailing the unlucky ghost, he inadvertently discovered that Ma Xiaohu’s salute was ready and put it aside. After checking that the air ticket and passport were all inside, he had an idea and stole all his son’s salute. He didn’t have the air ticket and passport to see you How to go.
Ma Xiaohu had the same idea when he saw that his luggage was lost. He thought that he would not be able to leave. He also thought that his promotion and salary increase was a waste of time. He didn't even have time to get a passport. He didn't expect to call the manager and ask him to wait for ten minutes.
Ten minutes later, the manager called back and told Ma Xiaohu that the company would come forward to reissue the passport, and it would be done in half an hour, and there was no need to worry about the air ticket. The boss had a private jet and was going to the United States, so he could just take him there.
When Ma Xiaohu put down the phone, he suspected that he was still dreaming, but half an hour later, the manager showed up here with a renewed passport for him, and took him into the car and went straight to the airport.
Half an hour later, Ma Xiaohu was already sitting on the luxurious private jet, enjoying the comfortable and luxurious journey awkwardly.
When he asked what the plane was going to do in the United States, the beautiful flight attendant's answer made him stunned: "The boss is afraid that the plane will rust if it is left idle, so let's take a stroll in the United States!"
Ma Xiaohu really wanted to ask: "Are you walking the dog?" The world of the rich really doesn't make sense!