Chapter 1175 What Kind of Broken Movie Is This?

"... Yingzheng asks you to help him, don't let anyone destroy his mausoleum." Hearing this task, Shen Long was stunned. Hey, I just finished watching the Terracotta Warriors of Qin Shihuang, but Yingzheng asked himself for help Come on, is this a coincidence, or a coincidence, or a coincidence?

Then let’s read the original movie first. Shen Long has never watched "The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor". Shen Long has watched the first two "The Mummy" and "The Return of the Mummy", but the time between them is relatively long. He couldn't remember many details, so he planned to read all three of them, starting from the first one.

So I turned on my phone and started searching. I found a random website and clicked in. After entering, I saw a lot of large-scale advertisements. Shen Long didn’t care. He thought that similar pirated movie websites were like this. I felt something was wrong, why isn't this title from Universal Pictures?

And the looks of the hero and heroine seem to be a little different from what I remember? The heroine's figure is much hotter than he remembered, Shen Long thought he remembered it wrong, so he continued to look down, but... Hey, hey, heroine, what are you doing, you and the book What is the curator doing! ! !

How could a movie of this scale be shown on the big screen! Seeing this, Shen Long finally understood, this is the original work of the "Mummy" series, this is a fan work launched by Fernando Gu, right? I only heard that they have produced the Caribbean Islands series, the Lord of the Rings series, and the superhero series, but I didn't expect that they even had the "Mummy" series.

Hey, it really is wrong to watch pirated versions, Shen Long quickly fast-forwarded the movie, then exited the website, found the genuine link and clicked in, and started browsing again.

The first two movies, Shen Long, were quite enjoyable to watch. The filming was not bad, not to mention the special effects. From the perspective of the plot alone, there seems to be no flaws. The nervousness is funny, and the blood is touched. , is indeed a good commercial movie, but when watching the third movie, Shen Long started cursing directly!

What kind of stuff can this f*cking shoot be? Michelle Yeoh was considered a beauty when she was young, right? Even though they were already in their forties when this movie was filmed, the female stars are well maintained. If you dress up carefully and let the makeup artist do the makeup well, it is not unbelievable to say that you are an all-powerful beauty.

But what's the matter with you looking like this? Not to mention the beauties who are all over the city and country, they don't even meet the passing mark. How can such a person make Ying Zheng bewildered? Your political brother is an old bachelor in his thirties who has never seen a girl? Do you really think that the concubine Qiang in "A Fang Gong Fu" does not exist?

In addition, Zhengge unified the six kingdoms in 221 BC. At this time, the term Tubo did not yet exist. During this period, Qiang tribes such as Faqiang and Mitang gradually migrated to the plateau. They and the local The people merged, multiplied and developed, and formed the Tubo tribe; this place is almost a barren land at present, and the level of civilization is extremely low. You said that there is the largest library in the world here. Is the director dreaming?

Even if you don’t know about the collection room of the Zhou Dynasty and the Jixia Academy of Qi State, even if you say that the Alexandria Library is better than this, at least the Alexandria Library has been built now.

In addition, it is even more impossible to find Sanskrit wooden slips in Tubo during this period. First of all, Buddhism did not enter China until the time of Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty, and it is almost 300 years away from now.

Three hundred years later, Indian eminent monks Shemo Teng and Zhu Falan were invited to work with the envoys of the Eastern Han Dynasty to carry Buddhist scriptures and Buddha statues on white horses and return to Luoyang, the capital of the country. Emperor Han Ming built the White Horse Temple for them; The story of Zhu Bajie going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, after which Sanskrit entered the Middle Earth.

It was even later that people in Tubo came into contact with Buddhism.

More than 800 years later, Zamp Songtsen Gampo of the Tubo Kingdom married Princess Wencheng of the Tang Dynasty and Princess Chizun of Nepal. Chinese Buddhism and Nepalese Buddhism were introduced, and Buddhism had just entered the plateau.

Before that, people living on the plateau belonged to the ancient kingdom of Zhang Shung, and they believed in the Yongzhongben religion. How could it be possible to collect Sanskrit wooden slips? Even if it was passed from Tianzhu by chance, then Sanskrit should be written on the bay leaves, or carved on stone by the residents of the ancient Zhang Zhung country. Would they use wooden slips like the Central Plains people?

Well, you can doubt Brother Zheng's aesthetics, but you must not insult Brother Zheng's IQ, since that idiot Ziyuan has asked Brother Zheng to allow her to marry General Ming, and she holds the longevity that Brother Zheng cares most about. The art of immortality, so how could Brother Zheng attack the two of them before he actually obtained the art of immortality?

You want to say that Brother Zheng likes Ziyuan so crazy that he made a wrong decision, so why did Brother Zheng stab Ziyuan backhanded? Is this logical?

According to Brother Zheng's method, even if he hated them, he would definitely get the immortality first, and then find a way to slowly concoct them. How could he do such a stupid thing? Don't you need logic for the sake of plot?

Assuming that this is just the background of the story, what about the modern plot? It's already 1947, and that warlord is still thinking about digging Qin Shihuang's tomb? When Sun Dianying dug Cixi's tomb, it was the period of warlords' melee. This point has reached the period of the Liberation War, and military leaders everywhere are busy saving their lives.

The next plot, Shen Long, is even more unbearable. How dare you dig out Qin Shihuang's mausoleum and put it in a museum exhibition? Even peanuts can't stand the scolding of literati all over the country, right?

Damn, even though I know it's all fake, but when I saw those foreign devils destroying Qin Shihuang's mausoleum, and O'Connor treated Qin Shihuang's coffin so roughly, Shen Long just wanted to scold her, this is a treasure of our Chinese civilization ah! In the end, you were harmed like this by a group of foreign devils? I feel distressed just looking at it.

Thanks to the early filming of this movie, the Internet was not well-developed at that time, China was not developed enough, and the people's sense of pride had not yet been fully awakened; if it were made now, wouldn't it be scolded to death by netizens all over the country? Maybe Universal will be implicated and boycotted, just like Marvel's "Shang-Chi" turmoil a while ago.

Damn it, I can't stand it anymore, Shen Long was so angry that he threw his phone aside, this mission is really bad enough! After waiting for a while, Shen Long picked up the phone again, the more aggrieved he looks now, the more he has to clean up these foreign devils when he enters the mission world.

Re-opening the movie, Shen Long sighed, hey, I know how the Egyptians felt after watching the first two movies; er, no, the people living in Egypt now are not the same as those who built the pyramids back then, right?