Chapter 2793 I Want Human Life
"Xiao Jian from the world of "Han Zhu Ge Ge" hopes that you can help him avenge his revenge!" But even though Shen Long couldn't bear it any longer, he had to listen to the task.
Fortunately, this task is barely acceptable. Otherwise, Shen Long would not be able to handle it if he were to help those few bests fall in love. Then he might as well go in and use Doraemon's props to help them realize their wishes. , and then cut it all in one go.
Who is Xiao Jian? "Han Zhu Ge Ge" has dominated the screen for many years, but Shen Long really hasn't watched it seriously. He just knows that there is such a character who has a deep hatred with the Manchu Qing court, but he doesn't know what the hatred is.
Played happily on Europa, returned to the space station to rest, woke up the next morning, sent Arya to school, and then Shen Long had time for Bai Ze to collect relevant information.
It turned out that Xiao Jian and Xiao Yanzi were brothers and sisters, and their father was Fang Zhihang, the prefect of Hangzhou. Later, because Fang Zhihang wrote a poem, he was mistaken for an anti-poetry, and his family was wiped out. The nineteen members of the Fang family were implicated. In a hurry, only two brothers and sisters escaped, Xiao Jian was taken to Yunnan, where he worshiped an eminent monk as his teacher, and practiced literature and martial arts! The little swallow was abandoned in front of a nunnery by accident, and her whereabouts have been unknown since then! After Xiao Jian grew up, he traveled all over the country with Xiao and Jian, looking for his sister wholeheartedly, and the bloody feud was even more unforgettable!
Bah, the sea of blood and deep hatred is a woolen thread! Wasn't it Qianlong who killed your whole family? Why did you finally reconcile with Qianlong? Also married his own sister to the enemy's son?
Is it because the emperor married Qing'er to you? Are you dreaming? Do you know that Manchus and Hans do not intermarry? You are a Han, why do you marry a full family of princesses? What's more, it's still the daughter of the Prince's family?
Also, in the books and TV series, it is always said that you are all-rounder in civil and military affairs, all-rounder in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but looking at the two poems you wrote, calligraphy, painting, piano, chess, poetry and hops, you never separated from him back then, but now everything has changed. Xiaojian Jiangshan poetry wine tea; one flute and one sword walk the rivers and lakes, eternal love and sorrow (enemies) a pot of wine, two feet stepping on the road of the world, taking the sky as the cover and the ground as the hut.
What is this all about? The old cadres in the cadre rest center can write better than you, right? Is this still called a genius? I'm afraid I can only deceive an uneducated girl like Little Swallow? As for Qing'er? Let me just treat it as a girl from a Manchu family and stop studying!
Regarding revenge, the book gave an explanation, saying that it was Qianlong who found out the truth about Fang Zhihang's case and told Xiao Jian that the real enemy was Fang Zhou, but this matter could fool Xiao Jian, but it could not convince Shen Long , Aren't you the one who engages in literary inquisition? If it weren't for you, even if Shi Fangzhou wanted to frame him, he wouldn't have a chance, would he?
In the end, you just throw the pot at Shi Fangzhou and it's over? Is there such a cheap thing? When I go in, Shi Fangzhou will naturally be killed, so you can't let him go!
So what's next? Shen Long couldn't help but tremble with fear. According to his past habits, he must read the novels and TV series first at this time! But watching "Han Zhu Ge Ge", isn't this killing people? Who can bear it!
Forget it, this time I won't find other girls to watch it with me, I can bear such a tossing thing alone, Shen Long then asked Bai Ze to find the video of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" and speed it up to double the speed , This is like drinking traditional Chinese medicine, if it is ugly, then look at it quickly, if you look at it slowly, it will really kill people.
No, although traditional Chinese medicine is bitter, it can cure diseases and save lives. What is the benefit of watching "My Fair Princess"? It just makes people feel physically and mentally uncomfortable, right?
"You looked at the snow and the moon with her, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and poetry. I didn't watch the snow and the moon with you, and talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and poetry."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have seen the snow with her,
Looking at the moon, from poetry and songs to philosophy of life. From now on, I will only watch the snow and the moon with you, from poetry to philosophy of life. "
"Ziwei, you deliberately made me worry and fear? Are you unwilling to stay with me for the rest of your life? When your identity was unknown before, I was worried and afraid. When your identity was revealed, I was still worried and afraid. I beg you You are gone, let's stop this worrying day."
"Ziwei is not a god, she is a person, a woman! She has the nuances of a woman, the sensitivity of a woman, and the jealousy and selfishness of a woman! In fact, Qinger is the same! Please don't imagine Ziwei to be too arrogant, Don't imagine Qing'er too lofty, and don't think of me as 'too capable'! I don't think I have the 'talent' to love two women at the same time! If I accept the domination of Lafayette, I will be too sorry for Ziwei! I'm so sorry for Qing'er! I can't hurt Ziwei like this! I can't hurt Qing'er like this! Doing this will make Ziwei hurt, I will be embarrassed, and Qing'er will be sad! In the end, the three of us will collapse and perish!"
Vomit~ Shen Long couldn't bear it anymore, rushed to the bathroom and vomited. The Tathagata Buddha's Wuzhi Mountain didn't scare me, my grandma's tentacles didn't scare me, and Purdue Cihang's magical singing didn't scare me...but "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" is really terrible!
"Bai Ze, find me a national football game!" Shen Long decided to find a substitute and slowly watched it for a while. Although he found it ugly, compared with "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", it seems that it is not so disgusting. .
After watching a game, Shen Long began to suffer again, "Yes, you are ruthless, you are cruel, and you make trouble for no reason!"
"Then you are not heartless!? Not cruel!? Not vexatious!?"
"Where am I ruthless!? Where is cruel!? Where is unreasonable trouble!?"
"Where are you not ruthless!? Where are you not cruel!? Where are you not making trouble for no reason!?"
"No matter how ruthless, cruel and vexatious I am, I will not be more ruthless, cruel and vexatious than you!"
"I will be more ruthless than you!? Crueler than you!? More unreasonable than you!? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever seen!"
"Hmph, I'm not as heartless as you are, as cruel as you are, as vexatious as you are!"
"Okay, since you say I'm ruthless, I'm cruel, I'm making trouble for no reason, I'll show you ruthlessness, I'll show you cruelty, I'm going to make trouble for no reason!"
"Look, you also said that you are not ruthless, cruel and not vexatious, now you have fully demonstrated your ruthless, cruel and vexatious side."
"Ouch~" Shen Long vomited again.
Spit, spit, Shen Long couldn't take it anymore, "I don't want to count the ball! This broken world, even if you don't know all the content, you should be able to sweep it directly, right?"
So Shen Long resolutely chose to enter the mission world, a white light flashed, and Shen Long came from the space station of Europa to my Daqing territory. Looking at the street outside, Shen Long hummed Bai Jingqi's favorite joke , "Look at the black hole in front, it must be the thief's lair, wait for me to catch up and kill it!"