Chapter 77: The Crazy No. 1 Expert in the Qing Palace
In the early morning of the next day, Kangxi was reviewing the memorial in the study room, when the door was pushed open suddenly, Kangxi was about to get angry when he saw the visitor and couldn't help but smile wryly.
"Jianning, what are you doing? I'm so busy that I don't have time to compete with you. Besides, your three-legged cat's kung fu is not ashamed." Kangxi couldn't help laughing after speaking.
He felt sorry for this younger sister the most, seeing that it was her who pushed the door, he couldn't bear to reprimand her.
Jianning covered one eye with one hand and walked to the court with aggrieved face: "Where is Xin Han? Did he hide from you, and I want to compete with him?"
Jianning went to the guard's office early this morning, seeking revenge on Xin Han by name and surname, but Xin Han was not there, so he thought he was hiding with the emperor's brother, so he came to the door.
Kangxi was stunned for a moment, seeing that Jianning was a little strange, he asked, "What are you doing with your eyes covered, put your hands down and let me see."
"I don't, I'll find Xin Han, brother emperor, hand him over quickly, I will fight him to the death." Seeing that Kangxi wanted to look at his eyes, Jianning quickly stepped back, thinking in his heart that he must not let the emperor see him , it's too embarrassing.
Seeing her like this, Kangxi pretended to be angry, and said with a straight face: "Put your hands down quickly, do you want to resist the order?"
Jianning aggrieved and put down his hands, only to see a faint black and blue mark on the eye socket, and the princess turned black and blue in an instant, which shocked Kangxi.
Instead, he thought that Jianning came to look for Xin Han early in the morning, and he guessed exactly what happened in an instant, and he couldn't help but subconsciously laughed out of the funny.
As a royal girl, she didn't like red clothes and armed forces since she was a child. She didn't like female knitters, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She preferred dancing with guns and sticks.
However, his martial arts skills are mediocre, and he thought he was a master of martial arts after learning three punches and two kicks from the guards, even if he couldn't even count as a fist and embroidered legs.
It's okay to find the guards to learn martial arts, she is a princess who dares to beat her, after a few moves, she deliberately punches and kicks a few times to pretend to be defeated, to make the princess happy.
But in this way, this girl became more and more ignorant of the heights of the heavens and the earth, and she really thought she was a martial arts master, and she had nothing to do with Kangxi.
This time Jianning was even more incredible. In her impression, Kangxi was the most powerful person in the world. Now even the emperor's brother had a match with her. This shows that her martial arts skills are really amazing. The first master.
The current state must be because he heard that Xin Han was promoted to the head of the imperial guards and went to challenge her. Xin Han did not know her identity and made a move.
话说回来,这能埋怨辛寒吗,这丫头没事就爱女扮男装,定是穿了侍卫或是太监的服饰,辛寒又不识得她的相貌,否则她哪里能挨揍。
Seeing Kangxi laughing, Jianning stomped his little feet vigorously: "Brother Emperor, you bullied me. I wanted to compete fairly with Xin Han, but who would have thought that this shameless person would actually make a surprise attack? Otherwise, with the ability of the number one master in my palace How can you lose, you hand him over quickly, I will compete again, so that I can get revenge."
Kangxi was a little hesitant. If it was someone else, he would have no scruples to tell the princess how to vent her anger, but Xin Han is actually his master, and Jianning is so eccentric that he is unreasonable. Just as he was trying to find some excuses, he saw Jianning Stepped forward and grabbed his arm.
"Brother Emperor, if you don't allow it, I will pester you every day to find you to compete in martial arts. Even if there is no martial arts competition, I will pester you so that you can't do other things."
Kangxi felt dizzy after hearing this for a while, and said in his heart: "I'm sorry, Master, but a dead fellow Taoist will not die as a poor Taoist." Immediately, he complied, and issued an order to call Xin Han and Wei Xiaobao to see him.
Speaking of which, Lord Kangxi wondered, these two people hadn’t been seen this morning and they didn’t know where they went. They just happened to find them all.
Wei Xiaobao went out of the palace early in the morning for a tour, and when he came back, he threw a cheat book to Xin Han, which was the secret inner strength given by Chen Jinnan.
Xin Han finally looked at it and threw it back.
"This thing is not bad. Chen Jinnan's kung fu is not bad. You should practice this internal skill first. By the way, I just remembered that you can't read and I'll teach you how to read later."
Wei Xiaobao nodded his head and felt bitter for a while, lamenting that he was going to suffer again.
Xin Han was holding a rabbit in his hand, he made it in the imperial garden this morning, and called Wei Xiaobao: "Go, go to your room to get corpse powder."
Wei Xiaobao gritted his teeth: "Brother Xin, it's not much to turn such a little meat into powder, just wait until I get another one."
The corpse powder is too toxic. It takes a large living person to turn into a puddle of water. The rabbit probably won't be able to get half a bottle of it.
Xin Han thought for a while and nodded, "Well, be careful not to be seen by others."
Wei Xiaobao grinned: "Don't worry." After speaking, he turned around and trotted towards the imperial garden.
Xin Han went to Wei Xiaobao's room alone and waited. After a while, Wei Xiaobao came in carrying a sack.
Xin Han was taken aback, didn't he catch all the rabbits in the Imperial Garden, and hurriedly asked, "How much did you make, and you even put them in sacks?"
Wei Xiaobao opened the sack with a smile, revealing the head of a big bird with a rope around its neck, apparently strangled to death.
Xin Han gasped, this is not a rabbit, Wei Xiaobao actually killed a crane, a red-crowned crane with a red crown and white feathers, he actually killed it with a noose.
I rub it, this is too inhumane, even to protect animals.
"Brother Xin, I also wanted to get a rabbit at first, but when I thought about how little that would be enough, I happened to meet this stupid bird. I didn't run away when I got close to it, thinking that I was going to feed it, so I just let it go. Let's do it once." Get enough money, and keep a few more bottles as spares.”
This crane is raised in the Imperial Garden, where it eats delicious food and is served by a dedicated person. It has long since lost its wildness and has no vigilance at all, and it is not afraid of people. It is not surprising that Wei Xiaobao killed it.
Xin Han didn't say anything, since they were all killed anyway, so there was no need to waste them.
Wei Xiaobao stabbed the crane a few times with a dagger, poured corpse powder on it, and after a while the crane began to turn into yellow water, emitting bursts of stench.
Xin Han killed the rabbit in his hand and threw it in, and dragged Wei Xiaobao out of the room quickly, the smell was really unbearable.
As soon as the two of them closed the door, the little eunuch who passed the decree arrived, and greeted the two of them with a smile: "Eunuch Gui, Lord Xin, the emperor sent you two to go over."
The eunuchs and maids in the palace have all respected the two since they got the holy family, and Suo'etu sprinkled a lot of money in the palace for the two, now who doesn't say that the two are good.
Xin Han was a little strange, this was the time for Kangxi to review the memorials, and he would not normally summon himself, so why is it a little strange today.
Can't help asking: "This father-in-law, I don't know what the emperor's summons is."
The little eunuch smiled and said, "Eunuch Gui doesn't dare to be a father-in-law. As a slave, we can't guess what the emperor is thinking, but the emperor is in a good mood today."
One sentence is enough, Xin Han nodded and called Wei Xiaobao to go to the study together, Wei Xiaobao patted the little eunuch on the shoulder: "Good brother is enough."
After speaking, another ingot of silver was stuffed in the past, which was twelve taels.
The little eunuch was so happy that he couldn't find the north, and led the two of them to say a lot of auspicious words along the way.
Entering the upper study room, both of them were taken aback for a moment. A young girl in a princess costume stood beside Kangxi, covering one eye and looking at them angrily.
There are others who can't be presumptuous between the two of them. They met Kangxi according to the etiquette of the emperor and ministers, and asked the girl beside him for auspiciousness.
The girl snorted coldly, raised her head arrogantly and ignored the two of them.
Kangxi asked the eunuch to go down, and suddenly slapped the table: "Xin Han, you can be convicted."
The table was clapped loudly but the tone was the same as usual. When Xin Han looked up, he saw Kangxi winking at him with the girl behind his back.
"I don't know what the crime is, please let the emperor express it." Since Kangxi wanted to act, Xin Han had no choice but to accompany him.
Kangxi said: "You actually defeated my imperial sister Jianning in a fair contest, what should you do?"
"Ah?" Xin Han raised his head and looked at the girl, this guy is Jianning, why did he find me, shouldn't she trouble Wei Xiaobao?
Princess Jianning said coquettishly, "Brother Emperor, it's not a fair contest, but a sneak attack. I don't want you to punish him, as long as you let him have a fair contest with me."
Kangxi coughed twice and said with a cold face: "Jianning, you are a golden branch and a jade leaf, why are you arguing all day long?" Just wanting to take the opportunity to say something to her, but he didn't want Jianning to grab his arm.
"Okay, Brother Emperor, if you don't let him accompany me, then you can accompany me."
Kangxi didn't have time to accompany her, and he was afraid of being entangled by her, so he quickly changed his words: "I mean that we will win the world immediately, and this martial arts practice is a serious matter. Since you proposed to compete with Xin Han, then I will agree to it." Yes, but you must remember to stop at the end, and don't pursue it after the victory or defeat."
Jianning was overjoyed, she didn't understand how she lost last time, Xin Han's movements were too fast, she didn't see clearly at all, so she always thought that she was defeated by Xin Han's sneak attack.
This time it's an upright contest, and I'm sure to win.
"Brother Emperor, why don't you give us a testimony today, and also let you see what a real master fights." Jianning looked as if he was determined to win.
Kangxi couldn't bear to tell her the truth, so he gave Xin Han a wink, which meant: "Master, let her win, so as to save trouble in the future."
Xin Han nodded secretly.
Only then did Kangxi say: "Nonsense, I'm reviewing the memorial, I don't have time to play around with you, let's go on my own, Xiao Guizi will stay and serve, you two go outside and fight quickly."
Out of sight, out of mind, if you really want Jianning to mess around, if you have the mood to deal with state affairs, hurry up and drive him away.
Jianning smiled awkwardly. Anyway, the purpose of the competition was achieved. As for not having a witness, it was considered a fly in the ointment. He resigned and took Xin Han straight to Kangxi's practice room.
Jianning walked in front like a proud little peacock, raising his head arrogantly, but he was just a one-eyed peacock covering his eyes.
Xin Han followed behind and wanted to laugh, but he didn't. He thought, "This is a devil, why not pretend to be defeated for a while and fool her."
The eunuchs and maids who met along the way all avoided seeing Jianning, and they all showed sympathy when they saw Xin Han following behind Jianning.
When he arrived at the practice room, Jianning barred the door, turned his head and smiled grimly at Xin Han, "Okay, let's fight fairly, but today we won't compete in fists and kicks, let's compete in weapons."
After speaking, he was prepared and pulled out a machete from under the hem of his skirt, and slashed at Xin Han head-on.
Shocked, Xin Han hurriedly stepped aside, Princess Jianning didn't want a fair fight, she just wanted her own life.
Jianning was even more annoyed when he slashed at the air: "Don't hide, let me slash you, but you actually hit this princess in the eyes and kicked me in the chest. See if I don't slash you to death."
Xin Han dodged while explaining: "Those who don't know are not guilty. I don't know that you are a princess. Besides, you are not a good princess. What clothes do you wear as a guard?"
Jian Ning said angrily: "You don't care about me, let's see if I don't hack you to death today, you little thief."
Xin Han was also very angry: "If you cut me again, you will fight back."
Jianning said: "If you want to fight back, let's see how you escaped from my knife." She thought that she was extremely skilled, and it would be good if Xin Han could dodge under her knife.
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